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Speeding Ticket

Started by Rodgera, 11th July 2014 04:09 PM

83-year-old, forgot, officer, patrol, speeding, stating, talked, ticket, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 933

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2014 04:09 PM; by Rodgera

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Easter Bunny

Started by groverwa, 18th April 2014 04:37 PM

animal, blonde, bunny, car, contents, dead, driver, driving, easter, feet, hair, highway, hops, jump, jumps, label, life, paw, pulls, rabbit, restores, road, runs, sensitive, spray, sprays, stops, ten, waves, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,719

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2014 04:37 PM; by groverwa

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JOKES

Breasts

Started by rrich, 25th March 2014 04:37 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 2,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2014 07:42 PM; by CMB

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New store selling husbands (and wives)

Started by Stewie D, 23rd March 2014 08:45 AM

beer, choose, continues, drop-dead, floor, floors, fourth, gorgeous, housework, husband, husbands, jobs, kids, love, money, reads, romantic, selling, shopper, sign, sixth, stand, stay, store, streak, strong, tempted, visitor, wives, woman

Replies: 6
Views: 1,920

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2014 09:11 AM; by Old farmer

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Not my Valentine

Started by John Saxton, 13th February 2014 09:16 PM

ahead, bit, calmly, chair, diners, dinner, door, gazing, hands, husband, looked, maam, noticed, offend, pardon, risque, romantic, slid, sliding, slowly, stared, steps, straight, suddenly, table, tactfully, valentine, waitress, walked, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,599

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2014 09:16 PM; by John Saxton

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Messy divorce

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st January 2014 08:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allan, borrowed, boyfriend, buy, buyer, curtain, decided, desperation, divorce, endings, furniture, happy, heavily, home, house, husband, mention, messy, paid, price, purchased, rang, reduced, shrimps, smell, stories, week, wife, woman, worth

Replies: 18
Views: 3,805

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2014 10:30 AM; by A Duke

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exxy phone call

Started by John Saxton, 11th January 2014 08:00 PM

ahead, astonishment, bench, bye, cellular, club, eighty-thousand, extra, exxy, found, hangs, honey, house, janie, listen, locker, love, market, mouths, offer, phone, shops, staring, stops, talk, talking, wide, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2014 08:00 PM; by John Saxton

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The Saw. Last for 2013.

Started by issatree, 31st December 2013 05:33 PM

2013, beautiful, bed, bought, burn, caught, chap, cut, darling, dragged, grabbed, hair, hold, love, market, nice, passing, proceeded, real, rusty, screaming, shed, silly, sun, tight, vice, wife, woman, wood, wound

Replies: 0
Views: 1,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2013 05:33 PM; by issatree

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is it snowing

Started by fenderbelly, 2nd October 2013 10:36 PM

about?”, anything”, dear.”, definitely”, friend, hesitation, moves, prove, rain, raining, raining?”, red, replies, rudolph, sighs, sky, smiles, smug, snaps, snowing, walking, wife, woman, worse, “hey, “its, “that, “what

Replies: 6
Views: 1,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2013 11:07 AM; by CAG

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Romantic evening

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th October 2013 03:20 PM

allan, approached, chair, concerned, dinner, door, evening, gazing, hands, holding, husband, local, lovingly, nearby, observing, odd, pardon, quiet, replied, restaurant, romantic, slid, slide, started, suddenly, table, tactfully, waitress, walked, woman

Replies: 7
Views: 2,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2013 10:24 PM; by Sturdee

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Closer

Started by Rodgera, 12th September 2013 11:07 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2013 11:07 PM; by Rodgera

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More to get you all groaning....

Started by MBM888, 11th September 2013 01:17 PM

bike, breakfast, drown, forgive, french, groaning, guess, kid, lord, night, pray, realized, renaissance, restaurant, serves, stole, sweatshirt, swimming, thyroid, time, toast, troubles, wearing, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2013 01:17 PM; by MBM888

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Emergency First Aid

Started by MBM888, 25th August 2013 10:18 PM

admiration, aid, apparent, beer, bloody, breathe, deep, emergency, flew, harry, head, heard, hind, jimmie, lick, maneuver, mouth, obstruction, real, shocked, sitting, spasm, swaggered, swig, table, time, violent, walked, woman, yknow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2013 10:18 PM; by MBM888

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Complete and Finished....similar but different.....

