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They live amongst us

Started by KBs PensNmore, 6th December 2015 11:41 PM

air, applicable, chairman, clean, death, discriminate, einstein, exclude, feeling, football, forever, genius, guy, heart, iacocca, lee, live, love, miss, necessarily, nfl, night, norman, people, quarterback, simply, smarter, types, washington, word

Replies: 10
Views: 1,990

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2015 02:11 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

A man with a death wish

Started by Rodgera, 29th May 2015 07:49 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 699

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2015 07:49 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

What angles to cut for X leg table

Started by dadpad, 21st June 2014 11:54 PM

420mm, 600mm, 732.3mm, 90mm, angle, angles, boy, build, calculate, correct, cut, death, dodgy, drawing, graves, hypot, hypotenuse, leg, length, maths, minus, pic, pythag, root, sum, table, teachers, timber, wide, width

Replies: 10
Views: 9,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2014 03:23 PM; by DaveTTC

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HINTS & TIPS

BBC news report

Started by fenderbelly, 8th April 2014 03:08 PM

accepting, afterlife, bbc, benefits, blow, bombers, bombings, choice, cutting, death, expenditures, hate, jihad, laying, muslim, news, people, qaeda, realities, recent, reducing, report, shortage, simply, staff, strike, suicide, union, virgins

Replies: 0
Views: 1,443

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2014 03:08 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Minister for 'Short Memory'

Started by MAPLEMAN, 15th December 2013 09:01 AM

$1000, aired, battlers, battling, bills, bloody, christmas, clairea, communications, death, hort, jason, labor, memory, merry, millions, minister, mm2tsup, newsbreak, oppositions, party, politicians, power, send, short, sick

Replies: 13
Views: 1,672

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2013 07:56 PM; by chambezio

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Can't take it With You

Started by Carry Pine, 16th December 2013 08:01 AM

agrees, arm, arrange, bed, book, brought, bury, calls, check, coffin, death, die, dies, faithful, gates, gold, guy, happy, pavement, pearly, peter, possessions, prayers, priest, reluctantly, sells, servant, special, suitcase, tells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,233

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2013 08:01 AM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

After Quasimodo's death - what happened next?

Started by Stewie D, 9th November 2013 01:47 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,319

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2013 09:54 PM; by Pac man

Forum:
JOKES

Wall of Death

Started by Scott, 4th October 2013 09:53 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

death, http://vimeo.com/66585349, insane, wall

Replies: 15
Views: 2,125

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2013 07:21 AM; by Bushmiller

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

He is still dead BUT

Started by rrich, 3rd October 2013 11:15 AM

aeg, behalf, brought, children, claim, dead, death, doctor, fault, forward, hiring, jackson, jury, lawsuit, michael, months, mother, overdosed, peace, promoter, responsible, rest, tour, trial

Replies: 1
Views: 1,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2013 06:37 PM; by Scott

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mum's passed away

Started by rsser, 6th August 2013 10:26 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

50+, aged, briefly, carried, dad, death, family, favorite, gentle, goodbye, grave, handels, hosed, intelligent, loved, melb, mum, music, passed, peacefully, playing, residents, shone, sleep, soothed, strong, sun, supported, time, woman

Replies: 16
Views: 3,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2013 01:15 PM; by rsser

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

A few to get you all groaning......

Started by MBM888, 28th June 2013 09:05 PM

beat, blind, buying, cleaner, death, dyson, grave, grim, groaning, guess, hobbit, labrador, lost, mick, middle, night, noticed, owners, paddy, pet, plot, reaper, shouting, sleep, talk, thinking, tolkein, vacuum, walking, woke

Replies: 6
Views: 1,690

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2013 05:44 PM; by Enfield Guy

Forum:
JOKES

You Gotta Love Kids

Started by smidsy, 29th May 2013 06:30 PM

####, atheist, book, clumps, cow, death, deer, discuss, eat, excretes, feel, flat, girl, god, gotta, grass, heaven, hell, horse, kids, life, love, patty, pellets, produces, qualified, stuff, suppose, talk, visibly

Replies: 9
Views: 1,903

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2013 02:47 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

2DayFM?

