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Absent from Church

Started by Rodgera, 7th June 2014 11:44 AM

absent, attend, church, dvrs, for., game, lit, minister, miss, quandary, question., record, reverend, rodgera, sermon?, services, stuck, sunday, walked, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2014 01:08 PM; by DaveTTC

Forum:
JOKES

Times to avoid the workshop

Started by Rod Gilbert, 2nd April 2014 09:15 AM

2nd, avoid, bad, bout, cancer, careful, concentration, daughters, day, fence, hand, home, job, left, machinery, mentally, rails, rod, router, set, shop, styles, suffering, support, table, times, total, walked, wife, workshop

Replies: 11
Views: 2,715

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2014 08:16 PM; by Rod Gilbert

Forum:
SAFETY

Not my Valentine

Started by John Saxton, 13th February 2014 09:16 PM

ahead, bit, calmly, chair, diners, dinner, door, gazing, hands, husband, looked, maam, noticed, offend, pardon, risque, romantic, slid, sliding, slowly, stared, steps, straight, suddenly, table, tactfully, valentine, waitress, walked, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,585

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2014 09:16 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Exterior door/screen combo - both opening outward

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 24th December 2013 04:00 PM

ago, appeared, closed, combo, concept, config, distributes/retails, door, door/screen, doors, exterior, home, inside, installed, kit, latched, main, outward, outwards, porch, pre-baked, read, remains, renod, renovateforum.com, reply, screen, style, thread, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,686

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2013 04:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Romantic evening

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th October 2013 03:20 PM

allan, approached, chair, concerned, dinner, door, evening, gazing, hands, holding, husband, local, lovingly, nearby, observing, odd, pardon, quiet, replied, restaurant, romantic, slid, slide, started, suddenly, table, tactfully, waitress, walked, woman

Replies: 7
Views: 2,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2013 10:24 PM; by Sturdee

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JOKES

The donkey

Started by fenderbelly, 7th September 2013 11:08 AM

animal, argument, army, awaiting, bible, burial, bury, called, calls, captain, carcass, chaplain, continued, digging, disproved, donkey, level, looked, louder, minute, mule, mules, passing, privates, sergeant, shouted, shouting, walked, wrong, yelling

Replies: 2
Views: 1,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2013 04:48 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Emergency First Aid

Started by MBM888, 25th August 2013 10:18 PM

admiration, aid, apparent, beer, bloody, breathe, deep, emergency, flew, harry, head, heard, hind, jimmie, lick, maneuver, mouth, obstruction, real, shocked, sitting, spasm, swaggered, swig, table, time, violent, walked, woman, yknow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2013 10:18 PM; by MBM888

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JOKES

Just Like Mommy

Started by Rodgera, 1st August 2013 09:46 AM

announced, bathroom, grow, half, lady, make-up, mommy, mother, oil, putting, told, tomorrow, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,031

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2013 09:46 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Wrinkle Cream

Started by Rodgera, 25th April 2013 09:19 AM

answered, cream, dinner, grand-daughter, nan, natural, nine-year-old, putting, ready, swmbo, walked, walking, wrinkle

Replies: 0
Views: 991

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2013 09:19 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Just popped out

Started by jow104, 2nd April 2013 07:07 PM

1953, boat, caught, chill, corner, factor, grocers, minus, minutes, popped, round, shop, ten, walked, week, wind, woodwork

Replies: 6
Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2013 10:02 AM; by dabbler

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Drilled Holes in New Shed Roof

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 11th March 2013 07:50 PM

damaged, diameter, drilled, elegant, ensuring, facilitate, fastening, fell, glenn, helping, hiding, holes, location, pop, pre-drilled, read, renovateforum.com, repair, rivet, roof, roofing, shed, sheeting, silicone, sons, thread, walked, walls, watertight, zincalume

Replies: 0
Views: 1,973

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2013 07:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

Elderly Romance

Started by Rodgera, 20th February 2013 11:20 AM

advanced, afterward, alex, citizens, coffee, dance, danced, elderly, fourth, home, husband, married, met, remind, romance, ruth, senior, times, walked, widower, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2013 01:18 PM; by Wongo

Forum:
JOKES

Shocked yet surprised

Started by wheelinround, 6th November 2009 03:28 PM

arrives, doors, head, heading, home, honestly, john, jws, looked, lovely, munruben, people, person, photos, quick, reason, shadow, shed, shocked, sitting, sue, surprised, walked, wheelchair, whip, wife

Replies: 14
Views: 1,777

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2012 05:26 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Visit to Wallan from "Rodgera"

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd September 2012 10:19 PM

10.00pm, allan, carpet, doorway, floorshow, lifted, night, pub, replied, rodgera, unexpected, visit, walked, wallan

Replies: 3
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2012 07:37 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Some doctor!

