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Sunday Round Table Jabber - Sunday evening all welcome

Started by Aussiephil, 11th March 2021 05:49 PM

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Replies: 442
Views: 84,977

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2022 07:59 PM; by jools13

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FORUM GET TOGETHERS' (FGT)

A wee joke

Started by Christopha, 8th November 2012 12:38 PM

accompanying, beasty, begins, breasty, burns, cameron, chant, confused, cowerin, david, doctor, eat, grins, hae, immediately, joke, lord, meat, moves, panic, patient, replies, serious, sleekit, thankit, timorous, troubled, unit, ward, wee

Replies: 7
Views: 2,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2019 08:43 PM; by mick55

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JOKES

Instant Cure

Started by Rodgera, 15th May 2014 09:57 AM

afflicted, afternoon, arrived, button, buttonhole, cure, deal, doctor, found, gasped, head, hope, ills, imagination, inquired, instant, kinds, lift, looked, materialize, nervous, patient, straighten, sudden, top, trousers, unhitch, vest, whalan, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 2,333

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2014 11:35 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Another patient

Started by rustynail, 22nd October 2013 03:44 PM

anatomy, begins, blood, cholesterol, clothes, doctor, examination, informs, lady, medical, patient, pressure, remove, stick, suggests, tongue, trouble, visits, well-

Replies: 1
Views: 1,046

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2013 05:13 PM; by chambezio

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JOKES

The Patient

Started by issatree, 15th October 2013 05:19 PM

302, blood, excellent, floor, fred, functionally, grandfather, grateful, happy, heart, hold, hospital, information, line, nice, nurse, nurses, patient, pressure, rang, roberts, sir, son, station, tells, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,067

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2013 05:19 PM; by issatree

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JOKES

Questions that need answers

Started by MBM888, 4th September 2013 01:17 AM

answers, baby, billion, call, called, china, corn, cow, crotch, dangly, drink, france, gynaecologist, kissing, leave, oil, paint, patient, people, person, plates, quality, questions, squeeze, stars, tells, time, touch, universe, wrist

Replies: 4
Views: 1,482

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2013 06:32 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

The spot

Started by fenderbelly, 10th September 2013 11:38 AM

anthrup, astonishing, audience, chap, closer, dear, disappeared, discovery, door, fenuberry, finally, forward, hat, hero, hold, lake, left, medical, nature, patient, peered, professor, scene, size, spot, studied, time, trilbey, week, whirled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,628

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2013 09:35 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Hi from Jim

Started by jim.s, 13th December 2012 10:32 PM

95%, advance, bricks, eastern, electrician, experience, forum, forward, helps, hope, interaction, jim, learning, live, looked, mark, materials, months, offer, past, patient, re-cycled, restored, return, suburbs, sydneys, tradesperson, tricky, wife, windows

Replies: 6
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2012 05:42 PM; by crowie

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

We all know lawyers are very smart....right?

Started by MBM888, 16th November 2012 10:35 AM

affect, alive, attorney, autopsies, autopsy, beard, check, date, dead, death, doctor, dress, forget, girls, height, individual, lawyers, medium, memory, morning, patient, people, performed, pursuant, sitting, smartright, son, terminated, time, voodoo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2012 10:35 AM; by MBM888

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JOKES

Diagnosis

Started by Rodgera, 28th June 2012 10:45 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,131

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2012 10:45 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

How do I respray outdoor furniture

Started by Arron, 10th April 2012 06:25 PM

1.4mm, acrylic, airless, arron, bit, briefly, cheers, coating, compressor, easier, furniture, gun, guns, housepaint, hvlp, means, outdoor, outdoors, paint, patient, pot, respray, setup, spray, spraying, suction, thinking, underpowered, wagner, wondering

Replies: 1
Views: 2,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2012 07:03 PM; by 3RU

Forum:
FINISHING

Broken Ribs

Started by Rodgera, 14th February 2012 09:40 PM

bad, broken, doctor, fixed, guess, gurney, holding, laying, news, patient, photoshop, ribs, scene, standing, x-ray

