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Ready to burst with happiness

Started by SAISAY, 27th January 2014 10:33 AM

1st, 20th, adelaide, australia, awesome, birthday, burst, daughters, day, deal, february, flying, found, grand, happiness, jet, march, ready, sharing, star, stepdaughter, wedding, yippeewoot

Replies: 6
Views: 1,835

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2014 05:17 PM; by Handyjack

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

House Insurance coverning Burst Pipes

Started by rod1949, 12th July 2013 10:01 PM

burst, bursts, cost, covered, coverning, covers, current, discovered, expires, fix, hot, house, insurance, leak, leaking, month, pipes, policy, solar, system, tank, water

Replies: 5
Views: 2,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2013 06:57 PM; by A Duke

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What cures aerosol "Expanding Foam"?

Started by Norm.Mareeba, 3rd December 2012 03:31 PM

aerosol, air, all;, barrow, basically, burst, closed, container, cure, cures, dense, el-cheapo, expanding, expanding foam, figure, fix, foam, garden, innertube, loads, managed, norm, pressure, putting, stem, straighten, support, tube, valve, wheelbarrow

Replies: 3
Views: 1,660

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2012 05:54 PM; by Bob38S

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Setting a buffing wheel on fire

Started by BobL, 18th February 2012 11:38 AM

1/4, bottles, buffing, burst, cloth, compounded, cutting, dull, flame, fluffed, glowing, grinder, landing, low, metal, piece, pump, range, red, setting, slightly, smoke, sparks, started, steel, touched, touching, trigger, waxed, wheel

Replies: 11
Views: 2,923

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2012 08:08 PM; by malb

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SAFETY

Munruben bank robbery

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th June 2011 09:07 PM

allan, anxious, bag, bank, burst, cash, customer, dead, forced, hand, hood, hooded, immediately, intrepid, john, load, missus, moments, munruben, noticed, pretty, raised, robber, robbery, scared, shot, staring, teller, tellers, woodie

Replies: 1
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2011 11:11 PM; by ian

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JOKES

Early arrival - Egyptian style

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th April 2011 12:32 PM

allan, arrival, arrived, arriving, blew, burst, car, doorway, dress, early, egyptian, fancy, friend, girl, horn, invited, kids, mummy.d, party, questioned, requested, style, told, toot, tutankhamun

Replies: 1
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2011 08:17 PM; by olbassy

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JOKES

Funeral Joke

Started by joe greiner, 1st July 2010 09:18 PM

awe, beautiful, burst, cardiologist, casket, closed, covered, died, doctor, doctors, elaborate, eulogy, eyes, famous, forever, funeral, heart, hospital, huge, joke, laughter, life, mourners, proctologist, rolled, sat, sealing, stared, stood, thinking

Replies: 6
Views: 1,994

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2010 01:28 PM; by Rum Pig

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JOKES

Grandma's letter

Started by Rodgera, 11th March 2010 04:07 PM

bumper, burst, car, changed, day, drove, experience, grandma, grandson, guy, hawaii, hawaiian, honked, honking, intersection, jesus, leaned, letter, light, lord, love, luck, noticed, people, praise, sign, started, sticker, waving, window

Replies: 2
Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2010 06:39 PM; by mjmjm

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JOKES

Pregnant Pause

Started by John Saxton, 13th February 2010 12:19 PM

burst, children, clipboard, continued, demanded, doctor, doctors, examination, grandchildren, grown, hall, hallway, hiccups, listening, marched, matter, minutes, office, pause, pregnant, ran, relax, screaming, sit, stopped, story, terry, told, woman, writing

Replies: 3
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2010 07:14 PM; by mjmjm

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JOKES

Allan dating in the1960's

Started by Calm, 5th October 2009 10:58 AM

allan, alternate, bouncy, burst, dating, dishevelled, door, evening, front, house, iced, incredulous, matter, mom, moment, mother, night, peggy, plans, pretty, screw, shed, slammed, stairs, sue, tea, the1960, thinking, tip, twist

Replies: 1
Views: 1,072

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2009 11:27 AM; by Calm

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JOKES

rubber gloves

Started by texx, 16th July 2009 08:29 AM

boxes, building, burst, condoms, crack, decided, delicate, dentist, dip, dry, envisioning, funny, gloves, hands, joke, lady, laughing, minutes, nervous, noticed, patient, peel, portion, procedure, rubber, size, smile, tank, throw, walk

Replies: 7
Views: 1,574

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2009 12:37 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Ran out of petrol

Started by munruben, 11th July 2009 09:31 AM

barry, barrys, bee, bees, burst, car, cranked, filled, filling, flew, home, huge, kilometers, kitten, life, petrol, purring, ran, seldom, set, starter, station, swarm, tank, tick, town, track, traveled, walking, wow

Replies: 4
Views: 1,923

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2009 10:20 PM; by kekemo

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Sooooooo funny and supposed to be true