Started by artme, 13th July 2012 11:07 PM

days, doctor, finally, kite, plans, problem?he, swmbo, terrible, walked, wind

Replies: 2
Views: 1,594

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2012 10:37 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

A small mistake

Started by Breslauer, 10th June 2012 11:39 PM

americans, bitch, chastise, defend, demanded, dog, else;, empty, english, french, gentleman, imagine, lady, leaned, mistake, nose, railed, rude, sat, seat, sir, sit, small, soldier, tossed, train, walked, window, woman, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,745

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2012 04:47 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

The Green Thing

Started by Auskart, 12th January 2012 12:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bags, bottles, cashier, clothes, day, days, electricity, environment, fragile, generation, green, item, kids, machine, operate, packaged, plastic, power, razor, refilled, screen, send, size, store, supermarket, thing, thirsty, time, walked, washed

Replies: 16
Views: 3,520

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2012 09:59 PM; by Twisted Tenon

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

When is a Hardware Store not a Hardware Store?

Started by fineboxes, 22nd December 2011 08:52 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amusing, anecdote, apparently, astounded, bunnings, cabinet, cheap, cheers, company?c, cost, department, dis-interestingly, green, hardware, head, heavy, labour, paint, patently, replied, scraper, shaking, share, shop, sigh, steve, store, told, tragic, walked

Replies: 18
Views: 2,962

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2011 09:36 AM; by andrewr79

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

It would make you cry

Started by BEKKY, 5th December 2011 05:23 PM

blind, born, cried, cripple, cry, crying, day, decided, earth, encountered, farther, happy, heaven, him.bigcry, lord, make, met, public, road, sat, service, son, stroll, sunset, touched, visit, walk, walked, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2011 05:23 PM; by BEKKY

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JOKES

She doesnt live here any more!!!

Started by doug3030, 28th October 2011 10:51 PM

2013, agitated, approached, canberra, day, front, gillard, guard, hand, hearing, julia, live, lodge, looked, love, mans, meet, minister, pime, prime, row, security, shook, sir, speak, told, tomorrow, understand, understandably, walked

Replies: 7
Views: 2,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2011 11:20 PM; by Bob38S

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JOKES

Just to stress THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME, not yet anyway

Started by fenderbelly, 31st August 2011 10:26 PM

beads, car, change, citizen, counter, distracted, easily, elmo, front, hanging, happen, headed, held, inside, jingled, keys, kid, mirror, purple, rear, senior, smile, stress, strode, toddler, truck, view, waiting, walked, word

Replies: 11
Views: 2,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2011 07:20 PM; by issatree

Forum:
JOKES

Memories...

Started by Groggy, 4th October 2011 05:45 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2011 08:11 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

Outdoors man

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th September 2011 08:24 PM

afternoon, allan, ball, buck, crappy, crawl, creek, deep, encountered, flooded, golf, golfer, grassed, gum, hole, incident, kangaroo, man, mate, morning, muddy, outdoors, replied, searching, stinking, telling, tiger, waist, walked, whopping

Replies: 1
Views: 1,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2011 10:10 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

I guess we were ahead of our time but just did not know it

Started by Big Shed, 12th August 2011 02:02 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

ahead, bags, bottles, clothes, current, day, environment, fountain, generation, green, grocery, guess, kids, laments, line, machine, pizza, plastic, power, razor, refilled, right;, screen, shes, size, store, time, walked, washed, woman

Replies: 30
Views: 3,525

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2011 03:51 PM; by Handyjack

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How To Stop Church Gossip

Started by Cliff Rogers, 16th August 2011 12:27 AM

business, church, defend, deny, emphatically, evening, explain, feared, frank, front, gossip, home, house, left, maintain, mildred, mildreds, mistake, moment, night, nose, parked, pickup, quietly, silence, stared, stop, told, walked, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2011 09:11 AM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

A pretty young blonde

Started by fenderbelly, 15th August 2011 10:34 AM

backward, blonde, car, center, crowded, curb, don’t, driver, emphatically, finger, hear, impress, labrador, local, lot, nearby, parking, pretty, pulled, remain, retriever, rolled, seat, shopping, stay, strange, walked, windows, young, “park”

