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Makes us look inadequate

Started by rwbuild, 2nd July 2014 12:00 AM

farmer, inadequate, inspirational, makes

Replies: 5
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2014 09:17 PM; by Christos

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Simplicity of life's issues

Started by John Saxton, 11th April 2014 07:46 PM

50%, anymore, blocked, broken, children, complain, damp, door, drink, farmer, fit, floor, funny, garden, issues, kitchen, lavatory, life, morning, passage, pieces, road, round, seat, send, simplicity, toilet, tool, water, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 2,415

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2014 03:55 PM; by CAG

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JOKES

Chuck The Rooster

Started by WoodJunky, 10th August 2013 06:25 PM

age, agent, animals, chuck, decided, eatin, farmer, guy, head, makes, marge, mildred, movie, pants, pervert, pet, popcorn, rooster, sat, shoulder, sir, stick, theater, ticket, town, undid, watch, whispered, worry

Replies: 2
Views: 1,481

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2013 09:29 AM; by Mulgabill

Forum:
JOKES

VALE Ken Marshman - Woodturner, Gentleman, Friend.

Started by ubeaut, 15th January 2013 05:32 PM

14th, announce, attend, condolences, family, farmer, friend, gentleman, getaways, glenda, heartfelt, january, ken, marshman, missed, neil, passing, pauline, people, sorely, sorrow, turnabout, turnaround, vale, wagga, wife, woodturner, woodturning, yesterday

Replies: 2
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2013 04:12 PM; by RETIRED

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Paraquat death

Started by Mobyturns, 16th November 2012 10:47 PM

brisbane, death, destroys, died, exposure, farm, farmer, killer, lethal, malfunctioned, news, noticed, paraquat, queensland, search, skin, slow, spray, system, tonight, weed, weeds

Replies: 1
Views: 1,866

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2012 02:40 PM; by SAISAY

Forum:
SAFETY

European bailout mechanism

Started by dakotax3, 8th February 2012 04:30 PM

100, bailout, bill, butcher, counter, credit, day, debt, euro, european, farmer, german, hotel, lady, local, mechanism, money, night, note, owner, pay, pig, proprietor, rich, runs, suspect, takes, traveller, upstairs, village

Replies: 4
Views: 1,541

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2012 05:25 PM; by rustynail

Forum:
JOKES

So this is how it works... the economy

Started by Avery, 29th December 2011 01:10 PM

$100, atmosphere, bill, butcher, co-op, counter, credit, debt, economy, false, farmer, hotel, moment, motel, owner, pay, pays, picks, pig, proprietor, reading, runs, stairs, suspect, takes, times, town, traveler, upstairs, works

Replies: 3
Views: 1,874

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2012 07:46 PM; by skot

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Julia and the Cow

Started by Woodkid, 18th November 2011 08:00 PM

bottle, car, charming, chauffeur, check, countryside, cow, daughter, driving, earth, farmer, gillard, gillards, god, grin, happened, julia, killed, love, malt, manner, meal, replies, road, slap-up, suddenly, touring, walks, whisky, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,734

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2011 08:00 PM; by Woodkid

Forum:
JOKES

G'day from another Brisbane-ite

Started by jjh, 12th March 2011 07:11 PM

amp, appraisal, aussie, beautiful, beautifully, bit, brisbaneite, cabs, cedar, cut, direction, farmer, gday, gear, grandfather, honestly, jjh, life, people, personally, picked, quality, red, sell, speaker, timber, tree, visited, whod, worth

Replies: 5
Views: 1,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2011 07:42 PM; by jjh

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

A farmer named Seamus had a car accident.

Started by DJ’s Timber, 13th October 2010 07:54 PM

accident, answer, bessie, car, cow, driving, farmer, favourite, fine, garda, groaning, gun, hear, interrupted, judge, loaded, looked, lorry, moaning, named, question, responded, road, scene, seamus, shot, solicitor, thrown, trailer

Replies: 4
Views: 1,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2010 09:14 PM; by Dengue

Forum:
JOKES

she was just a weeeee

Started by groverwa, 2nd July 2010 11:08 AM

baby, beauty, bit, cross-eyed, date, daughter, day, explained, farmer, father-in-law, happen, human, imagine, marry, met, mission, months, morning, nodded, parents, pathetic, perfect, pregnant, replied, rushed, scotsman, shes, suggested, weeeee, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 914

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2010 11:08 AM; by groverwa

Forum:
JOKES

Finish for a Dining room table

Started by mcrocker, 6th May 2010 12:15 PM

15-20, advice, ago, built, danish, deep, dining, enterteainment, farmer, finish, hand, lots, marks, married, matt, oak, oil, origen, pretty, product, refinish, room, rustins, table, tas, timber, tough, unit, wondering

