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Muffins

Started by Rodgera, 24th January 2013 10:38 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,513

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2013 04:46 PM; by rrich

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50 Sheds of Grey

Started by Bushmiller, 13th November 2012 06:39 PM

book, bottom, brandishing, concerns, cried, fifty, forum, garden, grey, happily, idea, me”, pain?”, read, real, replied, shed, sheds, stilettos, treat, window, woodies, workbench, “are, “harder”, “i’m, “very, “you

Replies: 5
Views: 1,776

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2012 04:00 PM; by hybridfiat

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It would make you cry

Started by BEKKY, 5th December 2011 05:23 PM

blind, born, cried, cripple, cry, crying, day, decided, earth, encountered, farther, happy, heaven, him.bigcry, lord, make, met, public, road, sat, service, son, stroll, sunset, touched, visit, walk, walked, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2011 05:23 PM; by BEKKY

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Secret Party

Started by Rodgera, 24th June 2011 12:00 PM

70-year, appreciated, clean, cleaning, company, cried, exclaimed, foot, leaked, life, manager, mess, modest, office, party, perturbed, plans, rushed, secret, simply, sir, smith, spent, stage, wind, woman, workers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2011 08:31 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Two Prawns

Started by Barry_White, 7th June 2011 05:48 PM

banged, behold, called, changed, christian, cocktail, cod, coral, cried, day, distraught, eaten, enemy, flooding, found, friend, home, involve, justin, love, mysterious, pal, prawn, prawns, realized, reef, replied, shark, swam, swimming

Replies: 2
Views: 1,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2011 07:18 PM; by munruben

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Little Johny sells tooth brushes

Started by Claw Hama, 6th July 2010 10:26 AM

####, ######, approach, brushes, busiest, corner, cried, dog, found, free, jenny, johnny, johny, magazines, money, mouth, pay, possibly, sell, selling, sells, sold, taste, teacher, tooth, toothbrushes, walked, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2010 10:26 AM; by Claw Hama

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Lil' Johnny Gets Culture

Started by groverwa, 3rd July 2010 06:00 AM

approached, balls, bard, bowlegged, cried, culture, detention, embarrassed, forced, hark, hopped, john, johnny, laughed, learned, lil, mall, manner, manners, mommy, month, mother, night, parentheses, read, screamed, shakespeare, time, walking, wears

Replies: 4
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2010 01:10 AM; by bookend

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The Irish Millionaire.

Started by Calm, 31st May 2010 07:05 PM

answer, build, chris, circumstances, clock, cried, cuckoo, dats, dublin, final, fookin, friend, hell, hung, irish, lives, mick, million, millionaire, nest, paddy, phone, pounds, presenter, question, repeated, simple, told, wit, won

Replies: 3
Views: 1,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2010 10:29 AM; by fenderbelly

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Allan & John

Started by Calm, 31st August 2009 10:40 PM

allan, blonde, bloody, court, cried, crying, cute, day, days, figured, filed, guilty, happened, jail, john, johnb, judge, loud, park, perjury, pleaded, proud, remember, replied, shop, sue, waitress, wallan, world, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,010

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2009 07:02 PM; by munruben

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Tragic News

Started by fenderbelly, 21st February 2009 05:51 PM

afraid, appeared, attack, beating, brain-dead, cheeks, clasped, cried, dear, doctor, drove, elderly, emergency, family, god, hands, heart, liberal, massive, news, sadly, scrubs, shock, suffered, tragic, wait, wearing, wife, wildly

Replies: 4
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2009 10:25 PM; by munruben

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Elderly pride

Started by peterpiper, 3rd February 2009 04:45 AM

bill, blonde, coffee, court, cried, cute, damn, day, elderly, feed, figured, friends, guilty, happened, jail, judge, loud, met, park, pled, pride, rape, remember, replied, sam, shop, sue, waitress, world, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2009 08:37 AM; by wolften

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[Life's Lesson- important - be sure to read this to the end!!!]

Started by Barry_White, 12th August 2008 12:58 PM

80307, animal, bite, cried, dirt, donkey, end, expect, farmer, farmers, finally, forgive, free, giving, happen, happy, hatred, important, lesson, life, mind, neighbors, read, remember, rules, shake, shovel, simple, step, stopping

Replies: 1
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 01:17 PM; by fenderbelly

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Blonde Joke

Started by Claw Hama, 6th May 2008 11:46 PM

arm, blonde, body, broken, complained, cried, doctor, examination, finger, found, here;, hurts, joke, press, pressed, touching

Replies: 3
Views: 1,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2008 08:31 AM; by Batpig

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Mr Fixit

Started by nev25, 26th February 2008 12:44 AM

bake, bakers, beer, cake, cried, delight, door, enquired, fix, fixed, fixit, flickering, forehead, fridge, home, honey, left, light, nice, notices, offered, pub, repairs, replied, sex, steps, stopped, told, written, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 936

