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Not my Valentine

Started by John Saxton, 13th February 2014 09:16 PM

ahead, bit, calmly, chair, diners, dinner, door, gazing, hands, husband, looked, maam, noticed, offend, pardon, risque, romantic, slid, sliding, slowly, stared, steps, straight, suddenly, table, tactfully, valentine, waitress, walked, woman

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Views: 1,585

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2014 09:16 PM; by John Saxton

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The blonde mortician.

Started by planemaker, 25th October 2013 10:19 AM

astonishment, black, blank, blonde, blue, charge, check, compensate, cost, difference, dohdohdoh, dressed, excellent, exquisite, grateful, grave, heads, honestly, husband, job, looked, maam, mortician, nice, size, spend, suit, switched, wearing, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,649

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2013 07:09 PM; by planemaker

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small mistake

Started by Breslau, 17th June 2013 03:27 AM

5th, arrow, boys, churchill, clothes, direct, endowed, flow, grade, helped, hoisting, holding, horses, inside, lifted, maam, mistake, notice, pants, race, racetrack, replied, riding, seventh, silver, small, staring, teacher, unusually, wee-wees

Replies: 2
Views: 1,544

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2013 09:18 PM; by Rodgera

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A day at the races

Started by Grumpy John, 3rd October 2012 06:03 PM

assigned, black, boy, boys, caviar, clothes, day, direct, dry, endowed, equipment, flow, grade, grades, lifted, maam, mens, notice, race, races, replied, riding, shake, staring, teacher, time, toilet, unusually, waiting, wee-wees

Replies: 0
Views: 1,273

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2012 06:03 PM; by Grumpy John

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New Glasses

Started by Rodgera, 30th August 2012 03:04 AM

bought, complained, confirmed, error, eyeglasses, filling, glasses, husband, husbands, inquired, lab, maam, optometrist, optometry, pair, prescription, purchased, return, store, walks, week, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2012 03:23 PM; by rrich

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A Rich Blonde

Started by fenderbelly, 7th May 2012 03:20 PM

anger, automatic, blond, blonde, bmw, buys, calls, car, day, dealer, drives, driving, fool, furiously, gears, idiot, luck, maam, move, night, perfectly, question, replies, rich, send, sport, stupid, technician, week

Replies: 3
Views: 1,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2012 02:38 PM; by Rodgera

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On the nose

Started by Grumpy John, 2nd September 2011 01:20 PM

$11.00, $20.00, $34.50, accidentally, bends, blind, call, card, catfish, clerk, counter, credit, drops, duck, embarrassed, farts, floor, maam, master, nose, pick, purse, realizes, reel, replies, rod, sale, sound, sounds, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,489

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2011 02:18 PM; by jasons673

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Stupid Question GREAT ANSWER

Started by chambezio, 23rd June 2011 01:33 PM

admit, answer, archery, bit, canoeing, children, climbing, cosgrove, equipped, female, great, interview, interviewed, interviewer, irresponsible, maam, properly, prostitute, question, radio, range, returned, rifle, shooting, silent, stupid, supervised, teach, teaching, you’re

Replies: 6
Views: 1,957

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2011 06:29 AM; by underfoot

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Where?

Started by Rodgera, 18th June 2011 12:07 PM

address, box, called, coming, company, customer, dispatching, electric, envelope, exact, knocking, left, lineman, lines, maam, meant, office, post, power, rainstorm, rep, repairmen, replied, service, told, torrential, town, truck, weary

Replies: 0
Views: 924

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2011 12:07 PM; by Rodgera

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'Nother joke you've prolly heard before!

Started by tea lady, 13th December 2010 12:56 PM

breathalyzer, center, chair, cross, digs, excuse, halls, hands, heard, joke, jumps, lady, line, maam, mans, naked, no-not, nother, prolly, pulls, purse, receipt, registration, sends, shes, store, warning, weaving, wheel, zooms

Replies: 4
Views: 1,684

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2010 09:17 PM; by tea lady

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Wife from hell

Started by bullfright, 16th May 2010 06:31 PM

$75, automatic, barks, belt, car, control, cruise, dear, detector, drinking, driver, driving, fine, hell, maam, mouth, officer, police, pulled, radar, seat, shut, sir, ticket, wear, wearing, wife, woman, writing, yeah

Replies: 4
Views: 1,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 11:01 PM; by BozInOz

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My one day of employment

Started by Woodwould, 8th September 2009 12:10 PM

blind, bunnings, day, employment, entrance, greeter, hell, hours, instructed, job, landing, lasted, loud, maam, morning, nice, pleasantly, replied, retirees, shopping, slept, stopped, store, stupid, twins, ugly, unattractive, walked, woman, yelling

