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Political Burdens

Started by Rodgera, 31st July 2014 12:19 PM

brother-in-law, burdens, calmly, city, desk, dialed, fellow, fury, headquarters, hey, in-laws, instructed, mayor, mayors, office, picked, police, policemen, political, remember, secretary, sergeant, sputtering, surveyed, telephone, throw, ticket, town, waving, weight

Replies: 0
Views: 1,585

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2014 12:19 PM; by Rodgera

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Not my Valentine

Started by John Saxton, 13th February 2014 09:16 PM

ahead, bit, calmly, chair, diners, dinner, door, gazing, hands, husband, looked, maam, noticed, offend, pardon, risque, romantic, slid, sliding, slowly, stared, steps, straight, suddenly, table, tactfully, valentine, waitress, walked, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,572

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2014 09:16 PM; by John Saxton

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Muffins

Started by Rodgera, 24th January 2013 10:38 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,531

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2013 04:46 PM; by rrich

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The Caring Grandfather

Started by Ozkaban, 28th September 2011 04:03 PM

amazing, badly, behaved, boy, business, calmly, car, caring, controlled, cool, disruptive, easy, elderly, gentleman, granddad, grandfather, grandpa, groceries, impressed, kevin, littles, loading, lucky, minutes;, stay, supermarket, time, voice, william, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2011 04:41 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

The Golfing Lady

Started by Barry_White, 24th March 2011 09:08 PM

calmly, cat, day, died, dinner, dish, egg, enjoying, exclaimed, feeding, food, golf, golfing, home, horrified, husband, kill, knowing, lady, leaf, lettuce, months, murdered, partners, stoically, time, told, wife, woman, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,779

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2011 04:15 PM; by issatree

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JOKES

parrotted

Started by Biggles73, 5th February 2011 06:58 PM

arm, astonished, attitude, beg, bird, birds, calmly, change, chicken, continued, door, dramatic, endeavor, extended, forgiveness, freezer, frightened, guy, half, hurt, language, minute, parrot, parrotted, quickly, quiet, rude, sound, stepped, yelled

Replies: 8
Views: 1,703

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2011 08:55 AM; by Carry Pine

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36000ft

Started by Biggles73, 25th January 2011 10:25 PM

aircraft, alert, attached, attendants, blew, calmly, confidently, confirmed, crew, demeanor, door, engine, engines, exploded, feel, flight, grabbed, handing, package, packages, parachutes, passenger, passengers, pilot, replied, sat, seats, spoke, walked, worry

Replies: 1
Views: 1,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2011 01:29 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Witty Waiter

Started by Rodgera, 24th July 2009 11:20 AM

absolutely, attention, bathroom, boots, bucko, calmly, dirty, disgust, elegant, five-star, flecks, frayed, gentlemen, hall, head, hip, inside, jeans, left, marked, muddy, pay, recoiled, replied, restaurant, sign, torn, wader, waiter, witty

Replies: 0
Views: 1,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2009 11:20 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Going cold turkey

Started by Ashore, 7th December 2008 01:55 AM

arms, attitude, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, cold, correct, door, fearing, freezer, heard, hed, hurt, john, johns, minute, outstretched, parrot, peep, quickly, rude, stepped, stunned, transgressions, turkey, unforgivable, vocabulary, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2008 01:55 AM; by Ashore

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The Thinking Blonde

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th July 2008 08:49 AM

alights, annoyed, approaches, approaching, arrives, blonde, boot, calmly, car, cardboard, constable, demands, disabled, emergency, explanation, flashers, flat, helloooooo, obscene, officer, pictures, police, road, stands, takes, thinking, traffic, tyre, vehicle, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,481

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2008 08:19 AM; by rrich

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Satan himself

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd June 2008 10:50 AM

afraid, agony, appeared, calm, calmly, church, doubt, entrance, eternity, front, horrifying, kill, married, minute, nope, perturbed, physical, profound, realize, replied, reply, running, satan, screaming, sister, sitting, started, ultimate, word, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2008 11:39 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Attitude adjustment

Started by MICKYG, 21st February 2008 12:34 PM

actions, adjustment, arm, astounded, attitude, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, changed, check, chicken, continued, david, davids, door, forgiveness, freezer, frightened, hurt, kicking, offended, parrot, quickly, quiet, screaming, stepped, suddenly, worse

Replies: 0
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 12:34 PM; by MICKYG

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JOKES

The Parrot

Started by obee60, 30th November 2007 07:24 AM

arms, attitude, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, continued, correct, door, dramatic, fearing, freezer, heard, hed, hurt, john, johns, minute, outstretched, parrot, quickly, rude, stepped, stunned, transgressions, turkey, unforgivable, vocabulary, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2007 05:55 PM; by astrid