Started by Jonzjob, 9th December 2012 09:17 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

2dayfm, 2morrowfm, admit, australian, backlash, bbc, bring, call, cancer, cheap, death, djs, e-mailed, edit, forgot, girl, happy, hoax, laugh, news, nice, people, phone, pranks, reply

Replies: 61
Views: 5,682

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2012 10:47 AM; by FenceFurniture

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Paraquat death

Started by Mobyturns, 16th November 2012 10:47 PM

brisbane, death, destroys, died, exposure, farm, farmer, killer, lethal, malfunctioned, news, noticed, paraquat, queensland, search, skin, slow, spray, system, tonight, weed, weeds

Replies: 1
Views: 1,696

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2012 02:40 PM; by SAISAY

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SAFETY

We all know lawyers are very smart....right?

Started by MBM888, 16th November 2012 10:35 AM

affect, alive, attorney, autopsies, autopsy, beard, check, date, dead, death, doctor, dress, forget, girls, height, individual, lawyers, medium, memory, morning, patient, people, performed, pursuant, sitting, smartright, son, terminated, time, voodoo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2012 10:35 AM; by MBM888

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JOKES

river crossing

Started by Greg Ward, 30th May 2011 07:33 PM

400, 720, boats, councillors, crossing, death, faster, fill, green, greg, marrickville, met, metres, minutes, nearest, opposite, petroleum, polluted, polluting, reach, remain, return, river, shore, starting, stoned, time, trip, wharf, wide

Replies: 12
Views: 2,837

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2012 07:55 AM; by Jonzjob

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Woodies Quiz Forum

The wife

Started by fenderbelly, 15th August 2012 11:24 AM

death, die, door, hope, house, leave, painful, replied, screaming, slow, stay, walking, wife, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2012 10:22 PM; by Scott

Forum:
JOKES

Sandpaper

Started by .Oxy, 26th June 2012 02:45 PM

Replies: 10
Views: 1,869

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2012 01:57 AM; by issatree

Forum:
FINISHING

Outdoor Furniture Finish

Started by Grant Mack, 22nd February 2012 10:27 PM

40%60%, appreciated, before-, boiled, chairs, coated, coating, colour, death, finish, furniture, grant, hints, indonesian, linseedmin, outdoor, pale, patio, reducing, restore, tackiness, tacky, timber, touch, turps, week

Replies: 3
Views: 1,995

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2012 06:07 PM; by Grant Mack

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FINISHING

Hello all !

Started by crackers, 27th July 2011 02:03 PM

,which, 2nd, advise, bench, bought, build, buying, death, eumundi, forum, furniture, hand, hoping, it.i, joiner, live, male, period, purchased, qld, realized, short, started, sunny, sunshine, thicknesser, time, week, west

Replies: 11
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2011 06:36 PM; by Majed

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

At the Doctor's Office

Started by Rodgera, 7th June 2011 12:50 PM

called, crowded, death, die, doctor, doctors, door, figured, home, hours, moving, natural, office, pace, receptionist, slowly, snails, started, stood, usual, waiting, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 980

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2011 12:50 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Getting REALLY good at making sawdust and offcuts

Started by AlwaysLearning, 31st May 2011 12:50 PM

bits, calling, change, cheers, cut, death, develop, direction, dvd, exclusively, figure, furniture, good, hey, kindly, making, offcuts, planes, rack, real, sawdust, sick, simple, skill, square, stacy, start, started, stuck, wardrobe

Replies: 7
Views: 1,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2011 09:04 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Phobias

Started by Andy Mac, 17th November 2006 02:28 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,601

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2011 06:04 AM; by underfoot

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Prison worries

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th March 2011 06:48 PM

allan, chair, death, electric, electrician, opinion, paddy, prison, professional, refusing, sacked, service, short, trap, united, worries

Replies: 12
Views: 1,664

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2011 08:38 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Death notice

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 31st October 2010 07:30 PM

appreciated, attached, barely, blunnies, break, death, died, elastic, fit, flowerpots, lot, miles, months, notice, owning, pull-on, re-soling, read, remember, renovateforum.com, replacing, steelcaps, suggestions, thread, thumbnails, time, times, tread, warped, weeping

Replies: 0
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2010 07:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Death threat

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th September 2010 10:29 AM

allan, death, dye.o, grey, hair, morning, strands, threat, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,052

