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Three biscuits

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st December 2013 05:25 PM

annoyed, ate, baker, beat, biscuit, biscuits, clever, fenderbelly, lightning, magic, notice, obtaining, pastry, pocket, promptly, replied, rodgera, rodgeras, scoffed, shop, speed, trick, whisks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2013 10:19 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Leftovers

Started by Rodgera, 26th September 2013 10:37 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2013 10:37 AM; by Rodgera

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Getaway

Started by fenderbelly, 18th September 2013 04:16 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 4,725

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2013 10:04 PM; by Scott

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My kitten

Started by TermiMonster, 17th August 2013 02:52 PM

ate, bad, called, kitten, minton, shuttlecock

Replies: 1
Views: 882

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2013 03:35 PM; by Scott

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JOKES

Load of Bull

Started by fenderbelly, 14th August 2013 12:54 AM

angus, ate, beginning, black, bred, broke, bull, cow, cows, day, days, feed, fence, grass, healthy, herd, load, machine, neighbors, peppermint, pills, recently, registered, service, spent, started, taste, vet, worth

Replies: 3
Views: 1,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2013 06:09 PM; by BEKKY

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JOKES

Senile??NO way, not me

Started by Breslau, 9th January 2013 02:14 PM

ate, bacon, bit, bring, chocolate, coming, cream, deal, eggs, evening, forgetful, forgot, hah, hard, hey, icecream, kitchen, minutes, plate, remember, senile??no, senileno, syrup, toast, top, topping, twenty, whipped, wife, write

Replies: 4
Views: 1,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2013 03:29 AM; by Breslau

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JOKES

Scared the &^%* out of me !!!!!

Started by Arry, 18th August 2012 09:11 PM

####, and%, ate, biting, blade, continued, fell, horrific, idiot, larger, metal, middle, noise, nut, piece, plate, pretty, rod, scared, shed, shelves, speed, standing, tablesaw, thinking, threaded, throat, washer, washers, wrong

Replies: 13
Views: 2,998

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2012 01:55 PM; by Robomanic

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SAFETY

Inies and Outies

Started by artme, 17th March 2012 11:07 AM

ate, belly, button, dancing, dinner, floor, girls, gorgeous, haired, inies, night, outies, outy, singing, tahiti, tahitian, themdp, whle

Replies: 7
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2012 07:59 AM; by acmegridley

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Who can relate to this?

Started by Dengue, 25th January 2011 08:54 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ate, bikes, born, bottle, bottles, brakes, broke, buy, cars, congratulations, day, deal, drank, drink, easter, forgot, friends, houses, internet, kids, law, mention, parents, relate, ride, rode, shoes, soft, team, worms

Replies: 16
Views: 2,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2011 05:01 PM; by rotten_66

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Congratulaitions Baby Boomers

Started by Rodgera, 24th September 2010 03:37 PM

ate, baby, bikes, boomers, born, bottle, bottles, broke, buy, cars, children, congratulaitions, congratulations, day, deal, drank, easter, friends, house, houses, internet, kids, law, parents, ride, rode, shops, soft, video, worms

Replies: 4
Views: 1,484

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2010 11:17 PM; by weisyboy

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JOKES

The Four Cats

Started by Rodgera, 12th August 2010 12:27 AM

accountant, agreed, ate, bragging, called, cat, cats, chemist, claimed, coffeebreak, cookies, drank, employee, engineer, feet, glass, government, injured, jumped, leave, measure, milk, paper, pretty, report, screwed, smart, spreadsheet, stuff, t-square

Replies: 0
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2010 12:27 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Pics and Q's for Beeswax on raw pine

Started by davidjameshse, 12th April 2010 03:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

add, advice, ate, attached, bees, beeswax, bit, coat, david, freshly, hoping, i’m, photos, pics, pine, plate, polish, prepare, raw, start, strip, surprised, table, underside, water, wax, waxed, wondering, wood, wrong

