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Chuck The Rooster

Started by WoodJunky, 10th August 2013 06:25 PM

age, agent, animals, chuck, decided, eatin, farmer, guy, head, makes, marge, mildred, movie, pants, pervert, pet, popcorn, rooster, sat, shoulder, sir, stick, theater, ticket, town, undid, watch, whispered, worry

Replies: 2
Views: 1,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2013 09:29 AM; by Mulgabill

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JOKES

Heimlich Maneuver

Started by Rodgera, 13th April 2013 09:34 AM

cheque, close, continue, coughing, doh, encourage, hand, heimlich, honey, husband, imagine, insurance, life, mail, maneuver, moved, party, playing, premium, quiet, remember, role, scene, shoulder, swmbo, talk, victims, week, whispered, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2013 09:34 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

A Tap on the Shoulder...

Started by wheelinround, 25th January 2013 08:11 PM

apologized, attention, badly, cab, control, day, daylights, driver, driving, fault, gently, heading, hearse, lost, mere, moments, passenger, question, realise, replied, salford, scared, screamed, shaken, shoulder, startle, tap, tapped, taxi, wednesday

Replies: 3
Views: 1,669

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2013 11:44 PM; by rwbuild

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JOKES

To sand or not to sand?

Started by ELM6061, 22nd June 2012 03:15 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advise, appreciated, choice, d-valuing, damage/misshape, dickie, eddie, excuse, form, furniture, gday, greatly, item, leave, left, lines, minimise, professionally, pros, purchase-e, repair, ridge, risk, sand, sanding, shoulder, spot, stripper, type, volunteer

Replies: 24
Views: 3,955

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2012 06:15 PM; by ELM6061

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RESTORATION

Santas test flight

Started by BEKKY, 18th December 2011 05:25 PM

carrying, checked, christmas, compass, engine, examiner, fastened, finally, flight, gonna, harness, hope, hopped, keith, lose, merry, passed, payload, ready, reindeer, santa, santas, seatbelt, shotgun, shoulder, sled, surprise, takeoff, test, winked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,480

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2011 05:25 PM; by BEKKY

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JOKES

The blonde and the cow

Started by fenderbelly, 27th May 2011 01:32 PM

airhead, assuming, barn, blonde, bred, confidently, cow, cows, dealing, dying, explains, guess, hang, impregnate, insemination, janet, know;, lady, laughing, lee, nail, named, pants, pray, rudely, shoulder, simple, stall, sweetly, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2011 01:32 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Odd signs

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th February 2011 07:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alarmed, allan, baby, board, car, cyclists, door, driver, female, left, leg, odd, proper, reckon, samples, seat, shoulder, signs, startled, wrote

Replies: 23
Views: 3,665

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2011 09:42 PM; by rsser

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JOKES

fishing.

Started by weisyboy, 11th October 2010 08:53 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2010 10:52 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

Paddys' sick note for work

Started by fenderbelly, 25th September 2010 11:48 PM

barrel, bloody, bricks, broke, clinging, clung, floor, ground, heavier, hope, landed, lay, left, note, numbed, paddy, paddys, reached, rope, shock, shoulder, sick, sped, started, tight, tightly, top, understand, work, write

Replies: 6
Views: 2,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2010 06:06 PM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

Bouquet for Veritas's service

Started by rsser, 6th July 2010 11:18 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

2nd, bear, blade, bought, bouquet, buy, collection, emailed, fit, free, hand, marketplace, missing, originals, plane, replacements, replied, screws, send, service, set, shoulder, stub, veritas, veritass, warranty

Replies: 33
Views: 3,981

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2010 03:12 PM; by Waldo

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Gday from Newcastle

Started by Tack Hama, 26th April 2010 11:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ages, bases, bit, ceramics, decided, enjoying, forum, forward, gday, guyshpydans2, join, joining, lamp, learning, newcastle, novice, partners, shoulder, spare, started, timber, time, wood, worth

