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BAD Parrot

Started by KBs PensNmore, 16th December 2014 04:26 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,000

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2014 06:16 PM; by CAG

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My Parrot.

Started by issatree, 5th January 2014 12:12 PM

bad, bird, freezer, frustration, head, helped, hung, lid, music, nice, nicely, offended, parrot, played, question, screams, sick, soft, softly, speak, spoke, squawks, started, stuck, swore, trooper, turkey, vocabulary, words, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,415

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2014 12:12 PM; by issatree

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Talented parrots

Started by MBM888, 10th October 2012 11:13 PM

aria, buy, calling, carmen, dollars, entire, expensive, god, hundred, impressive, les, maestro, miserables, parrot, parrots, pet, replies, shop, shopkeeper, sing, skills, talented, thousand, thousands, twenty, walks, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,635

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2012 11:13 PM; by MBM888

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parrotted

Started by Biggles73, 5th February 2011 06:58 PM

arm, astonished, attitude, beg, bird, birds, calmly, change, chicken, continued, door, dramatic, endeavor, extended, forgiveness, freezer, frightened, guy, half, hurt, language, minute, parrot, parrotted, quickly, quiet, rude, sound, stepped, yelled

Replies: 8
Views: 1,808

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2011 08:55 AM; by Carry Pine

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Surprise visitor at my back door

Started by Phil Spencer, 22nd January 2011 06:21 PM

afternoon, door, drink, feed, food, hungry, king, looked, male, parrot, surprise, visitor

Replies: 4
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2011 07:07 PM; by Poppa

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Parrot Dilemma

Started by John Saxton, 14th March 2010 02:10 PM

answered, beads, brought, cage, catholic, day, dilemma, exclaimed, female, frank, fun, holding, hookers, house, impressed, inside, looked, male, parrot, parrots, prayers, praying, priest, priests, rosary, shocked, silence, solution, ushered, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2010 02:10 PM; by John Saxton

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Lyre, lyre.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th February 2010 06:47 PM

allan, ate, befriended, bird, company, couple, days, deer, eagle, found, hills, hunting, imitate, killed, lost, lyre, parrot, replied, rescuers, rodgera, starving, taste, virtually, wombat

Replies: 1
Views: 1,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2010 08:59 PM; by Rodgera

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Another parrot joke

Started by munruben, 3rd January 2010 12:03 PM

angry, bird, called, day, front, furious, hey, home, incredibly, joke, kill, lady, manager, parrot, past, paused, perch, pet, promised, replied, store, stormed, street, sue, ugly, walked, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2010 12:03 PM; by munruben

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Worlds greatest riddle

Started by munruben, 16th October 2009 05:18 PM

carrot, greatest, love, orange, parrot, riddle, sounds, worlds

Replies: 1
Views: 1,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2009 05:15 AM; by artme

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A bad night at the "office"

Started by gawdelpus, 11th June 2009 03:17 PM

bad, beam, bird, burglar, confessed, corner, finally, flashlight, frantically, heard, hissed, huh, jesus, laughed, moses, night, office, parrot, people, relaxed, replied, rest, rottweiler, shined, source, squawked, voice, warn, watching, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2009 06:19 AM; by rrich

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Don't talk to the parrot

Started by 741Baus, 21st May 2009 05:19 PM

bill, bird, calling, carpet, cursing, day, dishwasher, dog, drove, finally, fix, incessant, lay, leave, listen, mat, nuts, parrot, repairman, replied, shut, spike, stupid, talk, time, ugly, wandas, watching, yelled, yelling

Replies: 1
Views: 1,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2009 07:41 PM; by wolften

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My stay at Wood Borers

Started by funkychicken, 4th January 2009 11:14 PM

birds, borer, borers, cooks, days, djs, explanatoryd, feeding, flew, fun, funky, git, grumpy, gtg, hosts, importantly, john, king, learned, lovely, meg, parrot, pic, rob, stay, thankyou, too2tsup, tools, victoria, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 1,757

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2009 10:46 AM; by Groggy

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Going cold turkey

Started by Ashore, 7th December 2008 01:55 AM

arms, attitude, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, cold, correct, door, fearing, freezer, heard, hed, hurt, john, johns, minute, outstretched, parrot, peep, quickly, rude, stepped, stunned, transgressions, turkey, unforgivable, vocabulary, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2008 01:55 AM; by Ashore

