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My son's first alcoholic drink

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th November 2013 04:55 PM

alcoholic, allan, barely, beer, brands, carlsberg, desperation, drank, drink, fosters, home, offered, pint, pram, push, remember, son, sons, time, whisky

Replies: 2
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2013 11:17 PM; by Dengue

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JOKES

A Christmas Tale

Started by chambezio, 14th December 2011 11:07 PM

accidentally, angel, beautiful, broke, broom, christmas, cider, day, discovered, drank, dropped, eaten, elves, floor, found, frustration, glass, hidden, hundreds, jug, kitchen, liquor, mice, pieces, santa, straw, tale, toys, tree, yanked

Replies: 2
Views: 1,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2011 05:18 PM; by Rodgera

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Who can relate to this?

Started by Dengue, 25th January 2011 08:54 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ate, bikes, born, bottle, bottles, brakes, broke, buy, cars, congratulations, day, deal, drank, drink, easter, forgot, friends, houses, internet, kids, law, mention, parents, relate, ride, rode, shoes, soft, team, worms

Replies: 16
Views: 2,506

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2011 05:01 PM; by rotten_66

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Congratulaitions Baby Boomers

Started by Rodgera, 24th September 2010 03:37 PM

ate, baby, bikes, boomers, born, bottle, bottles, broke, buy, cars, children, congratulaitions, congratulations, day, deal, drank, easter, friends, house, houses, internet, kids, law, parents, ride, rode, shops, soft, video, worms

Replies: 4
Views: 1,483

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2010 11:17 PM; by weisyboy

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Today's Economics

Started by groverwa, 27th August 2010 07:43 AM

$0.00, $214, $33, $49, 401-keg, ago, aig, airlines, aluminum, based, beer, brothers, called, cans, current, delta, drank, drink, economics, heavily, investment, lehman, play, purchased, received, recycle, refund, shares, today

Replies: 0
Views: 1,576

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2010 07:43 AM; by groverwa

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The Four Cats

Started by Rodgera, 12th August 2010 12:27 AM

accountant, agreed, ate, bragging, called, cat, cats, chemist, claimed, coffeebreak, cookies, drank, employee, engineer, feet, glass, government, injured, jumped, leave, measure, milk, paper, pretty, report, screwed, smart, spreadsheet, stuff, t-square

Replies: 0
Views: 1,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2010 12:27 AM; by Rodgera

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A Guy's Fairy Tale

Started by Calm, 11th June 2010 05:08 PM

“will, age, bank, beautiful, beer, dated, drank, fairy, farted, golf, guy, guys, half, lady, left, money, motorcycles, named, played, prince, rode, scotch, seat, snow, tale, time, toilet, tons, white, women

Replies: 8
Views: 1,474

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2010 07:50 PM; by RedShirtGuy

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Language problems

Started by robbo266317, 13th December 2009 08:22 AM

business, champagne, danced, dancers, day, delighted, dinner, drank, drew, evening, furniture, italian, language, luigi, manufacturing, mark, miami, nightclubs, nodded, park, pencil, picture, problems, question, restaurant, ride, sketched, spoke, table, understand

Replies: 4
Views: 1,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 06:57 AM; by artme

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Shellawax

Started by munruben, 12th December 2009 10:45 PM

Replies: 11
Views: 1,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2009 10:40 PM; by munruben

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How did we survive?

Started by munruben, 18th July 2009 10:34 PM

air, ate, bikes, bones, bottle, broke, cut, day, deal, drank, failure, forever, friends, games, imagine, internet, law, lawsuits, learned, live, mention, parent, ride, rode, survive, survived, team, teeth, video, worms

Replies: 13
Views: 1,542

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2009 02:57 PM; by rrobor

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A Xmas "story"

Started by gawdelpus, 17th December 2008 09:43 PM

accidentally, angel, broke, broom, christmas, cider, cupboard, day, discovered, drank, dropped, eaten, elves, floor, found, frustration, hidden, hundreds, jug, kitchen, liquor, mice, rum, santa, shot, story, straw, toys, tree, xmas

Replies: 1
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2008 11:39 AM; by rrich

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Investment advice

Started by Woodwould, 20th October 2008 05:07 PM

$1000, $1000.00, $16.50, $214.00, $49.00, 2tsup, advice, ago, based, beer/wine, cans/bottles, current, drank, drink, earned, enron, heavily, investment, left, nortel, original, purchased, recycle, recycling, refund, s.a, stock, worldcom, worth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2008 06:18 PM; by underfoot

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Mother Superior

Started by munruben, 24th May 2008 04:16 PM

bed, bottle, comfortable, consumed, cow, cup, die, drank, drink, drop, dying, earnest, glass, happened, journey, kitchen, milk, mother, nuns, offered, pious, raised, refused, returned, sell, superior, times, warm, whiskey, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,870

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2008 11:44 AM; by Batpig

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Don't Drink Tea!

