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  1. New Grey Nomads

    Started by Mrs Woodpecker, 3rd August 2013 05:44 PM
    afford, airport, anniversary, argyle, brilliant, bungle, bungles, buy, champagne, closer, clue, darwin, diamond, engagement, flight, grey, helicopter, jewellery, kununarra, landed, middle, monday, ninas, no-where, nomads, ring, shirley, shop, stay, up-dates
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,245
    Last Post: 23rd October 2014 10:24 AM
    by dai sensei  Go to last post
  2. Nervous Flyer

    Started by Rodgera, 12th February 2014 10:12 AM
    attendant, call, care, engines, flickering, flight, flyer, guess, guy, incorrect, lights, mentioned, moments, nervous, noticed, shed, sitting, solved
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,697
    Last Post: 13th February 2014 01:55 PM
    by popawisky  Go to last post

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  3. Unseen Australia

    Started by rwbuild, 16th January 2014 11:43 PM
    absolutely, aerial, australia, australias, captured, domestic, enclined, flight, hours, landscape, paul, photos, planes, shots, spent, stunning, telegraph, unseen, williams
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,273
    Last Post: 16th January 2014 11:43 PM
    by rwbuild  Go to last post
  4. Engine Noise

    Started by Rodgera, 20th December 2013 10:59 AM
    abruptly, attendant, bit, bothered, concerned, deaf, engine, explained, finally, fix, flight, gate, heard, hour, jetliner, noise, passenger, pilot, reply, returned, stopped, strange, tarmac, taxiing, waiting
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,000
    Last Post: 20th December 2013 10:59 AM
    by Rodgera  Go to last post

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  5. Clever Flight Attendant

    Started by MBM888, 16th August 2013 02:51 PM
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,398
    Last Post: 24th August 2013 10:52 PM
    by KBs PensNmore  Go to last post

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    • Views: 1,734
    Last Post: 16th August 2013 12:20 AM
    by Reno RSS Feed  Go to last post
  6. Months to go before I Woodwork

    Started by Christos, 18th February 2012 08:57 PM
    7 Pages
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7
    17th, allowing, beijing, bit, celsius, china, cold, degrees, flight, home, landing, left, minus, months, night, person, plane, post, power, recovered, return, sleep, stage, sydney, temperature, thermals, time, turbulence, wearing, woodwork
    • Replies: 98
    • Views: 8,550
    Last Post: 18th April 2012 09:30 PM
    by wheelinround  Go to last post
  7. Santas test flight

    Started by BEKKY, 18th December 2011 05:25 PM
    carrying, checked, christmas, compass, engine, examiner, fastened, finally, flight, gonna, harness, hope, hopped, keith, lose, merry, passed, payload, ready, reindeer, santa, santas, seatbelt, shotgun, shoulder, sled, surprise, takeoff, test, winked
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,483
    Last Post: 18th December 2011 05:25 PM
    by BEKKY  Go to last post

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  8. Instructions

    Started by Rodgera, 1st April 2011 01:02 PM
    attendants, demonstrate, finished, flight, instructions, jumper, life, listened, luck, mask, mother, munruben, oxygen, plane, presentation, puddle, recently, required, returning, sydney, vest, video
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,173
    Last Post: 1st April 2011 01:02 PM
    by Rodgera  Go to last post

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  9. Never Assume Anything!

    Started by Timeless Timber, 3rd March 2011 05:59 AM
    airport, assume, charter, cheers, close, cnn, doh, finally, fires, flight, fly, hillsides, instructor, low, moment, passes, photographer, pictures, pilot, plane, responded, shots, silent, stammered, strangely, taxied, telling, told, twin-engine, valley
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,207
    Last Post: 4th March 2011 09:00 PM
    by AlexHW  Go to last post

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  10. 36000ft

    Started by Biggles73, 25th January 2011 10:25 PM
    aircraft, alert, attached, attendants, blew, calmly, confidently, confirmed, crew, demeanor, door, engine, engines, exploded, feel, flight, grabbed, handing, package, packages, parachutes, passenger, passengers, pilot, replied, sat, seats, spoke, walked, worry
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,041
    Last Post: 26th January 2011 01:29 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  11. What do you think? To Mars - and beyond

