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Church from Sydney

Started by church, 11th March 2015 08:25 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2015 06:57 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Mixed up days

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th July 2014 10:56 AM

allan, church, complain, days, delivered, forget, mixed, morning, newsagent, p.s, paper, rang, replied, saturday, submit, sunday, sundays, weekend.d

Replies: 1
Views: 1,728

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2014 11:59 AM; by A Duke

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Absent from Church

Started by Rodgera, 7th June 2014 11:44 AM

absent, attend, church, dvrs, for., game, lit, minister, miss, quandary, question., record, reverend, rodgera, sermon?, services, stuck, sunday, walked, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,566

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2014 01:08 PM; by DaveTTC

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While in the pub tonight !!!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 21st February 2014 10:26 PM

amid, bandied, beer, church, coming, drinking, fast, flying, googled, home, http://www.venganza.org, jokes, laughter, lots, mind, names, people, policeman, pub, publican, real, round, spaghetti, spoof, stop, telling, tonight, town, true, weird

Replies: 8
Views: 2,041

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2014 08:16 AM; by Sebastiaan56

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On Golden Phone

Started by John Saxton, 23rd January 2014 07:07 PM

america, american, aussie, australia, australians, call, church, churches, decided, direct, england, europe, god, golden, heaven, japan, line, orlando, phone, priest, proud, read, sign, smiling, talk, telephone, told, travelled, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,661

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2014 07:07 PM; by John Saxton

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The Church Dinner

Started by wheelinround, 23rd July 2013 11:26 AM

ambulance, bad, called, care, church, dead, decided, dinner, doctor, ear, fine, finished, happened, helper, janet, janets, lady, living, meal, mushrooms, pump, run, spot, steak, stomach, stopped, time, told, whispered, wild

Replies: 1
Views: 1,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2013 11:28 AM; by wolften

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Church announcement.....

Started by MBM888, 29th June 2013 08:45 PM

added, announcement, baptismal, baptize, church, fountain, infants, patrick’s, saint, shrug, south, wing

Replies: 1
Views: 904

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2013 10:09 PM; by A Duke

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Hi all long time lurker first time poster

Started by steamboatbrucey, 16th February 2013 04:42 PM

bruce, building, church, close, doh, drill, enjoyed, extension, fabrication, forum, forward, guys, happy, home, house, ideas, improvements, long, lurker, malvern, melbourne, metal, model, poster, recently, research, shopping, steamboats, time, welders

Replies: 5
Views: 1,908

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2013 09:29 PM; by crowie

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A man goes to a doctor and says.....

Started by MBM888, 16th February 2013 03:40 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,721

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2013 07:24 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Church Social

Started by MBM888, 25th October 2012 11:13 PM

africa, answer, apparently, church, contest, correct, curly, hair, lost, night, question, social, trivia, women, worship

Replies: 0
Views: 985

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2012 11:13 PM; by MBM888

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A Saint

Started by fenderbelly, 19th October 2012 01:01 PM

aide, canberra, cardinal, catholic, church, compared, congregation, contrary, egregious, explain, favourite, flip-flop, gillard, honour, issues, kevin, minister, money, overseas, personages, presence, promised, queensland, rudd, rudds, saint, sermon, simply, tenets, views

Replies: 2
Views: 1,447

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2012 10:45 PM; by rwbuild

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teak

Started by teakwood, 28th July 2012 09:00 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2012 08:19 AM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Horror Movie

Started by fenderbelly, 13th July 2012 09:50 AM

bloke, bu@@a, church, creepy, daft, enter, horror, husband, movie, music, organ, replies, suddenly, trap, video, watching, wedding, wife, yells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2012 05:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Stud wall - Does size matter?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 1st June 2012 08:50 AM

450, 600, 75x35, 75x45, 90x35, 90x45, advice, appreciated, change, church, corect, ensure, framed, greatly, hard, matter, meets, planning, read, renovateforum.com, size, sizes, spacing, standards, studs, suit, tasmania, thread, timber, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,553

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2012 08:50 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Hi to all

Started by WVE, 22nd March 2012 07:42 AM

church, experience, forum, glad, painter, russia, usa, valter, woodcarver, woodworker

Replies: 3
Views: 850

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2012 07:12 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Sometimes I Wonder.....

