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The Priest

Started by John Saxton, 23rd June 2014 09:04 PM

answered, backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, condom, daddy, father, girls, grandchildren, grandfather, hundreds, impatient, leaned, looked, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, thinking, wear, wore

Replies: 2
Views: 1,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 03:21 PM; by A Duke

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JOKES

Hello

Started by Luxos, 25th May 2014 07:42 PM

314638314639314640, a.e, ago, brisbane, cleanup, decided, donate, drive, found, herbert, kerbside, lathe, live, local, michael, missing, motor, project, re-start, recently, sat, shaft, shed, society, turners, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 1,734

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2014 10:23 PM; by Perfect Pens

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Robland NX410 Pro Review. updated 14th Jun

Started by Albert, 14th June 2013 07:19 AM

14th, adjustment, assembly, combination, compared, crew, delivery, finished, hours, jacks, jun, june, logistics, machine, noise, nx410, pro, quality, review, robland, sat, sliding, snipe, spent, table, technician, thicknesser, timber, time, updated

Replies: 2
Views: 7,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2014 07:35 PM; by Albert

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PRODUCT REVIEWS

A Man & His Wife.

Started by issatree, 28th November 2013 01:22 AM

coffee, dash, dvd, golf, hours, iphone, jug, laptop, man, nice, outage, person, play, power, raining, sat, talked, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2013 08:30 PM; by Scott

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JOKES

Ipswich woodcraft open day.

Started by Bluegum, 1st October 2013 11:11 AM

25th, 830, annual, attend, brasall, club, day, demonstrations, doors, hall, holding, ipswich, located, mihi, oct, open, raffles, sat, sausage, scout, sizzle, street, woodcraft

Replies: 0
Views: 1,763

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2013 11:11 AM; by Bluegum

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EVENTS

Hi from Adelaide

Started by michaellxv, 21st September 2013 01:00 AM

adelaide, arose, base, building, dads, desire, dob, fews, heaps, learn, learned, lots, progress, reading, router, sat, shelf, table, telescope, triton, unused, wood

Replies: 6
Views: 1,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2013 07:32 PM; by old1955

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Chuck The Rooster

Started by WoodJunky, 10th August 2013 06:25 PM

age, agent, animals, chuck, decided, eatin, farmer, guy, head, makes, marge, mildred, movie, pants, pervert, pet, popcorn, rooster, sat, shoulder, sir, stick, theater, ticket, town, undid, watch, whispered, worry

Replies: 2
Views: 1,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2013 09:29 AM; by Mulgabill

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JOKES

Aldi LED Strip Lighting.

Started by issatree, 26th May 2013 02:15 AM

9.45am, aldi, approx, bit, convince, decision, feeling, garage, item, led, left, lighting, mickey, morn, mouse, pics, read, sat, strip, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 7,518

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2013 08:56 AM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sharing a meal at restaurants….

Started by MBM888, 26th May 2013 07:04 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,338

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2013 11:14 AM; by Rickey Herb

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JOKES

Coffs Harbour to Nerang Qld

Started by Barterbuilt, 12th February 2013 12:07 PM

15th, 16th, approx, coffs, empty, fairly, feb, friday, harbour, machine, nerang, pick, qld, sat, trailer, travelling, ute

Replies: 2
Views: 1,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2013 07:03 AM; by Barterbuilt

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MEMBERS TRANSPORT

Short working week

Started by Grumpy John, 25th October 2012 09:36 AM

530, arvo, changed, complaining, days, fri, green, half, hard, hours, idea, motivated, observation, recently, sat, shed, short, start, stating, thursday, week, whinging, working

Replies: 9
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2012 08:06 AM; by Grumpy John

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Why not polyurathane?

Started by Walesey, 7th August 2012 09:44 AM

$15, applying, bookshelf, bound, clock, coated, dollars, e-bay, estapol, experience, finish, finishes, forum, french, gun, hundred, million, polyurathane, ruin, sanded, sat, satin, shellac, sits, skills, spray, style, thee, tip, varnish

Replies: 9
Views: 2,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2012 01:22 PM; by Horsecroft88

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RESTORATION

An Australian Poem

Started by fenderbelly, 9th October 2012 11:45 AM

1966, australia, australian, buildings, call, crawlies, currency, door, dunny, flamin, friendly, hangin, hide, idea, inside, left, light, neighbours, newspaper, peck, poem, read, sat, sit, sorbent, squares, tissues, wall, whove, zac

Replies: 1
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2012 06:54 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

