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Catching up on lost sleep

Started by Rodgera, 12th April 2015 07:43 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 757

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2015 07:43 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

One for Old Time's Sake

Started by John Saxton, 24th June 2014 08:57 PM

action, advantages, afraid, age, alzheimers, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fresh, guessed, husband, impressed, jenny, knock, leave, lover, moral, night, perform, prepares, rapping, ready, robert, sake, set, sleep, story, time, wedding

Replies: 2
Views: 2,046

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 08:54 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

You're never too old

Started by Grumpy John, 16th June 2014 07:01 PM

action, advantages, afraid, age, aha, alzheimers, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fresh, guessed, guys, husband, impressed, jenny, knock, leave, lover, moral, night, perform, prepares, rapping, ready, robert, set, sleep, story, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2014 07:01 PM; by Grumpy John

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JOKES

The Right Place

Started by issatree, 6th March 2014 11:34 AM

1st, 2nd, advice, amazing, attached, awake, awakes, blue, couple, dog, gently, hubbies, hubby, lady, mirror, night, nights, piece, place, prize, red, ribbon, sleep, snored, snores, snoring, testicles, ties, vet, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2014 11:34 AM; by issatree

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JOKES

Labor Ex- Politician

Started by Carry Pine, 19th December 2013 08:58 PM

amount, cheque, defrauded, department, enclosed, ex-, ex-labor, labor, night, nsw, owing, politician, remainder, send, sleep, taxation, total, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,024

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2013 08:58 PM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

If

Started by Timless Timber, 4th August 2013 07:39 AM

10.30, 4.38, agnostic, awake, bed, coffee, dark, dog, doh, drink, dyslexic, excited, insomniac, late, lay, light, night, photons, post, sleep, tired, wondering, wood

Replies: 10
Views: 1,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2013 11:17 PM; by doug3030

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mum's passed away

Started by rsser, 6th August 2013 10:26 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

50+, aged, briefly, carried, dad, death, family, favorite, gentle, goodbye, grave, handels, hosed, intelligent, loved, melb, mum, music, passed, peacefully, playing, residents, shone, sleep, soothed, strong, sun, supported, time, woman

Replies: 16
Views: 3,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2013 01:15 PM; by rsser

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

A few to get you all groaning......

Started by MBM888, 28th June 2013 09:05 PM

beat, blind, buying, cleaner, death, dyson, grave, grim, groaning, guess, hobbit, labrador, lost, mick, middle, night, noticed, owners, paddy, pet, plot, reaper, shouting, sleep, talk, thinking, tolkein, vacuum, walking, woke

Replies: 6
Views: 1,831

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2013 05:44 PM; by Enfield Guy

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JOKES

Would you marry again

Started by rwbuild, 19th May 2013 07:16 PM

audible, bed, car, clubs, died, drive, golfing, groan, house, hurt, husband, jewelry, left-handed, makes, married, marry, pictures, proper, question, quietly, remarry, replace, sh#@t, shed, shes, silence, sitting, sleep, times, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2013 05:28 PM; by damian

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JOKES

Tonsillectomy vs Circumcision

Started by MBM888, 14th April 2013 11:43 AM

afraid, born, breeze, buddy, circumcision, cream, day, gurneys, hospital, ice, jelly, kid, kids, leans, lots, luck, lying, operating, pre-op, replies, sleep, surgeries, theatre, tonsillectomy, tonsils, wake, walk, whoao, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2013 11:43 AM; by MBM888

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JOKES

Finally...

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 18th March 2013 01:10 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,578

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2013 01:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

HI All

Started by barrie3, 14th January 2013 11:49 AM

barrie3, cheers, col, colbra, hang, job, kingcumber, mens, rolleyes, shed, sleep, toy, wood, woodworking

Replies: 4
Views: 851

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2013 11:47 AM; by tdrumnut

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

have to move tools

Started by opelblues, 18th September 2011 01:24 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

4.30am, befor, build, close, clothes, clothline, cloths, container, door, due, flats, home, line, live, loud, music, nights, noise, owner, people, propley, reason, saturday, shade, shipping, slames, sleep, tools, watch, yard

Replies: 17
Views: 2,945

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2012 10:52 PM; by Handyjack

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

my new shed dog

Started by Ian Smith, 22nd June 2012 05:06 PM

abby, addition, bcs, dog, ears, kid, machinery, nell, noise, off-cuts, phased, playing, poor, quickly, run, runningoo, sawdust, scampers, shed, sleep, tail, time, toby, unlike, wc2000