Replies: 0
Views: 1,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2012 09:40 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

G'day ..from Qld

Started by bill09, 13th February 2012 12:27 PM

,too, beginner, club, far], gday, mudgeeraba, patient, people, polite, qld, start, stupid, wood, [so

Replies: 4
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2012 06:39 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Medical Rounds

Started by Rodgera, 13th August 2011 05:09 PM

arched, doctor, fibula, left, limp, limps, medical, michael, patient, ponders, radically, rounds, student, students, suppose, tibia, x-ray

Replies: 3
Views: 1,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2011 10:20 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Waterproofing

Started by Rodgera, 21st January 2011 02:25 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,049

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2011 02:25 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

young-griffo

Started by young-griffo, 29th November 2010 09:36 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 968

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2010 09:08 AM; by NCArcher

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

ebay paypal warning

Started by damian, 7th September 2010 10:58 AM

arrived, bought, chase, day, deadline, dispute, ebay, feedback, june, knife, leatherman, leave, limit, money, negative, office, paid, past, patient, pay, paypal, polite, politely, post, refund, seller, stalled, time, warning

Replies: 11
Views: 1,943

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2010 08:58 AM; by s8ns_Angel

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How's norma?

Started by WoodJunky, 17th August 2010 08:37 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,561

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2010 06:15 PM; by Dave50

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JOKES

A Catholic Heart Attack

Started by groverwa, 16th August 2010 10:47 AM

agitated, attack, awakened, bank, bill, brother-in-law, bypass, care, catholic, cost, god, health, heart, insurance, lifesaving, loudly, married, money, nun, nuns, patient, relative, replied, send, sister, spinster, spinsters, sudden, suffered, surgery

Replies: 4
Views: 1,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2010 06:15 PM; by metester

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JOKES

restoring old furniture

Started by burnabybear, 3rd August 2010 06:24 AM

1.5, 127, 2mm, 600ml, 60ltr, belive, chest, compressor, dble, draws, fed, flat, furniture, gravity, gun, items, life, nest, nozzle, obtained, paint, patient, post, question, restoring, spray, tables, veiws

Replies: 3
Views: 2,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2010 11:05 PM; by horse123

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FINISHING

moron caught red handed

Started by Clinton1, 1st May 2010 01:43 AM

####, $$$$, acting, angry, ballifs, bring, call, caught, dad, explain, fed, fence, footpath, freaking, handed, holding, hope, house, mates, mental, moron, mum, patient, police, push, red, situation, son, telling, wife

Replies: 14
Views: 1,841

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2010 09:35 PM; by nihilism

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Consultation

Started by johmar, 27th March 2010 07:33 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2010 07:33 PM; by johmar

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JOKES

How would you demolish this?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 24th February 2010 06:20 PM

attached, bit, clearance, collapse, corner, damaging, demolish, fences, garden, liable, patient, people, post, read, renovateforum.com, rope, start, taking, thinking, thread, thumbnails, tying, unstable, ute, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2010 06:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Fires of Hell

Started by wheelinround, 15th October 2009 05:32 PM

awakened, blinds, closed, doctor, drawn, failed, fighting, fire, fires, hell, huge, operation, patient, responded, street, surgeon, wake

Replies: 3
Views: 1,096

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2009 11:29 AM; by Rum Pig

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JOKES

rubber gloves

Started by texx, 16th July 2009 08:29 AM

boxes, building, burst, condoms, crack, decided, delicate, dentist, dip, dry, envisioning, funny, gloves, hands, joke, lady, laughing, minutes, nervous, noticed, patient, peel, portion, procedure, rubber, size, smile, tank, throw, walk

Replies: 7
Views: 1,439

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2009 12:37 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

hello everyone~newbie who knows nothing~

Started by precious, 1st June 2009 11:09 PM

amazing, benches, bookcase, dumbest, everyonenewbie, everyone~newbie, experience, fasinates, nothing~, patient, piece, precious, questions, surely, tables, wht, wood