Replies: 0
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2011 10:34 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Math Test

Started by Rodgera, 23rd July 2011 10:38 AM

bucks, computer, dad, dads, dollars, joe, math, news, nodded, passed, remember, saved, study, test, told, twenty, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2011 10:38 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Paddy the irish blond

Started by munruben, 8th June 2011 07:28 PM

back-seat, bar, bartender, blond, car, check, chortled, cold, concerned, damned, drunk, embrace, entwined, funny, girlfriend, head, hours, idea, inside, irish, laughing, looked, mentioned, paddy, pete, shook, staggered, told, walked

Replies: 1
Views: 1,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2011 08:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

My first post

Started by wherrol, 25th May 2011 09:22 AM

bigger, booties, bought, boy, cheers, cnc, discount, entry, fee, folks, forward, grandmother, half, hooked, intention, knitting, list, participating, past, post, posting, pro, revelation, set, shark, step, toys, trouble, walked, woodwork

Replies: 10
Views: 1,485

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2011 08:20 PM; by Grommett

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

36000ft

Started by Biggles73, 25th January 2011 10:25 PM

aircraft, alert, attached, attendants, blew, calmly, confidently, confirmed, crew, demeanor, door, engine, engines, exploded, feel, flight, grabbed, handing, package, packages, parachutes, passenger, passengers, pilot, replied, sat, seats, spoke, walked, worry

Replies: 1
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2011 01:29 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

The Bendigo Swap,Vic.

Started by issatree, 14th November 2010 08:31 PM

bad, bare, bendigo, boots, couple, deaf, fall, fee, feet, gum, holders, home, idea, issatree, prices, rain, regalia, rest, runners, sell, shirt, shorts, site, stall, surprised, swap, thongs, vic, walked, wares

Replies: 1
Views: 1,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2010 09:49 PM; by AUSSIE

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

CEO Blunder

Started by Rodgera, 8th October 2010 02:20 PM

20-minute, audience, baffled, blunder, ceo, convention, copies, demanded, employees, event, extra, finished, furious, half, hour-long, idea, jenkins, punchy, replied, returned, scheduled, speak, speech, walked, write, writing, wrote

Replies: 1
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2010 07:57 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

Another blonde joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th September 2010 05:15 PM

actions, advanced, air, allan, backwards, blonde, breathe, car, couple, dog, floor, fresh, handbrake, hands, joke, left, mate, nearby, noticed, outstretched, past, repeated, shop, stay, steps, stretched, vehicle, walked, walking, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2010 05:15 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Prayers answered

Started by BEKKY, 20th August 2010 05:22 PM

announced, answered, church, completely, congregation, crushed, doctors, hold, hospital, imagined, lord, minister, morning, pain, performed, podium, praise, prayers, scrotum, squirmed, stood, sunday, surgery, terrible, tom, uncomfortably, unnerved, voice, walked, weeks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,971

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2010 05:09 PM; by minus459

Forum:
JOKES

Getting A's

Started by Rodgera, 6th August 2010 11:09 AM

attendance, biology, chance, class, closed, door, exam, extremely, final, front, glad, handful, hard, left, looked, naturally, offer, opted, pleasure, professor, receive, rejoicing, remaining, rose, semester, student, students, taker, teaching, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2010 11:09 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Golfer at the dentist

Started by bookend, 2nd August 2010 01:47 AM

930, anesthetic, brave, buddies, car, dentist, dentists, doc, golf, golfer, goodness, heck, honey, hurry, kill, mouth, office, pain.so, pulled, sir, sitting, surely, tee, time, tooth, town, wait, waiting, walked, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2010 01:47 AM; by bookend

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JOKES

Little Johny sells tooth brushes

Started by Claw Hama, 6th July 2010 10:26 AM

####, ######, approach, brushes, busiest, corner, cried, dog, found, free, jenny, johnny, johny, magazines, money, mouth, pay, possibly, sell, selling, sells, sold, taste, teacher, tooth, toothbrushes, walked, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,465

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2010 10:26 AM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

A few good Senior Moments

Started by Calm, 21st May 2010 10:57 PM

baby, couple, cream, doctor, door, elderly, feel, garage, gentleman, good, hear, hearing, hospital, ice, kitchen, moments, morris, neighbor, newborn, night, plate, remember, replied, restaurant, senior, strawberries, walked, walking, whipped, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,667