Replies: 22
Views: 2,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2010 07:17 PM; by tea lady

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Gidday all - from an old woman

Started by Hoods, 5th November 2009 10:02 AM

125mph, air, board, bottomless, bought, btw, calls, ecstasy, filthy, flying, forum, gidday, grr-ripper, guard, head, hubby, justified, luckily, makita, piggybank, pine, savaged, sawing, shoulder, started, table, told, total, trip, woman

Replies: 12
Views: 1,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2009 09:39 AM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Big Bike Blonde

Started by Dennis Millard, 9th October 2009 04:48 PM

big, bike, bikie, blonde, bout, called, carrying, excuse, forgetting, girlfriend, haven;t, head, kiss, mate, missus, mouth, powerful, rake, remembered, scratched, shop, shoulder, stared, started, stop, straw, switch, talking, tum, yokel

Replies: 8
Views: 1,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2009 07:02 PM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

At the Mechanic

Started by Rodgera, 25th September 2009 02:56 PM

clipboard, damage, detonations, difficulty, explain, friend, funny, glanced, inadequate, lady, makes, mechanic, mechanics, noise, premature, recited, repair, shoulder, smugly, sought, started, stated, strange, swmbo, talking, timing, valves, vehicle, workshop, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2009 02:56 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

At the video store

Started by Rodgera, 24th September 2009 12:46 PM

30/12/1899, birth, born, card, celibacy, chimed, clerk, computer, customer, date, december, husband, june, peering, preferred, reason, recognize, screen, shoulder, start, store, term, video

Replies: 0
Views: 882

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2009 12:46 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Help needed with shed construction

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 17th April 2009 06:50 PM

1.95m, 3.3m, alf, bought, column, columns, complicated, construction, contructed, cut, frame, frames, guide, handi-heritage, height, installation, issue, level, measure, panel, putting, renovateforum.com, shed, shoulder, slab, stratco, thread, top, wall, [/url]

Replies: 0
Views: 1,758

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2009 06:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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THE GARDEN SHED

Nuts

Started by bullfright, 27th March 2009 02:14 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2009 12:40 AM; by ficfac

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JOKES

Thanks U-beaut

Started by wheelinround, 19th January 2009 08:59 AM

back.2tsup2tsup, birthday, brightened, day, e-mail, family, fantastic, found, message, mods, morning, neil, open/sign, shoulder, son, strained, suffer, u-beaut, ubeaut, wishes, wwfs

Replies: 12
Views: 2,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2009 11:14 PM; by prozac

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

dont try this at home!

Started by Kev Y., 24th December 2008 11:52 PM

bed, breast, feels, found, gee, hand, home, honey, husband, leg, moves, remote, rubbing, shoulder, stop, stops, wife, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2008 01:29 PM; by Shrek3

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JOKES

G'Day Mates

Started by Todd Glover, 20th November 2008 05:42 AM

1985, 9187, australia, beloved, bring, build, builders, day, excellent, folks, gday, guys, hobart, hope, hoping, infill, mates, mckay, met, mind, plane, shoulder, stoked, sydney, time, todd, visit, visited, website, wonderful

Replies: 6
Views: 1,775

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2008 09:17 PM; by artme

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

A Humurous fact - Where "Bikini" came from

Started by Shrek3, 5th September 2008 09:56 PM

added, adopted, atoll, bathing, beach, bikini, bomb, designer, effect, everyones, evolved, fact, fashion, french, guessed, heim, humurous, idea, invented, jacques, lips, original, shoulder, strapless, straps, suit, supporting, swim, tops, two-peace

Replies: 13
Views: 2,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2008 06:01 PM; by Vernonv

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JOKES

Snapshot for ubeaut

Started by tytower, 27th August 2008 11:47 PM

picture, shoulder, snapshot, tailing, ubeaut

Replies: 2
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2008 01:39 AM; by ubeaut

