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God himself wants to see you!"

Started by groverwa, 3rd March 2014 05:24 PM

added, alive, amazed, celebrating, congratulations, electrician, forty, found, gates, god, hand, impossible, labour, life, lived, mans, modesty, pearly, peter, remember, royalty, saint, sheets, simply, son, special, time, totally, trades, worthy

Replies: 0
Views: 1,498

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2014 05:24 PM; by groverwa

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JOKES

WHY MEN GO TO BUNNINGS - the truth at last.

Started by beer is good, 27th November 2012 01:18 AM

add, age, bunnings, check, chick, cologne, crap, crotch, cute, dog, favourite, girl, hair, hands, hat, hole, hot, mans, men, middle, mirror, register, remember, running, school, shirt, shoes, shorts, stop, truth

Replies: 13
Views: 2,534

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2012 11:20 PM; by BobL

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JOKES

For the Ladies…

Started by MBM888, 17th October 2012 05:31 PM

$20, $20.00, address, bill, clean, condition, considered, deeply, exceptionally, eyes, flabbergasted, hand, handsome, house, kinky, ladies…, leaned, looked, mans, matter, meaningfully, moment, pressed, proposition, purse, removed, replied, slowly, woman, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2012 05:31 PM; by MBM888

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JOKES

embarrassing find

Started by doug3030, 23rd May 2012 09:50 AM

body, brisbane, decided, embarrassing, embarrassment, floating, found, g-string, heels, jersey, lipstick, mans, morning, n.s.w, origin, parents, pink, police, remove, river, save, wearing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2012 09:50 AM; by doug3030

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JOKES

GORE WARNING Ouch. Very ouch...

Started by NZStu, 15th January 2012 09:21 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

concerned, correct, gentleman, hand, herald, mans, national, news, ouch, procedure, thrusts, wood

Replies: 21
Views: 5,464

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2012 09:17 PM; by Shedhand

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SAFETY

She doesnt live here any more!!!

Started by doug3030, 28th October 2011 10:51 PM

2013, agitated, approached, canberra, day, front, gillard, guard, hand, hearing, julia, live, lodge, looked, love, mans, meet, minister, pime, prime, row, security, shook, sir, speak, told, tomorrow, understand, understandably, walked

Replies: 7
Views: 2,105

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2011 11:20 PM; by Bob38S

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JOKES

Squatters Chairs

Started by Woodlawn, 16th November 2011 08:20 PM

appreciated, arms, bases, bear, bottom, chairs, cheers, couple, covered, extending, forward, guys, hinged, ideas, mans, middle, poor, purpose, reclining, seats, slightly, spring, springs, squatters, thin, timber, unfinished, upholstered, verandah, woodlawn

Replies: 4
Views: 3,720

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2011 09:19 AM; by Woodlawn

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RESTORATION

hello all

Started by flicker, 17th March 2011 07:22 PM

ago, answer, birthday, build, comprehensive, conventional, coordination, engine, finish, flicker, flicker.ill, half, hand/eye, hope, ingham, mans, married, messmate, muster, nth, poor, retired, rose, site, south, stone, sweetheart, upper, west, yasi

Replies: 3
Views: 1,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2011 10:19 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The Pencil thief

Started by Mike Busby, 3rd September 2010 10:55 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

basket, biro, boot, bugger, catch, clothes, crap, dear, disappeared, dooh, drawer, ear, eee, forums, hang, house, land, laundry, mans, mongrel, pencil, pencils, rear, scribes, shed, size, sore, thief, tree, weatherzone

Replies: 47
Views: 5,497

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2011 06:12 PM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Your Yearly Dementia Test

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 14th December 2010 09:20 PM

answer, black, blue, bricks, bury, bus, cows, drink, east, engine, fail, germany, glass, green, haven, house, land, london, mans, milford, people, pink, plane, proceed, question, reading, silk, survivors, test, west

Replies: 0
Views: 1,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2010 09:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

'Nother joke you've prolly heard before!