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Great joke

Started by munruben, 11th August 2008 09:06 PM

contributing, fishy, great, guys, joke, material, parrot, parrots, perch, section, share, sitting, smell

Replies: 9
Views: 1,922

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2008 02:39 PM; by rrich

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Answer to a Prayer

Started by Rodgera, 28th May 2008 10:36 PM

answer, answered, beads, bring, brought, cage, day, exclaimed, female, females, fun, holding, house, looked, male, parrot, parrots, praise, prayer, prayers, praying, priest, priests, prostitutes, quietly, rosary, terrible, wanna, woman, worship

Replies: 0
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2008 10:36 PM; by Rodgera

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parrot

Started by Timmo, 22nd March 2008 02:51 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2008 09:06 AM; by corbs

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The Ships Magician

Started by MICKYG, 22nd February 2008 03:41 PM

annoyed, belongs, captain, cruise, day, days, drift, floating, fourth, grabs, hide, kill, leak, magician, manages, morning, night, parrot, plank, ship, ships, sinks, sits, sitting, speak, springs, stare, swim, tricks, wood

Replies: 1
Views: 1,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2008 12:14 AM; by tea lady

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Attitude adjustment

Started by MICKYG, 21st February 2008 12:34 PM

actions, adjustment, arm, astounded, attitude, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, changed, check, chicken, continued, david, davids, door, forgiveness, freezer, frightened, hurt, kicking, offended, parrot, quickly, quiet, screaming, stepped, suddenly, worse

Replies: 0
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 12:34 PM; by MICKYG

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The Parrot

Started by obee60, 30th November 2007 07:24 AM

arms, attitude, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, continued, correct, door, dramatic, fearing, freezer, heard, hed, hurt, john, johns, minute, outstretched, parrot, quickly, rude, stepped, stunned, transgressions, turkey, unforgivable, vocabulary, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2007 05:55 PM; by astrid

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A Complaint

Started by Grunt, 7th July 2007 06:38 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

attention, brought, chains, complaint, day, dignity, drunks, equality, freedom, holding, impression, justice, lies, life, light, makes, nonsense, ozwinner, ozwinners, parrot, pestiferous, pursuit, raise, remove, shell, spread, surrounded, total, true, truth

Replies: 33
Views: 5,530

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2007 01:59 PM; by Clinton1

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Airline manners

Started by munruben, 28th August 2007 02:03 PM

airline, approach, attendant, burly, cheeky, coffee, coke, create, decides, earth, flight, fly”, forgetfulness, grabbed, guards, guy, hurtling, i’ll, manners, moment, parrot, parrot’s, party”, pretty, scene, security, tea, victorian, “i’ve, “you’re

Replies: 1
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 04:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Catholic Parrots

Started by Auld Bassoon, 21st September 2006 06:26 PM

answered, beads, brought, cage, catholic, day, exclaimed, female, frank, fun, holding, hookers, house, impressed, inside, lady, looked, male, parrot, parrots, pray, prayers, praying, priest, priests, rosary, shocked, solution, ushered, walked

Replies: 5
Views: 2,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2006 10:00 AM; by bennylaird

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Wanted, Buckles for swashing

Started by Iain, 19th September 2006 08:48 AM

aaaahhh, aaahhh, aahhsp, bates, boy, bring, buckles, cabin, dogs, fresh, master, move, parrot, plank, polly, scurvy, sea, seaman, staines, swash, swashing, toime, walking, wanted, yer

Replies: 11
Views: 2,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2006 09:58 PM; by Iain

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There's a parrot on the plane

Started by Phil Mac, 27th August 2006 02:28 PM

approach, brings, burly, coffee, complain, cow, emergency, exit, flustered, fly, forgets, kick, moment, omission, parrot, parrots, plane, plunging, reaching, seat, shaking, squawks, stewardess, stewards, strapped, surprised, thrown, unaccustomed, whisky, wrenched

