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Absent from Church

Started by Rodgera, 7th June 2014 11:44 AM

absent, attend, church, dvrs, for., game, lit, minister, miss, quandary, question., record, reverend, rodgera, sermon?, services, stuck, sunday, walked, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,528

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2014 01:08 PM; by DaveTTC

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The Road to Destruction

Started by Carry Pine, 18th December 2013 08:31 PM

angican, bridge, car, crash, destruction, erect, goodie, hear, leads, local, mighty, minister, oldie, parish, past, priest, road, sign, ulster

Replies: 0
Views: 943

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2013 08:31 PM; by Carry Pine

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Minister for 'Short Memory'

Started by MAPLEMAN, 15th December 2013 09:01 AM

$1000, aired, battlers, battling, bills, bloody, christmas, clairea, communications, death, hort, jason, labor, memory, merry, millions, minister, mm2tsup, newsbreak, oppositions, party, politicians, power, send, short, sick

Replies: 13
Views: 1,738

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2013 07:56 PM; by chambezio

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A Saint

Started by fenderbelly, 19th October 2012 01:01 PM

aide, canberra, cardinal, catholic, church, compared, congregation, contrary, egregious, explain, favourite, flip-flop, gillard, honour, issues, kevin, minister, money, overseas, personages, presence, promised, queensland, rudd, rudds, saint, sermon, simply, tenets, views

Replies: 2
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2012 10:45 PM; by rwbuild

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The Queen's Riddle

Started by Big Shed, 24th May 2012 10:29 AM

answer, brother, cameron, canberra, child, david, father, federal, finally, friends, government, intelligent, julia, majesty, mens, minister, mother, people, precisely, prime, queen, queens, recognized, riddle, sister, smiled, swan, tony, wayne, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,478

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2012 11:32 AM; by Dengue

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G'day All

Started by Erewhon, 14th March 2012 12:49 AM

blue, care, chainsaw, childhood, creations, cut, days, erewhon, eyes, feel, finance, firewood, gday, grandmother, hooks, investing, mates, minister, painted, reverting, share, shed, son, time, tools, toys, war, website, wood, wooden

Replies: 7
Views: 1,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2012 06:56 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

New Shed Mate

Started by Scott, 24th March 2012 11:37 PM

adore, ago, amount, buying, calling, cost, couch, day, decent, deterrents, dusty, flinch, head, kids, lathe, lost, mate, minister, occasion, passed, pleasure, price, reckon, result, rhodesian, ridgebacks, shed, shes, thieves, thinking

Replies: 6
Views: 1,709

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2012 06:11 PM; by Old farmer

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Todays email

Started by fenderbelly, 24th February 2012 08:04 PM

act, australia, email, job, minister, prime, todays

Replies: 3
Views: 1,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2012 04:03 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Bank ID

Started by Grumpy John, 31st January 2012 09:29 PM

australia, ball, bank, blank, cashed, cheque, coffee, complete, cup, fifties, finally, floor, gillard, greg, honestly, julia, metres, minds, minister, mug, norman, prime, prove, pulled, single, spectacular, teller, ten, tennis, time

Replies: 1
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2012 10:24 PM; by Rodgera

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She doesnt live here any more!!!

Started by doug3030, 28th October 2011 10:51 PM

2013, agitated, approached, canberra, day, front, gillard, guard, hand, hearing, julia, live, lodge, looked, love, mans, meet, minister, pime, prime, row, security, shook, sir, speak, told, tomorrow, understand, understandably, walked

Replies: 7
Views: 2,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2011 11:20 PM; by Bob38S

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Last wishes

Started by popawisky, 13th August 2011 12:07 PM

agreed, amen, arrived, choose, christ, father, gillard, hand, hospital, jesus, julia, julia’s, lord, lying, minister, nurse, pattern, people, priest, priests, prime, replied, saviour, serenity, slowly, thieves;, treasurer, wayne, win, wishes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2011 05:20 PM; by Rodgera

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Hi from new member

Started by dgp, 29th May 2011 11:24 AM

bought, builder, buy, convincing, couple, crisis, days, due, electrician, entertainment, finance, forum, house, information, invaluable, joined, life, member, mid, minister, minor, plan, practising, projects, resource, scms, start, tlc, trouble, weatherboard

Replies: 4
Views: 1,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2011 11:53 AM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Tough times ahead

Started by BEKKY, 30th May 2011 06:13 PM

action, ahead, cab, cave, centrelink, cool~c, customer, cut, doctors, drivers, finally, immigration, minister, mohammed, morning, officers, omar, pakistan, queensland, reps, resilts, service, sufficient, taliban, telemarketers, telstra, times, tough, ugly, yield

