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Ethics

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd July 2013 12:11 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2013 01:01 PM; by Timless Timber

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Elderly Romance

Started by Rodgera, 20th February 2013 11:20 AM

advanced, afterward, alex, citizens, coffee, dance, danced, elderly, fourth, home, husband, married, met, remind, romance, ruth, senior, times, walked, widower, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2013 01:18 PM; by Wongo

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Elderly Driver

Started by Rodgera, 12th January 2013 09:31 AM

beer, car, crashed, cut, doctor, drawer, driver, drivers, drove, elderly, examined, fairly, front, handed, hedge, home, late, lawn, license, model, pieces, quiet, reading, rest, scissors, sitting, startled, thanked, time, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2013 10:19 AM; by chambezio

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A newborn baby?

Started by MBM888, 9th November 2012 03:40 PM

aches, age, baby, bench, bill, elderly, feel, gentlemen, hair, home, newborn, pains, pants.”sad1, retirement, sitting, teeth, tree, wet, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 984

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2012 03:40 PM; by MBM888

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Attending a lecture.

Started by RedShirtGuy, 29th October 2012 07:28 PM

2am, abuse, alcohol, attending, body, effects, elderly, giving, human, late, lecture, night, officer, police, replies, smoking, staying, stopped, time, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 971

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2012 07:28 PM; by RedShirtGuy

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Lecture time

Started by Groggy, 3rd October 2011 07:07 PM

a.m, abuse, alcohol, body, effects, elderly, giving, human, late, lecture, night, officer, police, replied, smoking, staying, stopped, time, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,051

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2011 09:05 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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The Caring Grandfather

Started by Ozkaban, 28th September 2011 04:03 PM

amazing, badly, behaved, boy, business, calmly, car, caring, controlled, cool, disruptive, easy, elderly, gentleman, granddad, grandfather, grandpa, groceries, impressed, kevin, littles, loading, lucky, minutes;, stay, supermarket, time, voice, william, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2011 04:41 PM; by fenderbelly

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Alcohol Abuse

Started by gawdelpus, 6th January 2011 10:48 PM

130, a.m, abuse, alcohol, body”, cheers, effects, elderly, giving, human, john, lecture, night, night?”, officer, police, replies, stopped, time, wife, “my, “really

Replies: 2
Views: 1,057

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2011 06:28 PM; by Christos

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Gorilla on the Roof - Plan "B"

Started by Barry_White, 11th October 2010 03:54 PM

12-gauge, approach, attack, baseball, bat, chap, chiwawa, climb, dog, elderly, explained, gorilla, ground, handcuffs, handed, hits, home, house, knock, ladder, lowered, plan, private, protect, roof, shotgun, specially, trained, truck, zoo

Replies: 2
Views: 2,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2010 06:52 PM; by Ian Smith

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A few good Senior Moments

Started by Calm, 21st May 2010 10:57 PM

baby, couple, cream, doctor, door, elderly, feel, garage, gentleman, good, hear, hearing, hospital, ice, kitchen, moments, morris, neighbor, newborn, night, plate, remember, replied, restaurant, senior, strawberries, walked, walking, whipped, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,636

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 10:57 PM; by Calm

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A senior Moment

Started by Ian Smith, 29th January 2010 03:02 PM

carnation, couple, dinner, eating, elderly, flower, friend, friends, gentlemen, growls, highly, kitchen, left, love, moment, nahhhh, night, offers, poppy, recommend, red, replies, restaurant, rose, senior, suggestion, table, thorns, wives, yells

Replies: 4
Views: 1,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2010 06:50 AM; by Grumpy John

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Elderly Golfers

Started by fenderbelly, 18th November 2009 07:57 PM

ago, arrives, arthur, ball, brother, brother-in-law, brothers, day, downcast, elderly, eyesight, fairway, golf, golfers, heads, home, hundred, makes, mighty, perfect, remember, replied, retirement, sighs, squints, swing, takes, tees, tells, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,193

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2009 12:37 PM; by rrich

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Skinny dipping

Started by Rum Pig, 9th October 2009 12:18 PM

avocado, dam, dipping, elderly, lower, mango, owned, paddocks, planted, property, queensland, skinny, trees.

