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Stay Off Your Bicycle

Started by gms002a, 5th August 2014 12:02 PM

andrea, arms, bicycle, body, cleaned, couple, days, deodorant, dog, dogs, ears, fine, found, hair, hear, legs, lotion, nair, pharmacist, proceeded, recurring, remover, replied, schnauzer, stay, store, vet, veterinarian, week, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 2,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2014 01:55 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

The Saw. Last for 2013.

Started by issatree, 31st December 2013 05:33 PM

2013, beautiful, bed, bought, burn, caught, chap, cut, darling, dragged, grabbed, hair, hold, love, market, nice, passing, proceeded, real, rusty, screaming, shed, silly, sun, tight, vice, wife, woman, wood, wound

Replies: 0
Views: 1,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2013 05:33 PM; by issatree

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JOKES

dangerous driving

Started by MAPLEMAN, 12th December 2013 09:25 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

beam, beams, called, copper, dangerous, dangers, day, driving, happened, idiot, mm2tsup, nice, nonono, patronising, proceeded, road, slipped, tailgating, verbal, waited

Replies: 27
Views: 3,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2013 06:42 AM; by tea lady

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

unhappy marriage

Started by fenderbelly, 25th September 2013 10:38 PM

arrested, artie, breath, choice, coles, department, drew, floor, friend, hands, husband, insurance, leave, living, manager, marriage, murder, police, poor, proceeded, produce, security, store, strangle, stumbled, surprised, unexpectedly, unhappy, wife, witnesses

Replies: 1
Views: 1,796

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2013 10:44 PM; by A Duke

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JOKES

New Spray Booth for The Shed

Started by Alby123, 4th June 2013 12:25 AM

270999, 271000, ago, article, bell, booth, bought, build, fan, finish, folks, forward, gluing, gun, hard, housing, instructions, i’ll, months, mouth, post, proceeded, progress, read, ready, sections, shed, spray, straight, ticket

Replies: 14
Views: 3,566

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2013 02:56 PM; by Alby123

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FINISHING

Backyard potato plot

Started by MBM888, 11th May 2013 12:04 AM

7am, ahead, apologised, arrived, arthritis, backyard, bodies, buried, circumstances, dad, dear, departed, dig, finding, garden, impossible, letter, love, loving, morning, pensioner, pensioner’s, plant, plot, police, potato, potatoes, proceeded, read, son

Replies: 0
Views: 1,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2013 12:04 AM; by MBM888

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JOKES

Used Car

Started by Rodgera, 22nd December 2012 03:39 PM

bought, bounced, car, clasped, corner, cpr, doubt, drove, five-year-old, hand, observed, parked, pedestrian, proceeded, quickly, released, repeated, shock, shoulders, squared, standing, start, suspension, swmbo, test, time, times, told, weight, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,498

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2012 07:18 PM; by popawisky

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JOKES

Society has officially turned to dog cr@p

Started by ozhunter, 2nd December 2012 08:42 PM

bit, bloke, car, cars, convince, cr@p, cruiser, dad, details, dog, family, fast, ground, heard, knocked, limb, naturally, officially, people, police, pretty, proceeded, punched, sheep, society, spent, stock, stop, tomorrow, turned

Replies: 12
Views: 1,637

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2012 08:34 PM; by ozhunter

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

In the Market Place, what do the Moderators think that 'PM Sent' means?

Started by adeben, 13th November 2012 04:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advice, bring, buy, courteous, effect, information, item, market, means, message, moderator, moderators, offer, offering, person, place, posting, proceeded, read, rebuke, recently, request, rules, sale, sought

Replies: 21
Views: 2,892

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2012 10:53 PM; by Groggy

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Here's a note from SWMBO

Started by Rodgera, 9th July 2009 08:06 PM

bag, bags, boxes, carefully, cartons, crackers, detergent, eggplants, eggs, green, grocery, hams, husband, items, list, note, numbered, peppers, proceeded, proud, returned, shopping, shortly, sugar, supermarket, swmbo, unpack, volunteered

Replies: 6
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2009 01:10 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Should I tell him?

Started by Phil Spencer, 14th March 2009 01:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bloke, boyfriend, carrot, cut, daughters, diet, dog, dry, eggs, eukanubra, finished, food, grated, lamb, loaf, love, meat, meatloaf, minced, palletised, phil, proceeded, pumpkin, sandwich, science, tasted

Replies: 16
Views: 2,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2009 12:33 PM; by Ed Reiss

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

"Daddy, what is sex?"