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2010 02:33 PM; by opelblues

Forum:
JOKES

Questions that haunt me

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th April 2010 08:48 PM

allan, bag, banks, batteries, button, charge, choose, clothes, consider.d, control, cured, dead, death, disease, eternity, freezer, funds, haunt, heaven, injection, insufficient, lethal, money, needles, questions, remote, short, sterilized, stuck, wearing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,076

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2010 08:48 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Aussie Poem

Started by Phil Spencer, 18th February 2010 09:03 AM

aussie, bank, bloke, bloody, breath, call, caught, check, cocky, dam, day, death, ewe, fleece, gratitude, hang, hed, hot, jocks, local, pay, poem, rep, round, saving, shed, stock, stopped, water, wet

Replies: 6
Views: 1,671

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2010 12:13 PM; by Gingermick

Forum:
JOKES

John and the blonde

Started by K_S, 15th February 2010 01:05 PM

$20, bar, bet, blond, blonde, building, covering, crew, death, earlier, fair, fairs, handed, hed, hell, john, jump, ledge, looked, money, news, oclock, preparing, replied, stared, story, too;, upset, walked, willingly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2010 01:05 PM; by K_S

Forum:
JOKES

Death notice

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th December 2009 09:49 PM

allan, bandsaw, chisels, clerk, commented, dead, death, died, drill, electric, heaps, herbert, jumped, lathe, local, notice, opportunity, paper, polishes, poor, price, read, sale, sandpaper, scrollsaw, seventeen, urgent, wife, wood, words

Replies: 5
Views: 1,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2009 02:02 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Heart Attack

Started by WoodJunky, 6th November 2009 11:50 PM

ambulance, arriving, attack, crossing, days, death, demanded, experience, figured, front, god, heart, home, hospital, killed, live, love, months, operating, operation, path, pull, recognize, released, replied, street, table, time, tummy, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2009 11:50 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
JOKES

Seconds before death (warning: this is scary !)

Started by honkongphoie, 25th June 2009 07:07 AM

boating, chilling, death, frightening, graphic, left, live, photo, picture, scary, seconds, warning

Replies: 0
Views: 2,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2009 07:07 AM; by honkongphoie

Forum:
JOKES

Gap between floor and skirting

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 16th June 2009 01:40 AM

beaten, brick, brickwall, crack, death, drop, dropping, fall, floor, gap, glue, heaps, house, mine, nail, nailed, posts, previous, question, read, remove, renovateforum.com, skirting, smply, specific, steve, thread, track, wall, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,628

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2009 01:40 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
FLOORING

Another Blonde Joke

Started by Breslauer, 5th June 2009 08:39 AM

$20, 958, bar, bet, blonde, bob, building, death, dove, dude, earlier, fair, fairs, falling, handed, handsome, hed, hell, joke, jump, ledge, money, news, replied, sat, stared, swan, upset, walked, willingly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2009 08:39 AM; by Breslauer

Forum:
JOKES

Recipe for "Danish oil" similar

Started by Woody60, 20th May 2009 11:09 AM

danish, danish oil, death, direct, oil, oil”, perform, post, recipe, reported, similar, worth, “danish

Replies: 4
Views: 2,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2009 03:38 PM; by bobsreturn2003

Forum:
FINISHING

Who's this ? (Joe Blake)

Started by Blocklayer, 30th April 2009 01:03 AM

adder, birds, blake, blokes, bucket, death, geoff, hanging, harmless, house, idea, joe, keen, neighbour, neighbours, picked, thinking, weeks

Replies: 2
Views: 928

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2009 02:04 AM; by Blocklayer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Divorce proceedings

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th March 2009 05:00 PM

advocating, allan, beat, breath, confirmed, courthouse, death, divorce, dollars, double, forty, genie, half, happy, joke, left, mate, muttered, nasty, p.s, proceedings, replied, suddenly, ten, terribly, time, twenty, violence, wife, women

Replies: 1
Views: 993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2009 05:23 PM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

Irish Drinking Method

Started by rayintheuk, 4th March 2009 04:43 AM

answer, bartender, beers, brothers, celebrity, day, death, decided, drink, drinking, drinks, evening, extent, folks, hamlet, irish, lent, local, method, offered, out-of-towners, pleased, ponders, pride, ray, replies, soul, source, town, watch

Replies: 1
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2009 10:23 AM; by Resination

Forum:
JOKES

Say what?

