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Always strive to be Politically Correct!

Started by groverwa, 21st July 2014 10:29 PM

act, alternative, ass, balding, beer, caucasian, cleavage, correct, crack, destinations, developed, develops, facility, follicle, grain, gut, hanging, inversion.‘, liquid, lost, pants, politically, rectal-cranial, regression, speak, storage, strive, time, total, trouser

Replies: 2
Views: 1,932

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2014 10:11 PM; by CAG

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JOKES

The Priest

Started by John Saxton, 23rd June 2014 09:04 PM

answered, backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, condom, daddy, father, girls, grandchildren, grandfather, hundreds, impatient, leaned, looked, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, thinking, wear, wore

Replies: 2
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 03:21 PM; by A Duke

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JOKES

Oil for outdoor setting

Started by plantagenon, 18th September 2013 08:20 PM

backside, based, chair, dry, eucalyptus, frame, greg, hardware, masters, metal, oil, oiled, outdoor, pants, purchased, recommend, seal, setting, sit, splits, stop, stripes, thinking, timber, time, total, tung

Replies: 14
Views: 2,819

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2013 12:34 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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FINISHING

Chuck The Rooster

Started by WoodJunky, 10th August 2013 06:25 PM

age, agent, animals, chuck, decided, eatin, farmer, guy, head, makes, marge, mildred, movie, pants, pervert, pet, popcorn, rooster, sat, shoulder, sir, stick, theater, ticket, town, undid, watch, whispered, worry

Replies: 2
Views: 1,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2013 09:29 AM; by Mulgabill

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small mistake

Started by Breslau, 17th June 2013 03:27 AM

5th, arrow, boys, churchill, clothes, direct, endowed, flow, grade, helped, hoisting, holding, horses, inside, lifted, maam, mistake, notice, pants, race, racetrack, replied, riding, seventh, silver, small, staring, teacher, unusually, wee-wees

Replies: 2
Views: 1,450

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2013 09:18 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Mates

Started by MBM888, 6th April 2013 12:03 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,609

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2013 12:03 AM; by MBM888

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JOKES

Soiled pants. OHS

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 22nd February 2012 10:10 PM

bags, call, close, couple, determine, drops, factory, garbage, heavy, hit, knocking, ladder, ladder-holder, leaves, mate, ohs, pants, reaching, read, relaxing, renovateforum.com, roof, shat, shattered, shrubs, sitting, sun, thread, veranda, wet

Replies: 0
Views: 984

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2012 10:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Im sure you will all like this one!!

Started by Woodkid, 3rd December 2011 12:10 PM

1st, 3rd, agreed, answer, brooks, dog, excitement?harry, explained, fifth-grade, firetruck, forward, grade, hanging, hard, harry, legs, mouth, office, pants, pink, principal, principals, question, questions, relief, sat, teacher, test, told, wondered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2011 05:23 PM; by BEKKY

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JOKES

Memories...

Started by Groggy, 4th October 2011 05:45 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2011 08:11 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

Reuse Center

Started by Scott, 11th September 2011 02:14 PM

125mm, 25mm, booty, burl, center, centres, counter, dirty, items, lot, lump, lumped, melbourne, muttered, myrtle, pants, picked, plenty, question, quickly, reuse, road, share, shop, square, started, thick, wee, yan, yean

Replies: 4
Views: 3,057

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2011 02:30 PM; by Sir Stinkalot

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HINTS & TIPS

Being politically correct !!!

Started by bullfright, 28th July 2011 07:39 AM

alternative, bad, beer, caucasian, cleavage, climate, correct, cost, crack, dancer, destinations, developed, due, facility, grain, gut, hanging, inversion, investigates, liquid, lost, overly, pants, political, politically, provider, rear, speak, storage, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2011 07:39 AM; by bullfright

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JOKES

The blonde and the cow

Started by fenderbelly, 27th May 2011 01:32 PM

airhead, assuming, barn, blonde, bred, confidently, cow, cows, dealing, dying, explains, guess, hang, impregnate, insemination, janet, know;, lady, laughing, lee, nail, named, pants, pray, rudely, shoulder, simple, stall, sweetly, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2011 01:32 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

The best clean joke of the year

Started by ryanclan, 20th December 2010 08:56 AM

alzheimers, antidotes, arthritis, bet, clean, disease, gill, heartburn, indigestion, jack, joke, list, married, medicine, memory, pants, parkinsons, pharmacist, pills, rollrollnonooooo, sell, sizes, sleeping, store, variety, vitamins, walkers, wedding, wheelchaires, year