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2008 12:44 AM; by nev25

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Little boat

Started by MICKYG, 24th February 2008 10:48 AM

boat, boater, boats, complained, confusion, cried, crossed, drown, drowned, drowning, exclaimed, eyes, faith, fell, finally, gates, gazed, god, gods, grounds, helicopter, jump, obvious, overboard, pearly, pulled, save, scene, shouted, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 12:37 AM; by joe greiner

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English Baseball

Started by Rodgera, 19th February 2008 06:14 PM

ball, baseball, bat, brit, buy, chaps, club, cried, english, englishman, game, hard, icily, join, jolly, muster, organize, park, perfectly, petes, pitch, players, replied, run, sake, shant, social, stared, team, teammates

Replies: 1
Views: 1,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 08:43 PM; by Bluegum

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When a Woman Lies

Started by wheelinround, 5th February 2008 04:18 PM

appeared, brad, care, clooney, cried, crying, dipped, fallen, fell, george, golden, graphics, husband, husbands, ladies, lies, lord, misunderstanding, moral, pitt, replied, river, seamstress, signed, sticking, story, thimble, water, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,098

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 04:18 PM; by wheelinround

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Political thief

Started by Rodgera, 24th January 2008 10:33 PM

1000, bushes, cried, day, demanded, fairly, hard, home, jumped, late, masked, money, night, p.m, political, politician, politicians, sudden, thief

Replies: 2
Views: 1,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 07:43 AM; by wheelinround

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Perfect husband?

Started by Barry Hicks, 1st January 2008 02:31 PM

alive, amazing, attention, breeze, contact, cried, darkened, dear, departed, desperately, found, happier, happy, heard, heaven, honey, husband, late, missing, paid, perfect, psychic, strange, suddenly, trance, unmistakable, voice, waft, widower, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,151

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 07:59 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Frog

Started by munruben, 14th December 2007 10:08 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,624

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2007 11:01 AM; by pawnhead

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computer programer

Started by wheelinround, 15th November 2007 03:36 PM

beautiful, bent, brave, called, computer, cool, cried, crossing, entire, finally, frog, girlfriend, hero, kiss, matter, picked, pocket, princess, programer, programmer, returned, road, smart, smiled, spoke, stay, talking, time, told, week

Replies: 0
Views: 912

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 03:36 PM; by wheelinround

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The hunter

Started by munruben, 24th September 2007 09:48 PM

awoke, big-game, bush, camp, chilling, clearing, cried, deep, evening, facing, hunter, husband, impenetrable, insisted, jungle, law, lion, male, mess, mother, mother-in-, mother-in-law, rushing, safari, sight, started, stood, thick, whiskey, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 2,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2007 12:31 PM; by pawnhead

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Off another forum.

Started by RETIRED, 13th January 2007 08:14 AM

apparently, aunt, beat, beating, believes, boy, capable, child, court, cricket, cried, custody, domestic, english, family, firmly, forum, grandparents, granted, judge, learning, life, live, parents, recesses, remainder, ruling, team, temporary, violence

Replies: 3
Views: 1,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2007 05:04 PM; by rrich

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Little Johnny Strikes Again

Started by Baz, 6th November 2006 07:25 PM

aunt, boobs, burned, buttons, called, cried, damage, decided, family, farm, fascinate, fascinating, fasten, finally, gina, hand, johnny, molly, pet, raised, sally, sat, sentence, sheep, strikes, students, sweater, teacher, ten, word

Replies: 2
Views: 1,664

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2006 07:57 PM; by echnidna

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How to Sell Toothbrushes

Started by Baz, 13th October 2006 06:47 PM

approach, box, busiest, buy, cash, corner, cried, desk, dumped, echoed, found, hey, jenny, johnny, magazines, possibly, sample, sell, selling, sold, tastes, teacher, teachers, tooth, toothbrush, toothbrushes, walked, wanna, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,594

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2006 11:50 AM; by DanP

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Are boys always naughty?

Started by Wongo, 25th September 2006 01:34 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

anymore.mad, bastards.mad, behaves, boys, brothers, cried, damage, do.mad, door, easy, else’s, frankly, girl, girls, house, jasmin, kids, mad, mothers, naughty, option, parents, rhonda’s, told, view, what’s, wife, wrong, yelling, you’ve

Replies: 30
Views: 4,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2006 10:54 PM; by dazzler

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Another Court Decision...

Started by DanP, 2nd June 2006 06:58 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

apparently, aunt, beat, beating, believes, boy, capable, child, club, court, cried, custody, decision, domestic, family, firmly, football, geelong, grandparents, granted, judge, learning, life, live, parents, recesses, remainder, ruling, temporary, violence

Replies: 19
Views: 3,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2006 11:22 AM; by DanP

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cake or bed.

