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Irate Diner

Started by Rodgera, 15th March 2014 10:35 AM

attention, catch, continued, diner, excuse, hand, irate, passing, raised, replied, waiter

Replies: 0
Views: 1,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2014 10:35 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

OBE Warranty

Started by Rodgera, 19th November 2013 10:59 AM

additional, age, attributes, boss, buy, carried, carry, concluded, consulted, continued, cost, decided, eighty-three, extolling, five-year, leave, lifetime, moment, obe, one-year, replied, returned, salesman, set, smiling, stay, television, warranty

Replies: 2
Views: 1,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2013 03:41 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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After Quasimodo's death - what happened next?

Started by Stewie D, 9th November 2013 01:47 PM

approach, armless, beautiful, belfry, bell, bishop, brother, campanologist, continued, dame, day, death, decided, due, excellency, happened, heart, interviews, notre, quasimodo, quasimodos, replied, ringer, rings, rushed, sadly, scroll, street, strike, wait

Replies: 3
Views: 1,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2013 09:54 PM; by Pac man

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The donkey

Started by fenderbelly, 7th September 2013 11:08 AM

animal, argument, army, awaiting, bible, burial, bury, called, calls, captain, carcass, chaplain, continued, digging, disproved, donkey, level, looked, louder, minute, mule, mules, passing, privates, sergeant, shouted, shouting, walked, wrong, yelling

Replies: 2
Views: 1,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2013 04:48 PM; by rrich

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smart or what.......

Started by Breslau, 19th August 2013 03:20 AM

color, colors, continued, correct, decided, door, figure, fun, granddaughter, headed, learned, poppy, sagely, smart, test

Replies: 5
Views: 1,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2013 08:03 AM; by Chesand

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Found in the Attic

Started by Rodgera, 29th January 2013 02:17 PM

ago, answered, attic, batteries, black, cleaning, continued, cool, exclaimed, grand, hey, invented, keys, kids, leaving, letters, manual, nan, page, paper, persisted, plug, print, spare, striking, swmbo, time, typewriter, uncovered, wow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,233

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2013 05:58 PM; by wheelinround

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G'day from Mirboo Nrth, Gippsland, Victoria

Started by almac01, 25th November 2012 05:58 PM

ago, alan, change, continued, enjoyed, garage, gday, gippsland, hunt, involved, local, loving, manual, mens, mirboo, nrth, picked, projects, sale, school, shed, site, stumbled, tech, tool, tree, victoria, whilst, woodworking

Replies: 8
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2012 08:04 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

What really matters.....

Started by rwbuild, 7th November 2012 07:29 PM

agreed, balls, box, car, checkups, children, class, coffee, continued, cups, empty, energy, golf, house, jar, job, life, matter, matters, mayonnaise, pebbles, picked, poured, professor, rest, sand, spend, students, stuff, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2012 07:29 PM; by rwbuild

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The annual checkup

Started by MBM888, 13th October 2012 04:31 PM

accidentally, annual, appeared, avid, boar, bush, checkup, child, continued, dead, doctor, dropped, dumbfounded, exclaimed, front, grabbed, handle, happened, hurry, impossible, pregnant, queried, raised, replied, rifle, shot, squeezed, suddenly, umbrella, wild

Replies: 0
Views: 1,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2012 04:31 PM; by MBM888

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Scared the &^%* out of me !!!!!

Started by Arry, 18th August 2012 09:11 PM

####, and%, ate, biting, blade, continued, fell, horrific, idiot, larger, metal, middle, noise, nut, piece, plate, pretty, rod, scared, shed, shelves, speed, standing, tablesaw, thinking, threaded, throat, washer, washers, wrong

Replies: 13
Views: 2,985

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2012 01:55 PM; by Robomanic

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SAFETY

Secret of a happy marriage

Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd July 2012 10:26 AM

allan, continued, fancy, fellow, fifty, girlfriends, happy, marriage, mine, nights, restaurant, secret, week, wife, woodies

Replies: 1
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2012 11:04 AM; by wheelinround

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H & F 318 Thicknesser

Started by Billy, 3rd May 2011 06:02 PM

1000, 318, 800, board, cheers, collector, continued, continuous, cut, dust, dust.d, dustpan, finished, finishing, floor, half, hooked, hours, pace, paper, prior, putting, ran, thick, thicknesser, timber, time, touchesthen, treat.u, worth

Replies: 1
Views: 2,639

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2011 06:17 PM; by wheelinround

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PRODUCT REVIEWS

parrotted

Started by Biggles73, 5th February 2011 06:58 PM

arm, astonished, attitude, beg, bird, birds, calmly, change, chicken, continued, door, dramatic, endeavor, extended, forgiveness, freezer, frightened, guy, half, hurt, language, minute, parrot, parrotted, quickly, quiet, rude, sound, stepped, yelled

Replies: 8
Views: 1,690

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2011 08:55 AM; by Carry Pine

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finishing help needed

Started by Burfodus, 18th July 2010 06:03 PM

click, coat, continued, cue, developer, dust, finishing, fix, free, guys, happy, heaps, helpful, left, menu, needed, offer, owner, paint, polished, setup, site, spray, starters, stay, steve, techniques, wear, web, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2010 07:06 PM; by joez

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FINISHING

The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee...