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

sander question

Started by old_picker, 4th August 2008 02:14 PM

1/4, 2500, action, bit, bosch, buff, buffing, circlets, compounds, crook, finish, hand, hope, job, leaves, losing, machine, marks, orbital, polish, question, realise, remover, sander, sanding, save, sheet, shoulder, swirl, tiny

Replies: 0
Views: 1,233

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2008 02:14 PM; by old_picker

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FINISHING

Barry's medical problem

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th April 2008 11:52 AM

allan, barry, barrys, broken, calendar, doctor, examination, finger, hurts, knee, looked, medical, months, nose, problem, puzzled, remarked, short, shoulder, stole, time, touch, visited

Replies: 0
Views: 1,014

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2008 11:52 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Cpr

Started by Toyboy, 5th February 2008 12:33 AM

000, accidently, ambulance, answered, attempt, bang, cpr, dead, die, emergency, found, gonna, hang, hearing, hears, loud, mate, operator, operator.are, phone, picks, reporting, roo, sec, shot, shoulder, tells, thud, yeh, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 981

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 12:33 AM; by Toyboy

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JOKES

blonde carpenters

Started by wheelinround, 15th November 2007 03:57 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 03:57 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Ten rules for Golf

Started by fenderbelly, 1st November 2007 08:20 PM

ahead, avoid, bent, directly, extra, feet, flush, form, front, golf, grip, head, hit, knees, loose, preparing, quiet, rules, shoulder, stand, stay, straight, strokes, swing, taking, tee, ten, urinal, water, width

Replies: 0
Views: 987

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2007 08:20 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Bank balance

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th August 2007 10:51 AM

allan, approached, balance, bank, check, day, dying, fell, hope, over.o, shoulder, teller, time, touched, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,599

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2007 02:11 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Occupational hazzard

Started by Barry Hicks, 10th August 2007 05:15 AM

beginning, cassock, coming, darling, dress, fire, hazzard, incense, love, occupational, ornate, pot, priest, proceed, purse, ready, service, shoulder, smoke, surplice, swinging, touched, vested, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2007 05:15 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Santas Flight

Started by JDub, 21st December 2006 11:18 AM

ahead, belt, carrying, check, checked, compass, ear, engine, enormous, examiner, fastened, finally, flight, harness, hopped, leaned, payload, ready, reindeer, ride, santa, santas, seat, shotgun, shoulder, sled, sleds, surprise, takeoff, time

Replies: 1
Views: 1,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2006 04:50 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

pregnant pause

Started by John Saxton, 1st December 2006 10:10 PM

assurances, brenda, child, confessed, doctor, exam, fine, hand, husband, late, lawn, mow, obstetricians, office, pause, paying, placing, pregnancy, pregnant, reassuring, sex, shoulder, shyly, stage, teacher, time, visit, walk, walking, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2006 09:34 AM; by RufflyRustic

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JOKES

THIS SIGN IS POSTED AT A GOLF CLUB in Canada

Started by DPB, 3rd October 2006 05:18 PM

ahead, bent, canada, club, directly, donenow, extra, feet, flush, form, front, golf, hit, knees, loose, preparing, quick, quiet, shoulder, sign, stand, stay, straight, strokes, swing, taking, tee, urinal, water, width

Replies: 5
Views: 1,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2006 12:07 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

Drivers song titles

Started by Driver, 27th August 2006 09:05 PM

achieving, ago, bbqs, born, cool, cucumbers, cuke, drivers, fine, fish, gherkin, legend, legendary, min, person, shoulder, song, sort, spatulas, status, sturgeon, swmbo, talking, titles, urban, virgin, write

Replies: 7
Views: 1,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2006 11:08 AM; by Driver

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hair Cuts

Started by Neo, 1st February 2006 10:50 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

adorable, arms, attention, clothes, cute, cuts, drapes, easier, fit, fluffy, funny, girls, god, hair, haircut, kidding, line, love, man1, man2, mens, neck, short, shoulder, shoulders, two-by-four, version, woman1, woman2, yeah

Replies: 38
Views: 3,533

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2006 10:57 PM; by Groggy

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JOKES

Pressure Pump - pressure switch setting?

