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Sorry to my NZ mates.

Started by Hartley, 29th November 1999 10:06 PM

bag, black, blacks, cup, dead, dress, figure, final, found, hear, inside, jersey, mates, people, pictures, players, police, politician, recall, rugby, rwc, sand, snow, spit, stamps, surgeon, tea, white, womens, zealand

Replies: 9
Views: 3,571

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2020 06:30 PM; by Tonyz

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Albert Einstein Look-a-Like

Started by Bushmiller, 17th July 2014 08:44 PM

albert, alerted, attractive, blue, bone, child, comb, cringe, dress, einstein, enjoy, forumite, girl, heidi, hope, invest, klum, look-a-like, lookalike, modeling, paul, persuade, realise, reason, share, sharp, shy, structure, suggested, tend, watched

Replies: 5
Views: 1,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2014 07:41 PM; by Twisted Tenon

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

ceiling covering

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 4th April 2014 05:10 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2014 05:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Is this the best way to finish the eave sheets to brickwork and window tops?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 24th December 2012 04:50 PM

19mm, awesome, bad, brick, caulk, completely, crappy, diy, dress, eave, finish, functional, gaps, house, issue, item, liq, mortar, nailed, paint, quad, read, renovateforum.com, sheets, solid, strip, thread, timber, white, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 1,939

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2012 04:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

We all know lawyers are very smart....right?

Started by MBM888, 16th November 2012 10:35 AM

affect, alive, attorney, autopsies, autopsy, beard, check, date, dead, death, doctor, dress, forget, girls, height, individual, lawyers, medium, memory, morning, patient, people, performed, pursuant, sitting, smartright, son, terminated, time, voodoo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2012 10:35 AM; by MBM888

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After Five?

Started by Grumpy John, 23rd October 2012 11:58 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

armpits, christmas, dacks, dress, hendrix, holes, home, invitation, party, received, rolleyes, shirt, swmbo, tee, trakky, wear, ~15

Replies: 39
Views: 3,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2012 05:55 PM; by acmegridley

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Classifieds

Started by FenceFurniture, 15th April 2012 07:46 PM

bloody, british, call, classifieds, condition, connolly, dress, email, excellent, excerpts, headache, living, married, mistake, multitasking, newspaper, perfect, received, recent, sale, scottish, sex, stephanie, thinker--billy, time, volumes, wedding, wife, women, worn

Replies: 0
Views: 1,571

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2012 07:46 PM; by FenceFurniture

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Anyone want to guess.....

Started by Grumpy John, 13th March 2012 07:04 PM

allowed, call, dress, fairies, gnome, guess, head, lady, robbo, tea

Replies: 10
Views: 1,729

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2012 06:42 AM; by Rodgera

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G'day

Started by Ron E Joggles, 26th December 2011 02:24 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 862

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2012 09:35 AM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

golden syrup

Started by texx, 5th August 2011 04:40 PM

attention, bald, company, complaint, cover, days, dear, drawing, dress, emphasizing, enclosed, fancy, golden, harden, head, incandescent, leg, letter, note, outfit, parcel, rage, receives, sir, strong, syrup, tin, toffee, wooden, writes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2011 08:39 AM; by Old-Biker-UK

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Early arrival - Egyptian style

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th April 2011 12:32 PM

allan, arrival, arrived, arriving, blew, burst, car, doorway, dress, early, egyptian, fancy, friend, girl, horn, invited, kids, mummy.d, party, questioned, requested, style, told, toot, tutankhamun

Replies: 1
Views: 1,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2011 08:17 PM; by olbassy

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Puns and not-puns

Started by wheelinround, 31st August 2010 11:43 AM

acupuncture, basis, bread, broke, budge, chicken, crossing, debt, dress, feel, fell, flies, helpers, jab, knead-to-know, machine, marriage, motion, not-puns, notpuns, poultry, puns, recipes, recovered, road, santas, stuck, taint, trade, upholstery

Replies: 5
Views: 1,600

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2010 04:53 PM; by wheelinround

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Where to buy tmber mouldings in aust

Started by horse123, 28th August 2010 10:22 AM

address, aust, buy, buying, doors, drawers, dress, furniture, jadens, motifs, mouldings, noble, othrs, park, site, timber, tmber

Replies: 1
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2010 12:31 PM; by watson

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FINISHING

HSC Major Timber Project. My Indoor Bar

Started by mr-aussie, 23rd July 2010 03:35 PM

advise, bamboo, bar, base, bottom, cabinet, cheers, decision, diagonal, draw, dress, greatful1, guinea, hsc, indoor, jake, job, major, patterned, piont, ply, project, quick, rosewood, shape, shelves, support, timber, top, walls