Started by tea lady, 13th December 2010 12:56 PM

breathalyzer, center, chair, cross, digs, excuse, halls, hands, heard, joke, jumps, lady, line, maam, mans, naked, no-not, nother, prolly, pulls, purse, receipt, registration, sends, shes, store, warning, weaving, wheel, zooms

Replies: 4
Views: 1,631

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2010 09:17 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

The real mans Masterchef

Started by fenderbelly, 17th November 2010 09:29 AM

2010, final, funny, mans, masterchef, real, youtube

Replies: 1
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2010 11:42 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

something different

Started by jow104, 4th March 2010 08:15 PM

brain, confess, difficult, dozen, freecell, game, games, half, individually, makes, mans, monitor, morning, move, moves, played, roll, time, times

Replies: 4
Views: 930

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2010 10:55 PM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Careful who you push around!!!

Started by Rodgera, 26th January 2010 09:02 AM

400, 900, burly, careful, commotion, correct, door, dusted, finally, free, front, happening, hear, line, mans, morning, nerve, people, policeman, push, pushed, reacted, rushed, shoving, stepped, store, story, time, times, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2010 09:02 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

The prospector

Started by fenderbelly, 29th December 2009 10:47 AM

barrels, bullet, carried, clicks, cocked, crowd, dance, double-barreled, fired, fit, gun, gunslinger, hammers, holstered, laughing, looked, loud, mans, mule, pack, prospector, pulled, quietly, saloon, shotgun, slowly, son, started, tied, town

Replies: 5
Views: 1,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2010 11:58 AM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

3 More

Started by Dennis Millard, 2nd December 2009 06:17 PM

arrange, bank, china, collateral, elephant, excuse, father, frog, inside, knick-knack, loan, manager, mans, mick, miss, ndecd, paddy, patricia, ready, repeating-, replied, rolling, stone, story, tag, teller, told, walked, whack, wold

Replies: 0
Views: 941

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2009 06:17 PM; by Dennis Millard

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JOKES

Sandpaper disks advice required

Started by LanceC, 31st August 2009 10:20 PM

advice, appreciated, buying, couple, disks, duo, finally, grade, grades, greatly, hours, idea, items, list, mans, metabo, plunge, power, ras, reasonable, recommendation, required, run, sander, sanding, sandpaper, start, tassie, website, worth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,147

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2009 08:52 AM; by LanceC

Forum:
FINISHING

Repairing a staining disaster...

Started by deldridg, 13th July 2009 07:28 PM

advice, bad, disaster, doubt, drying, expert, finishing, hehe, job, lovely, mans, painting, paper, pine, questions, repairing, rubs, sand, sanded, shed, smooth, stain, stain/varnish, staining, started, table, time, top, varnish, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2009 10:09 AM; by deldridg

Forum:
FINISHING

Bank robbery

Started by munruben, 19th June 2009 06:27 PM

answered, bank, busy, customer, customers, dead, floor, glimpse, gun, gunman, lie, mans, mask, masked, pulled, rest, robbed, robber, robbery, shot, slipped, voice, walks, wife, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2009 10:36 AM; by mickelmaster

Forum:
JOKES

HB Skew

Started by Calm, 9th May 2009 01:34 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

andy, berfday, cheers, mans, morning, shed, skew, stubby, thewavebirthdayballoons

Replies: 15
Views: 2,628

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2009 09:38 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

A very amusing paradox:

Started by Shrek3, 28th January 2009 10:28 PM

amazed, amusing, answer, bequeathed, bloody, died, distraught, divide, divided, eldest, half, horses, mans, mess, middle, ninth, owned, paradox, question, seventeen, solution, son, sons, stable, stated, wealthy

Replies: 12
Views: 2,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2009 10:06 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

corner cabinet basket components

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:18 AM

basket, building, cabinet, components, corner, cupboard, designs, hinges, individual, kit, magic, mans, pretty, shelf, sliders, systems

Replies: 0
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:18 AM; by ubeaut

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

hi

Started by bassmansimon, 28th October 2008 03:19 PM

box, coffee, custom, damn, engagement, gals, girlfriend, guys, hands, hey, home, hope, love, mans, moving, nice, popped, price, projects, purchased, quality, question, re-discovered, recently, ring, school, simon, table, tools, woodworking

Replies: 6
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2008 11:23 PM; by Ed Reiss

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The Buttocks

Started by fenderbelly, 12th August 2008 11:40 AM

beauty, body, buttocks, cheek, darling, day, dear, doctor, donate, emotion, friends, graft, handsome, husband, kiss, mans, mother, offered, overcome, possibly, relatives, repay, replied, sacrifice, secret, skin, skinny, time, wife, youthful

Replies: 3
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2008 10:25 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Darling - I've Got an Headache!!