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JOKES

What is the craziest/funniest thing you have seen on a job

Started by patty, 17th November 2007 06:25 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

16mm, accredited, aerial, arrival, authority, awaited, barge, board, bond, bracket, calmly, connected, craziest or funniest, crew, downpipes, drove, fascia, fast, job, lies, local, mains, mounted, neutral, people, serious, service, supply, thing, time

Replies: 15
Views: 3,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2007 09:59 PM; by Timmo

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Surprise surprise

Started by munruben, 12th November 2007 10:22 AM

acting, appeared, calmly, chair, companion, dining, dinner, disappeared, door, fine, finished, firmly, husband, looked, noticed, paces, pardon, replied, restaurant, sight, slid, sliding, slowly, surprise, table, taking, unaware, waitress, walked, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 05:29 PM; by wheelinround

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Flight Attendants

Started by wheelinround, 12th October 2007 04:15 PM

aisle, announce, attendant, attendants, beat, bitch, brute, called, calmly, country, engines, flight, ground, head, hear, hell, main, missing, outrank, pitty-pat, plane, princess, queen, raise, replied, served, swear, sweet-cheeks, tray-up, trazy-poo

Replies: 2
Views: 1,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2007 10:05 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Sexist or True?

Started by Terry B, 2nd March 2007 02:14 PM

breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, feels, forget, fry, god, hurry, husband, kitchen, listen, lost, ome, replied, salt, sexist, stared, stick, suddenly, true, wife, world, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 1,721

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2007 12:38 AM; by popawisky

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JOKES

The Secret Of Marriage

Started by thetassiebfg, 5th August 2006 11:16 PM

animal, base, brushed, calmly, canyon, carried, close, commented, head, jolting, leg, looked, marriage, mule, mules, poor, rocks, secret, slightly, sort, stated, stumbled, that`s, told, treatment, walked, wall, waranted, wife, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2006 11:16 PM; by thetassiebfg

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RAN Retirement Bonus

Started by bennylaird, 17th February 2006 10:09 AM

accepted, arrived, bonus, calmly, cheques, chief, decided, exclaimed, explaining, g~d, insisted, measured, medical, nice, officer, officers, pension, previous, ran, received, reconsider, replied, retirement, tape, testicles, tip, toes, vietnam, walked, weenie

Replies: 2
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2006 07:30 PM; by ss_11000

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Army retirement

Started by Baz, 5th February 2006 07:43 PM

accepted, army, bonus, calmly, cheques, decided, drop, explaining, g~d, insisted, measure, measured, measurement, medical, nice, officer, officers, previous, received, reconsider, replied, retirement, suddenly, tape, testicles, tip, toes, walked, weenie, wos

Replies: 1
Views: 1,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2006 07:46 PM; by Shedhand

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JOKES

Satans Visit

Started by Neo, 11th January 2006 01:51 PM

afraid, afraid?”, ain’t.”, aren’t, calmly, church, doubt, front, kill, married, me?”, perturbed, realise, replied, returned, satan, satans, sister, started, tone, visit, word?”, years.”, “been, “did, “don’t, “nope, “nope.”, “well

Replies: 0
Views: 1,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2006 01:51 PM; by Neo

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JOKES

what beats a princess?

Started by joseph84, 20th September 2005 10:40 PM

airways, aisle, attendant, beat, beats, bit$%, british, brute, cabin, called, calmly, country, engines, flight, ground, hear, main, missing, muscle, outrank, pitty-pat, plane, princess, queen, raise, replied, served, sweet-cheeks, tray-up, trazy-poo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2005 10:40 PM; by joseph84

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Oh my Goad

Started by Gingermick, 30th June 2005 07:12 PM

breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, car, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, feels, flamin, forget, fried, fry, goad, god, hell, hurry, husband, kitchen, mind, replied, salt, stared, stick, suddenly, wife, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,043

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2005 09:22 PM; by Tikki

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Internal Revenue

Started by gatiep, 3rd March 2005 01:43 AM

answered, auditor, balls, box, calmly, candle, candles, circumcisions, collect, disbelief, fluster, foreskins, hard, internal, manufacturer, matzo, p.s, plick, question, questioned, rabbi, replied, revenue, save, send, thinking, waste

Replies: 0
Views: 1,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2005 01:43 AM; by gatiep

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fair enough............

Started by Christopha, 14th October 2004 12:08 AM

breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, fair, feels, forget, fried, fry, god, hell, hurry, husband, kitchen, listen, lost, matter, morning, replied, salt, sitting, stared, suddenly, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2004 01:11 AM; by DanP

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Temper temper....