Started by MBM888, 11th August 2013 06:19 PM

claim, complete, difference, easy-to-understand, finished, finishedsimilar, inlove, marry, people, similar, woman, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,059

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2013 06:19 PM; by MBM888

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Mum's passed away

Started by rsser, 6th August 2013 10:26 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

50+, aged, briefly, carried, dad, death, family, favorite, gentle, goodbye, grave, handels, hosed, intelligent, loved, melb, mum, music, passed, peacefully, playing, residents, shone, sleep, soothed, strong, sun, supported, time, woman

Replies: 16
Views: 3,394

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2013 01:15 PM; by rsser

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Not mush room to eat

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th June 2013 05:59 PM

allan, ambulance, attention, bloke, check, commotion, daughter, doctor, dog, eat, enema, immediately, leaned, minutes, mother, mush, mushrooms, panic, pumps, ran, rang, received, room, steak, stomach, stop, subsided, suddenly, syringes, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 2,017

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2013 01:39 PM; by rrich

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Golf

Started by fenderbelly, 9th June 2013 12:43 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,769

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2013 05:16 PM; by Sturdee

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JOKES

If only women could trust their husbands ….

Started by MBM888, 2nd June 2013 08:03 PM

bedroom, blanket, bodies, covered, darling, drink, enters, groaning, home, hope, husband, husbands, kitchen, late, leaving, night, ok”, paper, parents, quietly, reaches, reading, stay, that’s, time, trust, visit, wife, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2013 08:03 PM; by MBM888

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Who am I: Number IX

Started by Mutawintji, 14th May 2013 08:25 AM

axe, backyard, baghdad, cairo, city, commander, dreams, eventually, executed, family, fool, friendless, home, hours, house, journey, kill, leave, leaves, life, number, person, picks, pursue, reaches, return, riches, time, tree, woman

Replies: 6
Views: 23,958

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2013 08:46 PM; by Mutawintji

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Woodies Quiz Forum

BBQ Rules

Started by MBM888, 4th May 2013 04:12 PM

annoyed, bbq, beer, bring, clears, concludes, cooking, cutlery, dunno, eating, flips, grill, hands, inside, makes, meat, organize, plates, pleasing, prepares, reaction, routine, rules, salad, sauces, table, takes, utensils, woman, women

Replies: 5
Views: 1,984

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2013 08:36 AM; by Grumpy John

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Mr Jeeves...

Started by MBM888, 27th April 2013 08:15 PM

butler, couple, decided, enjoy, evening, home, house, jeeves, late, night, planned, rest, wealthy, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2013 08:15 PM; by MBM888

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Heimlich Maneuver

Started by Rodgera, 13th April 2013 09:34 AM

cheque, close, continue, coughing, doh, encourage, hand, heimlich, honey, husband, imagine, insurance, life, mail, maneuver, moved, party, playing, premium, quiet, remember, role, scene, shoulder, swmbo, talk, victims, week, whispered, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,502

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2013 09:34 AM; by Rodgera

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Think about it............

Started by Breslau, 31st March 2013 12:23 PM

addicts, buy, check, children, country, cute, debt, discipline, drug, filth, founded, geniuses, government, hard, homes…, idiots, infested, left, live, met, parents, removed, run, school, spankings, success, taxes, teacher, trillions, woman

Replies: 13
Views: 1,791

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2013 02:23 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Hello from Clunes,Victoria

Started by anabhm1, 17th February 2013 10:54 PM

2tsup2tsupcheers, ana, answers, bow, clunes, experience, guys, heard, loads, questions, site, solutions, victoria, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2013 07:07 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Elderly Romance

Started by Rodgera, 20th February 2013 11:20 AM

advanced, afterward, alex, citizens, coffee, dance, danced, elderly, fourth, home, husband, married, met, remind, romance, ruth, senior, times, walked, widower, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2013 01:18 PM; by Wongo

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Trouble with the missus

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 19th February 2013 08:40 PM

close, convince, expensive, found, god, hear, houses, issues, live, love, mission, missus, moments, months, perfect, project, qlder, rant, read, renovateforum.com, sake, school, similar, structurally, stubborn, suburb, thread, transport, woman, zone

Replies: 0
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2013 08:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Profoundly Misled During Formative Years?

