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The Perfect Husband

Started by Rodgera, 19th May 2015 09:45 AM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2015 09:45 AM; by Rodgera

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Thought for today

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th July 2014 10:34 AM

allan, dares, husband, live, mention, overweight, thought, today, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,081

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2014 05:12 AM; by rrich

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Removalists in Melbourne - who to trust?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 30th June 2014 09:10 AM

create, extend, fixing, furniture, guess, hey, husband, joanna, kindest, kitchen, live, living, mark, melbourne, question, read, recommend, remote, removal, removalist, removalists, renovateforum.com, rid, services, size, space, team, thread, trust, wider

Replies: 0
Views: 1,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2014 09:10 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

One for Old Time's Sake

Started by John Saxton, 24th June 2014 08:57 PM

action, advantages, afraid, age, alzheimers, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fresh, guessed, husband, impressed, jenny, knock, leave, lover, moral, night, perform, prepares, rapping, ready, robert, sake, set, sleep, story, time, wedding

Replies: 2
Views: 1,978

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 08:54 PM; by John Saxton

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You're never too old

Started by Grumpy John, 16th June 2014 07:01 PM

action, advantages, afraid, age, aha, alzheimers, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fresh, guessed, guys, husband, impressed, jenny, knock, leave, lover, moral, night, perform, prepares, rapping, ready, robert, set, sleep, story, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,320

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2014 07:01 PM; by Grumpy John

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Dear Diary

Started by John Saxton, 6th June 2014 07:00 PM

cabin, captain, caviar, complete, cruise, day, dear, declined, diary, dinner, dresses, drink, exciting, husband, inside, masters, meal, nicest, night, pool, scrumptious, sets, ship, short, stay, sunburned, swimsuits, told, unfaithful, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,670

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2014 07:00 PM; by John Saxton

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God Loves Drunk PeopleToo

Started by groverwa, 23rd May 2014 07:21 PM

300, ago, answer, answers, ashamed, awakened, calls, dark, door, dressed, drunk, god, guy, guys, helped, husband, loves, morning, people, peopletoo, pounding, pouring, push, rain, replied, reply, stranger, swing, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,916

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2014 07:21 PM; by groverwa

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Lotto Win/win situation

Started by Rodgera, 16th May 2014 11:33 AM

$12, breakfast, half, husband, i’d, leave, lotto, lotto?”, situation, stay, swmbo, touch”, win or win, win/win, won, yesterday, you”, “great”, “what

Replies: 1
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th May 2014 11:23 AM; by fenderbelly

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New store selling husbands (and wives)

Started by Stewie D, 23rd March 2014 08:45 AM

beer, choose, continues, drop-dead, floor, floors, fourth, gorgeous, housework, husband, husbands, jobs, kids, love, money, reads, romantic, selling, shopper, sign, sixth, stand, stay, store, streak, strong, tempted, visitor, wives, woman

Replies: 6
Views: 1,880

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2014 09:11 AM; by Old farmer

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ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND

Started by Rodgera, 21st March 2014 04:14 PM

advice, aging, anne, carol, club, consideration, difficult, dinner, eating, evening, golf, home, hour, husband, job, lunch, oversensitive, patience, rest, retired, ron, sit, support, table, tact, time, wife, women, worse, yell

Replies: 1
Views: 1,989

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2014 05:27 PM; by rustynail

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How to restore this coffee table.?