Started by wheelinround, 7th July 2010 09:02 PM

agreed, balls, box, car, children, class, coffee, continued, couple, cups, empty, energy, friend, golf, house, jar, job, life, matter, mayonnaise, pebbles, picked, play, poured, professor, sand, spend, students, stuff, time

Replies: 6
Views: 1,858

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2010 04:47 PM; by rotten_66

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Wisdom That Comes With Age

Started by Rodgera, 11th July 2010 08:22 AM

afternoon, age, beating, cans, cents, continued, day, days, dent, drum, drummed, exclaimed, income, kids, leader, lousy, pay, peace, putting, recession, sad, school, smile, street, time, told, trash, waste, wisdom, wise

Replies: 0
Views: 1,520

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2010 08:22 AM; by Rodgera

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adjoining walls

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 28th May 2010 10:30 AM

adjoining, brick, build, continued, double, existing, fire, ground, house, knowledge, level, materials, neighbor, read, renovateforum.com, retardant, ruling, shed, situation, terrace, thread, understand, upwards, wall, walls, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,046

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2010 10:30 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Another roof repair

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 20th March 2010 03:50 PM

attached, ben, block, choice, complicated, continued, easy, fix, flashing, foam, hammer, happy, hoping, ideas, job, joins, lead, length, odd, pay, picture, read, renovateforum.com, repair, roof, shape, thread, thumbnails, valley, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2010 03:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Pregnant Pause

Started by John Saxton, 13th February 2010 12:19 PM

burst, children, clipboard, continued, demanded, doctor, doctors, examination, grandchildren, grown, hall, hallway, hiccups, listening, marched, matter, minutes, office, pause, pregnant, ran, relax, screaming, sit, stopped, story, terry, told, woman, writing

Replies: 3
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2010 07:14 PM; by mjmjm

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Early Morning Exercise

Started by Rodgera, 2nd December 2009 02:43 PM

alarm, bed, block, christian, continued, early, education, enthusiasm, exercise, expressed, faintly, hearty, impressed, jump, kick, morning, offered, pastor, physical, praise, run, school, sighed, sleep, smiling, speaker, students, surprise, times, visiting

Replies: 1
Views: 1,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2009 07:37 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Golf balls

Started by WoodJunky, 23rd October 2009 09:00 PM

balls, beautiful, blonde, bulging, bus, continued, curiosity, deeply, elbow, finally, front, glances, golf, hurt, minutes, pockets, puzzled, sat, tennis, thinking, time

Replies: 0
Views: 993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2009 09:00 PM; by WoodJunky

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That's how the fight started

Started by Grumpy John, 13th April 2009 01:57 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bedroom, clean, compliment, continued, damn, eyesights, fat, feel, fight, happy, horrible;, husband, idea, mirror, nude, pay, perfect, replies, slather, standing, started, thread, ugly, woman

Replies: 31
Views: 4,657

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2009 09:27 AM; by Stevenp

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JOKES

Organoil - BREAKING NEWS

Started by Neil, 30th March 2009 07:00 PM

06433, 08935, agencies-, ahead, australia, breaking, carrying, continued, distribution, distributor, division, ecowoodoil, ernie, existing, force, listing, manufacturing, news, nsw, organoil, passionate, people, products, sales, services, south, stockists, support, team, williams

Replies: 1
Views: 7,273

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2009 03:17 PM; by unicorn

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FINISHING

What Do Retired People Do All Day?

Started by bullfright, 14th February 2009 12:55 PM

????-head, abused, age, break, bus, called, care, continued, day, days, finished, frequently, fun, minutes, nazi, people, personally, question, retired, shop, started, ticket, tickets, tires, town, wife, windshield, worn, writing, wrote

Replies: 2
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2009 12:18 AM; by joe greiner

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fiddler in the Sub way

Started by wheelinround, 7th January 2009 10:31 AM

bell, continued, fiddler, hour, hurried, joshua, listen, metro, minutes, money, mother, musician, musicians, noticed, pace, people, pieces, played, playing, station, stop, stopped, time, violin, violinist, walk, washington, world, worth, written

Replies: 5
Views: 1,532

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2009 01:34 AM; by reef12

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JOKES

Floorsanding and Me, a story with Pictures.