Replies: 2
Views: 1,918

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2012 06:17 PM; by BobL

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Months to go before I Woodwork

Started by Christos, 18th February 2012 08:57 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

17th, allowing, beijing, bit, celsius, china, cold, degrees, flight, home, landing, left, minus, months, night, person, plane, post, power, recovered, return, sleep, stage, sydney, temperature, thermals, time, turbulence, wearing, woodwork

Replies: 98
Views: 9,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2012 09:30 PM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Spider Bites

Started by rodm, 24th January 2012 09:09 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

attacks, bite, bites, body, brain, call, chance, constantly, day, days, experience, intense, live, lot, names, nerve, pain, prompt, real, respect, sends, signals, sleep, snake, species, spider, spiders, treat, type, venom

Replies: 32
Views: 7,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2012 06:59 AM; by emmaraynolds

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SAFETY

Trust in husband

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th February 2012 09:24 PM

allan, bat, bedroom, darling, door, drink, entered, hard, headed, hitting, home, husband, kitchen, late, legs, magazine, night, parents, persons, quietly, reached, reading, sitting, sleep, submitted, time, trust, visit, wife, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,945

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2012 03:39 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Older women solve problems

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th September 2011 05:53 PM

bed, black, car, celebrate, cheap, comfy, comment, girl, guys, house, intelligent, junk, living, marriage, married, month, older, problems, reasonable, search, sleep, sleeping, sofa, solve, told, watch, white, wife, woman, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,472

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2011 06:49 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Solar panels

Started by two fingers, 22nd February 2011 06:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bad, closed, connected, experiences, grid, hear, heard, life, negative, nights, panels, pitches, post, power, prefer, renovators, sales, sleep, solar, transform, truth

Replies: 19
Views: 3,361

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2011 06:33 PM; by malb

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Dog that snores!

Started by Timeless Timber, 3rd March 2011 05:55 AM

amazingly, attached, bathroom, bed, begins, blue, closet, dog, dogs, drunken, grabs, husband, husbands, piece, red, ribbon, sleep, sleeps, snores, snoring, soundly, stands, stumbles, stupor, testicles, ties, vet, wakes, wife, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2011 10:49 PM; by Grommett

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JOKES

DIY Roller shutters ??

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 3rd January 2011 03:40 PM

1350, 2140w, bedroom, cost, day, decent, diy, drop, due, effective, expensive, form, found, heat, kit, light, niteshifts, noise, read, renovateforum.com, reply, roller, shutter, shutters, sleep, supplier, thread, time, weeks, window

Replies: 0
Views: 2,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2011 03:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

I'm a big sissy

Started by wolften, 11th October 2010 06:43 PM

bed, big, broken, daddys, dear, evening, hug.i, light, mother, mummy, reassuring, shaky, silence, sissy, sleep, smiled, son, summer, thunderstorm, tonight, tremor, tucking, violent, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2010 06:43 PM; by wolften

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JOKES

how to have a day and night wasted for you. BUSHFIRE

Started by weisyboy, 7th August 2010 09:01 PM

12pm, attached, blacking, brushfire, burn, bushfire, chance, cold, contained, day, days, fighting, hours, house, inconsiderate, lines, lit, moping, night, patrolling, person, pics, recover, sleep, slowed, snooze, spent, teh, verandah.2tsup, wasted

Replies: 5
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2010 09:41 PM; by weisyboy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Know you by your sleeping postures!!

Started by Shrek3, 9th July 2010 06:22 PM

arms, attention, bcoz, center, change, foetus, freefall, friends, front, fuss, listen, lying, offer, people, pillow, pinned, position, postures, quiet, ready, reserved, roll, set, sleep, sleepers, sleeping, soldier, standards, starfish, underneath

Replies: 2
Views: 1,767

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2010 08:20 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

85-year-old grandfather . . .