Started by Rodgera, 28th January 2012 04:18 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2012 09:05 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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False teeth

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd December 2011 07:34 PM

accidentally, allan, annoyed, church, congregation, explanation, false, gums, half, hours, managed, minutes, painful, pastor, replied, set, shut, simply, speak, spoke, sunday, taking, teeth, ten, wifes

Replies: 6
Views: 1,621

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2011 09:45 AM; by Tubatoad

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How To Stop Church Gossip

Started by Cliff Rogers, 16th August 2011 12:27 AM

business, church, defend, deny, emphatically, evening, explain, feared, frank, front, gossip, home, house, left, maintain, mildred, mildreds, mistake, moment, night, nose, parked, pickup, quietly, silence, stared, stop, told, walked, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2011 09:11 AM; by Ozkaban

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Acts 2:38 ..

Started by gawdelpus, 28th May 2011 12:04 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2011 12:02 PM; by rsser

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Treating flood damaged timber

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 15th January 2011 09:20 PM

400mm, attached, bearing, bottom, chemical, church, condition, damaged, flood, frame, fungal, load, lower, mould, offices, partition, plate, prevent, read, removal, renovateforum.com, replace, replacement, rot, studs, thread, thumbnails, timber, treat, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,506

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2011 09:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

The confessional

Started by ryanclan, 29th December 2010 04:24 PM

,but, admit, bar, blond, bloody, box, buxom, catholic, church, cofessional, confession, confessional, equipped, forgive, guiness, hears, idiot, inviting, oof, ooooooooooo, pictures, pornographic, priest, replies, shelf, tap, time, wall

Replies: 1
Views: 1,477

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2010 07:37 PM; by Carry Pine

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The sign

Started by fenderbelly, 8th December 2010 09:13 AM

bridge, church, covenant, curve, day, driver, heard, leaned, leave, local, lutheran, norwegian, nuts, ole, pastor, pounding, religious, rev, reverend, road, screeching, sign, skandihoovian, splash, sven, tink, tyres, window, yelled, yust

Replies: 2
Views: 1,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2010 08:52 AM; by fenderbelly

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fishing

Started by Sawdust Maker, 21st October 2010 09:50 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2010 09:50 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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wood for cross

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 10th September 2010 06:40 PM

advance, appreciated, church, cons, cross, easy, gretly, haev, indoors, mess, optimal, pros, read, renovateforum.com, thinking, thread, thx, types, wat, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 958

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2010 06:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

church pews

Started by the bridport, 31st August 2010 06:21 PM

black, church, grime, intended, oak, pack, pews, polyurethane, restore, sanding, silky, spraying, tips

Replies: 1
Views: 1,834

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2010 06:37 PM; by toolbagsPLUS

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RESTORATION

Prayers answered

Started by BEKKY, 20th August 2010 05:22 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,981

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2010 05:09 PM; by minus459

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Trivia

Started by Charleville, 17th August 2010 10:05 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,102

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2010 10:05 AM; by Charleville

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Finding the best tradesmen

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 20th May 2010 07:40 PM

approaching, architectural, artisans, bodgy, builders, cabinetry, carving, church, contracting, craftsmen, finding, firm, friend, gilding, ideas, identify, involved, keen, mine, painting, proven, read, renovateforum.com, thread, tradesmen, variety

Replies: 0
Views: 1,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2010 07:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Silence!

Started by bullfright, 8th April 2010 03:06 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,081

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2010 03:06 PM; by bullfright

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targeted nigerian scams.

Started by weisyboy, 9th March 2010 08:41 AM

,so, bless, card, church, credit, day, email, feed, god, gst, hear, including, jonathan, machine, nigerian, office, payment, pick, price, range, ready, reply, rev, scam, scams, secure, shipping, targeted, waiting, wilberforce

Replies: 12
Views: 1,615

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2010 08:39 PM; by kiwigeo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

After Church

Started by Rodgera, 18th December 2009 11:59 AM

7-year-old, added, admit, awful, choir, church, commented, daughter, dollar, father, morning, mother, pretty, sermon, sunday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2009 11:59 AM; by Rodgera

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Red Neck Etiquette

Started by Grumpy John, 24th November 2009 06:59 PM

approaching, bed, beer, bride, change, church, clean, considered, create, cummerbund, driving, etiquette, funeral, gift, groom, home, job, kissing, neck, red, rent, shirt, shot, suit, table, tacky, time, tux, vacuum, vehicle

Replies: 4
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2009 09:33 PM; by rhancock

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Makeshift bathroom?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 6th November 2009 02:40 PM

actual, bag, bathroom, bucket, camping, cheap, church, electric, gas, gorey, half, hand, hook, hws, insane, lack, licensed, plumber/electrician, prefer, quick, read, renovateforum.com, rigging, shower, solid, sponge, stuff, tank, temporary, thread