    Started by Phil Spencer, 29th October 2010 02:00 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    altered, astronauts, boldly, bone, build, change, craft, explore, explorers, flight, frontier, humans, hundred, intrepid, long-distance, mars, mission, muscles, nasa, one-way, physiology, plan, planet, red, research, space, strange, structure, sustain, worlds
    • Replies: 21
    • Views: 2,636
    Last Post: 3rd November 2010 01:16 PM
    by jimbur  Go to last post
  12. Lee Valley service

    Started by Clinton1, 31st May 2010 06:59 PM
    2tsup, arvo, average, believes, coast, confirmation, delivery, direct, doorbell, excellent, fine, flight, guy, hear, hours, lee, midnight, monday, morning, night, paid, received, ringing, service, thursday, time, usa, valley, wednesday, west
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 2,130
    Last Post: 16th June 2010 12:15 AM
    by Claw Hama  Go to last post
  13. Never assume

    Started by fenderbelly, 10th June 2010 10:56 AM
    air, airport, assume, charter, close, cnn, finally, fires, flight, fly, hillsides, instructed, instructor, local, low, moment, passes, photographer, pictures, pilot, plane, responded, shots, silent, stammered, strangely, telling, told, twin-engine, valley
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,299
    Last Post: 10th June 2010 05:05 PM
    by tea lady  Go to last post

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  14. A Guessing Game

    Started by Rodgera, 6th February 2010 03:31 PM
    12f, airborne, airlines, announcement, answer, attendant, attendants, closest, collected, correct, de-iced, estimates, flight, game, guess, guessed, guessing, heard, pass, passenger, passengers, people, plane, played, prizes, seat, step, time, total, trivia
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,114
    Last Post: 6th February 2010 03:48 PM
    by wheelinround  Go to last post

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  15. Airline Lunches

    Started by wheelinround, 15th January 2010 04:41 PM
    airline, aisle, bloke, blokes, chicken, digger, dollars, flight, front, hand, handed, left, life, looked, lunch, lunches, mate, plane, pucka, puckapunyal, quickly, reached, seat, shake, soldiers, stopped, ten, time, twenty-five, walked
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,742
    Last Post: 15th January 2010 05:52 PM
    by wheelinround  Go to last post
  16. Another grizzle

    Started by artme, 9th December 2009 06:48 AM
    $1500, affairs, agent, airline, australia, bloody, chasing, consumer, cut, decided, flight, flights-and, gizzle, grizzle, grounds, guess, injections-, leave, medical, mind, overnight, penalize, reasons, return, rio, santiago, ticket, travel, trip, tune
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,064
    Last Post: 9th December 2009 10:48 AM
    by jmk89  Go to last post
  17. Qantas Repair Division....BRILLIANT!!

    Started by WoodJunky, 6th November 2009 10:03 PM
    aircraft, auto-land, bugs, cockpit, divisionbrilliant, dme, engine, evidence, flight, friction, ground, hammer, inoperative, inside, installed, left, locks, main, maintenance, marked, midget, mode, pilots, qantas, radar, repair, target, tire, volume, windshield
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,381
    Last Post: 19th November 2009 03:56 PM
    by Avery  Go to last post

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  18. Worst stairs I have ever seen...

    Started by Reno RSS Feed, 26th August 2009 11:30 PM
    browsing, delight, flight, houses, lots, read, renovateforum.com, renovators, rest, site, stairs, thread, world, worst, worth
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,179
    Last Post: 26th August 2009 11:30 PM
    by Reno RSS Feed  Go to last post
  19. Sick of Hicks

    Started by silentC, 21st May 2007 12:02 PM
    4 Pages
    1 2 3 4
    add, australian, bill, breakfast, cereal, david, deal, flight, footed, hicks, hmm, holiday, in-flight, irritating, jail, kidding, kidman, meal, morning, nicole, paid, question, salt, sick, story, stuff, taxpayer, transfer, wound
    • Replies: 46
    • Views: 4,957
    Last Post: 3rd August 2009 04:46 PM
    by Waldo  Go to last post
  20. Munruben/John's Weight loss program

    Started by wheelinround, 20th July 2009 01:38 PM
    airline, attendant, choices, dinner, flight, front, john, loss, mealtime, munruben or john, munruben/johns, program, ray, replied, seated, weight
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 935
    Last Post: 20th July 2009 01:38 PM
    by wheelinround  Go to last post