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th March 2008 12:29 PM

2y.o, allan, brought, cup, cups, dad, daughter, drank, drink, home, lots, mum, obvious, occur, plain, praise, reach, relish, set, tea, toilet, watched, water, wife, woodies, y.o, yummy

Replies: 2
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 01:49 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Drunk at the pub

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th January 2008 05:13 PM

allan, approached, bar, barman, barry, calendar, drank, drink, drunk, enquired, feel, finally, local, months, pot, pots, pub, quickly, replied, return, scoffed, short, shortly, stole, understand

Replies: 0
Views: 1,067

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 05:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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For the matured members

Started by MICKYG, 27th December 2007 02:55 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

50s, ate, bikes, born, bottle, bottles, broke, buy, cars, children, christmas, congratulations, covered, day, deal, drank, drink, easter, friends, houses, internet, kids, leave, matured, members, parents, ride, rode, shops, team

Replies: 32
Views: 3,813

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2008 11:53 AM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

When We Wus Yung

Started by FIGDIKI, 28th December 2007 04:55 PM

ate, bikes, born, bottle, bottles, broke, buy, cars, children, congratulations, day, deal, drank, drink, easter, friends, house, houses, internet, kids, law, parents, ride, rode, shops, soft, video, worms, wus, yung

Replies: 4
Views: 1,172

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2007 11:17 AM; by FIGDIKI

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burp

Started by Larry McCully, 28th October 2007 01:25 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 08:22 PM; by pawnhead

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Could this be true?

Started by Barry Hicks, 14th September 2007 09:54 AM

beer, drank, farted, fishing, girl, golf, guy, happily, hunting, left, lived, lot, marry, played, seat, time, toilet, true

Replies: 1
Views: 1,035

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2007 11:55 AM; by munruben

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How True is This

Started by Barry_White, 7th September 2007 07:03 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ate, bikes, born, bottle, bottles, broke, buy, cars, children, congratulations, covered, cows, day, deal, drank, drink, easter, friends, houses, internet, kids, law, parents, ride, rode, shops, soft, true, video, worms

Replies: 20
Views: 2,869

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2007 10:26 AM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

(Sigh) bored .....

Started by masoth, 15th March 2007 11:42 AM

act, bored, drank, finish, killed, lovely, madness, mate, sigh, sothc, varnish

Replies: 5
Views: 1,780

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2007 10:10 PM; by masoth

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Ships of the desert

Started by Driver, 15th May 2003 02:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

abdul, bear, bricks, camel, camels, days, deeply, desert, die, drank, drink, empty, food, gravel, journey, means, oasis, peril, pilgrim, plains, quarter, rich, ships, stockade, store, tea, ten, travel, traveller, water

Replies: 19
Views: 5,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2006 09:01 PM; by AlexS

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The pier that drank too much

Started by Programmer, 24th May 2006 01:17 AM

appears, base, brick, builder, bung, cal, cheers, cosmetic, digging, drank, effort, engineer, falling, foundation, gather, house, i.e, leaning, pier, re-doing, rebuilding, removed/replaced, sort, structurally, stumpies, time, water, worried, worse, worth

Replies: 3
Views: 1,579

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2006 12:21 AM; by Programmer

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Investing in your retirement: choose beer:)

Started by zenwood, 12th March 2006 12:45 AM

$1000.00, $16.50, $214.00, $49.00, $5.00, advice, ago, aluminum, based, beer, cans, choose, current, drank, drink, enron, heavily, investing, investment, left, nortel, original, purchased, recycle, recycling, refund, retirement, stock, worth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2006 02:05 PM; by Sturdee

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The Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale

Started by Baz, 27th September 2005 09:15 PM

beer, drank, fairy, fishing, girl, golf, guy, happily, hunting, lived, lot, marry, played, playstation, possession, remote, shortest, sole, tale, time, worlds

Replies: 2
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2005 09:28 PM; by Ashore

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can you remember when?

