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Woe is us!!!

Started by artme, 4th February 2014 09:18 PM

armana, bright, call, checked, comforters, compressor, cop, days, expensive, found, fridge, fused, guess, hat, hiding, house, job, life, people, pocket, proper, rest, safety, song, switch, time, tripping, unit, warranty, woe

Replies: 8
Views: 2,013

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2014 08:20 PM; by bsrlee

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Three biscuits

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st December 2013 05:25 PM

annoyed, ate, baker, beat, biscuit, biscuits, clever, fenderbelly, lightning, magic, notice, obtaining, pastry, pocket, promptly, replied, rodgera, rodgeras, scoffed, shop, speed, trick, whisks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2013 10:19 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Restorer (sp) needed

Started by SAISAY, 8th July 2013 08:10 AM

absolutely, apron, broken, button, carved, cleaned, depicts, fixed, hand, leg, lighter, love, needed, north, pocket, polished, qld, reliable, restorer, round, screwed, stain, stools, table, tia, timber, underneath, vigorously, wooden, worn

Replies: 0
Views: 1,961

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2013 08:10 AM; by SAISAY

Forum:
RESTORATION

A costly seniors moment

Started by Grumpy John, 18th February 2013 01:28 PM

$1382.80, 31/2, access, account, apple, applied, costly, discounts, doh, forgotten, fun, glasses, hours, iphone, late, local, medicare, misplaced, moment, optometrist, password, passwords, phone, pocket, prescription, seniors, shop, spending, telstra, week

Replies: 12
Views: 3,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2013 12:22 PM; by rsser

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bifold pocket doors

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 10th November 2012 08:20 AM

1800mm, 450mm, bifold, bit, closing, decided, doors, due, european, heavy, kitchen, laundry, leaf, location, mdf, middle, pocket, read, reading, reno, renovateforum.com, reply, slide, style, system, thinking, thread, track, wall, wide

Replies: 0
Views: 1,436

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2012 08:20 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

The Thought Process...

Started by MBM888, 3rd October 2012 09:33 PM

agreed, banana, bobby, brought, cent, coin, dug, front, guess, hand, hard, head, hide, holding, johnson, miss, moment, obscene, outdone, pocket, process, reddened, round, sit, skills, swaggered, teacher, thought, twenty, yellow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,022

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2012 09:33 PM; by MBM888

Forum:
JOKES

The truckie and the emu

Started by Grumpy John, 29th September 2012 07:53 PM

amount, appeared, ar$#, change, chips, cleaned, coke, curious, emu, exact, genie, hamburger, hand, lamp, legs, money, offered, pay, pays, pocket, pulls, reaches, rich, rolls, royce, sounds, time, truckie, waitress, wishes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2012 10:50 PM; by rwbuild

Forum:
JOKES

What would you have?

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th September 2012 06:01 PM

allan, dollar, ground, pick, pocket, steps, street, walking

Replies: 5
Views: 5,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2012 09:01 PM; by Scott

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Big hello to all - Melbourne

Started by aussie280, 17th September 2012 08:45 AM

2000, accurate, aussie280, big, brother, build, cabinets, diy, furniture, gain, guy, guys, hole, house, joining, knowledge, kreg, law, lots, melbourne, messing, paneling, plan, pocket, share, system, time, trim, triton, woodworker

Replies: 7
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2012 12:24 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Rodgera in court case

Started by Allan at Wallan, 17th July 2012 04:17 PM

$10, $20, allan, case, comment, contempt, cost, court, day, extra, handed, magistrate, note, pocket, pulled, reached, replied, rodger, rodgera, rubbish, uttered, word, words

Replies: 2
Views: 1,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2012 06:46 PM; by A Duke

Forum:
JOKES

A man walks into a bar...

Started by FenceFurniture, 15th April 2012 08:14 PM

bar, bartender, beer, drinking, home, man, picture, pocket, replies, shirt, times, walks, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2012 08:14 PM; by FenceFurniture

Forum:
JOKES

A Small Problem I have ?.

Started by issatree, 21st March 2012 01:52 AM

$17, 2002, add, battery, bought, buy, changed, chap, condition, died, ebay, finding, forgot, guessing, gumtree, h3850, ipaq, kong, lady, low, luck, nsw, phoned, pocket, price, problem, size, small, trouble, usa

Replies: 11
Views: 2,005

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2012 09:37 AM; by issatree

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

At last ... an original.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th January 2012 09:52 AM

allan, brekkie, continue, desperately, eating, education, fall, family, keen, landing, mat, money, morning, original, pocket, pole, purchased, reason, spent, strange, studies, thick, top, vaulter, whilst, youngster

Replies: 7
Views: 1,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2012 02:32 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

The Emu & The Truckie.

