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Cricket

Started by fenderbelly, 9th January 2014 11:52 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 2,110

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2014 04:14 PM; by Tonyz

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JOKES

A Yorkshire Love Story

Started by Stewie D, 23rd November 2013 11:57 AM

aged, bed, bugger, edit, effort, favourite, final, funeral, happy, heaven, jokes, kitchen, knees, landing, left, love, mustering, round, scones, similar, sixty, spoon, stewie, story, suddenly, table, threw, wife, world, yorkshire

Replies: 0
Views: 1,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2013 11:57 AM; by Stewie D

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JOKES

A Fragile Existence

Started by Bushmiller, 29th October 2012 08:30 PM

35kgs, 70kgs, ahead, bike, cancer, colleague, died, doctors, emotion, existence, fairly, fitness, fragile, funeral, healthy, immune, lasted, moment, months, motocross, pack, predicted, previously, reflect, started, symptoms, terms, tray, ute, weighed

Replies: 12
Views: 1,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2012 08:18 PM; by Bushmiller

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Weired experience.

Started by A Duke, 2nd August 2012 10:16 PM

afternoon, arranging, day, experience, fun, funeral, paying, weired

Replies: 7
Views: 1,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2012 12:18 PM; by A Duke

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Funeral

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th March 2012 11:19 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allan, ball, died, funeral, head, hit, mates, service, tennis

Replies: 27
Views: 2,515

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2012 08:21 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

So Sad

Started by gawdelpus, 17th August 2011 11:06 AM

around., bagpipes, car, door, family, finished, friends., funeral, gather, heard, heart, homeless, lost, lunches, nothin, play, played, poor, putting, sad, septic, service, soul, started, tanks, twenty, weep, wept, workers, years.

Replies: 3
Views: 1,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2011 10:21 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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Geez, it's good to get back here!

Started by Whittle, 19th July 2011 02:44 PM

add, ads, age, ago, average, bad, blokes, funeral, gday, geez, good, homes, horns, joined, joint, juniors, kiddies, kinda, lives, lock, lot, save, shine, site, speaking, spending, teeming, time, ubiquitous, video-makers

Replies: 10
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2011 05:19 PM; by Whittle

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Cinema news

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th January 2011 07:54 PM

2.10pm, 4.30pm, 7.00pm, allan, announce, apologies, cinema, funeral, local, news, passing, proprietor, regret, thursday, viewing, with.2tsup

Replies: 5
Views: 1,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2011 05:02 PM; by Mulgabill

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Another "This can't be right"

Started by Grumpy John, 11th December 2010 08:00 AM

2007, answers, attorny, australian, bond, calls, cash, cashing, dear, deceased, director, foresight, funeral, glib, investment, kicker, meet, moment, mum, mums, person, power, rambling, retire, story, super, this cant be right, touch, trouble, unity

Replies: 8
Views: 1,824

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2010 05:55 PM; by johnc

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Looking back.

Started by munruben, 6th December 2010 09:46 AM

4-30pm, 6-30pm, 8-30pm, afford, boats, called, cinema, cos, cruise, dad, day, died, dog, fall, friday, funeral, kid, lifetime, local, owner, parents, plank, realise, remember, rover, sad, ship, sucks, talking, world

Replies: 1
Views: 993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2010 04:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Mixed bag

Started by artme, 28th August 2010 09:07 PM

89th, ago, aneurism, auntys, bag, ballina, birthday, bit, brothers, care, celebrated, cousin, dementia/alzheimers, due, family, funeral, happy, met, mixed, mum, mums, news, respects, sad, sister, time, week, weeks, wives, yesterday

Replies: 2
Views: 1,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2010 09:54 AM; by artme

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Funeral Joke

Started by joe greiner, 1st July 2010 09:18 PM

awe, beautiful, burst, cardiologist, casket, closed, covered, died, doctor, doctors, elaborate, eulogy, eyes, famous, forever, funeral, heart, hospital, huge, joke, laughter, life, mourners, proctologist, rolled, sat, sealing, stared, stood, thinking