Replies: 1
Views: 1,312

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2010 10:30 AM; by chrisb691

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JOKES

The brown paper cowboy

Started by groverwa, 17th July 2010 01:35 AM

brown, cowboy, everyonesattention, jacket, jake, pants, paper, paperboots, replies, rustlin, saloon, sheriff, sheriff.dd, shirt, shoddy, shouts, waistcoat, walks, wears

Replies: 2
Views: 1,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2010 01:28 PM; by popawisky

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JOKES

True friendship

Started by Grumpy John, 24th March 2010 07:12 AM

aff, ask;, closest, clumsy, confused, depressed, f#^, f@$&in, feel, frae, friend, friends, friendship, heed, pants, pish, pishing, sad, send, sick, stay, stop, stories, true, warmth, wee, whining, words, worse, yeve

Replies: 1
Views: 1,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2010 06:43 PM; by rsser

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JOKES

Women over 50

Started by Grumpy John, 1st February 2010 06:50 PM

22-year, 80%, acting, age, bald, honest, hot, jerk, marriage, middle, missed, multitude, nowadays, pants, paunchy, pig, praise, realize, reasons, reciprocal, relic, sausage, smart, stand, stunning, update, well-coiffed, woman, women, yellow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2010 06:39 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Pants joke.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th February 2009 07:17 PM

accompanied, allan, barry, dog, dressed, joke, pants, pants.2tsup, street, suit, walking, wearing

Replies: 1
Views: 1,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2009 08:02 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

Kids at the races !!!

Started by fenderbelly, 6th September 2008 11:08 AM

2.15, arrow, boys, clothes, direct, endowed, field, flow, hoisting, holding, horses, kids, learn, lifted, madam, notice, pants, races, replied, riding, silver, staring, teacher, teachers, thoroughbred, time, toilet, trip, unusually, wllies

Replies: 2
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2008 11:31 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Sex In The Shed

Started by watson, 18th August 2008 09:33 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

alls, amendment, clanking, dirt, eventually, floor, happen, happened, happy, hid, inside, investigated, leg, lighting, lot, metal, pants, pic, rejecting, resident, romantic, rules, scraps, sex, shed, shy, stove, suppose, visitor, warm

Replies: 38
Views: 6,859

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2008 11:59 PM; by watson

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Blond Cowboy

Started by joe greiner, 21st August 2008 10:12 PM

arrests, bed, blond, boots, cowboy, exposure, gun, hat, home, indecent, inside, joe, locking, motor, panties, pants, pretty, pull, pulls, redhead, sheriff, shirt, shorts, skirt, street, sweetly, top, town, walks, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2008 12:43 PM; by damian

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JOKES

Pants

Started by Rodgera, 1st July 2008 03:27 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,077

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2008 03:27 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

A little boy got on the bus

Started by WoodJunky, 7th April 2008 11:12 PM

backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, collar.”, condom, dad, daddy, father, father.”, girls, hundreds”, impatient, leaned, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, that.”, thinking, way”, wear, wore, “maybe, “my

Replies: 0
Views: 1,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 11:12 PM; by WoodJunky

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There were two nuns.

Started by WoodJunky, 5th March 2008 09:40 PM

arrives, convent, dear, dirty, dress, fast, faster, follow, half, happened, lifted, logical, mathematical, minutes, noticed, nun, nuns, pants, past, pray, pulled, rate, reach, reached, run, sister, split, started, thirty-eight, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2008 09:40 PM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

listen and learn

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 25th February 2008 04:58 PM

army, aunt, car, daddy, daddys, dinner, evening, fainted, giving, helped, interrupt, jane, johnny, kiss, learn, listen, mommy, moral, pants, playground, shirt, started, story, supper, table, time, tonight, uncle, watched, woods

Replies: 1
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 09:59 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

chicken feathers

Started by WoodJunky, 11th February 2008 09:03 PM

boy, brought, butter, chicken, day, eat, eating, feathers, fourth, friends, girl, gizzards, god, grades, hey, late, looked, matter, neck, noticed, pants, peanut, pulled, sandwich, sandwiches, school, sit, skirt, starting, stop

Replies: 0
Views: 1,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 09:03 PM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

Two Nun's

Started by wheelinround, 5th February 2008 09:48 AM

arrives, convent, dear, dirty, dress, fast, faster, follow, hail, half, happened, lifted, logical, marys, mathematical, minutes, nun, nuns, pants, past, pulled, rape, rate, reach, reached, run, sister, started, thirty-eight, walk

Replies: 1
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 10:56 AM; by Wongo

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JOKES

How do you put on weight????