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  21. The Day The Music Died

    Started by watson, 1st February 2009 10:08 PM
    100, 4th, ago, airport, approx, beechcraft, boy, buddy, buggered, charter, day, days, died, don, flight, heard, hero, holly, mclean, mile, mortal, music, news, passengers, peterson, remember, richardson, richie, roger, valens
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,563
    Last Post: 2nd February 2009 10:22 AM
    by Sturdee  Go to last post
  22. Mortar for Brick Steps

    Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:18 AM
    611/2, barrows, base, brick, colour, concrete, feet, flight, garden, hammering, hand, howdy, involves, job, lay, laying, mix, mongrel, mortar, plasticiser, reds, sand, standard, steps, stood, stronger, test, time, washed, weather
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,792
    Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:18 AM
    by ubeaut  Go to last post

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  23. Australian Airline Attendants

    Started by fenderbelly, 19th October 2008 10:05 AM
    airline, airlines, announcement, attendant, attendants, australian, brought, captain, comment, door, fault, flight, flying, gentlemen, hard, intercom, ladies, landing, leave, metal, operate, passengers, pilot, pull, qantas, seat, sit, smoking, time, weather
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,425
    Last Post: 19th October 2008 09:46 PM
    by Skew ChiDAMN!!  Go to last post

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  24. Pilots & Air Traffic Controllers #1

    Started by Barry Hicks, 18th July 2008 03:43 PM
    329, 351, 747, air, aircraft, approach, atc, bored, control, controllers, delta, flight, fokker, heavy, locate, miles, noise, oclock, ohare, pilots, position, radar, student, stupid, takeoff, tower, traffic, twa, united, unknown
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,389
    Last Post: 18th July 2008 04:17 PM
    by wheelinround  Go to last post

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  25. Amazing Flying Story

    Started by Barry Hicks, 7th July 2008 08:37 AM
    amazing, auto, bodies, conditions, control, controls, deck, flight, flying, hysterical, jet, kid, load, managed, mountain, passengers, pilot, pilots, plane, pulled, sat, screaming, story, straight, terrified, told, touch, tower, weather, y.o
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,789
    Last Post: 10th July 2008 01:51 AM
    by BobL  Go to last post

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  26. Staircase problem and BCA

    Started by Wildman, 3rd March 2008 11:24 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    1/4, 196mm, 210mm, 900mm, adjust, bca, build, council, degrees, depending, flight, inches, landing, limits, losing, lot, moving, outrageous, problem, regs, rise, rises, short, space, staircase, timber, time, top, walk, width
    • Replies: 25
    • Views: 6,426
    Last Post: 23rd March 2008 01:41 PM
    by Riley  Go to last post
  27. Which airline?

    Started by Toyboy, 16th March 2008 05:52 PM
    ahhhhh, air, airline, airlines, airways, attendant, chair, confused, delta, duty, flight, gorgeous, jetstar, kicked, leaned, list, mentally, scratched, shes, silk, singapore, sitting, slogan, slumped, smiled, smooth, special, thai, time, woman
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,079
    Last Post: 18th March 2008 09:42 AM
    by Barry Hicks  Go to last post

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  28. Best joke this week.

    Started by obee60, 25th November 2007 05:58 PM
    airborne, attendant, aussie, australia, australian, brought, choice.dohdddddd, coke, conservative, disgust, dozen, drink, flight, handed, joke, lips, liquor, london, melbourne, muslim, plane, raped, replied, rum, savagely, seated, touch, week, whores
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,561
    Last Post: 30th November 2007 02:14 PM
    by TTIT  Go to last post

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  29. Discrimination

    Started by outback, 14th November 2007 03:09 PM
    agent, airline, approached, comment, concerned, customer, discrimination, flight, flights, free, gay, gays, holders, incident, kick, nodded, passenger, passengers, plane, refused, remember, remove, seat, shyly, sitting, startled, supposed, ticket, wrong, yelling
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 921
    Last Post: 14th November 2007 03:09 PM
    by outback  Go to last post

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  30. Another flight attendant

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th October 2007 10:26 AM
    actions, allan, appearance, attendant, condition, doctor, dying, eat, eating, flight, gay, hips, hope, medical, mintie, mouth, patient, person, quickly, replied, signs, straight, swaggering, tablets, time, told, traditional, week, weeks, worried
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,422
    Last Post: 14th October 2007 10:53 AM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  31. Flight Attendants