Started by Coffeegirl, 16th February 2014 12:30 PM

attach, beginners, bought, called, coffee, correct, damage, ebay, edges, electric, furniture, grain, hope, husband, legs, neaten, particleboard, perfect, photos, posting, restoration, restore, resurface, sanders, table, top, wat

Replies: 3
Views: 2,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2014 07:33 PM; by Optimark

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Not my Valentine

Started by John Saxton, 13th February 2014 09:16 PM

ahead, bit, calmly, chair, diners, dinner, door, gazing, hands, husband, looked, maam, noticed, offend, pardon, risque, romantic, slid, sliding, slowly, stared, steps, straight, suddenly, table, tactfully, valentine, waitress, walked, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,565

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2014 09:16 PM; by John Saxton

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Man of Means

Started by John Saxton, 14th January 2014 04:00 PM

accumulated, bernie, blown, bugger, buildings, charlotte, daughter, deathbed, edinburgh, hard, husband, man, mctavish, means, morningside, nurse, offices, paper, property, replies, residential, round, sarah, slips, sons, square, tam, town, wife, wullie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2014 04:00 PM; by John Saxton

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Messy divorce

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st January 2014 08:19 PM

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allan, borrowed, boyfriend, buy, buyer, curtain, decided, desperation, divorce, endings, furniture, happy, heavily, home, house, husband, mention, messy, paid, price, purchased, rang, reduced, shrimps, smell, stories, week, wife, woman, worth

Replies: 18
Views: 3,670

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2014 10:30 AM; by A Duke

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Spaghetti

Started by John Saxton, 10th January 2014 08:07 PM

arrange, begin, card, child, confused, day, explain, extra, fainted, home, honey, husband, italy, meatballs, months, obeyed, payments, post, read, received, sauce, send, spaghetti, strange, support, watched, white, wife, write, written

Replies: 0
Views: 1,361

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2014 08:07 PM; by John Saxton

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Relatives

Started by groverwa, 11th December 2013 12:30 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,059

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2013 12:30 AM; by groverwa

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Shopping with the wife

Started by MBM888, 6th December 2013 07:58 PM

cart, crown, husband, lager, local, picks, shopping, supermarket, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,034

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2013 09:03 PM; by rwbuild

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Hi there everyone!!

Started by juli noonan, 7th November 2013 10:23 PM

birthday, blanks, bowls, care, forum, hear, husband, intro, introduce, julia, lead, live, luck, nice, people, potter, pottering, pyro, pyrography, really.we, source, started, suggest, taught, timber, time, trends, wollongong, wood

Replies: 7
Views: 1,820

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2013 07:25 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The Alphabet Wife

Started by fenderbelly, 27th October 2013 09:57 AM

adorable, alphabet, beautiful, delightful, describe, doctor, elegant, eye, fairly, foxy, gorgeous, happily, heck, hot, husband, kidding, looked, lovely, married, optimistic, replied, round, saving, smiled, swelling, testicles, thirty, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2013 09:57 AM; by fenderbelly

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The blonde mortician.

Started by planemaker, 25th October 2013 10:19 AM

astonishment, black, blank, blonde, blue, charge, check, compensate, cost, difference, dohdohdoh, dressed, excellent, exquisite, grateful, grave, heads, honestly, husband, job, looked, maam, mortician, nice, size, spend, suit, switched, wearing, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,594

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2013 07:09 PM; by planemaker

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Romantic evening

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th October 2013 03:20 PM

allan, approached, chair, concerned, dinner, door, evening, gazing, hands, holding, husband, local, lovingly, nearby, observing, odd, pardon, quiet, replied, restaurant, romantic, slid, slide, started, suddenly, table, tactfully, waitress, walked, woman

Replies: 7
Views: 2,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2013 10:24 PM; by Sturdee

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Hello from Carrianne, Sydney

Started by carrianne, 17th August 2013 01:32 PM

amazed, brilliant, buy, called, carrianne, cups, decided, diy, endless, enjoy, finishing, forum, handyman, happy, house, husband, info, join, knowledge, learn, lovely, precious, renovating, routing, skill, slowly, sydney, tea, tools, weatherboard

Replies: 6
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2013 07:16 PM; by old1955

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

unhappy marriage

Started by fenderbelly, 25th September 2013 10:38 PM

arrested, artie, breath, choice, coles, department, drew, floor, friend, hands, husband, insurance, leave, living, manager, marriage, murder, police, poor, proceeded, produce, security, store, strangle, stumbled, surprised, unexpectedly, unhappy, wife, witnesses