Started by Bluegum, 22nd November 2005 08:35 PM

bake, bar, bed, beer, cake, cried, door, enters, fix, fixed, football, forehead, fridge, game, hall, hellooooo, home, honey, house, howd, left, light, notices, repairs, replied, sat, steps, watching, wife, written

Replies: 2
Views: 1,378

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 09:09 PM; by ele__13

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The bunny and the snake

Started by Gingermick, 25th July 2005 08:47 AM

birth, blind, bunny, covered, cried, ears, excitement, feel, forest, forked, fur, helped, management, nose, obvious, orphaned, possibly, replied, senior, slippery, slithered, smooth, snake, soft, suggested, team, testicles, tongue, twitches, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,518

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2005 08:47 AM; by Gingermick

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Court Decision

Started by smidsy, 14th May 2005 02:36 AM

allowed, aunt, awarded, beat, beaten, beating, believes, boy, capable, challenged, choose, collingwood, court, courtroom, cried, custody, decision, drama, dramatically, firmly, grandparents, granted, history, judge, live, magpies, melbourne, parents, refused, ruling

Replies: 1
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2005 02:53 AM; by Grunt

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Cake or BED

Started by gemi_babe, 30th September 2004 11:29 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,464

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2004 11:36 PM; by John Saxton

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Life Support

Started by Geoff Dean, 6th April 2004 05:40 PM

agreed, assured, bring, choked, close, coma, cried, curtains, finally, flat, guess, happened, heart, hubby, husband, life, lined, minutes, monitor, nurses, privacy, private, pulse, ran, rate, sceptical, support, washing, wifes, womans

Replies: 0
Views: 1,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2004 05:40 PM; by Geoff Dean

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The Woodcutter

Started by oges, 21st November 2003 09:36 AM

appeared, axe, axes, benefit, care, catherine, cried, crying, day, fallen, fell, honesty, honourable, jennifer, lies, lopez, lord, moral, poor, reason, replied, river, sticking, story, untruth, water, wife, wives, woodcutter, zeta-jones

Replies: 0
Views: 1,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2003 09:36 AM; by oges

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Engineers

Started by Grue, 15th August 2003 12:49 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2003 12:49 AM; by Grue

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Lawyer 2

Started by Kev Y., 23rd September 2002 06:44 AM

accident, alighting, appears, arm, attention, bemoaning, car, cried, finally, hand, hear, injuy, lawyer, medical, missing, noticing, police, porche, prominent, robert, rolex, scene, seek, soft, suffered, suggested, swipee, underbelly, white, wreck

Replies: 2
Views: 1,724

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2002 08:16 PM; by John Saxton

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CHRIS THE GRUMPY TURNER

Started by ubeaut, 21st December 2000 12:29 AM

ago, called, chris, christmas, cried, damper, day, effect, girl, grump, grumping, grumpy, happy, land, lot, mill, mummy, nasty, ordinary, people, plain, putting, round, run, sad, spirit, stil, time, town, turner

Replies: 2
Views: 2,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2000 07:25 PM; by RETIRED

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A Woodies Yarn

Mother knows best

Started by John Saxton, 23rd August 2000 10:15 PM

bride, calm, chest, cried, dear, duty, feet, frightened, hair, half, house, husband, johnno, mother, mothers, night, noticing, replied, running, shirt, socks, soothed.mother, spend, taking, wait, watched, wifely

Replies: 0
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2000 10:15 PM; by John Saxton

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Jesus at the pub

Started by Iain, 10th August 2000 07:05 PM

2000.], accident, ago, american, anymore, approached, august, australian, barman, bottle, cried, edited, englishman, exclaimed, extended, hand, iain, impressed, jesus, leg, message, neck, pub, riding, sore, stiff, thankyou, touched, workcover, [this

Replies: 0
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2000 07:05 PM; by Iain

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Muffins

50 Sheds of Grey

It would make you cry

Secret Party

Two Prawns

Little Johny sells tooth brushes

Lil' Johnny Gets Culture

The Irish Millionaire.

Allan & John

Tragic News

Elderly pride

[Life's Lesson- important - be sure to read this to the end!!!]

Blonde Joke

Mr Fixit

Little boat

English Baseball

When a Woman Lies

Political thief

Perfect husband?

Frog

computer programer

The hunter

Off another forum.

Little Johnny Strikes Again

How to Sell Toothbrushes

Are boys always naughty?

Another Court Decision...

cake or bed.

The bunny and the snake

Court Decision

Cake or BED

Life Support

The Woodcutter

Engineers

Lawyer 2

CHRIS THE GRUMPY TURNER

Mother knows best

Jesus at the pub