Replies: 4
Views: 2,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2010 01:19 PM; by old pete

Forum:
FINISHING

WWOOFing for knowledge! -WA

Started by mr.robin-reyner, 5th April 2010 08:30 PM

board, contact, essentially, exchange, extension, farmer, farms, food, hesitate, knowledge, learn, organic, passion, requires, rural, seeking, share, simon, visa, volunteer, w.a, woodwork, woodworking, workers, wwoofing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,868

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2010 08:30 PM; by mr.robin-reyner

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

Duck by all means

Started by John Saxton, 20th February 2010 05:20 PM

attorney, boot, city, climbed, dropped, duck, farmer, farmers, fell, fence, field, groin, heavy, kick, knees, lawyer, lawyers, means, midriff, planted, replied, rule, settle, shot, smiled, steel, tennessee, times, toe, tractor

Replies: 2
Views: 1,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2010 10:46 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

farming in England in Winter

Started by fenderbelly, 13th January 2010 09:00 AM

aro-d, coming, cow, cows, declined, deed, delighted, england, explained, farmer, farming, field, frozen, gestured, hesitation, hird, lady, matter, noses, offer, passer-by, predicament, repayment, rub, smiled, thora, twitch, walked, winter, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2010 05:49 PM; by acmegridley

Forum:
JOKES

chicken joke

Started by jow104, 18th September 2009 05:59 PM

age, bits, bought, chicken, closed, coop, farmer, farmhouse, farts, fast, feet, front, gaining, gap, head, joke, mess, moral, porch, rooster, round, running, sitting, skill, spot, story, stud, takes, usual, wisdom

Replies: 2
Views: 1,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2009 06:24 PM; by jow104

Forum:
JOKES

The joys of owning your own business

Started by Grumpy John, 20th July 2009 02:06 PM

90%, agent, board, bottle, business, buy, day, demanded, farm, farmer, free, guy, half-wit, hours, joys, makes, night, occasionally, owning, pay, pays, replied, saturday, sleeps, talk, week, whiskey, wife, £10, £150

Replies: 2
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2009 11:03 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

old cow

Started by groverwa, 9th July 2009 10:14 PM

anna, answered, bligh, blighs, bottle, car, chauffeur, chauffeur-driven, check, countryside, cow, daughter, door, driving, earth, farmer, god, grin, happened, jumps, killed, knocked, love, malt, meal, replies, slap-up, touring, whisky, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,104

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2009 09:21 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Credit Crunch Solved

Started by wheelinround, 15th May 2009 12:14 PM

clients, credit, crisis, crunch, debt, e100, entertain, farmer, financial, future, hotel, hourly, local, moment, note, optimistically, owing, owner, pay, prostitute, quickly, reception, rich, rushes, russian, services, solved, supplier, takes, unsatisfactory

Replies: 6
Views: 1,718

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th May 2009 02:11 PM; by rhancock

Forum:
JOKES

G'day from WA -- Washington state in the US

Started by Carolyn, 16th March 2009 04:40 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amateurish, class, company, decided, disappointed, earth, engineer, enjoyed, enrolled, excited, exciting, expected, farmer, found, gday, happened, holding, husband, learning, manufacturing, pretty, retired, selling, state, systems, teaching, tool, washington, website, woodturning

Replies: 15
Views: 2,534

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2009 09:48 PM; by orificiam

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Fibre cement roof sheeting for a barn

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 15th March 2009 12:30 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,495

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2009 12:30 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Lateral thinking/ I got it wrong as usual.

Started by fenderbelly, 25th February 2009 08:33 PM

bag, black, daughter, debt, farmer, farmers, father, fathers, field, forgiven, girl, lateral, lender, logical, marry, money, pebble, pebbles, people, pick, picked, save, standing, thinking, thinking or, told, usual, village, white, wrong

Replies: 12
Views: 2,879

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2009 06:37 AM; by underfoot

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

guess the tool!