Replies: 2
Views: 4,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2010 08:35 PM; by mr-aussie

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FINISHING

my wedding dress

Started by groverwa, 7th July 2010 11:54 AM

bury, catch, dead, die, diseaseoo-, dress, romantic, talking, told, wasting, wedding, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2010 01:26 PM; by chrisb691

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to burqa or not to burqa

Started by hughie, 17th June 2010 02:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

'un-australian', abc, ban, bandits, burka, burqa, dress, drum, entrepreneurs, eventually, heading, justify, muslims, news.com.au, style, unleashed

Replies: 28
Views: 3,078

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2010 10:15 PM; by hughie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Strange.

Started by Scott, 19th June 2010 07:03 PM

altered, appreciation, arrived, beaters, bouquet, business, car, companys, disappointed, dress, flowers, forthcoming, gesture, hammer, home, insurance, male, panel, picking, strange, tail, weird, wife, yesterday

Replies: 7
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2010 05:26 PM; by cultana

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

At the Supermarket

Started by Rodgera, 2nd June 2010 01:11 PM

baby, blurted, boys, called, dress, excuse, fell, finally, hear, minutes, miss, mommy, mothers, noticed, patience, shop, silent, softly, supermarket, ten, thin, tugged, wearing, woman, word

Replies: 0
Views: 943

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2010 01:11 PM; by Rodgera

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Newspaper Ads

Started by Calm, 31st May 2010 07:11 PM

#%#%#, 1/2, ads, britannica, call, colony, complete, dog, dress, dryer, encyclopaedia, free, married, mistake, month, needed;, newspaper, nudist, offer, owner, puppies, sale, sell, stephanie, washer, wedding, wife, winner, worn, £100

Replies: 0
Views: 998

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2010 07:11 PM; by Calm

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Removing Stain from bed

Started by guerd87, 1st April 2010 09:11 PM

bed, boy, built, chat, chuck, coat, coats, cot, dress, fairly, final, finger, finish, john, joined, laquer, memory, pine, quick, removing, sand, sanding, shiny, single, smooth, soft, stain, thicknesser, touch, type

Replies: 0
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2010 09:11 PM; by guerd87

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FINISHING

Ray's last words on the subject

Started by munruben, 2nd March 2010 12:11 PM

bottle, buy, carpet, doghouse, dollars, dress, fuss, ink, knocking, mention, ray, rays, settee, subject, sue, sues, talking, understand, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2010 01:24 PM; by wheelinround

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Blonde Cookbook

Started by gawdelpus, 22nd October 2009 10:54 PM

beat, bigger, blonde, brought, buying, chicken, chocolate, clothes, cookbook, counting, dress, fit, hamburger, har, harold, home, left, moose, oven, reason, recipe, rice, roast, salad, serve, shopping, sunday, supper, surprise, ten

Replies: 1
Views: 986

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2009 11:01 PM; by robbo266317

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Six Again

Started by dr4g0nfly, 2nd May 2009 09:12 AM

adventure, bed, birthday, blockbuster, candy, chocolate, collapsed, dear, dress, exhausted, fabulous, favourite, finally, home, hot-dog, husband, leaned, m&ms, moral, movie, park, pop, popcorn, shake, size, soda, story, theme, wife, wobbled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,085

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2009 09:12 AM; by dr4g0nfly

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How to join new cornice of a WIR to existing cornice

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 31st January 2009 07:10 PM

angles, attached, bed, built, checked, cornice, creating, difficult, dress, existing, firmly, install, join, links, match, meet, mitred, project, questions, read, renovateforum.com, robe, room.i, start, thread, wall, wir

Replies: 0
Views: 7,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2009 07:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Recycled blatic pine - "patina" finish

Started by jefferson, 16th July 2007 06:37 PM

advice, anticipation, antique, baltic, blatic, bottles, build, coat, condition, cracks, display, dress, finish, happy, intend, jefferson, job, loose, love, marks, patina, pine, plane, proceed, purchaser, recycled, request, square, term, timber

Replies: 3
Views: 3,114

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2009 08:48 AM; by cabinet maker

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FINISHING

rules men live by

Started by Gino, 3rd February 2001 12:16 PM

act, anniversaries, answer, bruce, choosing, dress, expect, flick, foreigners, guys, hear, hints, lee, left, live, makes, matter, men, months, pair, question, quiz, rules, shoes, simple, thinking, thirty, war, women, wrong

