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Pastor of Note

Started by John Saxton, 5th June 2014 09:30 PM

amen, body, bowed, brother, christian, congregation, fainted, fell, head, klan, klux, knees, life, note, pastor, pew, preacher, quivered, reverend, roared, rose, runaway, sheets, smile, spoke, stand, stop, train, voice, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,477

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2014 10:25 PM; by A Duke

Forum:
JOKES

Female drivers

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st December 2013 09:21 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2013 09:30 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
JOKES

Grandma at the beach

Started by Carry Pine, 19th December 2013 02:33 PM

abraham, alive, beach, desperate, drops, falls, father, finally, forefathers, grandma, grandmother, grandson, hat, huge, isaac, jewish, knees, lifeguards, mighty, prays, save, sea, supervising, washes, wave

Replies: 0
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2013 02:33 PM; by Carry Pine

Forum:
JOKES

A Yorkshire Love Story

Started by Stewie D, 23rd November 2013 11:57 AM

aged, bed, bugger, edit, effort, favourite, final, funeral, happy, heaven, jokes, kitchen, knees, landing, left, love, mustering, round, scones, similar, sixty, spoon, stewie, story, suddenly, table, threw, wife, world, yorkshire

Replies: 0
Views: 1,155

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2013 11:57 AM; by Stewie D

Forum:
JOKES

I've sure gotten old!

Started by MBM888, 23rd November 2012 12:45 PM

anymore, blackouts, bouts, bypass, cancer, circulation;, dementia, diabetes, drivers, engine, feel, feet, fought, friends, half, hands, hip, jet, knees, license, lost, medications, poor, prostate, remember, replacement, subject, surgeries, thankfully, winded

Replies: 8
Views: 1,857

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2013 10:19 AM; by hp8

Forum:
JOKES

Help with tall tent poles Strength testing advice

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 15th February 2013 12:20 PM

25mm, buckling, concern, destroy, extremely, grams, happy, heavy, hurting, kilo, knees, pole, poles, prime, pulk, pull, read, renovateforum.com, replace, resistance, saving, section, spare, steel, tall, tent, testing, thread, weighs, weight

Replies: 0
Views: 1,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2013 12:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Little old lady drivers

Started by A Duke, 23rd June 2012 06:21 PM

blast, cardigan, couple, cow, drivers, driving, force, hit, hoons, knees, knitting, lady, officer, past, pig, pigs, pull, road, roaring, shout, shouts, silly, siren, slowly, steering, sudden, the%, ther, time, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2012 06:21 PM; by A Duke

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JOKES

Memories...

Started by Groggy, 4th October 2011 05:45 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2011 08:11 PM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
JOKES

Aquacote

Started by pedrotswift, 14th July 2011 04:23 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2011 04:23 PM; by pedrotswift

Forum:
FINISHING

OLD AGE Problems

Started by gawdelpus, 28th January 2011 08:22 AM

85-year-old, age, arleen, armpit, called, cheers, count, day, doctor, door, exam, hand, hands, jar, john, knees, lady, left, mouth, neighbor, physical, problems, replied, requested, shocked, sperm, squeezin, teeth, wife, yep

Replies: 2
Views: 1,422

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2011 01:07 PM; by Mulgabill

Forum:
JOKES

First Aid

Started by Rodgera, 15th January 2011 06:40 PM

$accident, aid, awful, bartender, blood, broken, car, door, elm, explains, fainting, flash, fractured, goodness, head, knees, late, leg, lying, middle, sat, skull, street, street;, terrible, thrown, training, waitress, walking, walks$

Replies: 2
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2011 09:20 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

knee protection

Started by jdadley57, 29th July 2010 05:39 PM

$us229.00, $us60.00, cheeers, convincing, cue, day, design, don, drum, found, hold, http://www.proknee.com, injury, knee, knees, life, lot, pads, perfect, postage, prevent, prices, proknee, protection, rapidly, roll, shortening, trouble, uncomfortable, wallet

Replies: 9
Views: 2,583

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2010 06:56 PM; by Ricardito

Forum:
SAFETY

Just made a Belian Deck and am now after advice on what stain/oil to use on it.