Started by Greg Ward, 10th January 2008 07:24 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

188cm, advice, appreciated, bandsaw, beers, breakfast, bush, eat, evening, extra, falling, fencing, greg, lunch, maccas, mals, meal, mucking, night, office, pants, sandwiches, snack, spent, spraying, sydney, tall, weeds, weeks, weight

Replies: 36
Views: 6,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 07:43 AM; by Harry72

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Just Joking of Course

Started by MICKYG, 17th January 2008 08:57 PM

;bno, age, application, centrelink, chest, curly, disability, dropped, excitedly, experience, grin, hair, home, joking, license, office, pants, processed, proof, revealing, security, shirt, silver, social, told, unbutton, verify, wife, woman, “that

Replies: 2
Views: 1,360

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2008 09:06 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Drop your dax

Started by fenderbelly, 18th November 2007 04:59 PM

ankles, bet, birthday, couple, dax, drawers, drop, ear, gent, grandmas, grandpa, grinning, guess, happily, jump, knees, ladies, pants, party, piped, shorts, sitting, slapping, standing, times, unison, walked, world, yelled, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2007 04:59 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

It's My Funeral

Started by Rodgera, 23rd October 2007 08:26 PM

alice, bedroom, bouquet, cemetery, daughter, dozens, family, flowers, funeral, gary, grandson, heard, hundred, jeff, lies, lilies, lots, money, pants, proceed, real, roses, son, suddenly, surround, voice, wafting, walk, waste, weakly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 08:26 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Young again

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th October 2007 04:13 PM

allan, answered, baby, barry, bottle, chemist, chemists, cos, displayed, dying, enquired, feel, hope, john, minutes, pants, passing, restorer, shop, swig, time, told, wet, window, worried, young, youth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 04:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Barry again

Started by munruben, 16th October 2007 04:39 PM

bar, barry, buttons, buying, drink, excuse, extremely, finally, gorgeous, high-waisted, hips, mechanism, minutes, miss, nerve, noticed, obvious, pants, puzzling, replied, sat, skin-tight, start, velcro, walked, woman, zipper

Replies: 0
Views: 1,102

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2007 04:39 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Changing times

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th October 2007 12:30 PM

allan, changing, dying, food, hope, life, pants, realise, replaced, sex, time, times, worried

Replies: 9
Views: 1,768

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 09:24 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Two retired woodies

Started by fenderbelly, 1st October 2007 08:54 PM

aches, age, albert, baby, bench, centre, elderly, feel, hair, new-born, pains, pants, retired, retirement, sitting, teeth, tree, wet, woodies, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 12:28 AM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

idiot proofing

Started by weisyboy, 4th August 2007 07:09 PM

bottles, boy, building.doh, directions, dispencer, dust, ear, gloves, hands, happend, idiot, invert, juice, lid, liquid, mark, mess, mower, pants, proofing, protection, read, removed, rotating, saftey, simply, soap, straightb, stupid, upside

Replies: 8
Views: 2,069

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2007 07:04 PM; by fred.n

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JOKES

42.....

Started by Iain, 8th January 2007 11:39 AM

age, cereal, choose, claus, driver, fall, fibre, food, forget, friends, growing, hair, health, hold, inside, jogging, learned, licence, mandatory;, middle, money, optional, pants, piddling, preservatives, santa, success, time, toy, truths

Replies: 4
Views: 1,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2007 08:17 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

wo....man drivers

Started by Tonyz, 18th December 2006 04:25 PM

burned, call, car, coffee, confusion, damn, disconnected, donut, drivers, ear, easily, fell, hand, knees, knocked, legs, looked, mobile, pants, phone, privates, ruined, shaver, soaked, splashed, steering, straighten, wheel, woman, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,121

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2006 08:01 AM; by bennylaird

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burnt the Turkey

Started by Rodgera, 24th November 2006 07:05 AM

bird, blackened, burnt, cajun, cardiovascular, carving, cheese, desserts, dinner, eats, football, guests, guys, pants, play, provide, quicker, reasons, salmonella, sandwiches, thankful, turkey, unbuttoned, uncle, uninvited, walk, weeks, workout, yard, you-know-who