Replies: 19
Views: 5,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2010 10:03 AM; by Horsecroft88

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FINISHING

Lyre, lyre.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th February 2010 06:47 PM

allan, ate, befriended, bird, company, couple, days, deer, eagle, found, hills, hunting, imitate, killed, lost, lyre, parrot, replied, rescuers, rodgera, starving, taste, virtually, wombat

Replies: 1
Views: 1,043

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2010 08:59 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Taking a fall

Started by artme, 6th December 2009 04:55 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ate, doped, ear, entered, fall, finger, fruit, hands, hospital, house, int, killers, line, pain, pigs, roof, rub, salt, sliced, stitches, stole, stop, taking, tea, thumb, tops, towels, trip, washing, wrapped

Replies: 25
Views: 3,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2009 11:32 PM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mahatma Gandhi

Started by munruben, 16th October 2009 07:47 PM

ate, bad, barefoot, breath, calloused, calluses, diet, feet, fragile, frail, gandhi, halitosis, hexed, impressive, mahatma, mystic, odd, produced, set, suffered, super, walked

Replies: 2
Views: 1,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2009 11:19 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Front Page

Started by wheelinround, 8th October 2009 08:08 AM

adds, ate, forum, front, ispy, lcd, page, ray, recent, screen, screensroll, space, start, taking

Replies: 5
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2009 11:47 AM; by steven

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

How did we survive?

Started by munruben, 18th July 2009 10:34 PM

air, ate, bikes, bones, bottle, broke, cut, day, deal, drank, failure, forever, friends, games, imagine, internet, law, lawsuits, learned, live, mention, parent, ride, rode, survive, survived, team, teeth, video, worms

Replies: 13
Views: 1,547

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2009 02:57 PM; by rrobor

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Double trouble

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th March 2009 10:00 AM

allan, annoyed, ate, axe, clout, double, eating, lot, pig, planted, ran, returned, rows, season, snout, split, strawberries, stray, time, trouble

Replies: 2
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2009 09:01 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Mahatma Gandhi

Started by fenderbelly, 13th November 2008 05:33 PM

aro-d, ate, bad, barefoot, breath, calluses, cheers, diet, feet, fragile, frail, fred, gandhi, halitosis, hexed, impressive, mahatma, mystic, odd, produced, set, suffered, super-calloused, time, walked

Replies: 3
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2008 11:25 AM; by Gingermick

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JOKES

The wooden bowl

Started by wheelinround, 2nd August 2008 09:39 AM

ate, bowl, care, daughter-in-law, day, dropped, eating, elderly, evening, family, floor, food, fork, four-year-old, grandfather, grandfathers, hands, happiness, husband, learned, life, milk, son, spilled, sweetly, table, tomorrow, wife, wooden, words

Replies: 1
Views: 6,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2008 03:48 PM; by pitbull

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A Woodies Yarn

Cricket champions

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd October 2008 11:08 PM

afternoon, allan, ate, batsmen, champions, cricket, developed, dinner, food, friday, local, margin, match, night, poisoning, record, runs, saturday, sight, team, wallan, won

Replies: 2
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2008 09:38 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Malaysian Rubberwood finish problem

Started by Smurf1, 15th September 2008 03:09 PM

ate, barely, bought, breakfast, caused, cereal, certainty, damage, fault, finish, fruit, ideas, kids, malaysian, nail, night, pears, polish, possibility, problem, rubberwood, shop, spilt, spot, syrup, table, tia, tinned, type, weak

Replies: 1
Views: 7,456

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2008 11:04 AM; by ubeaut

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FINISHING

Stuttering cat

Started by Dangermouse, 20th May 2008 11:07 AM

4th, animals, ate, biology, cat, censored2, door, explaining, fence, fffff, girl, grade, hand, human, jumped, kitty, kitty-cat, lives, mustve, raised, raises, rottweiler, running, scary, start, students, stutter, stuttering, teacher, yard