Started by Rodgera, 11th May 2008 11:58 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 11:50 AM; by DavidG

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JOKES

Quick Thinking

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th May 2008 03:14 PM

$50, allan, allans, bank, brandishing, cash, customers, day, fourth, gang, guns, hand, lined, owe, pressed, proceeded, quick, relieve, robbers, rodgera, rushed, standing, taking, tellers, thinking, valuables, wallets, whispered

Replies: 1
Views: 1,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2008 03:49 PM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

Doggy doo.

Started by Toyboy, 28th April 2008 11:33 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 11:33 PM; by Toyboy

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JOKES

No Sex Since 1955

Started by nev25, 31st March 2008 12:20 AM

1955, 2130, action, bare, breath, chill, conversation, glancing, hope, lady, leaned, lot, maam, major, matter-of-fact, panting, private, proceeded, quit, relax, sergeant, serious, sex, taking, time, times, voice, watch, wow, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 02:54 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Game of cricket

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th January 2008 05:21 PM

allan, balls, brett, calendar, cricket, disappointed, eagerly, game, gra, hand, home, invited, lee, m.c.g, mate, months, proceeded, sat, seat, stole, test, umpire, ventured, warrandyte, watch, watched

Replies: 0
Views: 1,025

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 05:21 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Dog Hair

Started by Phil Spencer, 13th December 2007 01:45 PM

arms, bicycle, chemist, cleaned, couple, days, deodorant, dog, dogs, ears, either;, fine, found, hair, hear, lady, legs, month, nair, neighbour, pay, proceeded, remover, reoccurring, rub, schnauzer, shave, stay, vet, week

Replies: 5
Views: 1,505

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2007 08:51 PM; by Woodlee

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JOKES

Anniversary Present from the Police!!

Started by Rodgera, 6th October 2007 01:12 PM

anniversary, congratulations, day, driving, explained, handed, home, hury, late, officer, paper, police, present, proceeded, rushing, speeding, stopped, ticket, truth, warning, wife, write

Replies: 0
Views: 981

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 01:12 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Loving old couple

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th August 2007 04:03 PM

bench, couple, cuddle, departed, dying, ear, garden, hand, hands, hold, hope, loving, nibble, nothings, proceeded, remember, replied, sat, sweet, teeth, time, whispered, woman, worried, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,483

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2007 04:03 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Need help with last row of T&G floorboards

Started by tryitonce!, 21st January 2007 08:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

appreciated, called, chippy, cost, darn, detail, finish, fit, flatpack, floorboards, greatly, guys, hints, install, kitchen, left, lump, proceeded, professionals, quoted, ripping, row, shear, skirting, suggested, sum, t&g, tandg, tjm, waiting

Replies: 19
Views: 5,548

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2007 09:58 PM; by celeste

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FLOORING

Pinkies Hurt

Started by rond, 16th February 2007 08:21 AM

auger, blood, digging, eyes, flesh, hand, helpb, hidden, horror, hurt, install, looked, merrily, pain, pinkie, pinkies, ponder, post, pride, proceeded, scar, shock, sit, stump, swmbo, tears, telling, tree, world, yet]

Replies: 9
Views: 1,842

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2007 04:29 PM; by Felder

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SAFETY

Browser problem - Opera

Started by skratbag, 26th January 2006 08:45 PM

8.5, account, attempt, browser, cookies, enabled, folks, forums, installed, issue, locked, log, message, minutes, opera, pretended, problem, proceeded, similar, site, success, times, trawled, vbulletin, version

Replies: 4
Views: 1,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2006 06:25 PM; by Auzzie turner

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

It's not what you say, but how you say it

Started by Breslauer, 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM

8-year-old, answer, bees, birds, couple, dad, daddy, decides, dinner, explaining, father, finished, girl, hanging, mom, mouth, proceeded, question, ready, replied, secs, sex, straight, surprised, told, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,011

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

nair

Started by goat, 9th July 2006 10:46 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,079

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2006 10:46 AM; by goat

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JOKES

Caddy Advice

Started by Rodgera, 18th May 2006 02:03 PM

advice, argued, ball, bit, caddy, confident, dare, eek, estimate, fifteen, four-wood, front, game, gentleman, giving, golfer, handed, immediately, par, proceeded, putt, putter, rolled, standing, suggested, tee, top, watched, wedge, yards