Started by issatree, 5th October 2011 12:25 AM

2nd, agrees, beer, bird, bottom, buy, change, chips, clever, coke, correct, emu, exact, genie, hamburger, lamp, legged, means, millionaire, nice, pocket, pops, reaches, rolls, royce, rub, time, truckie, waitress, wishes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2011 09:21 AM; by Pac man

Forum:
JOKES

Golf yarn

Started by Woodwould, 25th August 2011 11:39 AM

afford, aggie, ball, bent, blew, buy, decency, friggin, golf, head, hell, jaysus, lastly, money, mudder, naked, pocket, reached, reveal, sake, scotsmans, skirt, sweet, tee, underwear, wearing, wife, wind, woman, yarn

Replies: 2
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2011 11:28 PM; by FenceFurniture

Forum:
JOKES

Worth a giggle.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th July 2011 05:00 PM

aeroplane, aisle, board, bomb, breakneck, defecated, detected, dog, duty, feet, giggle, handler, handlers, heroin, impressed, left, meant, passenger, paw, plane, pocket, remarked, replied, rushing, seat, sitting, speed, sudden, tapped, worth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2011 05:12 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

set myself on fire.

Started by BobL, 6th June 2011 11:02 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

172443, angle, apron, arm, breast, chest, cotton, cover, damage, fancy, fire, grinder, grinding, pit, pocket, portly, protect, set, sparks, teeshirt, top, underneath, welding

Replies: 17
Views: 3,685

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2011 11:55 AM; by soundman

Forum:
SAFETY

Seeing Eye Dog

Started by Barry_White, 11th October 2010 10:33 AM

amazement, ass, blind, coat, control, cookie, direction, dog, earth, eye, fatal, head, ignoring, incident, intersection, kick, killed, leads, observed, offers, partially, passerby, pocket, replies, rewarding, street, thick, traffic, volume, zooming

Replies: 2
Views: 1,907

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2010 10:46 PM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
JOKES

Talking Frog

Started by fenderbelly, 8th October 2010 10:28 AM

72-years, age, beautiful, boat, bride, carefully, dreaming, envious, fish, frog, front, guy, hear, heard, kiss, looked, loves, nuts, pick, picked, pocket, reached, short, sitting, talking, time, top, voice, wisdom.

Replies: 3
Views: 1,696

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2010 10:05 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Prince Charles and the corgie

Started by Grumpy John, 17th August 2010 09:01 AM

beautiful, bit, body, bring, called, camilla, carefully, charles, corgie, diana, dog, favourite, genie, head, life, looked, married, minute, photo, photographs, photos, pocket, prince, pulled, ran, reached, remains, shook, studied, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2010 09:01 AM; by Grumpy John

Forum:
JOKES

Double pocket French doors

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 27th February 2010 11:00 AM

consisting, door, doors, double, entryway, feet, folding, french, middle, outer, pocket, read, renovateforum.com, reply, roll, roughly, sections;, thread, tracks, walls, wide

Replies: 0
Views: 1,527

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2010 11:00 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Sliding Bookcase Door

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 27th February 2010 07:00 AM

bed, bookcase, bookcase/door, constraints, door, due, hinged, kitchen, lead, limited, manufacturer, master, pocket, read, recommendations, renovateforum.com, reply, rollers, roughly, sliding, space, style, thread, tracks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,598

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2010 07:00 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

recommend a good walkie talkie

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 23rd January 2010 09:20 AM

and/or, called, dtsc, encryption, expensive, fit, interfering, pocket, read, recommend, renovateforum.com, sets, squelch, talk, talkie, talkies, thread, walkie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,550

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2010 09:20 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Not so smart.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th November 2009 10:24 PM

$5.00, $500.00, allan, answer, avail, beaten, calls, curled, desperately, desperation, friends, handed, hill, knowing, laptop, lawyer, legs, mind, mobile, pay, phone, play, pocket, proserpine, reached, sleep, smart, snooze, woke, woodie

Replies: 2
Views: 1,328

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2009 11:31 AM; by robbo266317

Forum:
JOKES

Greg Norman and the blonde

Started by rosewood, 25th October 2009 07:35 AM

balls, blonde, bloody, bowser, car, couple, courtesy, driving, everything.doh, fall, fuel, greg, ground, holden, hotel, norman, pocket, pulls, replies, service, sponsorship, statesman, station, supplied, tees

Replies: 2
Views: 1,267

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2009 08:49 AM; by artme

Forum:
JOKES

Why Computers Sometimes Crash

Started by wheelinround, 8th July 2009 04:44 PM

bang, clears, computer, computers, crash, cuz, disk, distorted, effects, flash, gauss, gonna, hall, icons, memory, mom, packet, pocket, poet, quickly, ram, reboot, risk, rom, screen, socket, souse, suckers, wavy, window

Replies: 2
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2009 06:52 PM; by weisyboy

Forum:
JOKES

Marri Slab

Started by roofer, 19th June 2009 11:12 AM

4000mm, 900mm, air, benchtop, colour, fill, gum, guys, ideas, karri, kitchen, marri, plan, pocket, pockets, polish, properely, resin, sealed, slab, stick, timber, told, white

Replies: 2
Views: 3,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2009 11:44 AM; by roofer

Forum:
FINISHING

Packaging leaflets/junk mail for delivery?