Started by mic-d, 23rd January 2009 09:27 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

answer, carrier, cheers, dads, dairy, dig, elserolleyes, expect, farmer, fettler, funny, guess, home, hook, me.pwink, michael, no-one, obvious, original, pole, purpose, railways, remember, stepfathers, those.rolleyes, tool, tools

Replies: 31
Views: 6,096

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2009 11:37 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Beer Glass

Started by fenderbelly, 2nd February 2009 07:32 PM

age, beer, cheers, clubs, depended, drinker, everytime, fairly, farmer, favourite, fred, glass, glasses, guys, hand, head, heavy, hiccheers2, hijack, hold, law, life, mate, served, shape, social, started, talking, toggys, washing

Replies: 4
Views: 1,547

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2009 09:36 AM; by rotten_66

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Country Road Information

Started by Rodgera, 3rd January 2009 02:24 PM

100, answer, bit, called, city-slicker, confused, country, farmer, fast, fellow, field, information, inquired, metres, minutes, road, started, town, waiting, walk, walking, yelled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,415

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2009 04:06 PM; by ant75s

Forum:
JOKES

old farmer

Started by texx, 6th January 2009 02:59 PM

avocado, aware, bucket, built, coming, crocodile, dam, deep, farmer, fast, feed, fixed, frowned, fruit, holding, ladies, leave, mango, moral, naked, presence, shouted, skinny-dipping, slow, swim, swimming, trees, walk, watch, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2009 03:57 PM; by ant75s

Forum:
JOKES

Ask a Stupid Question

Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 10:04 PM

barn, blonde, bred?thats, complete, confidence, confidently.then, cow, cows, dizzy, explains, farmer, for?she, guess, hang, here.terribly, impressed, insemination, lady, maggie, nail, question, row, simple, stall, stupid, tells, trousers, walk, walks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2009 09:46 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Why We Love Children

Started by WoodJunky, 24th October 2008 10:53 PM

answered, barber, bitch, boy, chicken, child, children, class, dead, dress, drink, farmer, girl, love, math, minutes, mother, move, mummy, play, replied, sky, sleep, son, story, sunday, teacher, thirsty, told, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2008 05:28 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
JOKES

The duck and the lawyer

Started by WoodJunky, 14th October 2008 09:57 PM

abide, agreed, attorney, climbed, codger, decided, dropped, duck, easily, farmer, farmers, fell, fence, field, groin, kick, knees, lawyer, lawyers, north, otago, replied, rule, settle, shot, slowly, smiled, times, toe, tractor

Replies: 0
Views: 1,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2008 09:57 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
JOKES

Farmer

Started by fenderbelly, 11th September 2008 09:10 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2008 11:09 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Three Blokes

Started by fenderbelly, 12th August 2008 11:35 AM

5000, aussie, bin, blink, blokes, canada, canadian, completely, countries, country, curious, engineer, eye, farmer, feet, fertile, fill, forever, genie, genies, huge, laden, land, osama, out;, poooff, precious, thick, wall, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2008 09:09 AM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

[Life's Lesson- important - be sure to read this to the end!!!]

Started by Barry_White, 12th August 2008 12:58 PM

80307, animal, bite, cried, dirt, donkey, end, expect, farmer, farmers, finally, forgive, free, giving, happen, happy, hatred, important, lesson, life, mind, neighbors, read, remember, rules, shake, shovel, simple, step, stopping

Replies: 1
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 01:17 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

bil and jackie

Started by weisyboy, 13th July 2008 09:56 PM

bil, bitten, bloudy, boss, cam, car, conc, crank, decided, farmer, fear, final, fork, hand, jackie, locas, maide, plane, propertys, ride, shed, shout, shouted, tight, travel, verry, voice, voyage, wanna, wealthy

Replies: 0
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2008 09:56 PM; by weisyboy

Forum:
JOKES

Lets Start A Fight

Started by Barry Hicks, 29th June 2008 07:17 PM

arm, balanced, belong, bloke, bush, conversation, doctor, driving, explain, farmer, fence, fight, idiot, injured, kevin, meant, outback, pick, polititian-, post, puzzled, replied, road, rudd, start, stitched, turtle, visiting

Replies: 2
Views: 1,478

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2008 05:08 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Dairy farmer

Started by fenderbelly, 25th June 2008 05:27 PM

approached, cow, cows, cud, dairy, declined, deed, defrosted, delighted, explained, farmer, field, frozen, gestured, healthy, hesitation, hird, lady, normal, noses, offer, passer-by, predicament, rub, smiled, thora, twitch, walked, witnessed, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,012

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2008 05:27 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Rodgera the salesman

Started by munruben, 30th May 2008 12:42 PM

bed, breaks, car, country, farmer, farmhouse, headin, joke, kin, minute, nearby, night, phone, rodgera, salesman, sleep, sons, spend, tells, tomorrow, town, travelling, wait, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,465

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2008 05:27 PM; by Groggy

Forum:
JOKES

Department of Conservation

Started by goat, 12th May 2008 08:29 PM

bull, card, chores, close, conservation, department, farm, farmer, fence, gaining, heard, huge-horned, immediately, loud, nodded, politely, prize, ran, rep, representative, running, screams, shouted, step, stopped, terrified, threw, tools, understand, water