Started by WoodJunky, 7th July 2010 09:06 PM

85-year-old, 85yearold, alarmed, basis, bed, charge, chocolate, cup, daily, grandfather, grandson, hot, light, makes, night, oclock, people, puzzled, question, replies, rolling, rushes, sister, sleep, stops, surely, tablet, told, viagra, wonderfully

Replies: 0
Views: 1,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2010 09:06 PM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

Preparing for children

Started by Grumpy John, 15th May 2010 08:18 AM

10pm, alarm, attempt, bag, box, buy, car, child, children, cream, cup, dressing, front, goat, half, leave, living, melon, minutes, mummy, nights, preparing, ready, shirt, sleep, stick, string, test, time, walk

Replies: 7
Views: 1,946

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2010 05:01 PM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

The chippies request

Started by Dennis Millard, 13th May 2010 05:24 PM

beneath, chippies, copyright, craftsman, d.f.m, drill, filled, finish, follow, glued, hands, head, hold, lay, limed, master, oiled, olished, painted, pine, plane, polished, request, screwed, sleep, stained, time, toiled, trees, type

Replies: 1
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2010 08:04 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

Early Morning Exercise

Started by Rodgera, 2nd December 2009 02:43 PM

alarm, bed, block, christian, continued, early, education, enthusiasm, exercise, expressed, faintly, hearty, impressed, jump, kick, morning, offered, pastor, physical, praise, run, school, sighed, sleep, smiling, speaker, students, surprise, times, visiting

Replies: 1
Views: 1,111

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2009 07:37 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

How much are you're pets worth to you?

Started by nihilism, 14th November 2009 12:59 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$20000, $4500, afford, animals, bad, bones, call, cars, cat, cats, cost, dogs, feel, forking, hit, issues, kid, medical, money, operation, opinion, parents, pets, recover, sleep, spent, treatment, vet, worse, worth

Replies: 15
Views: 2,533

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2009 01:52 PM; by rrobor

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Not so smart.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th November 2009 10:24 PM

$5.00, $500.00, allan, answer, avail, beaten, calls, curled, desperately, desperation, friends, handed, hill, knowing, laptop, lawyer, legs, mind, mobile, pay, phone, play, pocket, proserpine, reached, sleep, smart, snooze, woke, woodie

Replies: 2
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2009 11:31 AM; by robbo266317

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JOKES

Portable Airconditioner hose installation?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 9th November 2009 06:50 AM

air, airconditioner, awning, con, cover, days, floor, hose, hot, install, installation, installing, nathan, nightshift, oour, options, outlet, permanent, pita, portable, read, renovateforum.com, set, sleep, talk, thingy, thread, windows, worst

Replies: 0
Views: 4,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2009 06:50 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Note to PETS

Started by WoodJunky, 8th November 2009 11:58 AM

bathroom, buy, call, cats, clothes, complain, dear, dishes, dogs, door, exit, food, furniture, hair, height, kiss, live, nose, note, owners, paw, pet, pets, prints, refrigerator, sleep, smell, stay, time, visit

Replies: 0
Views: 1,105

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2009 11:58 AM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

Senior Enlistment

Started by John Saxton, 9th October 2009 01:26 AM

18-year-old, ahead, attitudes, baseball, brim, bullet, cap, couple, cranky, day, enemy, enlistment, figured, funny, girl, guys, join, military, outrun, pretty, sending, senior, sex, shade, sleep, soldier, terrorists, tired, track, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,531

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2009 11:36 AM; by Rum Pig

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JOKES

Sleepless times

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd September 2009 08:33 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2.00am, 4.00am, 6.00am, 9.00pm, allan, answers, bed, couple, day, daymares, lack, midday, nightmares, overcome, sleep, sleepless, this.d, times, wake, weeks, woken

Replies: 16
Views: 2,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2009 10:09 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

Ceiling fan - earth wire

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 23rd September 2009 08:30 PM

ago, avoid, bad, block, ceiling, decapitation, earth, earthed, fan, fans, finally, fixtures, master, months, nathan, noticed, oyster, question, read, recently, removed, renovateforum.com, replaced, replacing, sleep, started, terminal, thread, whilst, wire

Replies: 0
Views: 1,884

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2009 08:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Pets.

Started by RETIRED, 4th September 2009 07:55 AM

attendance, bathroom, bottom, buy, canine/feline, cats, clothes, complain, dear, dishes, dog, dogs, door, exit, food, front, hair, kiss, kissing, live, message, non-pet, paw, pets, proper, required, sleep, smell, stay, time

Replies: 3
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2009 11:45 AM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

Howdy

Started by Woodenmissit, 6th July 2009 02:41 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 952

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2009 10:33 PM; by munruben

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

dangly

Started by groverwa, 15th May 2009 09:53 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2009 02:01 PM; by dennford

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JOKES

Hello to all........