Replies: 7
Views: 1,423

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2009 04:54 PM; by munruben

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

New and Learning

Started by Softbreeze, 31st May 2009 01:53 PM

billets, blue, box, contribute, edge, farm, fence, gals, grey, gum, guys, hoping, info, learning, mark, mountains, patient, plenty, posts, rip, ripping, time, tips, yellow

Replies: 4
Views: 1,051

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2009 11:37 PM; by Claw Hama

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

brain's for women

Started by wheelinround, 15th May 2009 11:14 AM

advised, brain, costs, difference, disease, doctor, forty, gasped, kidding, lawyer, life, marry, months, one-pound, outrageous, patient, pound, rare, reasonable, replied, results, short, surgeons, times, told, transplant, type, woman, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,074

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2009 11:55 AM; by AUSSIE

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JOKES

GORE WARNING Drop Saw Accident

Started by RedShirtGuy, 3rd January 2009 11:54 PM

accident, annoying, bit, blade, block, care, chunk, close, couple, cut, damage, dangerous, drop, fist, folks, hand, handed, hurts, incredibly, job, lefted, major, months, pain, patient, pressure, splint, tightly, tool, weeks

Replies: 13
Views: 6,868

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2009 11:00 PM; by The Hornet

Forum:
SAFETY

Diagnosis

Started by Rodgera, 5th May 2009 07:39 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,131

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2009 09:25 PM; by Grumpy John

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JOKES

Dr Quick

Started by wheelinround, 24th February 2009 09:53 PM

a&e, answered, bedridden, bob, breakfast, complete, confusion, died, elderly, hair, hosp, husband, jelly, kentucky, london, massive, morning, noticed, nurse, patient, patients, produced, quick, quickly, replied, royal, submitted, taste, taxi, told

Replies: 2
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2009 11:17 AM; by Pheonix

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JOKES

NOT a woody.BUT you will get it

Started by AUSSIE, 18th February 2009 01:17 PM

age;, anon, cheeks, decent, deed, experience, flies, fury, learned, life, lost, paid, patient, rage, reached, recall, sad, single, speak, struggle, temper, time, uttered, wise, wiser, woody.but, woodybut, word, worthy, ymous

Replies: 3
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2009 01:41 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

My doctor needs help

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th December 2008 09:15 PM

allan, bell, bill, books, christmas, doctor, forumites, hope, invisible, jaundice, joke, leaves, live, misery, months, neighbour, nurse, opinion, patient, pay, pills, realised, replied, ring, stage, stating, told, treated, waiting, yellow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,605

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2008 10:47 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Couple of Doctor's Jokes

Started by Shrek3, 2nd October 2008 10:08 PM

bathing, cold, couple, cure, doc, doctor, doctors, door, dream, jokes, miserable, night, patient, pills, pneumonia, prescribed, protested, pull, push, shot, sign, stand, suffering, throw, trouble, upset, visit, wailed, walked, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 1,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2008 10:08 PM; by Shrek3

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JOKES

Sister francis judith's gasoline

Started by wheelinround, 2nd August 2008 09:50 AM

attendant, baptists, bedpan, car, carried, catholic, decided, fill, filled, francis, gas, gasoline, home, judith, judiths, looked, patient, pouring, resourceful, returned, sister, spotted, starts, station, street, taking, tank, wait, walked, watched

Replies: 1
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2008 07:15 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Two Patients

Started by joe greiner, 6th July 2008 09:24 PM

american, appointment, citizen, difference, doctor, dog, exam, family, found, funnier, initial, joe, joke, jokes, limp, months, patient, patients, scheduled, senior, site, specialist, surgery, true, waiting, waits, web, week, weeks, x-ray

Replies: 3
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2008 03:16 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Installing VJ boards

Started by denwol, 13th May 2008 11:17 PM

1050mm, advance, attach, attached, boards, cheap, decorative, install, installing, mdf, noggins, panels, patient, plaster, post, replacing, skirts, straight, studs, studswith, top, wainscot, wall, wondering

Replies: 2
Views: 3,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2008 07:26 AM; by sol381

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PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