Started by BratNZ, 21st June 2010 07:30 PM

advice, applying, bad, bees, belian, bleed, cd50, clean, deck, heard, knees, leave, money, people, realise, sikkens, spend, stain or oil, stain/oil, swear, title

Replies: 0
Views: 1,914

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2010 07:30 PM; by BratNZ

Forum:
FINISHING

Duck by all means

Started by John Saxton, 20th February 2010 05:20 PM

attorney, boot, city, climbed, dropped, duck, farmer, farmers, fell, fence, field, groin, heavy, kick, knees, lawyer, lawyers, means, midriff, planted, replied, rule, settle, shot, smiled, steel, tennessee, times, toe, tractor

Replies: 2
Views: 1,551

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2010 10:46 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

sanding floorboards, on knees, the hard way

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 1st October 2009 11:30 AM

35m2, achieve, advance, belt, bit, controlled, equipment, finishes, hands, hire, house, inexperience, input, job, keys, knees, orbital, potentially, read, renovateforum.com, result, rubbish, ruining, sander, sanding, scared, species, thread, timber, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,875

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2009 11:30 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
FLOORING

Best Knee-Pads?..

Started by Batpig, 21st June 2009 12:56 PM

Replies: 14
Views: 5,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2009 10:42 AM; by Claw Hama

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Best Knee-Pads?...

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 21st June 2009 01:40 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,593

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2009 01:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Started by wheelinround, 2nd June 2009 03:40 PM

2009, alive, answer, approached, calling, carry, chores, deep, domestic, dopey, dwarfs, faint, fell, god, heard, hope, knees, losing, lunch, lunchtime, mine, origin, prayed, prepare, qld, shouted, singing;, snow, voice, white

Replies: 8
Views: 1,690

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2009 11:26 PM; by Carry Pine

Forum:
JOKES

gorilla mighty 15

Started by oop's, 16th April 2009 06:16 PM

$219, anymore, appreciated, aust, bad, bees, borrowed, bothered, bunnings, ergonomically, feed, fool, friendly, gorilla, job, knees, ladder, lock, mighty, moment, pricing, product, proof, similar, sth, time, type, wondering, worn, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 8,619

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2009 03:39 AM; by oop's

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Photo posting whinge.

Started by Honorary Bloke, 6th April 2009 10:23 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

admins, cool, due, entering, forum, fro, frustrating, fwiw, hurt, knees, life, photo, photos, plea, posting, resolution, respect, rule, screen, scrolling, sites, smiley], stop, thread, trouble, upload, whinge, wider, width, [on

Replies: 31
Views: 4,096

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2009 10:46 AM; by Woodwould

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

The old fart test #2!

Started by AUSSIE, 28th February 2009 11:05 AM

70%, airplanes, belt, buckle, card, carrying, chess, evening, everthing, fart, feel, flying, gray, haired, hurt, hurts, knees, lady, night, playing, prefer, r/c, remember, rocking, sit, street, test, trainer, wife, winded

Replies: 7
Views: 2,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2009 08:16 AM; by Papa

Forum:
JOKES

A clean slate

Started by Groggy, 19th October 2008 08:51 PM

70sqm, acid, clean, cleaning, cupboards, dining, entryway, fairly, hall, hardest, hectic, hours, hydrochloric, job, kitchen, knees, late, paint, pantry, round, schedule, scraper, shown, slate, stay, study, trim, walk-in, week

Replies: 10
Views: 2,510

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2008 11:47 PM; by Woodlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The duck and the lawyer

Started by WoodJunky, 14th October 2008 09:57 PM

abide, agreed, attorney, climbed, codger, decided, dropped, duck, easily, farmer, farmers, fell, fence, field, groin, kick, knees, lawyer, lawyers, north, otago, replied, rule, settle, shot, slowly, smiled, times, toe, tractor

Replies: 0
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2008 09:57 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
JOKES

I don't remember being absent minded.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th June 2008 08:16 PM

absent, allan, bathroom, beats, body, bran, clicks, door, easily, falling, finally, funny, god, head, knees, left, minded, mouse, nowadays, path, prunes, remember, started, stuck, teach, time, toes, touch, wild, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2008 10:25 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

SWMBO, abbreviations?

Started by neksmerj, 29th April 2008 02:25 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

abbreviations, addicted, amuses, beauties, bit, bloody, driving, explanation, finish, gfyb, hands, hard, hear, kennearth, knees, laptop, metalwork, moderators, posts, respond, run, sbbs, shorthand, sms, swmbo, talk, tbh, thinking, time, typing

Replies: 72
Views: 8,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2008 12:01 PM; by Gingermick

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Church views

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd February 2008 03:08 PM

allan, barry, bloke, bottom, calendar, caught, cheeks, church, dress, experience, eye, front, john, knees, lady, leaning, months, noticed, pew, prayer, pulled, pushing, reached, started, stole, views, whacked, whilst, woman, yesterday

Replies: 3
Views: 1,716

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 04:38 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Bathroom Window Sill

Started by Gypsy, 30th January 2008 10:27 AM

badly, bathroom, cistern, cleaned, cracked/broken, cut, filler, fit, front, gap, glue, jobs, knees, learning, lost, painting, piece, positive, professional, replaced, sash, shoot, sill, sink, stripped, tiles, toilet, ugly, window, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 2,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2008 10:05 AM; by Gypsy