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:03 AM

attack, bad, bathroom, carpet, ceilings, character, continued, days, dusty, fireplaces, floor, floorsanders, front, leadlight, lots, means, million, painful, painting, plaster, pulling, reno, repairs, rustic, sand, showpiece, staples, stinky, style, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,620

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:03 AM; by ubeaut

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Hi from the dark side

Started by spoinky, 4th November 2008 01:08 PM

105, age, cobler, continued, dark, father, fortunate, grandfather, handskills, handtools, happened, inheret, jeweller, keen, live, mechanisation, melbourne, passion, preference, primary, projects, relevant, school, seumas, time, tools, traditional, type, wood, woodworking

Replies: 5
Views: 1,839

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2008 11:17 PM; by NCArcher

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Makita Recipro Saw

Started by Carry Pine, 2nd October 2008 06:37 PM

100m, 3.2kg, amount, battery, blade, blunt, boasts, brother, continued, cutting, discussed, gloves, lead, loss, lots, makita, mild, minimal, model, pictured, power, powered, pruning, recipro, spending, suggest, time, vibration, wearing, weighs

Replies: 11
Views: 6,060

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2008 11:14 AM; by Johncs

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PRODUCT REVIEWS

Learning to Cook

Started by Rodgera, 11th October 2008 11:45 AM

baking, close, continued, cook, daughter, day, fortunate, grand-children, granddaughter, grandma, grandmother, knowledge, learn, learned, learning, live, loves, microwave, mom, mother, pass, passed, seven-year-old, short, silence, someday, swmbo, told, visit, watch

Replies: 2
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2008 06:17 PM; by Shrek3

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JOKES

Post Turtle

Started by Doughboy, 6th October 2008 09:04 PM

balanced, begin, belong, cattle, caught, continued, conversation, country, cut, doctor, doctors, driving, dummy, eventually, explain, fence, gate, hand, palin, post, puzzled, rancher, shes, struck, suturing, term, top, topic, turtle

Replies: 1
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2008 01:46 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

A must read for Grandparents. Those who aren't will love it, too.

Started by fenderbelly, 12th August 2008 11:28 AM

9-year-old, argue, ass, attack, baseball, boy, call, called, chance, coach, continued, cooperation, curse, dumb, explain, game, grandmother, grandparents, lose, love, nodded, pecker-head, play, players, read, sportsmanship, team, umpire, understand, win

Replies: 0
Views: 1,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 11:28 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Good pub service

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th June 2008 08:52 PM

4.00am, allan, bloke, brown, clicks, continued, disappeared, door, enjoyment, gee, good, holiday, local, met, minutes, money, mouse, munruben, night, pub, real, replied, service, spending, stayer, taking, talked, teach, town, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2008 11:08 AM; by Pheonix

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They Could Still Remember....

Started by Barry Hicks, 21st May 2008 06:10 PM

age, basking, club, company, continued, dinner, discovered, elderly, enjoyable, enjoyed, gentler, glow, hay, inhibitor, joined, lost, magic, meeting, met, moments, munruben, natural, pantyhose, remember, roll, shared, thinking, time, virgin, woodie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2008 06:10 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

No job's In Oz

Started by wheelinround, 15th May 2008 07:22 PM

,and, arabiaand, australia, car, computer, continued, day, decide, discouraging, electric, filled, france, fromsaudi, germany, india, indonesia, intaiwanto, job, jobat, joe, malaysia, paying, payingaustralian, petrol, radiomade, search, setting, tvmade, watch, wondered

Replies: 6
Views: 1,657

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2008 02:14 PM; by munruben

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How Adam Got Eve

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th April 2008 09:30 AM

adam, agree, arm, bear, care, children, companion, continued, cost, eden, eve, feeling, freely, garden, god, headache, history, leg, lonely, love, middle, night, passion, praise, replied, rest, rib, talk, woman, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 09:51 AM; by Pheonix

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Getting into heaven

Started by Dangermouse, 8th April 2008 11:14 AM

animals, answered, boy, bursting, car, children, church, class, concept, continued, dead, family, fun, garage, gotta, heaven, house, loved, money, pride, sale, school, shouted, six-year, smile, sold, sunday, sweets, tidy, understood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 02:22 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

A Perfect Marriage?