Hospital Chart Bloopers

Started by Barry Hicks, 6th May 2008 07:29 AM

1993, alert, alive, anorexia, appearing, appears, bloopers, breakfast, chart, constantly, crying, day, decrepit, depressed, discharge, forgetful, healthy, hospital, left, lunch, male, mentally, numb, patient, permission, status, tearful, toes, waffles, y.o

Replies: 0
Views: 1,134

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2008 07:29 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Absent-Minded Lawyers

Started by Rodgera, 22nd April 2008 02:07 PM

absentminded, autopsy, brain, chest, county, dead, death, died, district, doctor, emergency, examine, examined, hemorrhaging, jar, law, lawyer, lawyers, massive, morgue, patient, perform, performed, physically, practicing, pronounce, records, rest, texas, time

Replies: 1
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2008 07:24 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

DIY Dimmer For Trailing Edge LV Downlights

Started by NNKXIII, 14th April 2008 03:17 PM

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Replies: 8
Views: 2,517

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2008 08:16 PM; by watson

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Doctor's Lament

Started by Rodgera, 7th April 2008 07:12 AM

complaint, completed, doctor, doctors, drinking, due, examination, frankly, lament, patient, sober

Replies: 0
Views: 1,006

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 07:12 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

diagnosis

Started by underfoot, 25th March 2008 05:32 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,114

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 05:32 PM; by underfoot

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JOKES

I think I need glasses

Started by joe greiner, 22nd March 2008 11:25 PM

bank, doctor, glasses, joe, patient, teller

Replies: 1
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2008 08:54 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Bath Tub Test

Started by wheelinround, 1st March 2008 05:54 PM

asylum, bath, bathtub, bed, bigger, bucket, determine, director, empty, fill, institutionalised, mental, normal, offer, patient, person, plug, pull, spoon, teacup, teaspoon, test, tub, understand, visit, visitor, window

Replies: 3
Views: 1,267

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2008 08:10 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

one for the greenies

Started by Elbow, 26th February 2008 11:26 AM

angry, anti-hunter, court, demanded, doctor, down.pp, examining, federal, government, greenies, hours, impatient, land, old-growth, patience, patient, permits, reappeared, recreational, remove, rpdc, sat, smiled, splinters, tassie, timber, told, tree, waited, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,697

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2008 12:09 AM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Staining, varnishing Tasmanian Oak with a colour

Started by 4addz, 18th January 2008 08:25 PM

4addz, adding, appreciated, colour, darker, fast, floor, guy, hard, impression, layed, me;, oak, parents, patient, post, process, red, solution, stain, stained, staining, stressing, tasmanian, time, tint, true, varnish, varnished, varnishing

Replies: 5
Views: 22,518

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2008 01:07 AM; by MacS

Forum:
FINISHING

Thanks and Merry Christmas

Started by astrid, 24th December 2007 03:30 PM

administrators, advise, astrid, bloody, christmas, for;, forum, happy, host, kitchen, laughs, loo, merry, moderators, patient, peacfull, stouchesq, support, uuu

Replies: 1
Views: 908

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 04:52 PM; by Rossluck

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Doctors advice

Started by fenderbelly, 4th December 2007 12:34 PM

advice, answer, calm, denies, doctor, doctors, feeling, found, hell, husband, husbands, hyde, imagine, jekyll/mr, listen, masturbating, patient, pretty, regularly, replied, simple, start, started, talking, tells, times, treatment, wife, woman, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2007 12:34 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Crook husband

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th November 2007 12:53 PM

allan, answered, crook, doctor, dying, hope, husband, kids, operating, patient, talk, theatre, time, wife, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,034

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 12:53 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

One for "Fenderbelly".

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th November 2007 04:56 PM

allan, arm, assistance, bed, coming, coping, dentist, doctor, dying, eat, fenderbelly, hand, head, hope, hospital, minister, mood, newspaper, noticed, patient, pillow, read, replied, staff, teeth, terrible, time, visiting, ward, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,065

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:43 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

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GORE WARNING Drop Saw Accident