ANYONE GOING TO: Canberra Show then back to Sydney this Fri / Sat

Started by Pac man, 29th August 2012 03:42 PM

1st, approval, authority, buy, canberra, catch, chance, dad, day, delgated, fathers, fri, gift, knife, mssrs, pick, post, received, sat, swmbo, sydney, unable, vesper, week, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,645

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2012 11:36 PM; by Pac man

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MEMBERS TRANSPORT

Swedish Biedermeier revival dining table

Started by Antipodes, 21st August 2012 10:19 PM

bathtub, biedermeier, bitten, bubbling, bullet, dining, disastrous, existing, forearm, half, ligament, perfect, polish, project, revival, ridges, rubbed, sanded, sat, seats, shellac, sitting, started, stripped, surface, swedish, table, top, tore, veneer

Replies: 1
Views: 1,857

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2012 11:20 PM; by Antipodes

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RESTORATION

G'day from Coffs Harbour

Started by Billabong, 8th August 2012 01:51 AM

$150, bolts, books, buy, chatting, cheers, clients, coffs, couple, creek, dave, deliveries, gday, halfway, harbour, highway, hope, knocked, pass, property, raced, random, sat, section, shortly, sold, surprise, thousands, weekend, worth

Replies: 7
Views: 1,651

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2012 06:19 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

GOING TO: Canberra to Sydney and return Sat 18/8/12

Started by DavidG, 17th August 2012 11:46 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,583

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2012 11:46 AM; by DavidG

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MEMBERS TRANSPORT

silky / english oak furniture restoration

Started by nick_b00, 25th June 2008 08:38 PM

cabinet, call, chair, chairs, comfortable, couple, desk, english, filing, final, furniture, oak, pic, pics, restoration, restored, sat, silky, swivel, wip

Replies: 8
Views: 10,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2012 11:19 PM; by Lawry01

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RESTORATION

A small mistake

Started by Breslauer, 10th June 2012 11:39 PM

americans, bitch, chastise, defend, demanded, dog, else;, empty, english, french, gentleman, imagine, lady, leaned, mistake, nose, railed, rude, sat, seat, sir, sit, small, soldier, tossed, train, walked, window, woman, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2012 04:47 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Ducted heating installer removed roof structural members

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 24th March 2012 04:20 PM

agao, bought, builder, building, caused, ceiling, company, crack, damage, daughter, ducted, fine, friend, furious, heating, incensed, installers, knowledge, plaster, read, removed, renovateforum.com, report, roof, sat, structural, struts, thread, unit, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2012 04:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

GOING TO: Up the coast, Bega to Coffs Harbour.

Started by Wood-waster, 4th March 2012 07:02 PM

11th, 12th, 9th, arrive, bega, coast, coffs, commodore, detours.2tsup, empty, fri, friday, happy, harbour, heading, leaving, march, monday, morning, night, resonably, returning, sat, sawtell, station, sunday, sydney, wagon

Replies: 0
Views: 2,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2012 07:02 PM; by Wood-waster

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MEMBERS TRANSPORT

It ain't arf 'ot

Started by artme, 1st February 2012 07:35 PM

arf, bloody, delicated, enervating, finished, hell, hot, lawn, left, looked, makes, perspire, pile, reconstitute, salt, sat, spell.must, sweat.mowed, water, weather

Replies: 8
Views: 1,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2012 11:32 PM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Snowyskiesau Many Thanks

Started by wheelinround, 9th December 2011 07:29 AM

6.30am, air, aroma, arrived, christmas, ddd, depleted, door, filled, firewood, geoff, gift, happy, hope, left, lol, merry, morning, parcel, promptly, ray, rolleyes, sanderson, sat, snowyskiesau, stunned, sue, supply, wonderful, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,923

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2011 07:29 AM; by wheelinround

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HAVE YOUR SAY

It would make you cry

Started by BEKKY, 5th December 2011 05:23 PM

blind, born, cried, cripple, cry, crying, day, decided, earth, encountered, farther, happy, heaven, him.bigcry, lord, make, met, public, road, sat, service, son, stroll, sunset, touched, visit, walk, walked, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2011 05:23 PM; by BEKKY

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JOKES

Im sure you will all like this one!!