Replies: 1
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2008 12:02 PM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

I Saw 'Shout'

Started by Carry Pine, 12th April 2008 09:57 PM

alias, ate, carry, casino, chips, comment, effect, friends, front, guess, guy, half, hout, lyric, packets, pay, people, performance, pine, railing, resting, seat, shoes, shout, simply, stuff, taking, theatre, woman, women

Replies: 6
Views: 2,139

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2008 02:18 PM; by Carry Pine

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HAVE YOUR SAY

What NOT To Give Her For Valentines Day

Started by Rodgera, 13th February 2008 08:51 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

apologetic, appliance, ate, attempt, bought, box, bunnings, carbatec, cash, certificate, chocolates, clumsily, day, fron, gift, hide, household, item, mortuarys, petrol, power, rearranged, shop, stallone, station, today?doh, tool, valentines, words, worse

Replies: 19
Views: 2,726

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2008 07:07 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Help-Mouse ate my fujitsu split system head aircon electronics

Started by Learner, 24th January 2008 11:35 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

aircon, ate, bill, bloody, climbs, easily, eats, electronics, expanding, fill, foam, fujitsu, gaps, head, helpmouse, hole, huge, ignore, installer, installers, manufacturers, mouse, pipes, piping, recommendations, recommended, repairs, seal, split, unit

Replies: 102
Views: 15,717

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 10:06 PM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Expecting

Started by MICKYG, 28th January 2008 07:41 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2008 07:41 AM; by MICKYG

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JOKES

For the matured members

Started by MICKYG, 27th December 2007 02:55 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

50s, ate, bikes, born, bottle, bottles, broke, buy, cars, children, christmas, congratulations, covered, day, deal, drank, drink, easter, friends, houses, internet, kids, leave, matured, members, parents, ride, rode, shops, team

Replies: 32
Views: 3,835

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2008 11:53 AM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

When We Wus Yung

Started by FIGDIKI, 28th December 2007 04:55 PM

ate, bikes, born, bottle, bottles, broke, buy, cars, children, congratulations, day, deal, drank, drink, easter, friends, house, houses, internet, kids, law, parents, ride, rode, shops, soft, video, worms, wus, yung

Replies: 4
Views: 1,172

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2007 11:17 AM; by FIGDIKI

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JOKES

u-beaut joke

Started by munruben, 28th November 2007 10:53 PM

250mil, ate, beautiful, finish, guy, hear, jar, joke, killed, traditional, u-beaut, ubeaut, wax

Replies: 0
Views: 1,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 10:53 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

How True is This

Started by Barry_White, 7th September 2007 07:03 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ate, bikes, born, bottle, bottles, broke, buy, cars, children, congratulations, covered, cows, day, deal, drank, drink, easter, friends, houses, internet, kids, law, parents, ride, rode, shops, soft, true, video, worms

Replies: 20
Views: 2,871

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2007 10:26 AM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Stuttering

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th August 2007 09:35 AM

4th, animals, ate, biology, describe, door, explaining, fence, ffff, girl, grade, hand, human, incident, jumped, kitty, lives, raised, raises, rottweiler, running, scary, start, students, stutter, stuttered, stuttering, teacher, volunteered, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2007 09:35 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

the Festool that ate my finger

Started by Shedhand, 20th December 2006 09:39 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1st, aid, ate, attack, awful, blood, bloody, carcasses, covered, drilled, drove, dug, festool, finger, floor, god, grass, heart, hed, hospital, init, jinxed, kit, lovely, mess, nice, oak, rest, sprayed, white

Replies: 15
Views: 4,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2007 02:13 AM; by Shedhand

Forum:
SAFETY

Toilet Humour Within - Caution

Started by Felder, 28th July 2006 04:33 PM

animal, ate, bodies, bottoms, breakfast, caution, discussion, eyes, feeling, food, girl, humour, kingdom, left, moment, perturbed, poo, post, products, questions, shocked, silence, stares, stuff, stunned, tigger, toilet, tummies, waste, watery

Replies: 0
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2006 04:33 PM; by Felder

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JOKES

tigger

Started by goat, 30th June 2006 09:13 PM

answers, ate, bodies, bottoms, dad, eyes, father, feeling, food, girl, left, lounge, moment, morning, paper, perturbed, poo, questions, reading, shocked, silence, stares, stuff, stunned, sunday, tigger, toilet, tummies, walks, watery

Replies: 4
Views: 1,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2006 09:05 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

Hallelujah!