Started by fenderbelly, 19th December 2008 02:51 PM

batteries, body, burst, button, cat, directions, fireplace, funny, glasses, gracie, head, hell, hurt, nipples, note, pretty, prongs, pushed, reading, recliner, sat, slammed, sooooooo, supposed, taser, thigh, thinking, triple-a, true, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 2,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2009 03:47 PM; by Bluegum

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

60 Years of Marriage

Started by Barry_White, 6th March 2008 08:47 PM

68697, angry, argue, box, burst, cloth, cloths, crochet, dish, explains, fight, grandmother, happiness, happy, honey, living, loving, marriage, married, money, moved;, precious, secret, selling, shoe, tears, times, told, woman, years

Replies: 1
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2008 09:18 PM; by funkychicken

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Expecting

Started by MICKYG, 28th January 2008 07:41 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2008 07:41 AM; by MICKYG

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JOKES

Two Bored Old Ladies

Started by wheelinround, 1st January 2008 12:42 PM

$5.00, applause, arrangement, bored, burst, cheering, clothes, commotion, completely, crowd, door, dried, flower, friend, front, hall, happened, heard, holding, huge, inside, ladies, lady, loud, naked, prize, streaked, surrounded, waiting, won

Replies: 9
Views: 1,607

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 08:23 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

I light of impending marriages

Started by wheelinround, 29th November 2007 09:48 AM

allan, basement, bike, broke, burst, confused, crying, day, deck, drunk, fell, flooded, hed, home, hug, impending, john, kissed, life, light, loved, machine, marriages, massive, straight, tears, told, washing, wife, worst

Replies: 3
Views: 1,035

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 10:14 AM; by echnidna

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JOKES

One for the plumbers

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th November 2007 04:07 PM

$700, allan, bill, burst, called, completion, didi, doctor, doctors, dying, hope, house, pipe, plumber, plumbers, protested, replied, time, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2007 10:17 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Volunteer Firefighter

Started by Rodgera, 9th November 2007 04:43 PM

beeper, block, bryan, bubble, burst, daughter, door, drive, fast, finished, fire, firefighter, firefighting, firemen, guy, hall, hate, hed, instantly, mom, move, replied, respond, table, telling, trained, training, truck, volunteer, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2007 04:43 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

I need some URGENT Plumbing Advice

Started by rod1949, 10th October 2007 10:20 AM

500kpa, activated, advice, ago, build-up, burst, burst/leaking, cold, connections, cylinder, explain, hot, manufacturer/supplier, place/install, plumber, plumbing, pressure, purchased, relief, roof, saving, solar, system, tank, time, urgent, valve, water, week, would/should

Replies: 9
Views: 3,018

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2007 09:32 AM; by Bleedin Thumb

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Cheeky little sod.

Started by Iain, 6th July 2007 09:47 AM

bit, building, burst, bush, carefully, cheeky, club, coaxed, cool, daughter, day, extremely, july, lively, pick, pony, ringwood, secured, sod, squeal, suddenly, sunlight, time, tread, unhappy, unusual, waiting, wet, winter, yesterday

Replies: 10
Views: 2,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2007 09:31 AM; by Gra

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hard Trash Collection and Ferals

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 3rd May 2007 12:55 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

assorted, box, boxes, burst, cables, cards, care, collection, complete, decent, ferals, front, garbage, ground, hard, mongrel, monitors, moron, nature, people, printers, pull, scanners, set, skiving, strip, stuff, thrown, trash, whatsoever

Replies: 23
Views: 3,729

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2007 11:50 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Burst hot water system

Started by snowyskiesau, 15th March 2007 01:14 AM

ago, burst, call, cold, electric, forums, hot, landlord, late, letting, litre, morning, night, power, read, replaced, rheem, shower, spew, stay, system, unit, water

Replies: 9
Views: 4,544

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2007 04:01 PM; by snowyskiesau

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Sexist or True?

Started by Terry B, 2nd March 2007 02:14 PM

breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, feels, forget, fry, god, hurry, husband, kitchen, listen, lost, ome, replied, salt, sexist, stared, stick, suddenly, true, wife, world, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 1,772

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2007 12:38 AM; by popawisky

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JOKES

Looking for Herman

Started by John Saxton, 3rd January 2007 10:33 PM

afternoon, army, burst, butter, careful, cooking, day, eggs, forget, fried, god, guy, herman, home, hurry, husband, issued, kitchen, listen, mountain, optician, pack, polish, read, replied, salt, stick, stuff, suddenly, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,121

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2007 10:33 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

electrolytic rust removal safety

Started by mic-d, 4th August 2006 06:31 PM

avoided, bit, bottom, bubble, bubbles, burst, cheers, decide, document, electrolysis, electrolytic, gases, health, hexavalent, hydrogen, info, michael, oxygen, people, removal, risks, rust, safety, stainless, start, steel, togetherd, tools, ventilation, wondered