Replies: 0
Views: 1,689

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2009 02:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

You'll like this one allan

Started by Calm, 26th August 2009 08:37 PM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2009 09:23 PM; by fenderbelly

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Latest news from Wallan

Started by munruben, 16th June 2009 01:05 PM

alan, bell, church, extending, extension, latest, local, meters, news, reporters, resident, rope, told, tower, upwards, wallan

Replies: 1
Views: 1,062

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2009 02:00 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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$40,000 Funeral

Started by wheelinround, 15th May 2009 12:22 PM

$40, $500, 000, affair, answered, brenda, church, computed, cost, departed, donated, exclaimed, forty, funeral, jim, leaned, memorial, nice, quickly, rest, sharon, snacks, stone, thousand, whiskey, wife, wine

Replies: 5
Views: 1,603

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2009 07:40 PM; by Grumpy John

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little Barry and the bike

Started by WoodJunky, 9th May 2009 01:03 AM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2009 08:05 PM; by weisyboy

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Smoke Detector

Started by Rodgera, 2nd May 2009 02:00 PM

aid, alarm, attending, bible, child, children, church, common, community, cooking, daddys, detector, dinner, hand, house, immediately, lesson, means, meant, morning, preacher, raised, relate, sermon, smoke, son, sounded, sunday, teaching, visual

Replies: 0
Views: 1,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2009 02:00 PM; by Rodgera

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The beat

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th April 2009 08:16 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2009 03:00 PM; by Gingermick

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Radiata pine floor polystain colour for dark furnishings

Started by nrand, 9th March 2009 08:23 PM

3/8, baltic, bring, cabots, cedar, church, colour, dark, finish, floor, furnishings, hallway, jarrah, main, makes, manse], mohogany, notice, paying, pine, polystain, pure, radiata, red, restorations, similar, vintage, walls, western, [it

Replies: 1
Views: 2,654

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2009 06:07 PM; by Harry72

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FINISHING

Barry and Alan again

Started by munruben, 19th February 2009 01:38 PM

alan, apple, apples, barry, bowl, buffet, chocolates, church, delicious, dish, god, gods, huge, line, luncheon, massive, meal, remember, sign, table, wallan, watching

Replies: 4
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2009 10:22 PM; by Rodgera

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A long moral story

Started by Dennis Millard, 8th February 2009 12:55 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,618

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2009 12:43 PM; by rrich

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Two Little Boys

Started by wheelinround, 3rd January 2009 09:32 AM

alleys, anger, baptizing, boy, boys, brother, church, earth, father, filled, hardy, hole, hole-he-goes, kitchen, mother, mummy, panic, playing, potholes, puddle, rainstorm, recovered, runs, shook, son, streets, watched, water, window, yard

Replies: 3
Views: 1,691

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2009 01:57 PM; by Bluegum

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About varnish

Started by budgieman, 28th November 2008 06:26 PM

advice, cheers, church, church pew, coming, easily, finish, finishes, flakes, guessing, matters, novice, original, pew, project, reasons, restoration, satin, set, steve, time, varnish

Replies: 12
Views: 3,789

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2008 06:34 PM; by budgieman

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FINISHING

Good Day from Durham UK

Started by Derg, 9th December 2008 07:01 AM

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Replies: 10
Views: 2,360

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2008 01:01 PM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

One hundred years!

Started by Papa, 28th October 2008 07:36 PM

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Replies: 5
Views: 1,574

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2008 03:11 PM; by Papa

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

the golden phone

Started by texx, 10th October 2008 07:33 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2008 06:22 PM; by Shrek3

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Allan in church

Started by munruben, 13th September 2008 01:31 AM

allan, answer, capital, chapel, china, church, exami, god, inquired, moscow, pray, priest, sheet, son, written, yelling

Replies: 0
Views: 1,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2008 01:31 AM; by munruben

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Bus driver joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th August 2008 10:49 AM

allan, bus, chap, church, congregation, driver, front, joke, minister, move, people, replied, row, sat, seats, sermon, sitting, spurned, stranger, surprised, yelling

Replies: 1
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 11:26 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Maybe This Will Help Reduce The Divorce Rate?

Started by Metal Head, 8th July 2008 04:31 PM

bride, charge, chimney, church, couple, couples, divorce, kiss, luck, march, marriage, meets, party, pearson, pictures, posed, proceedings, rate, reduce, sam, saturday, son, speaking, stamped, successful, superstition, sweep, sweeps, wedding, weddings

Replies: 3
Views: 1,777

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2008 02:05 PM; by Toolin Around

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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