Replies: 3
Views: 1,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2006 06:48 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

The body builder

Started by Phil Spencer, 9th November 2006 09:38 PM

100, afraid, apartment, baby, blonde, body, builder, calves, catches, chases, chest, clothes, dynamite, fear, fuse, lbs, massive, pants, ran, removes, replies, running, screaming, shirt, short, takes, tells, underwear, waseek

Replies: 0
Views: 1,606

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2006 09:38 PM; by Phil Spencer

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JOKES

nether feathers

Started by John Saxton, 30th October 2006 10:57 PM

boy, brought, butter, chicken, day, eat, eating, feathers, fourth, friends, girl, gizzards, god, grades, grow, hey, late, looked, matter, neck, nether, noticed, pants, peanut, pulled, sandwich, sandwiches, skirt, starting, stop

Replies: 0
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2006 10:57 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

...... in my pants

Started by Doughboy, 16th August 2006 02:46 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

antz, fair, follow, fun, movie, nature, pants, peoples, pete, play, start

Replies: 43
Views: 4,654

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2006 04:37 AM; by Woodgrub

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JOKES

the golfer

Started by durwood, 22nd August 2006 05:08 PM

allowed, ball, clasping, directly, feel, feels, finally, fine, foetal, foursome, gently, golfer, groin, hands, hell, hurts, immediately, inside, laid, loosened, massage, minutes, pain, pants, persisted, playing, position, replied, therapist, thumb

Replies: 3
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2006 11:36 PM; by Terry B

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JOKES

The Meaty Bite Diet

Started by brind0g, 17th August 2006 09:04 AM

b@lls, bite, car, complete, diet, dog, eat, feel, food, guy, hit, horrified, hospital, hungry, isnutritionally, licking, line, load, meaty, meatybite, nuggets, pants, pockets, poisoned, simply, sitting, street, tall, time, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2006 09:07 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

Rember this when you come home drunk

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 18th July 2006 11:07 PM

3am, askes, bedroom, breakfast, broke, clean, daughter, delerious, dragged, drunk, eating, furniture, hallway, happened, home, ion, lady, leave, married, morning, newspaper, night, panadol, pants, peter, puked, rember, table, victoria, waiting

Replies: 0
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2006 11:07 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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JOKES

Too friggin' cold to do anything!!

Started by bitingmidge, 27th May 2006 11:14 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

19°, 20°, checked, cheers, cold, cool, curious, cutoff, dooley, eek, figure, free, friggin, holy, home, jobs, meant, north, odd, pants, personal, property, rolleyes, shoes, socks, starting, temperature, toes, wearing, weekend

Replies: 47
Views: 4,666

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2006 10:40 AM; by CameronPotter

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Father of many

Started by Phil Spencer, 16th May 2006 09:47 AM

answered, backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, dad, daddy, father, girls, grandchildren, hundreds, impatient, leaned, looked, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, thinking, wear, wore

Replies: 1
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2006 06:40 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Teenagers and their pants

Started by Wongo, 15th May 2006 01:51 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

confused, deal, dirty, don’t, floor, half, literally, loose, mopping, pants, rotted, teenagers, underpants, understand, wear, what’s

Replies: 16
Views: 2,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2006 08:08 PM; by Ashore

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How dirty is your mind

Started by Baz, 4th April 2006 09:15 PM

1st, 3rd, agreed, answer, brooks, coconut, delicious, dirty, dog, explained, grade, hard, harry, legs, mind, office, pants, pink, principal, principals, question, questions, replied, soft, starts, steps, teacher, test, thin, told

Replies: 0
Views: 1,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2006 09:15 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Lesson in Business

Started by Phil Spencer, 26th March 2006 09:30 AM

$1000, accepts, agreeing, agrees, bastard, boyfriend, business, call, calls, coins, dollars, entirety, fast, finally, girl, girlfriend, half, happened, hour, johnny, lesson, management, minutes, money, pants, pick, proposal, screwed, time, waiting

Replies: 6
Views: 2,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2006 03:40 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

Virgin

Started by aiwoz, 17th January 2006 06:03 PM

agony, art, beautiful, blouse, breasts, crate.;, doc, drops, falls, girl, ground, guy, honeymoon, hotel, immediately, marries, mentions, neat, nite, pants, reveal, rips, sided, splint, straight, taped, touched, untouched, virgin, week

Replies: 5
Views: 1,947

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 12:33 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

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