Replies: 1
Views: 1,864

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2013 10:44 PM; by A Duke

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Hello from Sunny Brisbane

Started by Flower9122, 8th July 2013 10:55 PM

1970s, brisbane, cheers, circa, crossed, fingers, fixer, furniture, gorgeous, house, husband, iris, oak, piece, plan, project, purchased, restore, short-term, sideboard, silky, slow, sunny, weatherboard

Replies: 5
Views: 1,599

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2013 12:15 AM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

G'Day to all from freezing cold Cooma.

Started by kimbi, 8th June 2013 01:38 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2013 02:05 PM; by DaveTTC

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

If only women could trust their husbands ….

Started by MBM888, 2nd June 2013 08:03 PM

bedroom, blanket, bodies, covered, darling, drink, enters, groaning, home, hope, husband, husbands, kitchen, late, leaving, night, ok”, paper, parents, quietly, reaches, reading, stay, that’s, time, trust, visit, wife, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2013 08:03 PM; by MBM888

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Would you marry again

Started by rwbuild, 19th May 2013 07:16 PM

audible, bed, car, clubs, died, drive, golfing, groan, house, hurt, husband, jewelry, left-handed, makes, married, marry, pictures, proper, question, quietly, remarry, replace, sh#@t, shed, shes, silence, sitting, sleep, times, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,610

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2013 05:28 PM; by damian

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Sharing a meal at restaurants….

Started by MBM888, 26th May 2013 07:04 PM

answered, begged, bite, buy, carefully, couple, drink, eat, eaten, food, french, fries, half, hamburger, husband, lady, meal, neatly, occasionally, people, restaurants…, sat, sharing, single, sip, sipping, taking, teeth, watching, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2013 11:14 AM; by Rickey Herb

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Let me introduce my new granddaughter.

Started by Ad de Crom, 10th May 2013 11:29 PM

8th, amber, born, cheers, daughter, grandchild, granddaughter, grandfather, happy, husband, introduce, karin, parents, remco

Replies: 9
Views: 1,460

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2013 01:02 AM; by ian

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Biljana

Started by biljana, 18th April 2013 10:40 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 936

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2013 10:29 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Heimlich Maneuver

Started by Rodgera, 13th April 2013 09:34 AM

cheque, close, continue, coughing, doh, encourage, hand, heimlich, honey, husband, imagine, insurance, life, mail, maneuver, moved, party, playing, premium, quiet, remember, role, scene, shoulder, swmbo, talk, victims, week, whispered, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2013 09:34 AM; by Rodgera

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Renovating window sills

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 20th March 2013 05:40 PM

bath, bought, chemical, equipment, hand, house, husband, paint, purchasing, read, renovateforum.com, renovating, reply, sills, start, strip, suggest, thread, window, windows, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2013 05:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Flowers

Started by Rodgera, 9th March 2013 05:41 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,043

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2013 05:41 PM; by Rodgera

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Elderly Romance

Started by Rodgera, 20th February 2013 11:20 AM

advanced, afterward, alex, citizens, coffee, dance, danced, elderly, fourth, home, husband, married, met, remind, romance, ruth, senior, times, walked, widower, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2013 01:18 PM; by Wongo

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Candle

Started by Rodgera, 23rd January 2013 07:00 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2013 07:00 PM; by Rodgera

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What's For Dinner?

Started by Rodgera, 2nd January 2013 09:47 AM

clean, daughter, defrosting, dinner, dinners, disposable, dogs, extra, food, freezer, frozen, helping, home, hot, husband, item, noodles, party, prepare, refrigerator, remembers, restacked, restaurant, sauce, sauerkraut, suddenly, throw, time, tossing, volunteered

Replies: 1
Views: 1,472

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2013 09:58 AM; by tea lady

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Groucho Marks and his cigar....