Replies: 1
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2011 10:02 AM; by damian

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Understanding Politics

Started by John Saxton, 19th March 2011 07:56 PM

asleep, baby, bed, boy, brother, call, class, dad, door, father, finding, future, government, keyhole, locked, minister, morning, mother, nanny, nannys, parents, peeks, people, politics, prime, screwing, son, understanding, wake

Replies: 2
Views: 1,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2011 08:36 AM; by Rodgera

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Prayers answered

Started by BEKKY, 20th August 2010 05:22 PM

announced, answered, church, completely, congregation, crushed, doctors, hold, hospital, imagined, lord, minister, morning, pain, performed, podium, praise, prayers, scrotum, squirmed, stood, sunday, surgery, terrible, tom, uncomfortably, unnerved, voice, walked, weeks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,933

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2010 05:09 PM; by minus459

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easement in gross

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 11th July 2010 02:40 PM

1902, build, buying, conveyancer, created, dates, easement, easy, favour, gross, house, knock, minister, paper, passed, pipeline, public, read, removed, renovateforum.com, spot, thread, told, water

Replies: 0
Views: 942

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2010 02:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

National Shed

Started by Phil Spencer, 25th June 2010 04:30 PM

allowances, australia, clean, cut, drill, equipped, erected, female, grass, grounds, jointer, ladder, lawn, lodge, minister, ministers, mower, nation, national, partner/husband, press, prime, set, shed, spouting, thicknesser, time, tools

Replies: 9
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2010 10:49 PM; by cultana

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Devil Knows

Started by Barry_White, 21st June 2010 06:27 PM

anytime, australia, ballistic, call, cheque, country, devil, dollars, elizabeth, explain, feel, finally, free, hears, hell, hours, keating, local, million, minister, minutes, paul, putin, queen, smirked, spoke, surprised, talks, told, writes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2010 06:35 PM; by Big Shed

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Worms

Started by Calm, 18th June 2010 07:31 PM

add, alcohol, chocolate, cigarette, clean, container, dead, demonstration, drink, eat, emphasis, fourth, hand, learn, lesson, maxine, minister, pretty, quickly, raised, sermon, service, sitting, smoke, soil, sunday, syrup, visual, worm, worms

Replies: 3
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2010 07:23 PM; by Rodgera

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Rudds Ancestry

Started by Jim Carroll, 8th June 2010 06:43 PM

1887, 1889, ancestry, assets, dealings, force, gaol, genealogy, great-great, hanged, horse, judy, kevin, melbourne, melbourne-geelong, minister, police, political, prime, railroad, remus, research, rudd, rudds, spin, standing, thief, train, uncle, victoria

Replies: 12
Views: 2,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2010 03:46 PM; by Ozkaban

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Channel 7 - Gay bashing homophobes?

Started by Sebastiaan56, 21st May 2010 05:55 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bashing, campbell|channel, cancer, channel, current, david, express, fight, filmed, gay, homophobes, honorable, immoral, inhabited, job, leaving, media, minister, ostensibly, outed, people, portrayed, reporter, resign, resigned, sexuality, smhs, stalked, wife, yesterday

Replies: 38
Views: 4,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2010 07:56 PM; by two fingers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Postal Service Recall

Started by Ozkaban, 13th November 2009 08:49 AM

$1.73, adhesive, australia, australia….kevin, commission, created, demanded, enraged, findings, here], leader, million, minister, month, people, perfect, picture, political, post, postal, prime, recall, service, special, spending, spitting, stamp, testing, wrong, [insert

Replies: 2
Views: 1,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2009 08:55 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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No Enemies

Started by Rodgera, 20th February 2009 10:19 PM

aged, answer, approvingly, beautiful, clergyman, congregation, enemies, enemy, minister, outlived, sir, talking, thankful, world

Replies: 0
Views: 928

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2009 10:19 PM; by Rodgera

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Message from the Department of Communications, Energy & Natural Resources

Started by wheelinround, 17th February 2009 06:05 PM

chara, communications, conditions, cost, department, due, eamon, economic, electricity, energy, gas, inconvenience, irish, light, message, minister, natural, oil, recent, resources, rising, ryan, subject, tunnel

Replies: 2
Views: 1,240

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2009 09:39 PM; by fenderbelly

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New Shed Construction WIP

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:18 AM

approval, cheers, construction, finally, finance, finnished, forum, hey, minister, month, pics, post, progress, received, saturday, shed, slab, somie, start, wip, yay