Started by Woodkid, 3rd December 2011 12:10 PM

1st, 3rd, agreed, answer, brooks, dog, excitement?harry, explained, fifth-grade, firetruck, forward, grade, hanging, hard, harry, legs, mouth, office, pants, pink, principal, principals, question, questions, relief, sat, teacher, test, told, wondered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2011 05:23 PM; by BEKKY

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JOKES

How to start a fight

Started by RedShirtGuy, 22nd November 2011 05:15 PM

busily, cutting, day, driveway, fight, finish, found, grass, handed, hinting, home, house, minute, pair, sat, scissors, seated, sewing, short, snipping, start, started, sweep, table, tall, time, tiny, toothbrush, watched, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2011 04:45 PM; by BEKKY

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JOKES

Free to Air Sat tv

Started by smidsy, 9th July 2011 07:26 PM

250k, advice, air, antenna, cash, central, cheers, dish, easily, experience, fit, fix, foxtel, free, house, inland, landlord, leave, loath, note, paul, reception, rip, roof, sat, satelite, secure, thinking, unwatchable, yard

Replies: 1
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2011 10:32 PM; by doug1

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Aldi vs Stanley

Started by artme, 26th April 2011 03:39 PM

$25, $87, =and, aldi, bought, bunnies, carry, caseo, change, cosmetic, handle, level, protective, sat, spirit, stanley, unit

Replies: 11
Views: 2,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2011 05:20 PM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Splinter Group

Started by Bushmiller, 25th April 2011 08:46 PM

angry, bob, brown, bureau, doctor, due, examining, facility, forest, green, group, hours, land, management, party, paul, permits, policies, reappeared, sat, service, smiled, splinter, splinters, told, tree, wait, waited, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2011 08:46 PM; by Bushmiller

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JOKES

A Irishman's chilli...

Started by Woodwould, 4th February 2011 12:10 PM

bloke, bottom, bowl, chilli, close, dead, delight, eagerly, front, immediately, irishman, looked, loving, mouse, mouthful, nah, noticed, paddy, puked, reached, repulsive, sat, shocked, sight, sitting, slid, spooning, staring, started, yerself

Replies: 7
Views: 1,692

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2011 07:49 AM; by Mulgabill

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JOKES

36000ft

Started by Biggles73, 25th January 2011 10:25 PM

aircraft, alert, attached, attendants, blew, calmly, confidently, confirmed, crew, demeanor, door, engine, engines, exploded, feel, flight, grabbed, handing, package, packages, parachutes, passenger, passengers, pilot, replied, sat, seats, spoke, walked, worry

Replies: 1
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2011 01:29 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

First Aid

Started by Rodgera, 15th January 2011 06:40 PM

$accident, aid, awful, bartender, blood, broken, car, door, elm, explains, fainting, flash, fractured, goodness, head, knees, late, leg, lying, middle, sat, skull, street, street;, terrible, thrown, training, waitress, walking, walks$

Replies: 2
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2011 09:20 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Allans weight is perfect.

Started by munruben, 29th December 2010 04:37 PM

absolutely, allan, allans, chart, christmas, current, desk, doctor, festivities, food, looked, meter, perfect, sat, scale, scales, short, step, studied, weight

Replies: 4
Views: 1,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2010 09:58 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Barley Leaf Table...

Started by tenman, 12th December 2010 08:42 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,663

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2010 11:23 PM; by tenman

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RESTORATION

Where the hell is my builder?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 3rd September 2010 02:00 PM

advice, average, builder, contract, day, days, diligence, due, estimated, failing, hell, hour, hours, proceed, read, renovateforum.com, rest, running, sat, site, thread, time, weeks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,053

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2010 02:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

The Kauri Project - Sydney

Started by AlexS, 30th July 2010 09:31 AM

20th, 21st, 29th, agathis, attached, aug, august, australian, brochures, choice, collected, details, exhibition, friday, gardens, gate, kauri, lion, lodge, objects, pacific, project, purchase, sale, sat, sun, sydney, tickets, tree, wood

Replies: 13
Views: 3,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2010 01:06 PM; by RufflyRustic

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EVENTS

Funeral Joke

Started by joe greiner, 1st July 2010 09:18 PM

awe, beautiful, burst, cardiologist, casket, closed, covered, died, doctor, doctors, elaborate, eulogy, eyes, famous, forever, funeral, heart, hospital, huge, joke, laughter, life, mourners, proctologist, rolled, sat, sealing, stared, stood, thinking

Replies: 6
Views: 1,933

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2010 01:28 PM; by Rum Pig

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JOKES

Old potbelly & new brick floor installed... But need some advice

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 15th June 2010 01:20 PM

back-ground, brick, bricked, corner, damage, doh, figure, floor, heat, heavy, insulation, layed, lighter, lounge, metre, nice, potbelly, protect, protects, provide, read, renovateforum.com, restumping, row, sat, started, thread, tin, wall, weird

Replies: 0
Views: 1,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2010 01:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Update on Cinderella

Started by Calm, 21st May 2010 11:19 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,548

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 11:19 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

The Geelong Bay City Swap Meet.