Replies: 1
Views: 1,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th May 2006 04:22 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

the worst woodworking day or dumbest thing you have done

Started by doug the slug, 9th July 2005 10:03 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

day, decided, dining, dumbest, feed, fence, forum, learnt, machine, moment, moved, piece, post, proceeded, router, run, save, set, sewing, similar, support, table, thing, timber, time, triton, woodworking, workcentre, workshop, worst

Replies: 80
Views: 13,987

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2006 03:16 PM; by MrFixIt

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HINTS & TIPS

Windows

Started by bennylaird, 19th October 2005 08:20 AM

argument, automatically, boy, call, complaining, contractor, diary, doesn’t, double-pane, energy-efficient, expensive, fast, guess, guy, heard, house, hung, installed, line, pay, proceeded, replaced, sales, silence, stupid, talking, told, week, windows, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2005 08:20 AM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

Bald jokes please....

Started by Christopha, 6th September 2005 04:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

admiring, african, american, bald, barber, charge, clean, colour, cost, cut, dudes, eyed, guys, hand, hollywood, jokes, kojak, looked, mirror, note, proceeded, racist, replied, seat, shaved, standing, submit, telly, white, wide

Replies: 15
Views: 28,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2005 04:18 PM; by Wood Borer

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JOKES

Red Head story

Started by Iain, 15th August 2005 09:11 AM

blonde, body, broken, complained, complaining, doctor, examined, exclaimed, finger, head, hurts, index, painful, proceeded, red, redhead, sore, story, touch, touching

Replies: 1
Views: 1,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2005 10:33 AM; by DanP

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JOKES

Hamish & Jock

Started by Iain, 21st October 2004 07:17 PM

blood, consumed, dark, day, dear, feet, fell, finally, fine, flask, god, hamish, heavens, home, jock, leg, looked, malt, offered, pocket, proceeded, return, single, stagger, stumbled, unsteady, upper, warm, wetness

Replies: 1
Views: 1,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2004 08:49 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Oops!

Started by fxst, 19th June 2004 11:11 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2004 11:11 PM; by fxst

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JOKES

Blondes aren't so stupid...maybe

Started by Christopha, 1st April 2004 11:15 AM

argument, automatically, blonde, blondes, boy, call, complaining, contractor, double-pane, efficient, energy, expensive, fast, guess, guy, heard, house, hung, line, pay, proceeded, sales, silence, stupid, stupidmaybe, talking, told, week, windows, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2004 11:15 AM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Doctor, I've got a problem

Started by Eastie, 4th August 2003 04:13 PM

composure, control, couple, doctor, fit’, gentleman, happen, hide, honour, laugh, laughed, laughter, moments, passed, patient, pecker, problem, proceeded, professional, promise, regain, resort, revealing, swollen, tiniest, treat, trousers, twenty, unable, ‘coughing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2003 04:13 PM; by Eastie

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JOKES

A good philosophy

Started by Eastie, 8th January 2003 04:31 PM

2003.], agreed, beer, beers, children, continued, couple, edited, empty, energy, filled, glad, good, gravel, jar, life, matter, message, partner, philosophy, picked, proceeded, produced, professor, rocks, sand, spend, students, stuff, time

Replies: 2
Views: 1,589

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2003 06:30 AM; by Dennis Hill

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JOKES

cindarella

Started by Gino, 8th September 2002 08:01 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,069

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2002 08:01 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Randy bugger

Started by Gino, 3rd December 2001 10:52 PM

>>and, >>commented, >>damn, >>failed, >>lawrence, >>pumpkin, >>up, apparently, approached, approaching, bugger, car, county, embarrassment, evident, gwinnett, lawrence, looked, midnight, notice, officer, police, proceeded, process, public, pumpkin, randy, surprised, taylor, unaware

Replies: 0
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2001 10:52 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Young couple

Started by Gino, 18th April 2001 03:17 PM

admits, aerial, bit, couple, disease, doctor, doctoring, embarrassed, exclaims, fester, girl, head, knowingly, left, marks, nodding, proceeded, punchline, session, sex, starting, takes, van, wait, whip, whipping, worst, wounds, yells, young

Replies: 1
Views: 1,460

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2001 09:27 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Equal Opportunity Employer

Started by Island Ape, 23rd March 2001 03:54 AM

bilingual, chair, computer, copy, database, demonstrate, dog, employer, equal, expertise, inside, job, jumped, looked, manager, office, opportunity, proceeded, produced, programs, receptionist, sample, sign, spreadsheet, straight, time, told, trotted, type, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2001 03:54 AM; by Island Ape

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JOKES

Parrot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Started by Iain, 29th September 2000 12:28 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2000 09:33 PM; by John Saxton

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