Replies: 10
Views: 2,813

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2006 08:47 AM; by mic-d

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SAFETY

Just had to share. I do not remember the last time I laughed like this

Started by lubbing5cherubs, 5th August 2006 01:16 AM

batteries, body, burst, button, cat, directions, glasses, gracie, hand, hurt, laughed, left, nipples, note, one-second, position, pretty, pushed, reading, recliner, remember, sat, share, taser, testicles, thigh, thinking, time, triple-a, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,711

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2006 04:15 PM; by chrisb691

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JOKES

Funnies about life

Started by Baz, 11th May 2006 06:08 PM

afternoon, army, breakfast, burst, butter, careful, cooking, day, eggs, forget, fried, funnies, god, guy, herman, home, husband, issued, life, listen, mountain, optician, pack, polish, read, replied, salt, stuff, suddenly, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2006 06:08 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Now dodnt do this guys

Started by ele__13, 19th February 2006 02:49 PM

bad, batteries, body, burst, button, cat, directions, dodnt, gracie, guys, hand, hurt, left, nipples, note, one-second, position, pretty, prongs, pushed, reading, recliner, sat, shock, taser, testicles, thigh, thinking, triple-a, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,772

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2006 04:34 PM; by Termite

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JOKES

The Investor Renovator From Hell

Started by chromis, 8th January 2006 01:12 PM

bit, bubble, burst, comments, didn’t, dubious, february, guy, hell, house, investor, job, met, nice, papers, proud, purchased, quality, renovator, signed

Replies: 10
Views: 2,717

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2006 11:20 PM; by chromis

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Airbrushing

Started by hires54, 16th November 2005 06:16 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

air, airbrush, airbrushing, appreciated, bought, budget, burst, compressor, confusedmy, daughter, home, ideas, inflated, pressure, rim, sites, told, tube

Replies: 21
Views: 3,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2005 10:32 PM; by soundman

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FINISHING

Taser Fun

Started by Groggy, 12th November 2005 11:13 PM

aaa, arch, assailant, bad, batteries, blue, burst, button, decision, directions, dog, electricity, found, fun, muscle, note, one-second, pretty, prongs, pushed, ran, sat, story, taser, thigh, thinking, time, twitching, wife, words

Replies: 3
Views: 1,499

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2005 08:39 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Bayswater sinkhole?

Started by martrix, 2nd July 2005 07:11 PM

bayswater, burst, closed, due, heard, hole, hwy, mountain, pics, radio, result, sink, sinkhole, watermain, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2005 07:11 PM; by martrix

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Oh my Goad

Started by Gingermick, 30th June 2005 07:12 PM

breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, car, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, feels, flamin, forget, fried, fry, goad, god, hell, hurry, husband, kitchen, mind, replied, salt, stared, stick, suddenly, wife, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2005 09:22 PM; by Tikki

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JOKES

long but funny

Started by goat, 9th May 2005 04:40 PM

arch, assailant, bad, batteries, bought, burst, button, cool, directions, easily, electricity, funny, loaded, long, molly, note, one-second, pretty, prongs, pushed, reading, sat, shock, tazer, thigh, thinking, tickled, time, triple-a, whimpering

Replies: 9
Views: 2,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2005 10:32 PM; by Soren

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JOKES

It's cursed I tells ya !

Started by himzol, 10th December 2004 02:19 PM

adopting, al-uminium, approach, assembly, burst, coming, cursed, digging, doctor, dry, excorsist, frame, furthest, hat, hear, himzo, mutter, pehaps, pipe, replacing, rest, spent, table, tells, time, victorian, water, weekend, witch, yell

Replies: 10
Views: 2,633

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2004 09:16 AM; by himzol

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

fair enough............

Started by Christopha, 14th October 2004 12:08 AM

breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, fair, feels, forget, fried, fry, god, hell, hurry, husband, kitchen, listen, lost, matter, morning, replied, salt, sitting, stared, suddenly, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,593

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2004 01:11 AM; by DanP

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JOKES

Sven...................

Started by Iain, 28th August 2004 01:04 PM

answer, bar, brudder, burst, buy, child, chortled, cronies, dakota, drink, drinks, fair, falls, fargo, father, game, indian, mudder, north, norwegian, paid, question, search, sioux, sister, spotted, sven, vas, vasnt, vun

Replies: 0
Views: 1,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2004 01:04 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Playing around

Started by Driver, 5th November 2003 04:39 PM

agree, amazed, badly, bastard, burst, car, company, day, ego, golf, he’s, home, hotel, kiss, lot, managed, match, misjudge, morning, passionately, play, playing, pulls, reaction, round, situation, suggests, tears, tells, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,985

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2003 04:39 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

Take This Scientific Quiz to Determine Your Blokeness Quotient:

Started by Driver, 9th July 2003 04:49 PM

blokeness, burst, decided, determine, dinner, dog, earth, finally, future, human, hurt, land, life, love, nice, opinion, promised, quiz, quotient, ready, rest, restaurant, rush, school, scientific, shes, sincerely, spend, walk, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2003 04:49 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

Cannibals

Started by Gino, 21st February 2001 06:23 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2001 06:23 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

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