Replies: 0
Views: 1,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:18 AM; by ubeaut

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ELECTRICAL

Spending Your Aussie Pension Bonus $$$

Started by wheelinround, 23rd October 2008 09:57 AM

$$$, $600, aussie, australia, australian, beer, bonus, computer, crap, economy, federal, government, home, kevin, korea, minister, money, pension, prime, produced, products, prostitutes, purchase, rudd, sending, spend, spending, swan, treasurer, wayne

Replies: 1
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2008 01:59 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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hi there

Started by MatMann, 22nd October 2008 05:12 PM

15yrs, arborist, body, eltham, finance, forever, found, gem, mat, minister, sawdust, shed, start, stuff, tablesaw, triton, vic, wood

Replies: 8
Views: 1,394

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2008 09:54 AM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Bus driver joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th August 2008 10:49 AM

allan, bus, chap, church, congregation, driver, front, joke, minister, move, people, replied, row, sat, seats, sermon, sitting, spurned, stranger, surprised, yelling

Replies: 1
Views: 1,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 11:26 AM; by wheelinround

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Australia's Iron Lady

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th August 2008 07:08 AM

air, attended, australia, australias, bragged, brazenly, call, causing, cocktail, declared, drinks, ex-prime, fist, gillard, hear, invited, iron, julia, lady, maggie, margaret, minister, party, referred, replied, spill, stood, thatcher, visiting, waving

Replies: 3
Views: 1,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2008 10:45 PM; by Claw Hama

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Newbie

Started by Hick, 2nd August 2008 05:46 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2008 08:43 AM; by jerryc

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Kevin Rudd visits a primary school

Started by WoodJunky, 1st July 2008 09:13 PM

accident, airplane, boy, carrying, children, discussion, finally, fire, friendly, f___ing, gillard, hand, kevin, loss, minister, primary, prime, queensland, quiet, raised, rudd, school, searched, silent, struck, tragedy, visiting, visits, voice, volunteered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,600

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2008 09:17 PM; by STAR

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JOKES

Bible Sales

Started by Elbow, 12th June 2008 01:49 PM

320, behalf, bible, bibles, church, collected, door, door-to-door, envelope, fine, i-i-i, indebted, jack, louie, louis, minister, nodded, paul, professional, replied, sales, salesman, salesmen, sell, selling, serious, sold, sunday, t-t-to, week

Replies: 3
Views: 1,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2008 08:14 PM; by weisyboy

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The minister

Started by munruben, 24th May 2008 04:00 PM

annoyed, breath, brings, cleanse, coughing, decides, drunk, drunks, fell, finally, found, gasping, head, holds, jesus, mend, minister, minute, obstinate, ocean, pulls, pushes, shoves, straight, surface, time, walking, water, worse, yells

Replies: 8
Views: 1,812

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2008 06:39 PM; by munruben

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Sound familiar???

Started by Breslauer, 27th April 2008 09:13 AM

accidentally, congregation, dentures, familiar, grabbed, gums, hour, hurt, hurting, lot, minister, minutes, pastors, preached, pulled, remaining, responded, shut, sore, sound, sunday, talk, teeth, wifes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,716

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2008 09:23 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Hitting the bottle

Started by Rodgera, 15th January 2008 07:36 PM

added, answer, bottle, child, daughter, four-year, hard, hitting, minister, mommy, mother, phone, rang, sauce, shes, struggle, talk, tomato, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2008 07:36 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Austrlalia's new shoe policy

Started by Greg Ward, 13th January 2008 05:13 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

announced, australia, austrlalia, austrlalias, believers, buy, forced, greg, half, legged, liberal, million, minister, policy, population, prime, shoe, shoes, true, unshod, vote, votes

Replies: 26
Views: 3,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2008 04:50 PM; by munruben

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Shifting sands

Started by Big Shed, 10th January 2008 03:13 PM

3.5cm, aquarium, aquarium?no, article, bay, bottom, channel, chemist, claims, deeper, dredging, environment, garrett, hard, level, middle, minister, missing, peter, phillip, port, raise, reading, rockstar, sand, sands, shift, shifting, simple, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2008 06:57 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

dogs...not man's best friend

Started by dazzam, 19th December 2007 01:22 AM

afraid, allegations, arrives, christmas, colour, condition, days, deck, dogs, dogsnot, finance, friend, grey, impressed, law, laying, legitimacy, lighten, man, mans, minister, mother, nasty, overly, pedigree, product, re-finishing, short, stronger, war

Replies: 3
Views: 1,538

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2007 09:12 PM; by dazzam

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FINISHING

Hymn #365

Started by nev25, 17th December 2007 10:20 PM

#365, air, announced, beer, cautiously, closing, complete, completing, emphasis, finally, fist, gather, hymn, laughing, leader, minister, pour, river, sat, sermon, shaking, sing, smile, song, stood, temperance, whiskey, wine, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2007 11:07 PM; by nev25

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JOKES

One for "Fenderbelly".