Replies: 4
Views: 1,608

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2009 05:48 PM; by mickelmaster

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Grumpy Old Man

Started by fenderbelly, 11th August 2009 05:11 PM

agitated, arrived, car, card, chided, credit, drive, elderly, entire, finally, geezer, glasses, grumpy, hat, hurried, husband, inside, leaving, left, man, minute, relief, restaurant, resumed, retrieve, return, trip, unknowingly, woman, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2009 05:46 PM; by Bluegum

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Raising Children

Started by Rodgera, 22nd July 2009 08:14 PM

book, child, children, crying, curb, elderly, gentleman, johnny, judgement, lost, mom, munrubben, neighborhood, quiet, raising, rearing, residential, shes, sitting, sobbed, son, strolling, trouble, worse

Replies: 0
Views: 976

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2009 08:14 PM; by Rodgera

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Dr Quick

Started by wheelinround, 24th February 2009 09:53 PM

a&e, answered, bedridden, bob, breakfast, complete, confusion, died, elderly, hair, hosp, husband, jelly, kentucky, london, massive, morning, noticed, nurse, patient, patients, produced, quick, quickly, replied, royal, submitted, taste, taxi, told

Replies: 2
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2009 11:17 AM; by Pheonix

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Tragic News

Started by fenderbelly, 21st February 2009 05:51 PM

afraid, appeared, attack, beating, brain-dead, cheeks, clasped, cried, dear, doctor, drove, elderly, emergency, family, god, hands, heart, liberal, massive, news, sadly, scrubs, shock, suffered, tragic, wait, wearing, wife, wildly

Replies: 4
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2009 10:25 PM; by munruben

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Elderly pride

Started by peterpiper, 3rd February 2009 04:45 AM

bill, blonde, coffee, court, cried, cute, damn, day, elderly, feed, figured, friends, guilty, happened, jail, judge, loud, met, park, pled, pride, rape, remember, replied, sam, shop, sue, waitress, world, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2009 08:37 AM; by wolften

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Right to die

Started by Gingermick, 8th November 2008 06:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ambulance, bedroom, care, community, couple, court, cummins, death, depression, die, elderly, found, home, issues, janetta, matter, november, pact, paramedics, rochford, rolfe, rolfes, sentence, significant, suicide, time, told, tragic, voluntary, wife

Replies: 28
Views: 3,973

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2008 12:40 AM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

discharge from the hospital

Started by munruben, 3rd November 2008 08:35 PM

bathroom, bed, chair, changing, chat, discharge, discharged, dressed, elderly, elevator, feet, gentleman, gown, hospital, insisted, leave, meeting, nurse, patients, regulations, reluctantly, require, rules, shes, sitting, suitcase, upstairs, wheel, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,664

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2008 10:32 PM; by flatlinerz

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The wooden bowl

Started by wheelinround, 2nd August 2008 09:39 AM

ate, bowl, care, daughter-in-law, day, dropped, eating, elderly, evening, family, floor, food, fork, four-year-old, grandfather, grandfathers, hands, happiness, husband, learned, life, milk, son, spilled, sweetly, table, tomorrow, wife, wooden, words

Replies: 1
Views: 6,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2008 03:48 PM; by pitbull

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A Woodies Yarn

Retirement home.

Started by munruben, 20th July 2008 11:42 AM

80-year, air, announces, bessie, bursts, clenched, close, elderly, elephant, fist, gentleman, guess, hand, holds, home, moment, night, rear, rec, retirement, shouts, spend, supper

Replies: 2
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2008 09:39 PM; by joe greiner

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The Virtues of a Good Haircut

Started by Rodgera, 16th July 2008 07:47 PM

answer, casual, comment, elderly, employed, extol, good, guy, hair, haircut, insisted, makes, mane, mature, middle-aged, recently, section, shaggy, stump, supervisor, virtues

Replies: 0
Views: 1,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2008 07:47 PM; by Rodgera

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Hear hear

Started by munruben, 21st June 2008 04:54 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2008 04:54 PM; by munruben

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marriage counselling can work!

Started by damian, 5th June 2008 03:35 PM

answered, collecting, counselling, drop, dunno, elderly, finally, fish, flipping, fridays, gown, husband, lady, marriage, moment, mondays, night-gown, relate, replied, sat, silently, soup, supersex, therapist, walked, wednesdays, week, wheelchair, wife, work

Replies: 1
Views: 1,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2008 06:46 PM; by Barry Hicks

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They Could Still Remember....