Started by John H, 1st May 2009 02:55 PM

bad, band, bunch, carried, dad, delivered, delivery, device, doh, easily, fantastic, i.e, ideas, insert, job, junk, leaflets, leaflets or junk, mail, money, mum, nightmare, packaging, pocket, releases, roll, rolled, rubber, slip, thinking

Replies: 2
Views: 1,685

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2009 07:39 PM; by John H

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Easy money

Started by Breslauer, 21st April 2009 06:12 AM

$500, air-phone;, answer, easy, four?, friends, game, hands, hill, knowing, laptop, lawyer, legs, money, net, newfoundlander, newfoundlanders, nuts, pay, play, pocket, pockets, question, reaches, references, searches, sleep., talk, turn., wakes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2009 07:49 AM; by mickelmaster

Forum:
JOKES

What's The Going Rate For Pocket Money

Started by echnidna, 4th March 2009 07:14 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

Replies: 45
Views: 5,932

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2009 11:52 PM; by Jack E

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Green hands ready for shaping

Started by aussie4x4, 28th December 2008 10:34 AM

bush, carve, carving, chat, cruising, developing, experience, forward, gembrook, gettin, green, hands, knife, knowledge, learning, living, love, male, nature, pages, past, people, piece, pocket, pointers, ready, rob.2tsup, scratching, shaping, timber

Replies: 3
Views: 1,036

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2008 01:16 PM; by Ed Reiss

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Best way to handle money overseas

Started by Dusty Dave, 10th October 2008 02:42 PM

2.5%, actual, arguments, atms, bit, cards, cash, charge, cheques, cost, days, debit, difference, exchange, fee-free, handle, local, machines, money, overseas, partner, pocket, purchases, rate, rates, tcs, time, travellers, visa, withdrawals

Replies: 12
Views: 3,963

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2008 07:14 PM; by TomH

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hello from Sydney

Started by u9026a, 20th August 2008 05:32 PM

brit, clocks, forum, forward, found, house, idea, including, job, learning, living, lot, loves, major, middle, north, planning, pocket, renovation, run, secretly, shores, steve, sydney, usual, webmaster, websites, wife, woodworking, workshop

Replies: 8
Views: 1,870

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2008 12:26 PM; by Ed Reiss

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

useful thing

Started by sumu, 16th May 2008 07:17 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

called, chewed, commercial, conditions, dropped, easily, fights, finger, fits, gravity, greased, lee, magnet, model, nag, perfectly, pocket, prefer, splitted, squeezed, stored, sumu, tape, thing, totally, usefulness, valley, version, wrench, wrinkled

Replies: 15
Views: 5,594

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2008 10:54 PM; by Wild Dingo

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Replacing cord in sash window

Started by Carcoola, 24th March 2008 06:19 PM

access, accessing, advice, appreciated, architrave, beading, before-, carcoola, cord, fit, found, hoping, located, option, pocket, pockets, properly, replacing, sash, sized, taking, thinking, weight, weights, window, windows, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,711

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 07:38 AM; by les88

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Nasty taste in the mouth.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd March 2008 09:41 AM

allan, arrival, calendar, chap, dental, dentures, fitted, forgotten, guest, haste, left, loose, luckily, months, mouth, nasty, pocket, produced, reached, replied, rotarian, rotary, set, shirt, speaker, stole, taste, technician, teeth, undertaker

Replies: 2
Views: 1,522

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2008 10:25 PM; by wayfarer

Forum:
JOKES

Appliance cupboard, seamless door

Started by encino_, 25th February 2008 10:22 PM

alternative, appliance, appreciated, bit, called, cheers, cupboard, custom, cut, diagram, door, exists, idea, ideal, ideas, inconvenience, kitchen, left, pocket, roller, rough, seamless, sit, size, slide, splashback, stainless, stairs, suggestions, trumour

Replies: 10
Views: 8,895

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2008 10:45 PM; by azza_1980

Forum:
KITCHENS

Blond help

Started by Elbow, 22nd January 2008 09:14 AM

added, allan, bit, blond, blonde, coats, collect, cynical, door, dumb, e-mail, guess, handed, house, husband, left, lexus, money, paint, pocket, porch, reached, realize, replied, responded, short, starting, time, wife, £200.00