Started by Metal Head, 11th June 2008 08:36 PM

caused, chandler, claw, common, damage, darling, doctor, entered, eyesight, friend, gun, hammer, head, headache, kctv5, left, lower, mans, millimetre, monday, nail, pain, paralysed, pull, remove, serious, shot, speech, sting, teasing

Replies: 5
Views: 1,749

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2008 09:54 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

On Behalf of the females

Started by wheelinround, 6th June 2008 06:55 PM

$20.00, absolutely, address, behalf, clean, condition, considered, contended, deeply, eyes, female, females, flabbergasted, hand, house, joke, jokes, kinky, looked, love, male, mans, matter, meaningfully, offer, proposition, replied, slowly, woman, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,362

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2008 08:04 PM; by RufflyRustic

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JOKES

Do you reckon that I did the right thing?

Started by Phil Spencer, 27th May 2008 05:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

agreed, agreement, begging, bond, change, changed, company, competitor, handshake, interview, job, mans, mind, money, offered, reckon, reneging, ring, talk, territory, thing, thinking, told, ute, vehicle, wheelchair, wife, wifes, word, worth

Replies: 19
Views: 2,862

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2008 11:19 PM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

prepairing wall for tiling

Started by just a girl, 19th March 2008 08:54 PM

adhesive, board, brick, bricks, cement, coating, cornice, discover, expect, flat, girl, kitchen, mans, pity, plaster, prepairing, question, read, removed, section, silly, skim, smooth, stick, tile, tiler, tiles, tiling, wall, world

Replies: 4
Views: 1,877

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2008 06:04 PM; by vlv8vic

Forum:
TILING

In an Irish Pub

Started by fenderbelly, 24th March 2008 01:26 PM

die, donegal, father, heaven, irish, mans, meets, murphy, otoole, priest, pub, reply, stand, walked, walks, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2008 01:26 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Truly mans best friend

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 15th March 2008 03:46 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,141

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2008 03:58 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

mans best friend

Started by rat52, 14th March 2008 08:56 AM

boot, car, dog, experiment, friend, happy, hour, mans, simple, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2008 01:00 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Crook back

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th March 2008 01:03 PM

allan, ambulance, assured, attended, bmw, calendar, car, couple, crook, explain, extricate, fireman, firemen, happened, hell, husband, jaws, life, mans, months, replied, seized, sobbing, staff, stole, suddenly, tools, top, uncontrollably, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 01:26 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Man's Best Friend - The Proof

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th March 2008 09:51 AM

boot, car, dog, experiment, friend, happy, hour, man, mans, proof, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 921

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2008 11:44 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

A mans body

Started by dadpad, 7th February 2008 07:23 PM

addition, beer, body, built, chop, code, drink, google, mans, rights, time, trees, vimrod

Replies: 0
Views: 1,021

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2008 07:23 PM; by dadpad

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Must clean. must clean.

Started by tea lady, 25th January 2008 08:11 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

aplication, arrangements, beer, changing, charm, clean, coffee, crazed, drivel, expression, gadget, glad, gradually, heard, home, life.oo, lips, managed, mans, mysteries, plumbing, pressure, story, subsided, thinking, time, truth, washer, wasted, water

Replies: 48
Views: 6,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2008 08:25 PM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Brain Dead

Started by MICKYG, 30th January 2008 10:04 AM

attorney, brain, breathing, certificate, check, coroner, cross-examining, dead, death, defense, desk, guess, heart, jar, law, listen, mans, murder, practicing, pulse, signed, sitting, somewhere.rollrollroll, trial

Replies: 1
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2008 12:05 PM; by bobsreturn2003

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JOKES

Rotten stinking lowlife scum!