Replies: 0
Views: 1,085

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2006 02:28 PM; by Phil Mac

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The Appreciated Gift

Started by Jack Plane, 17th August 2006 11:35 AM

appreciated, bible, brothers, built, clean, college, delivered, gift, groceries, holidays, home, house, huge, left, live, mama, marvin, mercedes, michael, milton, mom, notes, parrot, recite, stay, successful, theatre, travel, twenty, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,333

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2006 11:35 AM; by Jack Plane

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The Mexican caretaker

Started by Breslauer, 21st July 2006 02:12 AM

broke, candle, caretaker, cart, dead, die, died, driver, electricity, ernesto, fire, fired, funeral, hacienda, horse, house, incendio, insane, lord, lucky, meat, mexican, nike, parrot, rotten, talking, tiger, water, won, woods

Replies: 0
Views: 1,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2006 02:12 AM; by Breslauer

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Moved: Clever parrot

Started by Carry Pine, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM

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Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2006 07:39 PM; by Ivan in Oz

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Parrot joke

Started by Christopha, 21st November 2005 04:42 PM

$100, $10000, average, beak, bird, birds, boy, deeply, difference, extra, fellow, file, hands, happened, hump, joke, kill, life, looked, machinist, master, money, owner, parrot, pet, poured, store, tools, warn, worth

Replies: 9
Views: 1,611

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2005 10:05 PM; by Iain

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Not an Irish Joke.

Started by outback, 28th May 2005 05:50 PM

bag, breaks, budgie, carrying, cliff, connor, dat, dere, dis, edge, fook, fookn, gerry, head, hits, irish, joke, jumping, paddy, paper, parrot, parrotshooting, pass, pet, seamus, sean, shakes, shop, takes, watches

Replies: 1
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2005 06:53 PM; by Bob Willson

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The Parrot

Started by rod1949, 19th May 2005 05:44 PM

audience, captains, cruise, day, fate, finally, found, fourth, goody, hatred, hey, hiding, hold, magician, middle, oldy, parrot, piece, sank, sea, ship, stared, table, trick, tricks, understand, utter, week, wood, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,248

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2005 05:44 PM; by rod1949

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The Parrot

Started by OtakiriLad, 7th May 2005 07:16 PM

$100, advice, beak, bird, bump, careful, dead, decides, drink, drown, enquires, ex-parrot, fancier, file, guy, hell, hook, owner, owns, parrot, parrots, pet, shop, street, talking, talks, time, told, vice, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2005 07:16 PM; by OtakiriLad

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A Parrot joke

Started by duckman, 30th March 2005 09:29 PM

bad, bird, birds, bit, cage, daughters, girls, home, house, husband, implication, joke, keith, laugh, live, looked, madam, moments, offended, owner, parrot, pet, raised, returned, school, shocked, situation, teenage, woman, womans

Replies: 2
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 10:44 AM; by Iain

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A pirate walks into a bar ...

Started by Bob Willson, 2nd September 2004 06:47 PM

arrrr, bar, bartender, driving, hey, leg, nuts, pants, parrot, peg, pirate, shoulder, steering, walks, wheel

Replies: 0
Views: 1,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2004 06:47 PM; by Bob Willson

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Vet Bill

Started by Baz, 5th January 2004 08:28 PM

bill, birds, cat, computer, dead, delicately, dog, eyes, head, hit, jumped, keys, limp, looked, meowed, moments, owner, parrot, produced, ran, returned, sat, shook, shrugged, sniffed, table, terminal, vet, veterinary, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,677

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2004 08:28 PM; by Baz

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Dumb Bird

Started by Grue, 29th September 2003 05:54 AM

beneath, bird, burglar, closed, direction, doberman, drapes, dumb, flashlight, froze, grue, happened, house, inside, jesus, kitchen, lamp, laughed, outfit, parrot, parrots, perch, pincher, shined, sic, sitting, steal, tracks, video, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2003 05:54 AM; by Grue

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Polly

Started by Richard Casey, 19th May 2002 11:55 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2002 11:55 PM; by Richard Casey

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2 animal jokes

Started by Gino, 6th November 2001 10:29 PM

$20, >after, >all, >the, >well, >what, >with, animal, cat, dead, dog, dogs, english, feet, guy, happened, head, jokes, labrador, lifted, nighty, parrot, postman, sadly, shook, sniffing, speak, table, vet, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,809

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2001 09:16 PM; by John Saxton

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Parrat

Started by Gino, 7th July 2001 12:12 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2001 12:19 AM; by Gino

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Magician.