Replies: 14
Views: 4,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2009 08:52 AM; by Jim Carroll

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Why We Love Children

Started by WoodJunky, 24th October 2008 10:53 PM

answered, barber, bitch, boy, chicken, child, children, class, dead, dress, drink, farmer, girl, love, math, minutes, mother, move, mummy, play, replied, sky, sleep, son, story, sunday, teacher, thirsty, told, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2008 05:28 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Footy

Started by wheelinround, 10th October 2008 02:38 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2008 11:38 AM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Ray lays down the rules

Started by munruben, 8th October 2008 09:10 PM

“i’ve, “the, announces, bath, bring, comb, day, director?”, door, dress, funeral, guess, hair?”, hard, home, i’m, i’ve, lays, news, ray, replies, rules, run, scathing, slippers, sue, thinking, watching, who’s, you’ll

Replies: 2
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2008 09:29 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Pretty girl

Started by munruben, 13th September 2008 01:26 AM

anticipation, buy, clerk, cloth, cost, counter, department, dress, expectation, fine, geezer, girl, grandpa, held, material, measured, package, pay, pretty, quickly, smiled, smirk, snapped, standing, teasingly, ten, walking, wrapped, written, yards

Replies: 0
Views: 1,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2008 01:26 AM; by munruben

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unexpected payment

Started by Rodgera, 8th July 2008 01:50 AM

anticipation, bag, bill, clerk, cloth, costs, dress, expectation, fabric, fine, girl, grandpa, held, male, material, measured, nice, pay, payment, pretty, quickly, smiled, spots, standing, store, teasingly, ten, unexpected, wrapped, written

Replies: 0
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2008 01:50 AM; by Rodgera

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Reckon this will get me into trouble.

Started by Phil Spencer, 15th April 2008 09:20 PM

argument, bathroom, bill, change, children, dave, dress, expecting, funerals, future, item, items, john, kate, laura, marries, mike, money, natural, pay, people, reckon, sarah, successful, trouble, wake, weddings, wife, woman, worries

Replies: 3
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 09:58 AM; by wheelinround

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There were two nuns.

Started by WoodJunky, 5th March 2008 09:40 PM

arrives, convent, dear, dirty, dress, fast, faster, follow, half, happened, lifted, logical, mathematical, minutes, noticed, nun, nuns, pants, past, pray, pulled, rate, reach, reached, run, sister, split, started, thirty-eight, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,023

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2008 09:40 PM; by WoodJunky

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Blokes Kitchen Diary

Started by tea lady, 21st February 2008 10:14 PM

astrid, beat, blokes, brought, chicken, clothes, controls, dearykins, diary, dinner, dress, fit, home, ingredients, kitchen, left, mince, oven, reason, recipe, rice, roast, salad, saturday, serve, shopping, sunday, surprise, sweetims, wrong

Replies: 8
Views: 1,976

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 11:46 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Church views

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd February 2008 03:08 PM

allan, barry, bloke, bottom, calendar, caught, cheeks, church, dress, experience, eye, front, john, knees, lady, leaning, months, noticed, pew, prayer, pulled, pushing, reached, started, stole, views, whacked, whilst, woman, yesterday

Replies: 3
Views: 1,710

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 04:38 PM; by wheelinround

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Blonde Kitchen Diary

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th February 2008 11:18 AM

beat, blonde, brought, chicken, chocolate, clothes, diary, dinner, dress, fit, home, hubby, ingredients, kitchen, left, mince, moose, oven, reason, recipe, rice, roast, salad, saturday, serve, shopping, sunday, surprise, talk, wrong

Replies: 6
Views: 1,820

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 04:39 PM; by wheelinround

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Fancy Dress

Started by Outbackrr, 20th February 2008 05:08 PM

annual, day, decided, dress, dressed, fancy, get-together, jack, local, plane, stanley, theme, woodies

Replies: 2
Views: 1,240

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2008 09:05 PM; by weisyboy

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Two Nun's

Started by wheelinround, 5th February 2008 09:48 AM

arrives, convent, dear, dirty, dress, fast, faster, follow, hail, half, happened, lifted, logical, marys, mathematical, minutes, nun, nuns, pants, past, pulled, rape, rate, reach, reached, run, sister, started, thirty-eight, walk

Replies: 1
Views: 1,105

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 10:56 AM; by Wongo

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Old ladies

Started by wheelinround, 27th November 2007 03:20 PM

after-dinner, animal, apartment, champagne, coming, completely, crazy, date, died, dinner, dorothy, dress, drinks, edna, enjoyed, expensive, goodness, gracious, ladies, nice, pleasure, punctually, senior, takes, talking, tears, telling, times, wear, widows

Replies: 3
Views: 1,147

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2007 07:43 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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want to dress up an outdoor wall - ideas please?