Started by issatree, 5th May 2010 11:16 AM

2010, 452, 7am, 8th, bay, bikes, bring, buyer, city, connected, dog, door, e10, entry, geelong, hope, issatree, letting, meet, mel, parking, racecourse, riding, rules, sat, showgrounds, starts, swap, time, unload

Replies: 0
Views: 2,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2010 11:16 AM; by issatree

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EVENTS

Garage Sale, Garage Sale.

Started by issatree, 16th February 2010 05:25 PM

138, 2010, 20th, 432, 8.15am, array, articles, bringing, community, d11, feb, garage, geelong, huge, issatree, mel, norlane, northern, sale, sat, shed, start, station, street, suburb, unwanted, vic

Replies: 3
Views: 1,651

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2010 07:18 PM; by issatree

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EVENTS

Mother/Daughter Banquet (from SWMBO's file)

Started by Rodgera, 22nd January 2010 05:15 PM

14-year-old, banquet, body, choose, crowd, daughter, daughters, file, forward, hate, love, mom, mother or daughter, mother/daughter, mothers, pastors, reviewing, sat, share, swmbo, swmbos, taught, wife, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2010 05:15 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

What a girl wanbts for Christmas

Started by munruben, 10th December 2009 11:20 PM

adults, aged, answered, bring, christmas, claus, emily, girl, hair, lady, lap, loving, mall, mother, nicely, quickly, replied, requests, santa, sat, shopping, smiled, son-in-law, surprised, sweetly, thoughtful, walked, wanbts

Replies: 2
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 07:04 AM; by artme

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JOKES

Poisoned Coffee

Started by Rodgera, 3rd December 2009 05:01 PM

accused, attorney, bit, breakfast, coffee, cup, defense, drink, feel, husband, moment, pity, poison, poisoned, poisoning, prompted, replied, sat, slightest, stand, table, watched, witness, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,031

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2009 07:34 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Golf balls

Started by WoodJunky, 23rd October 2009 09:00 PM

balls, beautiful, blonde, bulging, bus, continued, curiosity, deeply, elbow, finally, front, glances, golf, hurt, minutes, pockets, puzzled, sat, tennis, thinking, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,038

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2009 09:00 PM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

Toilet pan on mortar bed?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 16th October 2009 01:40 PM

bed, difference, discovered, fair, impression, install, leak, makes, moment, mortar, murray, nice, p.s, pan, plonked, read, renovateforum.com, retiling, sat, silicone, slab, solid, sound, struck, stumps, thinking, thread, tiles, toilet, toilets

Replies: 0
Views: 2,444

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2009 01:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Modern Nursey Rhymes - Warning, a bit rude

Started by simon c, 30th March 2005 02:46 PM

ass, bit, boys, dumpty, egg, f---, forgot, frankie, humpty, jill, kings, kissed, lamb, mary, modern, nursey, panky, pieman, pylon, ran, rhymes, rude, sat, silly, simon, simple, skirt, volts, warning

Replies: 12
Views: 3,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2009 09:26 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Another Blonde Joke

Started by Breslauer, 5th June 2009 08:39 AM

$20, 958, bar, bet, blonde, bob, building, death, dove, dude, earlier, fair, fairs, falling, handed, handsome, hed, hell, joke, jump, ledge, money, news, replied, sat, stared, swan, upset, walked, willingly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2009 08:39 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

A dead duck

Started by WoodJunky, 2nd June 2009 06:28 PM

$150, bill, bird, cat, dead, delicately, dog, duck, ducks, eyes, foot, haunches, head, jumped, limp, looked, meowed, minutes, owner, patted, returned, sad, sat, shook, sniffed, softly, strolled, table, vet, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2009 05:48 PM; by Gingermick

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JOKES

Cinderella

Started by groverwa, 13th May 2009 11:49 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2009 11:49 PM; by groverwa

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JOKES

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ANYONE GOING TO: Canberra Show then back to Sydney this Fri / Sat

GOING TO: Canberra to Sydney and return Sat 18/8/12

GOING TO: Up the coast, Bega to Coffs Harbour.