Started by Big Mac, 22nd July 2005 10:35 PM

ate, bikes, bottle, broke, day, deal, door, drank, drink, eyes, footy, friends, games, house, internet, kids, knocked, law, learned, remember, ride, rode, soft, survived, talked, times, tryouts, video, walked, worms

Replies: 0
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2005 10:35 PM; by Big Mac

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Eighteen Bottles

Started by Barry_White, 12th October 2004 10:15 AM

affluence, author, bottle, bottles, contents, cork, counted, drank, drink, drunker, eighteen, exception, feelish, finally, fool, glass, half, houses, incohol, peep, poured, pulled, sink, stand, tha, thunk, tinkle, unknown, whiskey, withdrew

Replies: 0
Views: 1,588

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2004 10:15 AM; by Barry_White

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Traditions

Started by silentC, 2nd April 2004 12:08 AM

aback, bought, chap, chaps, continue, day, declared, dismay, drank, drink, friday, friends, home, months, passed, pint, pints, promised, pub, quickly, remaining, rolled, sat, staggering, table, terrible, tradition, traditions, upset, usual

Replies: 7
Views: 2,754

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2004 03:41 PM; by Charles Castle

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Professional Cats

Started by craigb, 13th August 2003 10:15 AM

accountant, agreed, ate, break, called, cat, cats, chemist, claim, coffee, drank, engineer, feet, home, jumped, leave, measure, milk, paper, pissed, professional, public, rest, servant, sexually, spreadsheet, stuff, t-square, tams, tim

Replies: 0
Views: 1,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2003 10:15 AM; by craigb

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Investment Advice

Started by Baz, 11th August 2003 10:10 PM

$1650, $214, $49, advice, ago, based, beer, bought, budweiser, cans, cent, current, deposit, drank, drink, enron, heavily, investment, left, nortel, original, recycle, stock, worldcom, worth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,564

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2003 10:52 PM; by Sturdee

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Waxing Philosophical to take license

Started by John Saxton, 16th December 2002 11:31 PM

ate, bikes, broke, day, deal, door, drank, friends.we, games, home, imagine, law, learned, license, lived, mobile, philosophical, ride, rode, rung, sticks, tennis, told, walked, waxing

Replies: 7
Views: 2,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2002 11:18 PM; by soundman

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four man joke

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:26 PM

accountant, agreed, assaulted, ate, break, called, cat, cats, chemist, coffee, drank, engineer, feet, joke, jumped, man, measure, milk, paper, pissed, public, rest, servant, sexually, smart, spreadsheet, stuff, t-square, tams, tim

Replies: 0
Views: 1,687

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2002 09:26 PM; by Gino

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Thought of the day!

Started by Shane Watson, 23rd April 2002 11:38 AM

$1000, $49, $52, ago, aluminium, ansett, beer, bought, cans, day, drank, stock, thought, traded, worth

Replies: 10
Views: 3,006

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2002 05:27 PM; by Kev Y.

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Aunt Karen

Started by Gino, 15th October 2001 09:14 AM

assignment, aunt, basket, bottle, break, broke, chickens, class, daddy, drank, eggs, enemy, flight, grade, gun, hatched, hit, karen, killed, machete, machine, market, moral, parents, sarah, story, teacher, ten, time, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2001 09:14 AM; by Gino

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Got the oil on Olives

Started by John Saxton, 30th October 2000 08:34 PM

2000.], another.always, another.and, drank, edited, egg, email, hour, jar, john, laid, message, november, october, oil, olive, olives, pub, putting, quickly, rest, robbo, sais, shops, shut, tonights, ubeaut, worst, [this

Replies: 5
Views: 2,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2000 11:01 PM; by John Saxton

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My son's first alcoholic drink

A Christmas Tale

Who can relate to this?

Congratulaitions Baby Boomers

Today's Economics

The Four Cats

A Guy's Fairy Tale

Language problems

Shellawax

How did we survive?

A Xmas "story"

Investment advice

Mother Superior

Don't Drink Tea!

Drunk at the pub

For the matured members

When We Wus Yung

burp

Could this be true?

How True is This

(Sigh) bored .....

Ships of the desert

The pier that drank too much

Investing in your retirement: choose beer:)

The Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale

can you remember when?

Eighteen Bottles

Traditions

Professional Cats

Investment Advice

Waxing Philosophical to take license

four man joke

Thought of the day!

Aunt Karen

Got the oil on Olives