Started by MBM888, 4th November 2012 11:17 PM

children.o, cigar, confidently, era, groucho, hesitation, hmmand, husband, introduced, love, manage, marks, mention, much.throbpash, replied, sex, smokeing, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2012 11:17 PM; by MBM888

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Kiss my …..

Started by MBM888, 2nd November 2012 04:04 PM

beauty, body, burned, cheek.kiss, couple, day, dear, doctor, donated, graft, honey, husband, kiss, kisses, mother, plenty, ranted, raved, relatives, repay, replied, severely, skin, thin, time, told, womans, worry, you.”, youthful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2012 04:53 PM; by A Duke

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Compliments

Started by MBM888, 26th October 2012 06:12 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,057

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2012 07:13 PM; by chambezio

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Advice from a retired husband

Started by MBM888, 3rd October 2012 11:38 AM

advice, aging, article, club, completely, criticism, difficult, dinner, earth, eating, home, hour, hurt, husband, job, lunch, missing, oversensitive, remind, rest, retired, sit, table, tact, time, wife, women, worse, writing, yell

Replies: 5
Views: 2,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2012 08:10 PM; by doug3030

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Hello from Darwin

Started by ariscott, 13th September 2012 08:17 AM

ari, bought, care, cheap, darwin, decided, deck, dining, finish, finishing, forum, furniture, husband, information, join, live, lots, love, mango, moment, mouldy, noroll, outdoor, read, reading, start, strip, table, wood, wooden

Replies: 6
Views: 1,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2012 06:50 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Hi from lake macquarie

Started by Imdeb, 7th September 2012 07:04 PM

amok, brains, bunch, courtesy, deb, generous, guys, hoping, husband, lake, limbc, losing, macquarie, pick, power, running, save, tool

Replies: 7
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2012 08:47 PM; by crowie

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

New Glasses

Started by Rodgera, 30th August 2012 03:04 AM

bought, complained, confirmed, error, eyeglasses, filling, glasses, husband, husbands, inquired, lab, maam, optometrist, optometry, pair, prescription, purchased, return, store, walks, week, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2012 03:23 PM; by rrich

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Hi, from Geelong

Started by Cecile, 4th August 2012 03:21 PM

browsing, cecile, finishing, fix, forum, forward, furniture, geelong, guidance, husband, long-time, peeking, project, proper, refinishing, renovate, ted, time, tools, woodworking

Replies: 6
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2012 11:35 AM; by Lplates

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Horror Movie

Started by fenderbelly, 13th July 2012 09:50 AM

bloke, bu@@a, church, creepy, daft, enter, horror, husband, movie, music, organ, replies, suddenly, trap, video, watching, wedding, wife, yells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2012 05:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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G'day mate learner renovator.

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 27th June 2012 05:10 PM

absolutely, boards, bought, copied, cutting, died, drop, explain, finishing, forum, gday, house, husband, idea, join, learner, mate, mitre, mitres, procedure, read, renovateforum.com, renovations, renovator, reply, skill, skirting, thread

Replies: 0
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2012 05:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Tragic golfing story

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th May 2012 11:26 AM

5-iron, allan, bloodied, called, club, cop, dead, dunno, found, golf, golfing, hit, holding, home, husband, neighbours, police, replied, standing, story, times, tragic, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2012 11:26 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Never Lie To A Woman

Started by chambezio, 27th April 2012 12:00 AM

answer, bit, blue, bluegill, boss, box, caught, fish, fishing, fishy, friends, home, husband, lie, lots, love, opportunity, pack, pyjamas, replied, salmon, silk, sounds, swordfish, tired, week, weekend, welcomed, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2012 03:30 AM; by wolften

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Fishing

Started by Rodgera, 14th March 2012 07:19 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2012 07:19 PM; by Rodgera

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humour .

Started by bluegum30, 6th March 2012 11:44 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2012 11:44 PM; by bluegum30

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