Replies: 6
Views: 1,889

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2010 01:28 PM; by Rum Pig

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JOKES

Psycho Test

Started by Ian Smith, 14th June 2010 08:32 PM

allowed, american, answer, answered, arrested, chisels, correctly, famous, funeral, guy, hoping, killer, killers, killing, mentality, motive, objects, play, psycho, psychologist, psychopath, question, read, result, scroll, serial, sharp, sister, skews, test

Replies: 5
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2010 08:53 PM; by jimbur

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Call to the Governor

Started by Rodgera, 22nd May 2010 12:18 PM

agreed, assistant, attorney, begged, cajoling, call, died, emergency, exclaimed, funeral, governor, governors, grumbled, home, judge, lawyer, mansion, midnight, morning, phoned, pierson, replied, shortly, talk, wait, wake

Replies: 2
Views: 1,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2010 10:59 AM; by chrisb691

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JOKES

Red Neck Etiquette

Started by Grumpy John, 24th November 2009 06:59 PM

approaching, bed, beer, bride, change, church, clean, considered, create, cummerbund, driving, etiquette, funeral, gift, groom, home, job, kissing, neck, red, rent, shirt, shot, suit, table, tacky, time, tux, vacuum, vehicle

Replies: 4
Views: 1,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2009 09:33 PM; by rhancock

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JOKES

Funeral

Started by Rum Pig, 17th September 2009 09:42 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2009 06:34 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

$40,000 Funeral

Started by wheelinround, 15th May 2009 12:22 PM

$40, $500, 000, affair, answered, brenda, church, computed, cost, departed, donated, exclaimed, forty, funeral, jim, leaned, memorial, nice, quickly, rest, sharon, snacks, stone, thousand, whiskey, wife, wine

Replies: 5
Views: 1,571

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2009 07:40 PM; by Grumpy John

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JOKES

Electrical - Why Some Are Reluctant To Give Advice

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

advice, celebration, crematorium, don’t, dvd, earls, electrical, electrocuted, family, father, friends, funeral, halesowen, happiness, knowledge, life, matched, patrick, played, player, reluctant, sad, school, service, son, songs, tribute, wear, “patrick, “the

Replies: 0
Views: 1,739

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Ray lays down the rules

Started by munruben, 8th October 2008 09:10 PM

“i’ve, “the, announces, bath, bring, comb, day, director?”, door, dress, funeral, guess, hair?”, hard, home, i’m, i’ve, lays, news, ray, replies, rules, run, scathing, slippers, sue, thinking, watching, who’s, you’ll

Replies: 2
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2008 09:29 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Signs

Started by wheelinround, 6th September 2008 11:37 AM

car, company, dealership, dog, door, drive, expensive, fed, feet, fence, food, front, funeral, home, hungry, miss, office, payment, plumbers, push, salesmen, shop, sign, signs, stuff, taxidermists, truck, veterinarians, window, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2008 11:37 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

The Theater

Started by rrich, 16th July 2008 01:24 PM

act, acts, brought, couple, dressed, empty, eye, finally, friends, funeral, hard, intermission, irritated, lady, leans, looked, months, replied, rushes, seat, service, sneak, start, straight, theater, thinking, tickets, wait, waiting, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2008 06:20 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

Proper rememberance

Started by Rodgera, 15th July 2008 08:31 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,033

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2008 08:31 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Comprehensive Legal Service

Started by Barry Hicks, 14th May 2008 07:17 AM

arrange, arranged, car, comprehensive, distributed, elderly, finished, funeral, house, husband, lawyer, legal, life, morning, notice, people, provide, reclusive, replied, request, service, solicitor, spinster, thinking, wait, waited, weird

Replies: 1
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2008 11:35 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Book lovers take note.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th May 2008 09:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allan, australia, bart, beaches, bearer, beer, book, butts, calendar, crowdid, ender, fail, forum, france, frances, funeral, jokes, lovers, months, note, opportunity, paul, polly, prepare, queensland, response, serve, seymour, stole, threads

Replies: 15
Views: 2,941

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2008 08:36 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Coffin up a joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th February 2008 08:28 PM

allan, calendar, chemist, chemists, coffin, deceased, entrance, front, funeral, ground, hearse, heck, hill, joke, laboured, lights, months, oldie, picked, procession, red, replied, set, shop, speed, steep, stole, stop, stopping, yeah