Started by 69Guitars, 25th April 2009 01:31 PM

builds, format, forward, found, free, guess, guitar, guitarist, home, info, introduction, les, luthier, moment, musician, offer, paul, pdf, plans, reading, scale, send, sleep, strat, style, tele, woods, woods/tone

Replies: 3
Views: 1,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2009 05:38 PM; by artme

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Thicknesser Adjustment

Started by Nelson Street, 15th April 2009 04:59 PM

adjusting, adjustment, aires, anticipation, bed, blades, care, confidant, correct, finished, head, hight, home, lowering, measured, narrower, normal, parallel, planer, product, raising, reset, robert, seattle, secondhand, section, sleep, sleepless, thicknesser, upper

Replies: 2
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2009 06:21 PM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Out of Memory Error

Started by Rodgera, 5th March 2009 06:30 PM

awakened, button, call, click, covers, error, garbage, handles, lasted, light, loving, memory, minutes, night, passwords, phone, pulled, remember, responsibility, rest, rolled, sleep, stuff, support, technician, telling, tuesdays, type, typical, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 1,967

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2009 03:08 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Life Explained

Started by Phil Spencer, 4th March 2009 10:05 AM

agreed, bark, cow, created, day, dog, eat, eighty, enjoy, entertain, explained, family, forty, god, human, information, life, makes, monkey, play, sit, sixty, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tricks, twenty

Replies: 0
Views: 1,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2009 10:05 AM; by Phil Spencer

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JOKES

For the old Far/Gentlemen on here

Started by fenderbelly, 25th February 2009 06:49 PM

age, bed, bin, blue, cup, drawer, ears, ere, eyes, far or gentlemen, grin, i’m, kick, lay, morning, night, obits, overtakes, paper, pick, read, red, shape, shelf, sleep, slippers, table, teeth, wake, wits

Replies: 1
Views: 1,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2009 11:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Drafting blokes over 60

Started by 741Baus, 23rd February 2009 10:16 AM

18-year-old, 20-foot, attitudes, blokes, bullet, completing, couple, cranky, day, drafting, enemy, energy, excuse, guys, house, join, military, outrun, rope, screaming, sending, sex, sleep, soldier, terrorists, tired, track, wall, waste, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,804

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2009 10:16 AM; by 741Baus

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JOKES

Three old ladies

Started by fenderbelly, 25th January 2009 10:17 PM

bad, bed, chatting, day, diner, edge, forgetful, knock, ladies, lady, memory, morning, raps, remember, sitting, sleep, smiles, smugly, stairs, standing, startled, table, top, woken, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2009 11:58 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Twin Boys

Started by routermaniac, 22nd January 2009 08:50 PM

adrenaline, anounce, babies, born, boys, couple, dad, deprivation, forum, guys, hours, issue, major, marios, mum, oodoh, pics, pleased, pregnant, reasons, sleep, tired, twin, twins, week, weeks, wife

Replies: 14
Views: 1,870

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2009 10:53 AM; by RufflyRustic

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

(WA) Working bee @ Dingo's

Started by Juffy, 21st December 2008 12:20 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

28°, bee, brunswick, bunbury, carpooling, cheers, day, dingo, dingos, drive, easier, firm, fuel, gardening, happy, hoping, inclined, lift, mind, paul, perfect, perth, plenty, reckon, save, semi-firm, shed, sleep, weather, working

Replies: 61
Views: 10,579

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2009 11:53 PM; by dennford

Forum:
EVENTS

Something to think about

Started by Breslauer, 25th December 2008 08:06 AM

aid, color, conquer, creed, day, deceit, deep, development, dog, drugs, friend, gender, heart, honestly, level, lies, liquor, medical, politics, poor, preference, prejudice, reached, relax, religion, resist, sleep, start, tension, world

Replies: 11
Views: 1,888

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2009 01:28 PM; by Ed Reiss

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Inner Peace

Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 10:20 PM

aches, aid, blame, busy, cheerful, complaining, conquer, criticism, day, dog, drugs, family, friend, ignoring, liquor, medical, pains, peace, pep, pills, poor, relax, resentment, resist, rich, sleep, tension, time, treating, understand

Replies: 0
Views: 1,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2008 10:20 PM; by Barry_White

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JOKES

Air-conditioner for sleep out

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 7th December 2008 01:40 AM

10.5, 2.2m, 2.3m, 4.5m, afternoon, air, air-conditioner, ceiling, conditioner, copping, fibro, house, info, maryborough, metres, qld, read, renovateforum.com, size, sleep, sun, thread, uninsulated, weatherboard, wide, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,498

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2008 01:40 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
HEATING & COOLING

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