Replies: 5
Views: 1,653

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2009 03:13 PM; by Woodwould

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My 1 day employment

Started by wheelinround, 9th July 2009 10:31 AM

blind, bunnings, cut, day, employment, greeter, hell, hours, instructed, job, landing, lasted, line, loud, maam, mean-acting, morning, pleasantly, replied, retirees, shopping, slept, store, stupid, supervisor, twins, unattractive, walked, woman, yelling

Replies: 2
Views: 1,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2009 11:29 AM; by Ozkaban

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Don't Mess With Mature Ladies

Started by WoodJunky, 28th May 2009 10:11 PM

car, digs, driving, empty, hacked, ladies, lady, license, maam, mature, mess, murdered, officer, officers, owner, papers, pulled, puzzled, registration, revealing, sir, slowly, speeding, steps, stole, stolen, told, trunk, vehicle, woman

Replies: 10
Views: 1,870

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2009 07:58 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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"Amish Ticket"

Started by bullfright, 25th February 2009 02:17 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2009 03:06 PM; by fenderbelly

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No Sex Since 1955

Started by nev25, 31st March 2008 12:20 AM

1955, 2130, action, bare, breath, chill, conversation, glancing, hope, lady, leaned, lot, maam, major, matter-of-fact, panting, private, proceeded, quit, relax, sergeant, serious, sex, taking, time, times, voice, watch, wow, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 02:54 PM; by echnidna

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Manners

Started by wheelinround, 30th November 2007 03:23 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 990

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2007 08:31 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Old Lady Driving on Highway

Started by wheelinround, 29th November 2007 09:39 AM

119.ooo, bit, car, chuckle, driver, drivers, driving, embarrassed, grinned, highway, hour, lady, limit, maam, miles, minute, muttered, officer, peep, police, proudly, rollexplains, route, single, speed, speeding, thanked, time, twenty-two, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 01:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Frozen Turkeys

Started by Rodgera, 21st November 2007 09:04 PM

bigger, boy, dead, family, frozen, grocery, lady, maam, picking, replied, stock, store, turkeys

Replies: 0
Views: 989

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 09:04 PM; by Rodgera

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Never mix women with fishing (US style)

Started by Barry Hicks, 30th September 2007 06:34 PM

assault, boat, book, charged, day, decides, equipment, fishing, game, informes, left, maam, mix, moment, morning, nap, nice, officer, pulls, reading, restricted, sexual, start, style, touched, true, warden, woman, women, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,074

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2007 06:34 PM; by Barry Hicks

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George Bush again

Started by munruben, 19th June 2007 05:29 PM

agrees, answer, blair, brother, bush, calls, child, colin, father, finally, george, helms, house, immediately, intelligent, leaves, maam, meeting, mother, powell, queen, question, republican, senators, senior, sir, sister, tony, white, worth

Replies: 2
Views: 1,597

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2007 09:04 PM; by Bluegum

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Two Black Robbers

Started by fred.n, 12th December 2006 06:19 AM

average, black, bucket, button, dinner, elevator, fear, feet, floor, foot, gentlemen, god, hit, husband, laugh, maam, obvious, passed, perfectly, quarters, rob, robbers, rose, sized, story, tall, told, true, woman, words

Replies: 5
Views: 2,131

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2006 10:38 PM; by Wongo

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1955

Started by John Saxton, 28th October 2006 08:40 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,629

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2006 08:40 PM; by John Saxton

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For the Tech Support people

Started by Barry_White, 21st August 2006 12:20 PM

===============, bob, button, click, computer, customer, desk, dial, disk, internet, keyboard, left, letter, listen, maam, microsoft, monitor, password, people, plugged, print, printer, program, ready, screen, support, tech, time, type, word

Replies: 6
Views: 1,869

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2006 05:01 PM; by sea dragon

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Two psychologists

Started by Ian007, 15th July 2006 12:36 PM

attacked, bitch, boobs, breakfast, counter, excuse, freud, freudian, fu?ked, guy, home, lady, life, love, lunch, maam, meant, morning, noticed, pass, psychologists, salt, shrink, slip, station, stupid, ticket, titty, train, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 02:50 PM; by Ian007

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Typical CSM

Started by fred.n, 31st May 2006 07:18 PM

1955, 2130, action, bare, chest, chill, conversation, csm, forget, glancing, hope, lady, looked, lot, maam, major, matter-of-fact, quit, relax, replied, sergeant, serious, sex, taking, time, typical, voice, watch, wow, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2006 10:01 PM; by Driver