Started by Barry Hicks, 29th February 2008 06:17 AM

bed, breakfast, climbed, continued, day, dead, extremely, finally, happened, hymn, marriage, morning, perfect, prayer, prayers, praying, psalm, recite, reciting, religious, remarkable, sang, singing, strangled, woke, woman, woodie, woodies, yarning

Replies: 0
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th February 2008 06:17 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Attitude adjustment

Started by MICKYG, 21st February 2008 12:34 PM

actions, adjustment, arm, astounded, attitude, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, changed, check, chicken, continued, david, davids, door, forgiveness, freezer, frightened, hurt, kicking, offended, parrot, quickly, quiet, screaming, stepped, suddenly, worse

Replies: 0
Views: 1,361

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 12:34 PM; by MICKYG

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JOKES

dog tired

Started by wheelinround, 11th February 2008 07:53 AM

afternoon, arrived, asleep, belly, catch, children, collar, continued, couch, curious, day, dog, dogs, home, hour, house, lives, mind, nap, note, pinned, sleep, slept, tags, ten, tired, tomorrow, weeks, well-fed, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 07:53 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Better Preaching

Started by Rodgera, 7th January 2008 03:53 AM

continued, fifteen, finished, hour, minutes, preacher, preaching, replied, spoke, sunday, visiting, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 933

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 10:18 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

2 Irish Woodies

Started by fenderbelly, 14th December 2007 10:13 PM

barman, berserk, cheers, continued, drinks, drunk, euro, feel, free, irish, killinme, knees, lost, money, mouth, murphy, noticed, plan, pub, replied, sausage, shamus, smile, stick, tenth, threw, trouble, woodies, worry, zipper

Replies: 0
Views: 1,050

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2007 10:13 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

The Parrot

Started by obee60, 30th November 2007 07:24 AM

arms, attitude, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, continued, correct, door, dramatic, fearing, freezer, heard, hed, hurt, john, johns, minute, outstretched, parrot, quickly, rude, stepped, stunned, transgressions, turkey, unforgivable, vocabulary, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2007 05:55 PM; by astrid

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JOKES

The yeti

Started by Gra, 21st November 2007 11:12 PM

arrival, bike, bounding, car, chasing, continued, creature, days, england, expedition, explorer, foot, form, half, hotel, london, looked, miles, moments, mountain, night, quickly, ran, reaching, run, set, slope, thud, time, yeti

Replies: 4
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 03:39 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Unwanted pregnancy

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th November 2007 09:22 AM

chart, children, clinic, confronted, continued, doctor, examination, grandchildren, grown, happened, hiccups, listening, marched, matter, medical, minutes, patients, pregnancy, pregnant, ran, relax, screaming, sit, started, told, unwanted, visited, wallen, woman, write

Replies: 1
Views: 1,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:44 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Supermarket Mother

Started by Rodgera, 28th September 2007 07:38 PM

$127.50, answered, called, checkout, clerk, continued, counter, died, feel, finally, front, goodbye, lady, leaving, line, mother, noticed, pardon, pay, pick, purchased, recently, son, stepped, supermarket, thinking, total, uncomfortable, walking, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2007 07:38 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Stiff upper lip

Started by Barry Hicks, 18th September 2007 11:58 AM

american, blood, british, complaining, continued, dryly, english, englishman, french, indian, italian, lip, mother, opposite, replied, rest, sets, sitting, sporting, starts, stiff, stuffy, swedish, train, trip, upper

Replies: 1
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2007 03:16 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Learning Colours

Started by Rodgera, 13th September 2007 09:27 PM

colour, colours, continued, correct, decided, door, figure, fun, granddaughter, grandpa, headed, learned, learning, test

Replies: 1
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2007 09:03 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

The story of Ralph and Edna

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th September 2007 08:23 AM

act, bad, bathrobe, belt, bottom, concluded, continued, crisis, dead, discharged, displays, dry, edna, hang, home, hospital, jumped, jumping, life, mindedness, news, pool, ralph, rationally, replied, respond, saved, saving, sound, story

Replies: 4
Views: 1,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 05:22 PM; by billbeee

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JOKES

Socrates the philosopher

Started by Barry Hicks, 28th August 2007 06:09 PM

ashamed, bad, bonking, continued, contrary, embarrassed, esteem, explains, filter, found, hear, heard, held, mind, moment, pass, philosopher, plato, reason, replied, shrugged, socrates, soctates, student, students, test, time, true, usefulness, wife

Replies: 8
Views: 1,493

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2007 12:32 AM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Going up

Started by munruben, 17th July 2007 11:45 AM

24-year-old, beautiful, boy, button, chair, circles, closed, continued, direction, father, lady, light, lights, mall, mother, move, moving, pressed, reverse, rolled, shiny, silver, son, stepped, visiting, walls, watch, watched, wheel, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2007 02:53 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

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