    Started by wheelinround, 12th October 2007 04:15 PM
    aisle, announce, attendant, attendants, beat, bitch, brute, called, calmly, country, engines, flight, ground, head, hear, hell, main, missing, outrank, pitty-pat, plane, princess, queen, raise, replied, served, swear, sweet-cheeks, tray-up, trazy-poo
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,106
    Last Post: 13th October 2007 10:05 AM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  32. Employment History

    Started by Rodgera, 2nd October 2007 11:43 AM
    12f, airborne, airlines, announcement, answer, attendant, attendants, closest, collected, correct, de-iced, doh, employment, flight, game, guess, guessed, heard, history, pass, passenger, passengers, people, plane, played, prizes, seat, step, time, trivia
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,280
    Last Post: 2nd October 2007 12:24 PM
    by Barry Hicks  Go to last post

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  33. Airline manners

    Started by munruben, 28th August 2007 02:03 PM
    airline, approach, attendant, burly, cheeky, coffee, coke, create, decides, earth, flight, fly”, forgetfulness, grabbed, guards, guy, hurtling, i’ll, manners, moment, parrot, parrot’s, party”, pretty, scene, security, tea, victorian, “i’ve, “you’re
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,219
    Last Post: 28th August 2007 04:13 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  34. Fair Dinkum

    Started by pawnhead, 15th August 2007 01:10 AM
    4 Pages
    1 2 3 4
    armed, atlanta, brides, cab, crabs, crack, crows, dinkum, dinkum.stone, fair, federal, flaming, flat, flight, he’d, hostess, journal-constitution, loose, nightie, reckon, reynolds, rules, seppos, slang, swear, swore, sydney, told, whip, woman
    • Replies: 45
    • Views: 6,002
    Last Post: 16th August 2007 10:08 PM
    by bitingmidge  Go to last post
  35. The Lawyer and the Blonde

    Started by rtfarty, 24th May 2007 06:55 AM
    answer, blonde, catch, declines, don’t, easy, explains, flight, fun, game, lawyer, leans, lot, nap, pay, persists, play, politely, question, rolls, sitting, sleep, tired, visa-versa, window, winks, woman, worksi
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,110
    Last Post: 24th May 2007 06:55 AM
    by rtfarty  Go to last post

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  36. jow104 leaving Sydney.

    Started by jow104, 8th March 2007 01:54 PM
    18th, accident, departure, flight, forum, holiday, invitation, janet, john, journey, jow104, kindly, leaving, march, meg, melbourne, monday, morning, past, possibly, rob, south, start, stay, sunday, sydney, unfortunate, visit, week, woodborer
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 1,670
    Last Post: 30th March 2007 02:00 PM
    by Wood Borer  Go to last post
  37. For those who are interested

    Started by Kev Y., 6th March 2007 09:20 PM
    assessmentc, august, bundaberg, conversion, cost, factory, flight, glad, gumby, heads, home, hour, hurt, inspect, interested, j160, kev, melbourne, nav, outskirts, phillip, pilot, port, ppl, rum, ultralight, ultralights, visit, week
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,916
    Last Post: 6th March 2007 10:21 PM
    by Grunt  Go to last post
  38. melbourne to shanghai

    Started by jow104, 19th February 2007 11:57 AM
    08.40, 13.00, 18th, 8am, bumped, check, checked, china, company, details, difficult, eastern, flight, flights, home, internet, language/accent, leaving, listed, march, melbourne, mu566, original, shanghai, site, supposed, telephoned, tullamarine, web, week
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,320
    Last Post: 20th February 2007 01:10 PM
    by jow104  Go to last post
  39. Any Hobart Woodies???