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the mortician

Started by goat, 23rd May 2006 11:04 AM

astonishment, attractive, black, blank, blue, charge, cheque, compensate, cost, difference, dressed, excellent, exquisite, grateful, grave, heads, honestly, husband, husbands, job, looked, maam, minded, mortician, nice, spend, suit, wearing, wife, yesterday

Replies: 2
Views: 1,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2006 04:32 PM; by rrich

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British Humour

Started by Phil Spencer, 10th May 2006 11:40 PM

american, americans, bitch, british, defend, dog, drive, entire, french, gentleman, hand, honour, humour, left, maam, marine, penchant, road, rude, sat, seat, shrieked, sir, thrown, tossed, train, walked, window, woman, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2006 11:40 PM; by Phil Spencer

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No Sex Since 1955

Started by Baz, 10th March 2006 04:10 PM

1955, 2130, action, chill, conversation, forget, glancing, hand, hope, lady, led, looked, lot, love, maam, major, matter-of-fact, military, quit, relax, replied, sergeant, serious, sex, taking, time, times, voice, watch, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2006 09:50 PM; by Kev Y.

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The honest wife

Started by Breslauer, 13th January 2006 08:14 AM

belt, car, control, cruise, detector, drinking, driver, fine, honest, husband, license, love, maam, mouth, officer, pocket, police, pulled, radar, seat, shut, sir, talk, ticket, wife, woman, writing, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,617

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 08:14 AM; by Breslauer

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Great Come Back ;)

Started by MajorPanic, 14th September 2005 05:53 PM

activity, admit, bit, children, discipline, equipped, equipping, female, firearm, great, interview, interviewer, irresponsible, killers, maam, proper, properly, prostitute, radio, range, reinwald, rifle, shooting, silent, supervised, teach, teaching, terribly, touch, violent

Replies: 8
Views: 1,934

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2005 11:05 PM; by joseph84

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Shopping for the wife

Started by Tikki, 10th September 2005 10:11 PM

bra, bras, buy, day, eighths, figured, finally, fore, hat, heard, heart, lady, left, maam, measure, measured, measurement, positive, shed, shop, shopping, six-and-seven-eighths, size, start, store, told, walked, wife, womens, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2005 11:32 PM; by ele__13

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Little Old Ladie

Started by Baz, 3rd August 2005 08:46 PM

ass, bad, care, children, country, declined, died, elderly, france, handing, honey, husband, iraq, korea, ladie, looked, maam, metro, mouth, politely, protester, protesters, stand, station, stick, touch, umbrella, war, woman, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2005 08:46 PM; by Baz

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Fishing Tackle

Started by gatiep, 29th June 2004 05:24 PM

$199.00, $254.50, accidentally, bends, blind, breaks, card, clerk, counter, credit, drops, embarrassed, farted, fishing, floor, glasses, maam, pick, purse, realises, rebel, reel, replies, rod, sale, sports, standing, tackle, wind, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2004 05:24 PM; by gatiep

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Tight Skirt

Started by Baz, 18th April 2004 10:35 AM

agree, ballistic, bus, drawled, driver, easily, embarrassed, figured, friends, gently, kinda, leg, maam, picked, raise, reached, samaritan, skirt, smile, smiled, standing, step, texan, tight, time, times, unzip, waist, would-be, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,897

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2004 10:35 AM; by Baz

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7 Degrees of Blonde

Started by Simple, 29th August 2003 03:53 PM

blonde, boyfriend, call, car, cutting, degree, degrees, dog, elephant, front, gun, hands, happen, home, k-9, left, maam, maam”, miles, mirror, officer, police, popped, replies, road, stomped, swerved, telephone, tree, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,638

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2003 03:53 PM; by Simple

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Just for the hell of it....

Started by Iain, 6th December 2002 08:29 AM

appeared, attention, claim, close, company, daughter, doctor, driver, east, favorite, finger, head, hell, hit, hospital, lost, maam, machine, mental, mother, moving, patients, paying, received, simply, space, star, time, train, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2002 08:58 AM; by coastie

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Schumacher of the Old Peoples home

Started by Gino, 1st October 2001 08:43 PM

beer, clarence, corridor, door, dug, erection, ethel, flashed, front, guinness, halt, hand, handbag, harold, home, insurance, lounge, maam, mat, peoples, popped, proof, schumacher, shouted, shuddered, stepped, stop, taking, weird, wheel

Replies: 0
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2001 08:43 PM; by Gino

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acting like a dill

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 06:51 PM

acting, attached, bucket, button, confused, dill, dinner, elevator, fear, feet, floor, foot, gentlemen, god, hit, hundred, husband, laugh, maam, obvious, passed, perfectly, quarters, rob, rose, roses, tall, told, woman, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 06:51 PM; by Gino

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