Replies: 5
Views: 1,748

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 09:02 AM; by JackoH

Forum:
JOKES

mobile phone extras

Started by Tonyz, 12th December 2007 07:34 AM

answers, bluetooth, car, clip, cradle, ear, extras, grader, hear, intelligent, job, mobile, motor, phone, plugs, pocket, ring, seed, shirt, sits, trouble, vibrate

Replies: 7
Views: 1,935

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2007 09:52 PM; by Sir Stinkalot

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hospital experience

Started by munruben, 26th November 2007 09:34 AM

allan, allans, clipped, experience, feel, hospital, mouth, nurse, pen, pillow, pocket, rectal, swallowed, takes, temperature, thermometer, top, ward

Replies: 8
Views: 2,058

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2007 10:19 PM; by Groggy

Forum:
JOKES

computer programer

Started by wheelinround, 15th November 2007 03:36 PM

beautiful, bent, brave, called, computer, cool, cried, crossing, entire, finally, frog, girlfriend, hero, kiss, matter, picked, pocket, princess, programer, programmer, returned, road, smart, smiled, spoke, stay, talking, time, told, week

Replies: 0
Views: 917

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 03:36 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Solomon's wisdom

Started by Barry Hicks, 13th November 2007 09:13 AM

allan, bribe, chambers, cheque, decide, faced, handed, john, judge, lawyer, lawyers, merits, opposing, pocket, pulled, reached, received, returning, seat, solomon, solomons, squirmed, taking, uncomfortably, wisdom

Replies: 4
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2007 08:40 PM; by bsrlee

Forum:
JOKES

Eating out !!!!!!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 8th October 2007 08:54 AM

76.39, consulting, dropped, eating, extra, firm, flies, fly, found, hanging, impressed, kitchen, mentioned, noticed, observant, percent, pocket, restroom, save, shirt, spent, spoon, spoons, string, time, trip, waiter, waiters, walked, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2007 08:54 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Billy and Mary

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th August 2007 07:50 AM

bigger, billy, cute, decides, door, jones, kids, live, lucky, married, mary, marys, money, pair, pink, plan, play, pocket, pool, real, replies, tickled, y.o

Replies: 0
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 07:50 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

One more step completed

Started by AlexJ66, 23rd July 2007 03:25 PM

alex, complete, completed, fence, finally, found, front, house, intercom, match, money, painted, pictures, pocket, proud, rebuild, remote, renovations, rip, saved, security, step, time, trim, unlock, video

Replies: 7
Views: 1,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2007 10:29 AM; by Sir Stinkalot

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Blonde Handywoman

Started by Ruddigar, 12th July 2007 03:05 PM

$50, added, bit, blonde, coats, collect, conversation, cynical, door, e-mail, finished, guess, handed, handywoman, house, husband, impressed, jokes, lexus, money, paint, pocket, porch, reached, realise, replied, responded, short, starting, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,085

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2007 03:05 PM; by Ruddigar

Forum:
JOKES

Yet another blonde joke

Started by WoodyKnot, 13th April 2007 09:27 PM

$50.00, added, bit, blonde, coats, collect, cynical, dollar, door, dumb, guess, handed, house, husband, impressed, joke, jokes, lexus, money, paint, pocket, porch, reached, realize, replied, responded, starting, ten, tip, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2007 09:27 PM; by WoodyKnot

Forum:
JOKES

Young adults at home

Started by Groggy, 17th January 2007 07:10 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

20%, adults, board, buy, car, child, completed, fair, finishes, free, gap, guess, home, idea, line, living, money, parents, pay, perennial, pocket, realistic, school, son, swmbo, thinking, uni, vce, young, youngster

Replies: 55
Views: 5,689

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2007 10:07 AM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Beware of what you wish for!

Started by Eddie Jones, 25th August 2006 07:20 PM

amount, answers, appeared, arze, beer, beware, change, chick, chips, emu, exact, found, genie, hamburger, hand, lamp, money, offered, pauses, pay, pocket, pulls, reaches, rubbed, sighs, sir, tall, time, waitress, wishes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,248

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2006 07:20 PM; by Eddie Jones

Forum:
JOKES

Irish Engineers

Started by Baz, 21st July 2006 03:22 PM

announced, base, blonde, bolts, eighteen, engineers, feet, flagpole, height, inches, irish, ladder, laid, length, loosened, measure, measurements, mick, paddy, pocket, pulled, purse, spanner, standing, supposed, tape, walked

Replies: 3
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2006 08:08 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

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