    Started by watson, 15th January 2007 03:59 PM
    1030, 935, airport, arrives, austins, bloody, directory, ferry, flight, funeral, gday, hobart, international, is.com, noel, street, tassie, wednesday, woodies
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,551
    Last Post: 15th January 2007 07:42 PM
    by Shedhand  Go to last post
  40. AJ2007 Elmore Vic

    Started by Iain, 8th January 2007 09:53 AM
    60%, activities, aj2007, andf, appeared, arrangement, bendigo, bludge, buses, couple, credit, daughter, dining, echuca, elmore, entry, flight, lottery, machine, nagambie, offsite, organisers, playing, scouts, ship, troop, type, vic, volleyball, washing
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,478
    Last Post: 9th January 2007 10:11 PM
    by echnidna  Go to last post
  41. Santas Flight

    Started by JDub, 21st December 2006 11:18 AM
    ahead, belt, carrying, check, checked, compass, ear, engine, enormous, examiner, fastened, finally, flight, harness, hopped, leaned, payload, ready, reindeer, ride, santa, santas, seat, shotgun, shoulder, sled, sleds, surprise, takeoff, time
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,435
    Last Post: 21st December 2006 04:50 PM
    by Skew ChiDAMN!!  Go to last post

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  42. What is it with children today?

    Started by rrich, 7th November 2006 10:42 AM
    children, day, difficult, driving, e-mail, finding, flight, fly, fourth, friday, friends, grias, holiday, home, mardi, miles, monday, morning, november, orleans, poop, response, son, swmbo, thanksgiving, thursday, ticket, today, vacation, wife
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,149
    Last Post: 7th November 2006 12:54 PM
    by Pat  Go to last post
  43. Sharing your childhood with your children

    Started by Wongo, 11th October 2006 10:34 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    bit, buy, child, childhood, children, day, emily.o, flight, fly, forward, fun, handy, impress, jasmin, kite, left, park, quickly, real, releasing, retrieving, roller, sharing, shop, spent, string, test, time, tricks, trouble
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 4,226
    Last Post: 13th October 2006 03:24 AM
    by Wild Dingo  Go to last post

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  44. Small Plane crashes in NYC

    Started by Flowboy, 12th October 2006 09:57 AM
    airspace, bet, betting, citys, conspracy, covered, crashes, death, don, enter, extremely, f16, flight, forcing, haliburton, happened, homeland, intercepting, nny, nyc, people, pitcher, plan, plane, rob, rumsfeld, sad, security, small, theorist
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,116
    Last Post: 12th October 2006 11:11 PM
    by Honorary Bloke  Go to last post
  45. The Cookie Thief. Author unknown.

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 31st August 2006 09:23 PM
    absolutely, airport, author, bag, believed, belongings, book, called, cookie, cookies, discover, eyes, flight, galled, gate, gathered, gratitude, grief, half, headed, ingrate, lives, nerve, refusing, relief, rude, sighed, thief, true, unknown
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,052
    Last Post: 1st September 2006 02:41 PM
    by Cliff Rogers  Go to last post

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  46. Important New Rules For Airline Travel

    Started by Barry_White, 18th August 2006 11:18 AM
    airline, airport, allowed, arrive, bags, clothing, destination, dohs, duct, expensive, fed, flight, government, important, luggage, passengers, people, plan, remember, remind, rules, security, smile, tape, time, times, travel, underwear, water, wearing
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,910
    Last Post: 18th August 2006 02:06 PM
    by outback  Go to last post

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  47. Flight Home

    Started by Rodgera, 6th August 2006 01:04 PM
    business, competition, empty, extra, flight, folks, home, jetsar, melbourne, mind, passengers, pilot, plane, pretty, recent, request, seat, simple, system, tonight, trip, window
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,228
    Last Post: 6th August 2006 01:04 PM
    by Rodgera  Go to last post

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  48. Military Intelligence

    Started by Grunt, 4th June 2006 12:45 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    air, airplane, ammo, attributed, crash, fear, fire, flight, fly, flying, gear, ground, infantry, intelligence, journal, landing, launcher, left, lost, luck;, marine, military, navy, pilot, pilots, test, troop, u.s, unit, usaf
    • Replies: 24
    • Views: 3,583
    Last Post: 10th June 2006 07:59 PM
    by Auld Bassoon  Go to last post

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  49. The Fly

    Started by Ian007, 5th April 2006 02:09 AM
    airborne, ate, barn, climbed, dead, dropped, due, eaten, flight, floor, fly, fresh, handle, hit, hours, is…, jumped, leaning, manure, moral, pitchfork, rock…, splatting, spotted, story, thinking, top, wall, wrong, you’re
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,659
    Last Post: 5th April 2006 08:01 AM
    by Skew ChiDAMN!!  Go to last post

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