Started by RETIRED, 25th June 2001 07:30 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2001 07:30 PM; by RETIRED

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doggy joke

Started by Gino, 1st May 2001 09:08 PM

answered, beam, bell, bird, burglar, clicked, corner, doggy, finally, flashlight, frantically, freaked, heard, jesus, joke, laughed, light, moses, parrot, people, promptly, rest, rotweiller, shined, source, squawked, valuables, voice, warn, watching

Replies: 0
Views: 1,233

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2001 09:08 PM; by Gino

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Duck Not Parrot

Started by DonN, 3rd October 2000 05:57 PM

animals, beer, call, canvas, circus, confused, day, drinks, duck, f#@k, hey, hole, job, landlord, line, marvellous, middle, money, parrot, paying, plasterer, pub, reckon, replies, ringleader, roof, sandwich, sounds, talks, top

Replies: 1
Views: 1,922

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2000 09:52 PM; by Iain

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another parrot joke

Started by Gino, 30th September 2000 11:39 PM

astonished, attitude, beg, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, chicken, continued, correct, door, dramatic, endeavor, forgiveness, freezer, frightened, half, hurt, jeffrey, joke, minute, parrot, quickly, quiet, rude, sound, stepped, suddenly, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,622

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2000 11:08 AM; by John Saxton

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Parrot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Started by Iain, 29th September 2000 12:28 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2000 09:33 PM; by John Saxton

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Robin (related to the parrot)

Started by Iain, 29th September 2000 12:36 PM

awoke, bed, bloody, born, brought, crushed, frail, happiness, happy, head, heart, joy, morn, morning, parrot, paused, perched, related, robin, sill, sing, slowly, smiled, spring, sweet, sweetly, thrill, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,849

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2000 09:29 PM; by John Saxton

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Just in case you forgot more parrots

Started by Iain, 26th September 2000 02:06 PM

aria, beautiful, call, case, clerk, customer, cycle, entire, floor, forgot, guy, holy, maestro, moly, mozart, parrot, parrots, pet, ring, sing, store, wagners, walks, wow, wrote

Replies: 4
Views: 1,648

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2000 10:14 PM; by Iain

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Collared Parrot

Started by John Saxton, 27th September 2000 09:25 PM

bided, bird, birds, caught, cock, collared, days, due, easy, girl, haso, hell, johnno, lady, male, neck, pair, parrot, parrots, parson, pet, ribbon, spot, talking, tied, visit, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2000 09:25 PM; by John Saxton

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Oh hell ...........another parrot joke

Started by John Saxton, 24th September 2000 09:23 PM

big-eyed, bitch, bring, cage, care, changed, female, glared, gonna, hell, home, immediately, johnno, joke, marilyn, nervous, night, obvious, owl, owl.he, parrot, parrot.it, pet, shop, someones, tonight.someones, tonightthe, usual, whoo, whooo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,443

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2000 09:23 PM; by John Saxton

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No parrot but a Grasshopper

Started by gazaly, 6th September 2000 10:36 AM

bar, barman, drink, grasshopper, kevin, named, parrot, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,559

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2000 03:00 PM; by Iain

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Parrot NO Dancing Duck

Started by Iain, 6th September 2000 09:22 AM

$2000, amazing, bar, biscuit, blows, candle, dancing, deal, duck, lad, lid, negotiates, night, parrot, people, performance, pouring, profits, pub, publican, responds, response, settle, shop, shut, simple, soar, stop, takes, tin

Replies: 1
Views: 1,788

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2000 10:24 AM; by John Saxton

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Another Parrot

Started by Mal, 3rd September 2000 11:28 PM

breaks, burglar, cage, call, coming, continues, doberman, hears, house, jesus, kitchen, listens, lounge, moses, night, occupants, odd, parrot, person, polly, replied, stops, voice, walked

Replies: 4
Views: 1,867

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2000 01:49 PM; by RETIRED

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