Replies: 4
Views: 1,773

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2008 06:09 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
JOKES

Help with koppers log wall

Started by quile01, 11th April 2008 12:16 PM

600, black, board, cover, duck, farmer, green, koppers, log, metre, modernise, paint, product, render/paint, sheeting, suggestions, teh, type, wall

Replies: 1
Views: 2,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2008 01:03 PM; by DJ’s Timber

Forum:
BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

Covering up a koppers log wall

Started by quile01, 10th April 2008 11:30 PM

600, black, board, cover, covering, duck, farmer, green, koppers, log, metre, modernise, paint, product, render/paint, sheeting, suggestions, teh, type, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,737

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2008 11:30 PM; by quile01

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

A hunting we will go.

Started by munruben, 16th March 2008 05:23 PM

aimed, allan, barry, bit, car, cows, dead, decided, donkey, farmer, gate, goat, gun, hunt, hunting, joke, mate, pay, pigs, play, property, rang, shoot, shooting, shot, shots, sooner, time, waiting, watch

Replies: 0
Views: 1,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2008 05:23 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Truck stuck

Started by MICKYG, 26th February 2008 03:59 PM

blind, buddy, budged.wink, bullet, call, country-side, ditch, driving, drove, farmer, final, happened, hitched, horse, lived, names, pull, pulled, replied, road, silver, stalled, stuck, thanked, time, truck, wondered, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,016

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2008 07:01 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

The Hole In The Ground

Started by Barry Hicks, 24th February 2008 04:51 PM

ago, block, bottom, bushes, chained, count, deep, edge, engine, farmer, fellows, funny, goat, ground, happen, headfirst, hesitation, hole, hour, hundred, impossible, jump, jumps, miles, minute, running, standing, throw, walks, woodie

Replies: 3
Views: 1,466

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 09:40 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

the nail

Started by wheelinround, 11th February 2008 07:56 AM

barn, blonde, bred, check, coming, complete, confidence, confidently, cow, cows, ditzy, explains, farmer, guess, hang, impregnate, impressed, insemination, john, lady, leaves, maggie, nail, row, simple, stall, tells, terribly, trousers, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 07:56 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Watermelons & Kids

Started by MICKYG, 6th February 2008 09:58 AM

careful, clever, cyanide, day, disturbed, drives, eat, farmer, field, idea, injected, kids, local, missing, night, notices, patch, post, raised, read, run, scare, sign, sneak, two.wink, warning, watermelon, watermelons, week

Replies: 3
Views: 1,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2008 01:36 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

The Old Cow

Started by Dirty Doogie, 23rd January 2008 10:31 AM

car, cigar, clintons, cow, cow.’, cuban, daughters, door, driver, farmer, fast, hand, happened, happily, hillary, huge, inside, killed, lipstick, passionate, rare, replied, rest, smeared, smiling, stepped, stop, wife, wine, ‘im

Replies: 4
Views: 1,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2008 03:56 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Farmer

Started by fenderbelly, 11th January 2008 05:02 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,035

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 05:14 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Queensland Farmer

Started by Terry B, 11th January 2008 12:09 PM

$150, $200, borrow, boy, brother, bull, charges, conceded, considered, dad, daughter, door, farmer, finally, greg, helps, home, mate, message, moment, mum, pig, pregnant, queensland, replied, shifting, talk, tools, town, uncomfortably

Replies: 1
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 12:25 PM; by Big Shed

Forum:
JOKES

Dry as a chip

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th January 2008 06:33 PM

allan, badly, ballarat, bucket, calendar, chip, david, day, drop, droughts, dry, dust, farm, farmer, fell, fore, hit, mate, months, quickly, rain, revived, stole, succession, throwing

Replies: 2
Views: 1,832

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 11:18 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Munruben Hill

Started by Barry Hicks, 9th January 2008 09:20 AM

accidents, allan, bad, bottom, brakes, caravan, dangerous, descent, farmer, gate, hill, infamous, john, leaning, lot, munruben, nervous, queensland, replied, safe, steep, stopped, sunny, top, towed, van, visit, walked, wallan

Replies: 3
Views: 1,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 10:27 AM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

Barry's visit to Wallan

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th January 2008 09:48 PM

allan, barry, barrys, calendar, crow, crows, difficulty, dunno, echuca, farmer, farmhouse, finding, flies, leave, mate, months, replied, stole, stopped, visit, wallan

Replies: 5
Views: 1,616

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2008 06:42 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

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