Started by alpsy, 26th September 2007 08:16 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

3mts, 5mts, add, approx, bessar, black, block, blocks, boring, bottom, cladding, concrete, death, dress, guys, ideas, initially, late, option, outdoor, pond, stack, stones, submerged, thinking, touch, wall, wide, wondering, wow

Replies: 21
Views: 7,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2007 07:28 PM; by celeste

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

This is Brilliant

Started by Barry_White, 23rd October 2007 11:19 AM

bars, brilliant, cage, crazy, dead, door, dress, excited, fall, fan, flips, flung, gorilla, grabbed, hand, headache, husband, noises, noticing, pink, ripped, shut, skin, slammed, straps, suggested, tear, wake, wearing, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 09:09 PM; by scooter

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Oldy but goody

Started by Christopha, 3rd September 2007 02:17 PM

bald, company, complaint, cover, customer, days, dear, difficult, dress, emphasizing, enclosed, extremely, fancy, furious, golden, goody, habit, head, leg, letter, monks, oldy, parcel, previous, robe, sir, syrup, tin, wooden, writes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2007 02:17 PM; by Christopha

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Occupational hazzard

Started by Barry Hicks, 10th August 2007 05:15 AM

beginning, cassock, coming, darling, dress, fire, hazzard, incense, love, occupational, ornate, pot, priest, proceed, purse, ready, service, shoulder, smoke, surplice, swinging, touched, vested, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2007 05:15 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Rendering/Painting options for Blueboard

Started by Ronaldo451, 7th May 2007 11:02 AM

achieve, alternative, bit, blueboard, bought, cheap, colour/texture, consistent, dress, ebay, finish, granosite, home, house, lotto, mix, options, paint, painting, possibly, render, rendered, rendering or painting, ron, skillion, solarguard, stay, thinking, tubs, win

Replies: 6
Views: 13,696

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2007 05:41 PM; by schwerdty

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RENDERING

Newbie deck

Started by MikGan, 8th April 2007 11:15 PM

added, backyard, bit, block, build, coat, decided, deck, dress, fence, finished, initial, marking, material, newbie, oil, pics, post, ppl, progress, projects, quick, raised, remove, screwed, section, site, time, tub, wood

Replies: 8
Views: 2,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2007 06:02 PM; by DIYwannabe

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DECKING

Differences between Boys and Girls

Started by WoodGirl, 21st January 2007 09:59 AM

accidentally, age, attracted, baby, barbie, boy, boys, cut, dad, differences, dolls, dress, fingernails, girl, girls, giving, grow, instinctively, ken, kisses, makeup, mummys, painting, pick, play, start, stick, stop, sunday, talk

Replies: 9
Views: 2,884

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2007 07:27 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

The love dress

Started by bennylaird, 24th October 2006 02:27 PM

arrive, couch, daughter-in-law, dimmed, dinner, dress, explained, finally, home, hours, husband, instantly, ironing, john, laid, laying, love, mother-in-law, naked, perfume, provocatively, ravages, romantic, sensually, showered, time, undressed, waiting, walked, whispered

Replies: 3
Views: 1,476

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2006 05:07 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Man of the House

Started by Baz, 15th September 2006 06:09 PM

afterward, bath, bring, comb, dessert, dinner, directly, director, draw, dress, dry, f---ing, feet, finished, funeral, gourmet, guess, hair, hands, house, man, massage, meal, relax, replied, robe, towel, upstairs, wash, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 1,526

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2006 10:20 PM; by tameriska

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Interior rendering

Started by Andy Mac, 17th July 2006 06:34 PM

angle-iron, apex, board, bought, brickwork, called, cheers, corners, dress, fall, float, floated, hardening, interior, loaded, mix, pallette, pretty, pushing, render, rendering, slop, smooth, spilled, stick, treat, trowelled, wall, walls, wooden

Replies: 9
Views: 2,835

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2006 05:46 PM; by myla

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BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

Father I have sinned....

Started by rtfarty, 15th July 2006 09:15 AM

aisle, altar, boy, church, confession, confessional, dress, enters, fannie, father, front, green, hail, marys, month, months, priest, reflection, replies, sashays, sex, shoes, short, sinned, sinner, sits, slowly, week, whisperingly, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,071

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 09:15 AM; by rtfarty

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