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

The Chair

Started by MICKYG, 26th January 2008 04:42 PM

ain’t, beg, brunette, chair, college, don’t, electrocute, engineering, fall, forgiveness, gonna, graduated, harvard, immediately, in.”, innocent.”, intervene, i’ll, justice, knees, night, plug, power, release, school, strapped, switch, throw, words, ya’ll

Replies: 0
Views: 1,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2008 04:42 PM; by MICKYG

Forum:
JOKES

Little Old Lady

Started by MICKYG, 7th January 2008 08:18 AM

beautiful, bet, change, ear, fairy, front, gillespie, godmother, guess, handsome, husband, imagine, jamie, knees, lady, makes, mike, neutered, ooh, poof, porch, prince, rocking, saunters, smile, smitten, stands, stares, weak, whispers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 09:59 AM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

2 Irish Woodies

Started by fenderbelly, 14th December 2007 10:13 PM

barman, berserk, cheers, continued, drinks, drunk, euro, feel, free, irish, killinme, knees, lost, money, mouth, murphy, noticed, plan, pub, replied, sausage, shamus, smile, stick, tenth, threw, trouble, woodies, worry, zipper

Replies: 0
Views: 1,035

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2007 10:13 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Drop your dax

Started by fenderbelly, 18th November 2007 04:59 PM

ankles, bet, birthday, couple, dax, drawers, drop, ear, gent, grandmas, grandpa, grinning, guess, happily, jump, knees, ladies, pants, party, piped, shorts, sitting, slapping, standing, times, unison, walked, world, yelled, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2007 04:59 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

I got my wife crawling to me.

Started by munruben, 7th November 2007 10:31 PM

bed, begged, begging, crawling, fight, hands, knees, night, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,112

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 12:16 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

Ten rules for Golf

Started by fenderbelly, 1st November 2007 08:20 PM

ahead, avoid, bent, directly, extra, feet, flush, form, front, golf, grip, head, hit, knees, loose, preparing, quiet, rules, shoulder, stand, stay, straight, strokes, swing, taking, tee, ten, urinal, water, width

Replies: 0
Views: 993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2007 08:20 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Owner Builder Project

Started by Metung, 4th May 2007 12:20 PM

14mm, 2tsup, advice, batch, bed, brighter, builder, call, cleaning, complete, confidence, constraint, fitting, grouting, knees, laid, laying, leather, light, manage, mortar, owner, plenty, project, sealing, tiles, time, tunnel, volume, wheelbarrow

Replies: 5
Views: 1,930

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2007 11:19 AM; by memphis

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Is this ageist??

Started by Jack Plane, 18th June 2007 03:53 PM

85-year-old, ageist, armpit, bring, called, count, day, doc, doctor, door, hand, hands, home, jar, knees, lady, left, male, marge, mouth, neighbor, patient, replied, semen, shocked, squeezin, teeth, wife, yearly, yep

Replies: 4
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2007 07:53 PM; by fred.n

Forum:
JOKES

alcohol warnings

Started by black1, 25th April 2007 01:26 AM

2tsup, alcohol, ass, burns, consumption, continuum, create, forehead, gaps, inexplicable, kicked, knees, kung, lead, leading, lower, morning, mystical, people, powers, resulting, roll, rug, scary, sex, spitting, time, time-space, warning, warnings

Replies: 0
Views: 1,793

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2007 01:26 AM; by black1

Forum:
JOKES

Deck Oiling

Started by Arry, 20th April 2007 01:36 PM

applying, appreciated, australian, deck, easier, forever, greatly, heat, hoising, killing, kneeling, knees, mid-feb, morning, oil, oiling, paintbrush, planning, prep, prepare, question, re-doing, re-oiling, suggestions, summer, sweeping, tommorrow, tonight, weekend, western

Replies: 7
Views: 5,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2007 01:43 PM; by strangerep

Forum:
DECKING

Oiling My Deck

Started by Arry, 20th April 2007 01:24 PM

apply, applying, appreciated, australian, deck, easier, forever, greatly, heat, hoising, killing, kneeling, knees, laid, mid-feb, morning, oil, oiling, paintbrush, planning, prep, prepare, re-doing, re-oiling, suggestions, summer, sweeping, tommorrow, weekend, western

Replies: 0
Views: 3,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2007 01:24 PM; by Arry

Forum:
DECKING

Black Beast Down

Started by Daddles, 28th March 2007 11:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

appears, attractive, beast, bike, bit, bitumen, black, blood, brifter, cars, crossover, damage, damned, feel, final, fingers, front, gutter, km/hr, knees, light, mouth, prang, protected, quick, road, scrape, speed, started, traffic