Started by Woodwould, 24th February 2009 11:39 AM

age, answers, art, begins, bothers, brain, bring, cells, conversation, death, forever, forty;, friend, frustrating, grand, laugh, life, live, moment, night, questions, real, shape, smile, sunshine, tempting, time, unsaid, wisdom, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2009 05:55 PM; by mickelmaster

Forum:
JOKES

Goodbye granddad

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd February 2009 10:37 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2009 05:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Exaggerations

Started by joe greiner, 1st February 2009 10:17 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2009 11:33 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

WARNING - Don't Take Erection Drug (Nangen Zengzhangsu)

Started by Metal Head, 15th January 2009 12:53 PM

antler, believed, brain, claimed, coma, death, deer, donkey, drug, erection, glibenclamide, health, herbal, hospital, kidney, medication, nangen, news, northern, paterson, patients, pill, pills, prescription, so-called, taking, territory, treatment, warning, zengzhangsu

Replies: 3
Views: 7,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2009 10:10 PM; by Ron Dunn

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

RIP: Patrick McGoohan

Started by Metal Head, 15th January 2009 12:09 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2009 07:19 PM; by chrisb691

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Pacific Island Rescue

Started by Rodgera, 13th January 2009 08:52 PM

aback, answer, baptist, chance, death, die, doomed, food, friend, grabbed, island, listen, pacific, pastor, plane, repeat, repeated, rescue, responded, returned, shook, slow, survival, telling, time, tithe, uninhabited, unruffled, water

Replies: 1
Views: 1,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2009 01:06 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Bad Tool Reports Warning Rant Ahead

Started by wheelinround, 27th December 2008 10:59 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

5px;, ahead, australia, bad, completely, crap, death, depends, faulty, free, honest, income, injury, jet, margin-bottom, margin-top, paid, person, product, products, public, quality, rant, reports, review, reviews, time, tool, warning, written

Replies: 41
Views: 6,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2009 04:20 PM; by silentC

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Refer-a-Reblocker / Melbourne Inner-West (Seddon/Footscray/Yarraville)

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 5th January 2009 08:20 PM

0418319550, acquired, advanced, called, company, date, death, expand, footscray, forums, found, house, inner-west, kingsville, list, martin, melbourne, positive, read, reblocking, reblocking/restumping, refer-a-reblocker, renovateforum.com, reviews, search, seddon/west, settlement, sorted, struggling, thread

Replies: 0
Views: 2,936

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2009 08:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Honda copy motors

Started by Rossluck, 12th February 2006 02:01 PM

5.5, attraction, buy, chinese-honda, chonda, chondas, copy, death, died, economy, engines, experience, experienced, false, feel, genuine, honda, honda-copy, hondas, late, motors, price, quarter-of-the-honda, ran, stroke, substantially, sudden, thirties, time

Replies: 11
Views: 9,767

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2009 08:20 AM; by davey1000

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Assassins Test

Started by rotten_66, 23rd December 2008 01:32 PM

agent, assassins, background, blanks, brow, chair, checks, cia, death, door, finally, gun, heard, home, husband, instructions, interviews, kill, loaded, minutes, quiet, screaming, shot, shots, takes, test, testing, wife, woman, womans

Replies: 2
Views: 1,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2008 10:25 PM; by Ben from Vic.

Forum:
JOKES

Right to die

Started by Gingermick, 8th November 2008 06:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ambulance, bedroom, care, community, couple, court, cummins, death, depression, die, elderly, found, home, issues, janetta, matter, november, pact, paramedics, rochford, rolfe, rolfes, sentence, significant, suicide, time, told, tragic, voluntary, wife

Replies: 28
Views: 3,958

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2008 12:40 AM; by artme

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Worthy Warning - Brick structures

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:21 AM

alert, archicentre, architects, australia, boy, brick, change, climate, death, drought, earlier, email, fences, increasing, institute, issued, leaning, national, pillars, posting, red, release, sister, south, structures, ten, tragic, warning, week, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:21 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

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