Started by Barry Hicks, 21st May 2008 06:10 PM

age, basking, club, company, continued, dinner, discovered, elderly, enjoyable, enjoyed, gentler, glow, hay, inhibitor, joined, lost, magic, meeting, met, moments, munruben, natural, pantyhose, remember, roll, shared, thinking, time, virgin, woodie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,687

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2008 06:10 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Comprehensive Legal Service

Started by Barry Hicks, 14th May 2008 07:17 AM

arrange, arranged, car, comprehensive, distributed, elderly, finished, funeral, house, husband, lawyer, legal, life, morning, notice, people, provide, reclusive, replied, request, service, solicitor, spinster, thinking, wait, waited, weird

Replies: 1
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2008 11:35 AM; by fenderbelly

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Old Gentleman

Started by munruben, 29th April 2008 03:29 PM

bar, cocktail, dressed, drink, eighties, elderly, flower, gentleman, groomed, hair, image, lady, lapel, looked, lounge, mid, nineties, seated, shave, sip, sits, slightly, smelling, suit, takes, upscale, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2008 03:46 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Perjury

Started by Barry Hicks, 30th March 2008 11:37 AM

age, allan, blonde, coffee, cold, complained, court, day, days, earth, elderly, exclaimed, feed, friends, fronted, gaol, guilty, john, magistrate, meet, park, perjury, pleaded, police, pretty, proud, raped, replied, shop, yair

Replies: 0
Views: 1,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 11:37 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Que No More

Started by wheelinround, 25th March 2008 05:09 PM

45-minute, busy, elderly, husband, immediately, minutes, neighbour, reservations, restaurant, seated, table, told, wait, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 986

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2008 12:09 AM; by joe greiner

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The Cowboy Boots

Started by GourmetSaint, 13th March 2008 02:07 PM

authentic, bert, boots, bought, buys, couple, cowboy, elderly, furious, hanging, hat, home, house, louder, margaret, married, nope, notice, proudly, replies, sale, shoulda, time, tomorrow, walking, walks, wears, wife, yells, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 02:07 PM; by GourmetSaint

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Long Trip

Started by Rodgera, 8th March 2008 08:00 AM

arrived, bad, called, car, complained, couple, distance, elderly, finally, finishing, fussed, glasses, hat, highway, left, long, lunch, meal, miss, munruben, restaurant, retrieve, roadside, stopped, table, travel, trip, wife, woman, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,058

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2008 11:46 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Choosing hymns

Started by MICKYG, 21st February 2008 09:30 PM

brightened, building, choosing, church, congregation, elderly, eyes, front, glanced, hand, handsome, hymns, lady, looked, money, offering, pastor, people, person, pick, plate, plates, quiet, raised, saintly, shyly, slowly, sunday, told, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,001

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 09:30 PM; by MICKYG

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Italian War Hero

Started by Wood Butcher, 5th February 2008 05:08 PM

actions, circumstances, confession, danger, door, easily, elderly, father, flesh, forgiven, happened, hero, hide, italian, load, local, mind, people, priest, question, sexual, slid, son, succumb, sundays, times, urgently, war, weakness, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 09:55 PM; by dazzler

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Tooth Fairy

Started by MICKYG, 30th January 2008 10:16 AM

afternoon, age, appliances, barrage, braced, canes, daughter, day, delivers, elderly, fairy, false, found, four-year-old, glass, inevitable, intrigued, lunches, organization, pair, questions, rounds, shut-ins, soaking, staring, teeth, tooth, unfailingly, wheelchairs, whispered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,857

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 08:13 PM; by jow104

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Ask an elderly person not to ever drive.