Started by Christopha, 3rd December 2007 02:12 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bloody, christmas, company, covered, dearest, driveway, fellow, guns, hell, insurance, knackered, left, lowlife, mans, merry, mine, mongrel, nail, parked, power, public, rang, rotten, rush, scum, steal, stinking, tools, trade, ute

Replies: 18
Views: 2,978

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2007 01:20 PM; by Matt88s

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

dogs...not man's best friend

Started by dazzam, 19th December 2007 01:22 AM

afraid, allegations, arrives, christmas, colour, condition, days, deck, dogs, dogsnot, finance, friend, grey, impressed, law, laying, legitimacy, lighten, man, mans, minister, mother, nasty, overly, pedigree, product, re-finishing, short, stronger, war

Replies: 3
Views: 1,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2007 09:12 PM; by dazzam

Forum:
FINISHING

Fugitive Ends Up In Alligator's Jaws

Started by Metal Head, 14th November 2007 07:54 PM

alligator, alligators, american, body, danger, dead, divers, ends, evidence, fleeing, foot, fugitive, indian, jaws, killed, lake, live, mans, mauled, miccosukee, parked, police, recovered, released, reservation, resort, sign, tribe, warning, week

Replies: 4
Views: 1,071

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 08:30 AM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

5 cents

Started by weisyboy, 12th October 2007 03:47 PM

5-cent, alright, bar, bloke, cafe, catches, cents, coffee, coin, coughs, counter, cup, father, free, hand, hands, heavens, mans, newspaper, package, pervert, piece, releasing, rushes, seat, starts, touch, violently, walks, word

Replies: 2
Views: 1,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2007 06:28 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Froggy

Started by munruben, 28th August 2007 01:27 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 10:51 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Rude awakening

Started by munruben, 18th August 2007 01:55 PM

awakening, bed, christian, clock, door, downstairs, drunk, guy, half, happened, hears, hed, house, husband, knock, lost, mans, matter, past, push, replies, rolls, rude, shouts, started, stranger, swing, told, voice, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2007 01:55 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Mans best friends

Started by munruben, 2nd August 2007 02:06 PM

4-30am, asleep, bathroom, better.well, called, claimed, confirmed, consumed, darling, dave, fallen, friends, grog, home, hurried, husbands, jumped, mans, night, rest, rid, sick, slept, straight, telling, truth, upstairs, wake, wife, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2007 02:06 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Att: Larry. A Stained Floor

Started by Dusty, 27th May 2007 04:52 PM

approach, att, board, floor, gday, hijacked, larry, mans, pictures, sort, stained, staining, start, thread

Replies: 6
Views: 3,035

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2007 08:35 AM; by glock40sw

Forum:
FLOORING

A real man's POWER tool

Started by floobyduster, 16th April 2007 05:52 PM

2.7mb, 951kb, ads, check, click, man, mans, media, picture, player, power, real, tool, v28, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 1,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2007 05:52 PM; by floobyduster

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JOKES

Moved: a Growing mans thoughts on women

Started by Gra, 14th April 2007 06:42 PM

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2007 10:59 AM; by coastie

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JOKES

Philosophy

Started by Shedhand, 25th January 2007 10:35 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,741

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2007 10:50 PM; by Shedhand

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JOKES

yesterday it was so long ago, aka the Shakespear thread

Started by SPIRIT, 18th December 2006 01:16 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1235813, ago, aka, aloud, arty, bring, crossed, didn’t, don’t, fair, goal, go……, happiness, happy, harder, inside, it’s, life, line, long, looked, mans, ring, road, shakespear, thread, waits, wasn’t, world, yesterday

Replies: 24
Views: 2,703

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2006 02:04 PM; by SPIRIT

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Quality NZ Police

Started by Tonyz, 21st November 2006 09:43 PM

16-year-old, 21-year-old, accidentally, afp, attempts, clumsy, constable, daughter, dispute, domestic, eventually, gun, hit, hitting, loading, mans, officer, pepper, police, policeman, quality, shot, son, spray, stun, succeeded, target, teenager, unintended, zealand

Replies: 7
Views: 2,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2006 01:05 PM; by MurrayD99

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JOKES

Weird Al Yankovic

Started by scooter, 20th November 2006 11:14 PM

amish, bedrock, beverly, cheers, gday, genius, heap, hillbillies, list, mans, nerdy, paradise, parody, sean, vids, weird, white, yankovic

Replies: 4
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2006 03:13 PM; by HappyHammer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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