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  1. Speeding Ticket

    Started by Rodgera, 11th July 2014 04:09 PM
    83-year-old, forgot, officer, patrol, speeding, stating, talked, ticket, woman
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    • Views: 899
    Last Post: 11th July 2014 04:09 PM
    by Rodgera  Go to last post

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  2. Dumb Cop

    Started by A Duke, 5th September 2013 10:39 AM
    car, cardigan, cop, driving, drove, dumb, knitting, lady, mini, occupants, officer, passenger, patrol, policeman, pull, realised, seat, shouted, whilst, window
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,315
    Last Post: 5th September 2013 11:09 AM
    by A Duke  Go to last post

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  3. Overboard!

    Started by Rodgera, 11th July 2012 04:12 AM
    answered, boat, deck, fell, lookout, navy, officer, overboard, patrol, sailor, sir, snappily, starboard, washed, yell
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,134
    Last Post: 11th July 2012 04:12 AM
    by Rodgera  Go to last post

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  4. Good - Better - Best

    Started by DJ’s Timber, 6th March 2010 07:21 PM
    $160, ball, book, car, closed, flipping, good, handcuffs, hard, hed, laughing, mailed, patrol, photo, picture, police, policeman, pulled, radar, realized, road, sell, sign, smiled, speeding, start, ticket, walked, window, woman
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,191
    Last Post: 12th March 2010 07:51 PM
    by popawisky  Go to last post

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  5. Ray's night out

    Started by munruben, 24th October 2009 08:32 PM
    6pm, evening, giving, hole, home, hours, lecture, local, morning, night, officer, ossifer, patrol, police, policeman, previous, ray, rays, replied, sarcastically, slurred, stopped, story, time, water, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 991
    Last Post: 25th October 2009 08:48 AM
    by artme  Go to last post

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  6. Officer's First Patrol

    Started by Rodgera, 13th March 2009 02:54 PM
    act, barked, bus, call, cars, casting, corner, direction, disperse, experienced, glances, intimidated, leave, officer, officers, official, partner, patrol, people, policeman, pretty, proud, puzzled, radio, replied, rookie, stop, telling, veteran, window
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,562
    Last Post: 13th March 2009 02:54 PM
    by Rodgera  Go to last post

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  7. State trooper pulls over speeding driver

    Started by WoodJunky, 19th February 2009 09:12 PM
    ass, boy, car, door, driver, drunk, drunken, flares, jail, juggle, juggler, juggling, magician, michigan, observed, pass, patrol, performance, pulled, pulls, rear, replied, speeding, state, test, ticket, told, trooper, watched, wayne
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,153
    Last Post: 19th February 2009 10:07 PM
    by Grumpy John  Go to last post

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  8. QLD smart as whips

    Started by wheelinround, 27th September 2007 12:49 PM
    bar, breathalyser, car, centimetres, drive, forward, horn, left, lights, minutes, moved, officer, park, patrol, police, pulled, qld, remained, reversed, road, slowly, smart, started, stationary, switched, tooted, vehicle, vehicles, waited, whips
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,280
    Last Post: 27th September 2007 01:23 PM
    by Barry_White  Go to last post

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  9. You Made the News

    Started by rrich, 15th July 2007 03:08 PM
    $1000, ago, appears, blokes, board, california, chpies, cremation, diego, driver, famous, highway, incident, killed, mates, news, paid, patrol, pay, police, san, similar, stolen, tank
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 1,917
    Last Post: 16th July 2007 11:26 AM
    by silentC  Go to last post

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    NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

  10. Contacting moderators...

    Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 25th March 2007 07:22 PM
    affor, ammo, attention, button, contacting, correct, cos, eventually, flag, forum, hope, idle, matter, mod, moderators, mods, moves, msg, notices, overlapping, patrol, post, quickly, report, respond, slew, spot, stick, thread, wrong
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,730
    Last Post: 25th March 2007 11:58 PM
    by ubeaut  Go to last post

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    FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

  11. One For DanP

    Started by Ashore, 18th March 2006 09:09 PM
    alcohol, bar, breathalyser, broken, car, danp, decoy, designated, drive, dumbfounded, equipment, left, lights, minutes, officer, park, patiently, patrol, police, pulled, remained, road, said;, slowly, started, stationary, switched, time, vehicles, waited
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,716
    Last Post: 19th March 2006 03:31 PM
    by DanP  Go to last post

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  12. Only an Aussie could pull this off!

    Started by Wood Butcher, 24th August 2005 05:05 PM
    allegedly, aussie, bar, breathalyser, car, drive, forward, horn, left, lights, minutes, moved, officer, park, patrol, police, pull, pulled, remained, reversed, road, slowly, started, stationary, story, switched, tooted, true, vehicle, vehicles
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,061
    Last Post: 25th August 2005 05:18 PM
    by Termite  Go to last post

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  13. Attack Squirrel

    Started by Groggy, 17th July 2005 10:13 PM
    attack, black, car, chrome, cruiser, death, dressed, front, glove, hand, helmet, huge, jeans, leather, left, managed, patrol, picture, quiet, residential, screamed, squirrel, stop, street, t-shirt, throttle, throw, time, valkyrie, wheel
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,958
    Last Post: 18th July 2005 11:38 PM
    by doug the slug  Go to last post

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  14. One for DanP

    Started by Peter R, 28th January 2005 06:00 PM
    act, bloke, car, cheaper, coffs, company, constable, contacted, dan, danp, driving, garaged, harbour, highway, local, nsw, patrol, pensioners, peter, registered, remember, sir, thorn, thread, times, umpteenth, vehicles, vic, waddayarekon, wiping
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,609
    Last Post: 30th January 2005 03:49 AM
    by DanP  Go to last post

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    NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

  15. Some people will do anything to become Americians!

    Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 06:10 AM
    agent, agrees, alien, americians, border, bushes, catches, english, fence, green, hard, hmmm, illegal, mexican, minutes, noooo, patrol, people, phone, pink, pleeeze, pulls, senior, sentence, sez, stay, tells, usa, words, yellow
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,230
    Last Post: 22nd September 2004 06:10 AM
    by Kev Y.  Go to last post

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  16. It happened in Queensland

    Started by DonN, 7th October 2000 07:17 AM
    bar, breathalyzer, car, drive, equipment, forward, happened, horn, inches, left, lights, minutes, moved, officer, park, patrol, police, pulled, queensland, remained, reversed, road, slowly, started, station, stationary, switched, tooted, vehicle, vehicles
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,082
    Last Post: 7th October 2000 07:17 AM
    by DonN  Go to last post

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