Replies: 22
Views: 3,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2007 11:04 AM; by silentC

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

My tiling job

Started by spokeshave, 5th January 2007 04:23 PM

approx, charge, chose, day, dining, effort, finished, glue, guys, happy, involved, job, job.-, kitchen, knees, left, lino, lounge, meters, packed, pics, pretty, pros, removing, share, sort, spent, square, straight, tiling

Replies: 10
Views: 2,590

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2007 10:54 PM; by spokeshave

Forum:
TILING

Recommended TopCoat/Sealer for pine floor

Started by squashedfrog1, 1st January 2007 11:44 AM

aching, boards, change, colour, eternal, floor, freshly, grain, hint, hope, hours, instantly, knees, leave, left, likes, lost, makes, mind, pine, recommended, sanded, sense, springs, swmbo, timber, topcoat, topcoat or sealer, white, yellow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,968

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2007 10:50 AM; by squashedfrog1

Forum:
FLOORING

wo....man drivers

Started by Tonyz, 18th December 2006 04:25 PM

burned, call, car, coffee, confusion, damn, disconnected, donut, drivers, ear, easily, fell, hand, knees, knocked, legs, looked, mobile, pants, phone, privates, ruined, shaver, soaked, splashed, steering, straighten, wheel, woman, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2006 08:01 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A New Job I Have on Here

Started by ozwinner, 12th December 2006 07:44 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

admin, annual, blows, conditions, cover, cruiser, door, fashion, foot, job, knees, knocking, leave, left, negotiation, neil, orderly, owns, owwh, partners, pay, payed, recruited, robbo, sooner, sound, told, weeks, whitsundays, wmhahahahaha

Replies: 30
Views: 3,702

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2006 01:05 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

"Creatives" in advertising

Started by Flowboy, 18th October 2006 09:59 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

ads, advertising, angels, bestis, bread, creative, creatives, digging, eek, enjoy, fear, girl, head, iteek, knees, kraft, mind, musing, nose, packet, philly, picking, real, rob, simple, trepidation, unfathomable, wings, world, yoga

Replies: 39
Views: 4,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2006 05:04 PM; by silentC

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

THIS SIGN IS POSTED AT A GOLF CLUB in Canada

Started by DPB, 3rd October 2006 05:18 PM

ahead, bent, canada, club, directly, donenow, extra, feet, flush, form, front, golf, hit, knees, loose, preparing, quick, quiet, shoulder, sign, stand, stay, straight, strokes, swing, taking, tee, urinal, water, width

Replies: 5
Views: 1,591

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2006 12:07 AM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

Removing cork tiles from concrete slab.

Started by dalejw, 23rd September 2006 02:08 PM

25l, 30sqm, bit, blade, bloody, concrete, cork, days, dissolves, edge, glue, house, ice, knees, method, mixed, pour, removing, sheets, shoes, shovel, slab, sort, teflon, tiles, top, turps, vaseline, walk, wet

Replies: 6
Views: 6,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2006 10:13 PM; by dalejw

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Mischievous Grandma's

Started by Baz, 16th August 2006 08:34 PM

bench, bet, birthday, couple, ear, embarrassed, grandma, grandmas, grandpa, grinning, guess, happily, home, jump, knees, laughed, mischievous, nursing, ornery, party, piped, sitting, slapping, snickered, times, unison, walked, world, yelled, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,057

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2006 08:34 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

The Irishman

Started by Eddie Jones, 6th June 2006 12:30 PM

blonde, castaway, closer, drop, eyes, fell, flask, forgotten, gods, gorgeous, hearing, irish, irishman, knees, looked, played, pocket, reaches, replied, sleeve, smoke, sobbed, speck, suit, takes, tears, tis, trembling, wet, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2006 12:30 PM; by Eddie Jones

Forum:
JOKES

Women in leather

Started by Gra, 2nd April 2006 02:44 PM

beats, begins, clothing, dry, heart, irrationally, knees, leather, mans, quicker, smells, throat, ute, weak, wears, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,839

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2006 09:48 PM; by Harry72

Forum:
JOKES

Wongo’s winter Olympic report

Started by Wongo, 20th February 2006 01:14 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

130km, bloody, bounce, country, cross, double, down.o, everywhere.cool, fun?d, head, hour, hurts, knees, luge, makes, moguls, olympic, outfits, perfect??d, report, requires, scary, sits, skeleton, ski, tight, top, winter, woman, wongo’s

Replies: 22
Views: 2,593

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2006 10:24 AM; by rrich

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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