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th November 2007 04:56 PM

allan, arm, assistance, bed, coming, coping, dentist, doctor, dying, eat, fenderbelly, hand, head, hope, hospital, minister, mood, newspaper, noticed, patient, pillow, read, replied, staff, teeth, terrible, time, visiting, ward, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,078

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:43 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Wheelins train ride

Started by munruben, 10th November 2007 08:08 PM

bit, chatting, cloth, collar, compartment, don’t, drink, drunk.’, fine, front, hour, insisted, minister, rail, replied, ride, sharing, sick, speak, talk, talking, train, wheelin, wheelins, worse, yacking, yackity, ‘drunk?’, ‘please, ‘you’re

Replies: 1
Views: 1,146

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2007 12:34 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Paving in Herring Bone pattern using bricks

Started by Make it work, 28th October 2007 12:06 AM

110, 115, 220, 230, bone, brick, bricks, couple, creep, finance, found, gaps, helps, herring, laid, lay, minister, missed, mtr, pattern, paver, pavers, paving, planning, prefer, searched, size, trick, ugly, widths

Replies: 10
Views: 4,035

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2007 10:07 AM; by Bleedin Thumb

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BRICKWORK

Couple Celebrate Marriage From Hell

Started by Metal Head, 27th October 2007 02:06 PM

bloodstained, bony-gloved, borne, carrie, celebrate, clad, clutched, coffin, colleague, companion, couple, emerging, film, grim, hand, hearse, hell, horror, i’ve, lord’s, marriage, minister, pallbearers, prayer, read, reaper, scroll, star, sweetest, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 972

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2007 02:06 PM; by Metal Head

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hymn #365

Started by Barry_White, 25th October 2007 10:02 PM

#365, air, announced, beer, cautiously, closing, complete, completing, emphasis, finally, fist, gather, hoot, hymn, laughing, leader, minister, pour, river, sat, sermon, shaking, sing, smile, song, stood, suspect, temperance, wine, world

Replies: 4
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2007 09:32 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Deep in prayer

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th October 2007 08:45 PM

allan, congregation, deep, dying, enthusiastic, hope, hours, minister, minutes, night, phoned, prayed, prayer, replied, spiritual, street, time, welfare, widow, words, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2007 09:39 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Sorry John

Started by Barry Hicks, 10th October 2007 09:55 AM

daughter, girl, jane, john, minister, mother, mummy, munruben, munrubens, replied, reply, school, spoke, sunday, told, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 1,704

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2007 07:43 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Howard visits nursing home

Started by munruben, 24th August 2007 10:57 AM

bath, calls, close, dear, elderly, female, hey, home, howard, john, lady, matron, minister, mister, morning, nursing, prime, replies, resident, run, sticks, stops, sydney, visiting, visits, walks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,750

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2007 04:14 AM; by bsrlee

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JOKES

Are you dinky di?

Started by pawnhead, 21st August 2007 04:20 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

australia, australian, australias, day, dinky, european, fair, federal, government, governor, head, john, kangaroo, landing, minister, national, party, political, premier, prime, queen, questions, red, settlers, sir, system, values, war, world, yellow

Replies: 48
Views: 5,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2007 11:58 AM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Can of Worms

Started by Felder, 13th April 2007 10:54 AM

add, alcohol, booze, chocolate, church, cigarette, clean, dead, decided, demonstration, drink, eat, emphasis, filled, fourth, hand, jar, learn, maxine, minister, quickly, raised, sermon, sitting, smoke, soil, sunday, syrup, worm, worms

Replies: 0
Views: 1,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2007 10:54 AM; by Felder

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JOKES

Canadian Passport

Started by Baz, 1st March 2007 05:31 PM

address, araft, beach, birth, butt, canadian, card, chicken, crying, cut, days, farm, forms, goat, heads, hell, insurance, issuance, loud, minister, park, passport, picture, plan, sandy, stupid, urge, visiting, weird, yasser

Replies: 1
Views: 2,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2007 10:10 PM; by Tonyz

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JOKES

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