Started by Woody Allan, 4th January 2006 11:20 AM

adjust, adjusting, allan, avoid, ch2-30, dial, grundfos, home, instruction, limits, manual, paying, pressure, pump, set, setting, shoulder, switch, time, unable, watch, website

Replies: 4
Views: 11,697

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2006 04:12 PM; by Woody Allan

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Just deserts ( after death experiences)

Started by Caliban, 4th July 2005 11:33 PM

agony, bill, blair, break, bush, clinton, constant, day, death, deserts, devil, disbelief, door, experiences, finally, floor, george, hammer, hell, looked, lying, mentioned, monica, rocks, shoulder, sledgehammer, staked, swing, time, tony

Replies: 0
Views: 1,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2005 11:33 PM; by Caliban

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JOKES

Bummer!!!

Started by arose62, 14th May 2005 09:16 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,534

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2005 07:01 PM; by ozwinner

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

The bali 9 - is a death sentence appropriate?

Started by boban, 9th May 2005 01:44 AM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

age, bali, btw, business, child, children, crying, death, decision, doubt, drug, greedy, horrible, kill, meet, met, molesters, moment, mums, person, rapists, real, running, sentence, shoulder, soft, stupid, upbringing, worse, wrong

Replies: 97
Views: 8,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2005 06:18 PM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Censored

Started by Daddles, 22nd April 2005 11:59 AM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2005 08:24 PM; by Shane Watson

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Blonde Chippies

Started by rod1949, 13th April 2005 10:36 AM

becky, blonde, carpenter, chippies, completely, defective, explained, figuring, forum, half, head, house, moron, nail, nailing, nails, picked, pouch, pull, reach, sally-ann, shoulder, siding, throw, throwing, upset, worth, wrong, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,569

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2005 10:36 AM; by rod1949

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JOKES

A pirate walks into a bar ...

Started by Bob Willson, 2nd September 2004 06:47 PM

arrrr, bar, bartender, driving, hey, leg, nuts, pants, parrot, peg, pirate, shoulder, steering, walks, wheel

Replies: 0
Views: 1,338

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2004 06:47 PM; by Bob Willson

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JOKES

Fence Extension

Started by Snoopy, 18th March 2004 09:20 PM

14kg, 1500mm, 300mm, and/or, c-section, capping, cattle, corgi, decorative, dog, extension, fence, fibre-board, fix, half, ideas, jump, lattice, neibours, option, paint, pine, shooting, shoulder, tall, tempting, times, warps, wet, wringing

Replies: 4
Views: 7,523

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2004 08:24 PM; by Snoopy

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

German Joke

Started by Inselaffe, 23rd February 2004 05:22 AM

Replies: 8
Views: 2,833

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2004 11:20 PM; by Ben from Vic.

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JOKES

gas grill

Started by ken yates, 31st January 2002 03:14 PM

action, bed, bending, butt, cold, couple, cuddled, day, evening, fat, fire, garden, gas, giving, grill, hey, honey, husband, inside, matter, measured, pulling, replied, rest, rolled, shoulder, speak, weanie, weeds, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,637

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2002 03:14 PM; by ken yates

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JOKES

Taxi Driver

Started by oges, 28th July 2001 04:36 PM

apologized, bus, cab, car, centimeters, control, day, driver, driving, fault, footpath, hearse, hit, lost, mate, passenger, question, quiet, realize, replied, scare, scared, screamed, shop, shoulder, stopped, tap, tapped, taxi, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,564

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2001 09:18 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

2 jokes

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 09:50 PM

accident, atheist, bear, beautiful, bill, christian, created, decision, faster, fine, forest, found, gates, god, happened, heaven, hell, jokes, light, looked, paw, playing, ran, river, shoulder, stopped, told, voice, water, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2001 09:50 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

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