Started by HappyHammer, 20th July 2004 05:04 PM

boss, calmly, car, carried, cars, coming, girlfriend, hammer, headlights, heard, hit, home, hurtling, involved, kerb, loud, misses, mount, noise, phone, pitched, revving, scream, smashed, street, suddenly, temper, walked, walking, withdrew

Replies: 8
Views: 2,233

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2004 03:01 AM; by Wild Dingo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

One for the Greenies

Started by Baz, 26th May 2004 09:05 PM

agency, calmly, camp, demanded, department, doctor, environmental, examination, forestry, greenies, hurried, land, listened, local, logging, management, nearby, nearest, old-growth, pain, peg, protection, recreational, remove, replied, story, timber, told, tree, unperturbed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2004 09:05 PM; by Baz

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The Devil

Started by Geoff Dean, 14th April 2004 01:39 PM

afraid, agony, calm, calmly, church, devil, doubt, eternity, front, horrifying, kill, married, minute, nope, persisted, perturbed, physical, presence, profound, realize, replied, reply, returned, satan, screaming, sister, started, tone, word, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2004 01:39 PM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

Where They Went Wrong

Started by DPB, 9th January 2004 08:52 AM

added, beaver, buffalo, calmly, chief, debt, dumb, fished, found, free, government, hunted, improve, indian, indians, land, medicine, official, officials, plenty, quietly, replied, running, smiled, system, taxes, time, white, women, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,845

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2004 08:52 AM; by DPB

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JOKES

The Picture on the Night Stand

Started by Baz, 3rd November 2003 08:53 PM

bed, bewildered, boyfriend, brother, calmly, dad, demanded, ear, enquired, framed, girl, guy, hoping, husband, love, naturally, nervously, nibbling, night, noticed, picture, reassured, replied, rolls, silly, snuggling, stand, surgery, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2003 08:53 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Queen of the skys

Started by Gino, 18th February 2002 08:28 PM

aisle, attendant, beat, bitch, brute, cabin, called, calmly, country, engines, flight, ground, head, hear, main, missing, moved, muscle, passenger, pitty-pat, plane, queen, raise, rank, replied, served, skys, sweet-cheeks, tray, trazy-poo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,338

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2002 08:28 PM; by Gino

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Sunbathing

Started by Tristan Croll, 4th August 2001 09:36 PM

bathing, begun, breath, calmly, covered, decided, difference, dining, embarrassed, hilton, hotel, joan, lying, manager, mind, roof, running, secretary, shed, skylight, slipped, stairs, suit, sunbathing, tan, towel, vacation, wearing, wore, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2001 09:36 PM; by Tristan Croll

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Royalty

Started by Iain, 15th January 2001 04:57 PM

aisle, attendant, beat, bitch, brute, cabin, called, calmly, country, engines, flight, ground, head, hell, landing, main, missing, outrank, pitty-pat, planes, princess, queen, raise, replied, royalty, scary, served, sweet-cheeks, tray, trazy-poo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2001 04:57 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

another parrot joke

Started by Gino, 30th September 2000 11:39 PM

astonished, attitude, beg, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, chicken, continued, correct, door, dramatic, endeavor, forgiveness, freezer, frightened, half, hurt, jeffrey, joke, minute, parrot, quickly, quiet, rude, sound, stepped, suddenly, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2000 11:08 AM; by John Saxton

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Give the Devil his due

Started by John Saxton, 17th September 2000 02:17 AM

48years, afraid, bit, calmly, church, confused, devil, elderly, enemy, gentleman, infuriated, johnno, married, morning, nope, perturbed, presence, replied, satan, sister, started, town, ultimate, walked, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2000 02:17 AM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

New compliance strategy for parrots & humans?

Started by Hartley, 21st August 2000 11:33 AM

attitude, behaviour, bird, birds, calmly, change, chicken, compliance, continued, correct, david, davids, door, dramatic, freezer, frightened, half, humans, hurt, minute, parrot, parrots, quickly, quiet, rude, sound, stepped, strategy, suddenly, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,525

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2000 11:33 AM; by Hartley

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Political Burdens

Not my Valentine

Muffins

The Caring Grandfather

The Golfing Lady

parrotted

36000ft

Witty Waiter

Going cold turkey

The Thinking Blonde

Satan himself

Attitude adjustment

The Parrot

What is the craziest/funniest thing you have seen on a job

Surprise surprise

Flight Attendants

Sexist or True?

The Secret Of Marriage

RAN Retirement Bonus

Army retirement

Satans Visit

what beats a princess?

Oh my Goad

Internal Revenue

fair enough............

Temper temper....

One for the Greenies

The Devil

Where They Went Wrong

The Picture on the Night Stand

Queen of the skys

Sunbathing

Royalty

another parrot joke

Give the Devil his due

New compliance strategy for parrots & humans?