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 10:57 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Parrot Dilemma

Started by John Saxton, 14th March 2010 02:10 PM

answered, beads, brought, cage, catholic, day, dilemma, exclaimed, female, frank, fun, holding, hookers, house, impressed, inside, looked, male, parrot, parrots, prayers, praying, priest, priests, rosary, shocked, silence, solution, ushered, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2010 02:10 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Good - Better - Best

Started by DJ’s Timber, 6th March 2010 07:21 PM

$160, ball, book, car, closed, flipping, good, handcuffs, hard, hed, laughing, mailed, patrol, photo, picture, police, policeman, pulled, radar, realized, road, sell, sign, smiled, speeding, start, ticket, walked, window, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2010 07:51 PM; by popawisky

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JOKES

On the Sidelines

Started by Rodgera, 16th February 2010 05:31 AM

cook, couch, favorite, food, football, glaring, living-room, network, replied, sidelines, sitting, swmbo, walked, watch, watching

Replies: 0
Views: 867

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2010 05:31 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

John and the blonde

Started by K_S, 15th February 2010 01:05 PM

$20, bar, bet, blond, blonde, building, covering, crew, death, earlier, fair, fairs, handed, hed, hell, john, jump, ledge, looked, money, news, oclock, preparing, replied, stared, story, too;, upset, walked, willingly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,146

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2010 01:05 PM; by K_S

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JOKES

Careful who you push around!!!

Started by Rodgera, 26th January 2010 09:02 AM

400, 900, burly, careful, commotion, correct, door, dusted, finally, free, front, happening, hear, line, mans, morning, nerve, people, policeman, push, pushed, reacted, rushed, shoving, stepped, store, story, time, times, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2010 09:02 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Airline Lunches

Started by wheelinround, 15th January 2010 04:41 PM

airline, aisle, bloke, blokes, chicken, digger, dollars, flight, front, hand, handed, left, life, looked, lunch, lunches, mate, plane, pucka, puckapunyal, quickly, reached, seat, shake, soldiers, stopped, ten, time, twenty-five, walked

Replies: 2
Views: 1,790

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2010 05:52 PM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

farming in England in Winter

Started by fenderbelly, 13th January 2010 09:00 AM

aro-d, coming, cow, cows, declined, deed, delighted, england, explained, farmer, farming, field, frozen, gestured, hesitation, hird, lady, matter, noses, offer, passer-by, predicament, repayment, rub, smiled, thora, twitch, walked, winter, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2010 05:49 PM; by acmegridley

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JOKES

Another parrot joke

Started by munruben, 3rd January 2010 12:03 PM

angry, bird, called, day, front, furious, hey, home, incredibly, joke, kill, lady, manager, parrot, past, paused, perch, pet, promised, replied, store, stormed, street, sue, ugly, walked, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2010 12:03 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Bed Sheets

Started by John Saxton, 28th December 2009 12:08 PM

amazement, arms, barely, beat, bed, cursing, drunk, extremely, feet, ghost, guard, heck, hospital, incident, landed, laughter, pile, replied, security, sheets, soiled, staring, started, swinging, tangled, unknown, unsteady, violently, walked, yelling

Replies: 3
Views: 1,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2009 04:49 PM; by watson

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JOKES

What a girl wanbts for Christmas

Started by munruben, 10th December 2009 11:20 PM

adults, aged, answered, bring, christmas, claus, emily, girl, hair, lady, lap, loving, mall, mother, nicely, quickly, replied, requests, santa, sat, shopping, smiled, son-in-law, surprised, sweetly, thoughtful, walked, wanbts

Replies: 2
Views: 1,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 07:04 AM; by artme

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JOKES

The Confessional

Started by fenderbelly, 11th December 2009 03:06 PM

$50, affair, box, confessional, hail, irishman, leave, left, married, marys, moment, money, paused, penance, poor, prayers, priest, putting, quickly, ran, replied, rubbed, rubbing, started, stopped, undressed, walked, watching, woman, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 07:03 AM; by artme

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JOKES

3 More

Started by Dennis Millard, 2nd December 2009 06:17 PM

arrange, bank, china, collateral, elephant, excuse, father, frog, inside, knick-knack, loan, manager, mans, mick, miss, ndecd, paddy, patricia, ready, repeating-, replied, rolling, stone, story, tag, teller, told, walked, whack, wold

Replies: 0
Views: 959

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2009 06:17 PM; by Dennis Millard

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JOKES

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