Replies: 7
Views: 1,865

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 11:18 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Aggy Day at Semour

Started by dai sensei, 15th February 2008 05:18 PM

aggy, attend, attending, brother, catch, chainsaw, cheers, coord, day, farm, fly, flying, funeral, lunch, meet, melbourne, milling, quick, relations, semour, showgrounds, sounds, stuff, sunday, tells, timber, tuesday, visit, weekend, woodworking

Replies: 6
Views: 1,680

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2008 10:38 AM; by dai sensei

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EVENTS

Logical

Started by Elbow, 25th January 2008 10:29 AM

20s, 40s, 60s, 80s, allan, answered, astonished, banker, careers, circus, director, diverse, explained, explaining, funeral, husbands, interviewer, logical, looked, married, money, preacher, proudly, ready, ringmaster, shed, short, smile, smiled, time

Replies: 3
Views: 1,537

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 05:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Cemetery

Started by Groggy, 12th November 2007 12:20 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,793

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 05:55 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Man smart - Woman smarter

Started by BazzaDLB, 8th November 2007 08:15 PM

arrangements, blue, bluegill, box, caught, finalised, fish, fishing, funeral, home, house, husband, lots, man, opportunity, pack, promotion, pyjamas, replied, salmon, silk, smart, smarter, swordfish, tired, week, weekend, welcomed, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 973

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 08:15 PM; by BazzaDLB

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JOKES

Heartfelt Funeral Service

Started by fenderbelly, 4th November 2007 09:32 AM

amen, car, closed, coat, door, eating, funeral, gathered, genesis, glory, heard, heart, heartfelt, hold, lord, lunch, poured, praise, preached, proper, putting, revelation, septic, service, soul, taking, tanks, twenty, walked, workers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,058

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2007 03:20 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

UBeaut BB is more than just woodwork to me

Started by Wood Borer, 9th June 2007 01:50 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

allowed, aspect, board, bulletin, couple, drop, efforts, envisaged, events, examples, extending, friendships, funeral, helped, hospitality, janet, john, jow, meg, neil, people, prompted, start, staying, steves, thread, ubeaut, week, wonderful, woodwork

Replies: 48
Views: 5,819

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 02:51 PM; by jerryc

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Brave Ed

Started by BazzaDLB, 28th October 2007 02:14 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 994

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 02:39 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

It's My Funeral

Started by Rodgera, 23rd October 2007 08:26 PM

alice, bedroom, bouquet, cemetery, daughter, dozens, family, flowers, funeral, gary, grandson, heard, hundred, jeff, lies, lilies, lots, money, pants, proceed, real, roses, son, suddenly, surround, voice, wafting, walk, waste, weakly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 08:26 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Vacant seat

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th September 2007 10:32 AM

ago, allan, belonged, booked, couple, crowd, days, died, dying, enjoyed, enjoying, friends, funeral, hope, husband, invited, lady, movie, noticed, replied, seat, shame, time, vacant, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 05:39 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

An Unusual Funeral

Started by Rodgera, 13th September 2007 08:09 AM

answered, approaching, attacked, black, borrow, cemetery, dog, file, funeral, happened, hearse, inquired, join, killed, metres, moment, mother-in-law, nearby, passes, poignant, procession, queue, replied, silence, single, solitary, thoughtful, unusual, walking, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2007 08:09 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Funerals

Started by Jedo_03, 7th September 2007 08:43 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,493

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2007 03:23 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Jewish Funeral

Started by Iain, 4th August 2007 09:31 AM

$500, carats, computed, donated, drinks, exclaimed, fifty, food, funeral, half, jewish, memorial, nice, nodded, quickly, rabbis, rest, rose, sadie, services, shiva, shul, stone, thousand, vey, whisper, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2007 09:31 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Any Hobart Woodies???