Started by Bushmiller, 5th February 2013 09:03 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amazing, american, clinton, credulous, denton, failings, formative, heard, human, inch, john, lewinsky, life, london, misled, moment, monica, parents, parked, past, profoundly, question, road, street, ten, told, wayne, woman, wondering, years

Replies: 28
Views: 2,943

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2013 01:52 AM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Groucho Marks and his cigar....

Started by MBM888, 4th November 2012 11:17 PM

children.o, cigar, confidently, era, groucho, hesitation, hmmand, husband, introduced, love, manage, marks, mention, much.throbpash, replied, sex, smokeing, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,155

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2012 11:17 PM; by MBM888

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Compliments

Started by MBM888, 26th October 2012 06:12 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2012 07:13 PM; by chambezio

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For the Ladies…

Started by MBM888, 17th October 2012 05:31 PM

$20, $20.00, address, bill, clean, condition, considered, deeply, exceptionally, eyes, flabbergasted, hand, handsome, house, kinky, ladies…, leaned, looked, mans, matter, meaningfully, moment, pressed, proposition, purse, removed, replied, slowly, woman, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,195

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2012 05:31 PM; by MBM888

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Beware older women

Started by MBM888, 7th October 2012 07:39 PM

barrels, beware, butt, crowd, dance, gun, gunslinger, hands, heard, laughing, licked, looked, mule, mules, older, quietly, saloon, shotgun, silence, slowly, son, sounds, stared, started, twin, wavered, whiskey, woman, womans, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2012 07:39 PM; by MBM888

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JOKES

New Glasses

Started by Rodgera, 30th August 2012 03:04 AM

bought, complained, confirmed, error, eyeglasses, filling, glasses, husband, husbands, inquired, lab, maam, optometrist, optometry, pair, prescription, purchased, return, store, walks, week, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2012 03:23 PM; by rrich

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Smart Girl

Started by Breslauer, 9th June 2012 09:41 AM

angered, anne, bed, bellevue, cell, continuous, cross, diatribe, eric, fifteen, girl, guess, heart, hey, loudly, meeting, minutes, phone, public, sitting, smart, stupid, sweetheart, talking, thirty, top, train, voice, woman, yelled

Replies: 4
Views: 2,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2012 09:42 PM; by John Williams

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A lom

Started by fenderbelly, 21st June 2012 10:02 AM

ago, bitch, day, day.roll, disclaimer--the, lom, moan, nag, necessarily, reflect, story, time, views, whine, woman, writers

Replies: 13
Views: 2,078

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2012 10:26 PM; by olbassy

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Womans best friend

Started by fenderbelly, 29th June 2012 10:34 PM

bad, beautiful, comfort, confident, day, deepest, desires, do;, emotions, enable, express, fear, feels, forget, friend, insecure, inspire, intimate, invincible, live, reassure, regret, shes, thinking, wait, wine, woman, womans

Replies: 2
Views: 1,622

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2012 01:43 PM; by A Duke

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JOKES

A small mistake

Started by Breslauer, 10th June 2012 11:39 PM

americans, bitch, chastise, defend, demanded, dog, else;, empty, english, french, gentleman, imagine, lady, leaned, mistake, nose, railed, rude, sat, seat, sir, sit, small, soldier, tossed, train, walked, window, woman, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2012 04:47 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Accepting Authority

Started by Rodgera, 15th June 2012 08:49 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,733

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2012 05:14 PM; by BEKKY

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First Day of Psychiatry Class

Started by Rodgera, 27th May 2012 12:36 PM

class, day, depression, elation, emotional, extremes, giddyup, joy, opposite, parameters, professor, psychiatry, replied, sadness, set, sir, student, students, texan, texas, woe, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,519