Started by Christopha, 28th April 2006 10:04 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2006 10:57 PM; by doug the slug

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JOKES

New to homes & roofs but here's my idea with pictures

Started by inside, 13th April 2006 12:34 AM

ate, beam, cheap, cypress, day, home, homes, house, idea, ideas, job, list, lot, main, panelling, perfect, pictures, pine, radiata, remove, replace, resistant, roof, roofs, support, supports, termite, termites, wood, woods

Replies: 3
Views: 1,712

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2006 12:15 AM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

The Fly

Started by Ian007, 5th April 2006 02:09 AM

airborne, ate, barn, climbed, dead, dropped, due, eaten, flight, floor, fly, fresh, handle, hit, hours, is…, jumped, leaning, manure, moral, pitchfork, rock…, splatting, spotted, story, thinking, top, wall, wrong, you’re

Replies: 1
Views: 1,685

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2006 08:01 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

Food for thought

Started by Ashore, 23rd January 2006 12:55 PM

ate, benefits, boss, cannibals, continued, disappeared, eat, eating, employees, food, fool, hand, happened, heads, hesitantly, hired, idiots, leader, left, managers, nooooooooo, noticed, raised, recently, secretaries, secretary, shook, thought, usual, weeks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2006 12:55 PM; by Ashore

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JOKES

can you remember when?

Started by Big Mac, 22nd July 2005 10:35 PM

ate, bikes, bottle, broke, day, deal, door, drank, drink, eyes, footy, friends, games, house, internet, kids, knocked, law, learned, remember, ride, rode, soft, survived, talked, times, tryouts, video, walked, worms

Replies: 0
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2005 10:35 PM; by Big Mac

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JOKES

Groan......

Started by silentC, 7th October 2003 02:26 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,593

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2003 11:15 PM; by col2

Forum:
JOKES

Professional Cats

Started by craigb, 13th August 2003 10:15 AM

accountant, agreed, ate, break, called, cat, cats, chemist, claim, coffee, drank, engineer, feet, home, jumped, leave, measure, milk, paper, pissed, professional, public, rest, servant, sexually, spreadsheet, stuff, t-square, tams, tim

Replies: 0
Views: 1,401

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2003 10:15 AM; by craigb

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JOKES

Waxing Philosophical to take license

Started by John Saxton, 16th December 2002 11:31 PM

ate, bikes, broke, day, deal, door, drank, friends.we, games, home, imagine, law, learned, license, lived, mobile, philosophical, ride, rode, rung, sticks, tennis, told, walked, waxing

Replies: 7
Views: 2,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2002 11:18 PM; by soundman

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JOKES

four man joke

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:26 PM

accountant, agreed, assaulted, ate, break, called, cat, cats, chemist, coffee, drank, engineer, feet, joke, jumped, man, measure, milk, paper, pissed, public, rest, servant, sexually, smart, spreadsheet, stuff, t-square, tams, tim

Replies: 0
Views: 1,698

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2002 09:26 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

something about a monkey ...

Started by Eastie, 22nd May 2002 05:58 PM

ass, ate, ball, bar, bartender, cherry, coctail, cue, disgusted, drink, drinking, eats, grabs, guy, jumps, measures, monkey, olives, patron, pool, pulls, running, sight, starts, sticks, stuck, suprise, table, yeah

Replies: 2
Views: 1,869

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2002 10:15 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

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