Started by watson, 15th January 2007 03:59 PM

1030, 935, airport, arrives, austins, bloody, directory, ferry, flight, funeral, gday, hobart, international, is.com, noel, street, tassie, wednesday, woodies

Replies: 7
Views: 1,551

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2007 07:42 PM; by Shedhand

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

19 Facts About Death You May Not Want to Know.

Started by Barry_White, 9th December 2006 10:19 PM

average, ballpoint, believed, black, couldn’t, death, die, doors, dying, facts, finally, funeral, hit, house, it’s, john, killed, locked, pen, people, person, preventing, procession, soul, superstition, tale, wallpaper, warns, words, you’ll

Replies: 3
Views: 1,611

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2006 11:21 AM; by Flowboy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sadly Missed

Started by Wood Borer, 31st October 2006 08:35 AM

attachement, australia, benefited, details, difficult, encouragement, explanations, funeral, methods, missed, neville, passed, practical, sadly, seemingly, selleck, simple, talented, woodworker, woodworkers

Replies: 4
Views: 2,043

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2006 09:36 AM; by Wood Borer

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Man of the House

Started by Baz, 15th September 2006 06:09 PM

afterward, bath, bring, comb, dessert, dinner, directly, director, draw, dress, dry, f---ing, feet, finished, funeral, gourmet, guess, hair, hands, house, man, massage, meal, relax, replied, robe, towel, upstairs, wash, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 1,524

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2006 10:20 PM; by tameriska

Forum:
JOKES

What funeral song

Started by ozwinner, 7th August 2006 07:02 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

chicken, dance, funeral, played, song, sort

Replies: 21
Views: 2,647

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2006 01:30 PM; by aljenit

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Mexican caretaker

Started by Breslauer, 21st July 2006 02:12 AM

broke, candle, caretaker, cart, dead, die, died, driver, electricity, ernesto, fire, fired, funeral, hacienda, horse, house, incendio, insane, lord, lucky, meat, mexican, nike, parrot, rotten, talking, tiger, water, won, woods

Replies: 0
Views: 1,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2006 02:12 AM; by Breslauer

Forum:
JOKES

An Aussie love story -

Started by Phil Spencer, 18th July 2006 04:08 PM

act, anzac, aussie, bed, bikkies, devoted, effort, elderly, f#ck, favourite, final, funeral, happy, heaven, hundreds, kitchen, landing, lay, left, literally, love, mustering, sixty, smacked, spatula, story, suddenly, table, wife, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2006 09:19 AM; by Phil Spencer

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JOKES

My inbox is full of em...

Started by silentC, 13th June 2006 11:09 AM

belongs, biggest, cup, empty, event, final, friend, funeral, guess, head, hear, inbox, incredible, married, mind, neighbour, passed, relative, seat, shakes, sits, sitting, sporting, supposed, terrible, tickets, wife, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2006 05:50 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

Postponed Test

Started by Rodgera, 10th June 2006 03:49 AM

college, dies, due, exam, final, funeral, gravedigger, insisted, pass, people, postponed, postponing, seminar, students, suspicious, test, told, town, week, weeks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2006 03:49 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Poll: Do you like your mother-in-law?

Started by Wongo, 24th October 2005 11:52 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

appreciates, apricotripper, constantly, created, female, funeral, hate, hated, hearing, job, loves, lucky, makes, man’s, mother, mother-in-law, mother-in-law’s, motherinlaw, nagged, nature, partner, partner’s, party, singles, son, you’ve

Replies: 50
Views: 6,756

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2006 03:06 PM; by doug the slug

Forum:
POLLS

A funeral never to be forgotten

Started by doug the slug, 16th January 2006 10:35 PM

attempts, attending, australias, birds, blood, bravest, bundaberg, bundabergs, church, churches, col, committed, excelled, familywere, finest, forgotten, funeral, impact, largest, obvious, pens, poultry, realtive, salute, service, soldiers, sons, soul, steal, supported

Replies: 11
Views: 1,856

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2006 08:42 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

what a great couple of days

Started by doug the slug, 3rd December 2005 09:41 PM

airport, andymac, archerfield, biotechy2k, brisbane, couple, days, dropping, eco, exador, family, forum, friday, funeral, great, hubby, mathew, meet, morning, night, ruffly_rustic, run, son, thursday, timber, toowoomba, trip, urban, wait, woodrat

Replies: 5
Views: 2,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2005 10:51 PM; by doug the slug

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

funeral

Started by Caliban, 28th September 2005 10:48 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2005 10:48 AM; by Caliban

Forum:
JOKES

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Poll: Do you like your mother-in-law?