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2012 11:50 AM; by A Duke

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JOKES

I love my Mother In Law

Started by Scott, 25th May 2012 10:20 PM

car, happened, law, love, mother, paid, race, racecar, ride, screaming, woman, youtube

Replies: 4
Views: 1,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2012 05:56 PM; by Scott

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Tragic golfing story

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th May 2012 11:26 AM

5-iron, allan, bloodied, called, club, cop, dead, dunno, found, golf, golfing, hit, holding, home, husband, neighbours, police, replied, standing, story, times, tragic, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2012 11:26 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Dog Grooming

Started by Rodgera, 10th May 2012 02:10 PM

$25, bite, cost, counter, customer, dog, dogs, groomer, grooming, haircut, holding, indignantly, john, leash, looked, munruben, options, outraged, pay, pet, potential, price, receptionist, replied, store, told, true, vary, visibly, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2012 03:51 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Never Lie To A Woman

Started by chambezio, 27th April 2012 12:00 AM

answer, bit, blue, bluegill, boss, box, caught, fish, fishing, fishy, friends, home, husband, lie, lots, love, opportunity, pack, pyjamas, replied, salmon, silk, sounds, swordfish, tired, week, weekend, welcomed, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2012 03:30 AM; by wolften

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JOKES

Hi Hi

Started by derrydown, 23rd February 2012 05:32 AM

88-year-old, bulky, canada, canada3, children, dad, expired, grown, haul, live, loves, married, morning, permit, planning, pretty, projects, reapply, relocating, residency, smell, space, stranger, truckloads, usa, vermont, winnipeg, woman, woodshavings, woodworking

Replies: 4
Views: 1,125

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2012 08:11 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Trust in husband

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th February 2012 09:24 PM

allan, bat, bedroom, darling, door, drink, entered, hard, headed, hitting, home, husband, kitchen, late, legs, magazine, night, parents, persons, quietly, reached, reading, sitting, sleep, submitted, time, trust, visit, wife, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,946

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2012 03:39 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Be ready to duck when you tell this one

Started by A Duke, 1st January 2012 07:08 PM

difference, duck, oiled, quieter, ready, robot, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2012 08:06 PM; by bsrlee

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JOKES

Swooshing

Started by Woodwould, 7th December 2011 02:22 PM

asleep, bed, brilliant, doctor, drunk, fresh, home, husband, husbands, idea, keeping, manner, mouth, reborn, replied, shut, sod, swallow, swish, swished, swooshing, temper, threatening, threatens, time, touch, trick, water, weeks, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,420

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2011 10:40 PM; by doug3030

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JOKES

Jarrah problem...desparately need HELP....

Started by kekemo, 15th November 2011 08:58 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

apply, cabot, cabots, colour, desparately, drat, fill, filler, gals, gaps, guy, hear, jarrah, life, pictures, pine, problem desparately, problemdesparately, putty, rest, seat, seeking, solo, stain, stick, stupid, surface, timber, whisper, woman

Replies: 19
Views: 8,983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2011 12:18 AM; by kekemo

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FINISHING

Not another blonde joke

Started by fenderbelly, 1st December 2011 10:06 AM

apologise, begins, blonde, blondes, community, continue, discrimination, dumb, embarrassed, fourth, humour, joke, jokes, lap, pathetically, people, perpetuate, potential, reaching, respected, starts, stay, suddenly, sweden, talking, usual, ventriloquist, woman, women, yells;

Replies: 1
Views: 1,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2011 09:35 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

The Caring Grandfather

Started by Ozkaban, 28th September 2011 04:03 PM

amazing, badly, behaved, boy, business, calmly, car, caring, controlled, cool, disruptive, easy, elderly, gentleman, granddad, grandfather, grandpa, groceries, impressed, kevin, littles, loading, lucky, minutes;, stay, supermarket, time, voice, william, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2011 04:41 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Older women solve problems

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th September 2011 05:53 PM

bed, black, car, celebrate, cheap, comfy, comment, girl, guys, house, intelligent, junk, living, marriage, married, month, older, problems, reasonable, search, sleep, sleeping, sofa, solve, told, watch, white, wife, woman, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,472

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2011 06:49 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

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