Started by rgum, 18th November 2007 08:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ageing, budge, check, cheers, dissabled, drive, driving, easier, elderly, father, girlfriend, hands, issue, natural, neck, park, person, round, sad, shaking, sign, signs, slow, started, thread, tired, uncoord

Replies: 23
Views: 3,728

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2007 09:51 AM; by astrid

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A Bottle of Wine

Started by BazzaDLB, 20th November 2007 10:50 PM

bag, bottle, brown, car, detail, elder, elderly, husband, intently, looked, married, moment, navajo, noticed, quiet, sally, sat, seat, silent, silently, speaking, studying, talk, time, trade, vain, walking, wine, wisdom, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2007 10:50 PM; by BazzaDLB

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Two retired woodies

Started by fenderbelly, 1st October 2007 08:54 PM

aches, age, albert, baby, bench, centre, elderly, feel, hair, new-born, pains, pants, retired, retirement, sitting, teeth, tree, wet, woodies, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,098

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 12:28 AM; by joe greiner

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Howard visits nursing home

Started by munruben, 24th August 2007 10:57 AM

bath, calls, close, dear, elderly, female, hey, home, howard, john, lady, matron, minister, mister, morning, nursing, prime, replies, resident, run, sticks, stops, sydney, visiting, visits, walks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,742

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2007 04:14 AM; by bsrlee

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Headaches

Started by QbnDusty, 19th August 2007 12:07 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2007 11:19 AM; by ptc

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Petrol ads showing ratbag behaviour

Started by arose62, 30th July 2007 02:08 PM

ads, bad, behaviour, car, cars, couple, dragging, elderly, emoticon, hole, illegal, incredibly, irresponsible, killed, nose, offensive, petrol, placement, push, ratbag, showing, smh, smoking, story, taste, thumbs, tug-of-war, ultimate, version, website

Replies: 14
Views: 2,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2007 04:25 PM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Driving

Started by munruben, 21st July 2007 12:27 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,852

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2007 10:55 PM; by Glen

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Eat your hearts out, fellow shed-dwellers!

Started by Shedgirl, 20th March 2007 11:37 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

check, dammit, eat, elderly, fellow, follow, hearts, http://www.tablelands.com, link, millaa, north, prepare, property, qld, residential, rr360, rural, sale, selling, shed-dwellers, sheddwellers, slabs, stunned, timber, tools, woodworker

Replies: 47
Views: 7,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2007 07:48 PM; by Big Shed

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Security for the elderly

Started by Bob38S, 22nd February 2007 11:45 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bolt, bottom, centre, comfortable, conversation, door, doors, drilled, easily, elderly, engage, feet, floor, foot, height, hole, house, lock, locks, luck, pad, pin, release, retain, retractable, search, security, stability, stop, suggestions

Replies: 17
Views: 3,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2007 09:55 AM; by Bob38S

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Getting old

Started by bennylaird, 12th December 2006 07:46 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

anymore, blackouts, bouts, circulation;, class, decided, dementia, dizzy, elderly, engine, feel, feet, final, hands, hear, jet, k-mart, medications, memorys, poor, preacher, quieter, remember, replied, reporter, sharp, subject, undertaker, winded, woman

Replies: 25
Views: 3,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2007 10:29 PM; by QbnDusty

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Good old Grandma

Started by Geoffsa, 31st July 2006 04:27 PM

####, australia, bless, care, children, declined, died, elderly, father, france, god, good, grandma, honey, husband, iraq, korea, looked, lost, politely, protester, son, stick, touch, train, umbrella, vietnam, war, woman, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2006 04:27 PM; by Geoffsa

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The silent Fart

Started by bennylaird, 19th July 2006 11:28 AM

aid, attending, battery, church, couple, elderly, fart, halfway, hearing, husband, leans, replies, services, silent

Replies: 1
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2006 08:31 PM; by Bluegum

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An Aussie love story -

Started by Phil Spencer, 18th July 2006 04:08 PM

act, anzac, aussie, bed, bikkies, devoted, effort, elderly, f#ck, favourite, final, funeral, happy, heaven, hundreds, kitchen, landing, lay, left, literally, love, mustering, sixty, smacked, spatula, story, suddenly, table, wife, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,384

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2006 09:19 AM; by Phil Spencer

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Never ask a question if you don't know the answer!

Started by Jack Plane, 26th June 2006 03:13 PM

answer, attorney, called, elderly, grand, lawyers, motherly, prepared, prosecuting, question, small-town, southern, stand., trial, witness, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2006 06:02 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

Kiddie's Sayings

Started by Carry Pine, 14th June 2006 06:47 PM

4-year-old, 5-year-old, answered, bible, boy, children, daughter, day, elderly, found, front, girl, hole, kiddie, mother, note, nudity, pages, parents, phone, police, read, report, sayings, school, seat, son, staring, talk, van

Replies: 10
Views: 2,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2006 07:48 PM; by Iain

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