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  1. A wee Dram o' the good stuff

    Started by John Saxton, 29th May 2014 08:24 PM
    admitted, anticipated, arab, aye, blood, bmw, box, card, chocolates, diamonds, donate, dram, gesture, good, heart, hospital, laddie, phoned, prior, quality, reciprocate, scotsman, sheik, shocked, street, stuff, surgery, thank-you, type, wee
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,330
    Last Post: 29th May 2014 10:23 PM
    by Stewie D  Go to last post

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  2. Hospital Bracelet

    Started by Rodgera, 25th March 2014 12:23 PM
    admitted, bracelet, clerk, costs, coyly, diamonds, hospital, prior, procedure, rubies, swmbo, wrist
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 924
    Last Post: 25th March 2014 04:54 PM
    by Christos  Go to last post

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  3. New Bicycle

    Started by Rodgera, 13th July 2012 05:51 PM
    admitted, behavior, bicycle, birthday, buy, child, crazy, drives, father, holy, improve, johnny, johnnys, mom, mother, spread, suggested, surprised, terrors, thatll, wider
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,314
    Last Post: 13th July 2012 05:51 PM
    by Rodgera  Go to last post

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  4. Blood transfusion

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th February 2012 04:45 PM
    admitted, allan, arab, aye, blood, card, cherry, chocolate, donated, generous, hospital, laddie, located, luckily, occasion, phoned, precaution, rare, replied, ripe, scotsman, scottish, sheik, shocked, store, surgery, transfusion, type, veins, wad
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,227
    Last Post: 8th February 2012 06:53 PM
    by munruben  Go to last post

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  5. Best Coffee

    Started by joe greiner, 11th August 2011 09:02 PM
    admitted, brew, camera, carry, caught, cheers, coffee, driver, gas, georgia, joe, monday, person, sale, simpler, station, tanker, truck
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,398
    Last Post: 11th August 2011 09:34 PM
    by RedShirtGuy  Go to last post

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  6. What are these people thinking!

    Started by BobL, 13th November 2010 12:30 AM
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    152931, 152932, accident, admitted, alignment, asleep, date, day, driver, falsify, fell, front, head, insured, kids, people, road, service, statement, straight, thinking, top, toyota, van, week, wheel, wife, witnesses, written, wrong
    • Replies: 38
    • Views: 5,033
    Last Post: 30th December 2010 02:42 PM
    by BobL  Go to last post

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    NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

  7. Eating in the workshop

    Started by wheelinround, 28th March 2010 01:56 PM
    abilities, accidently, admitted, attendance, block, complimented, doctors, donut, door, eating, emergency, grabbed, guess, hand, lessons, moldings, noticing, plane, poundsu, reached, recovery, sharp, sharpening, shaving, shreveport, surgeon, surgery, woodworker, workbench, workshop
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 2,046
    Last Post: 1st April 2010 09:06 PM
    by soundman  Go to last post

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    SAFETY

  8. Holy in One

    Started by bullfright, 20th February 2010 04:00 PM
    admitted, baleful, ball, blaspheme, chair, day, fairway, fathom, fixed, god, golf, grabs, green, happened, hawk, holy, inches, life, mother, paws, play, rolled, runs, sister, squirrel, stare, started, superior, tee, woods
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,513
    Last Post: 5th March 2010 05:23 PM
    by Scorp  Go to last post

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  9. Just a Reminder

    Started by Jerryj, 28th January 2010 06:07 PM
    41/2, admitted, boards, cancel, check, checked, cut, cutting, day, days, due, finger, friday, hand, holiday, hospital, improving, middle, muck, realise, reminder, spent, strips, surgury, time, times, tring, week, wound, zealand
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,788
    Last Post: 28th January 2010 07:00 PM
    by mjmjm  Go to last post

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    SAFETY

  10. Kids are quick

    Started by fenderbelly, 13th September 2008 10:02 AM
    admitted, alphabet, america, chopped, class, clyde, dog, donald, father, george, glen, glenn, harold, john, kids, letter, louie, maria, millie, ninth, people, quick, simon, sir, spell, talking, teacher, washington, winnie, wrong
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,764
    Last Post: 23rd September 2008 08:02 PM
    by Bluegum  Go to last post

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  11. Dolly Parton

    Started by fenderbelly, 16th May 2008 10:43 AM
    admitted, angel, beats, creations, day, dolly, elizabeth, explain, flush, flushed, flushes, gates, god, gods, heaven, immediately, lever, majesty, matter, outraged, pair, parton, pearly, perfect, pulled, queen, royal, simply, toilet, word
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,995
    Last Post: 17th May 2008 02:16 AM
    by BobL  Go to last post

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  12. A Difficult Question

    Started by Rodgera, 15th May 2008 12:44 PM
    admitted, answer, boy, bright, choice, corner, correctly, day, decided, difficult, impatient, interview, interviewer, jolted, luck, night, opposite, personal, progressed, promised, question, questions, real, sir, smiled, student, test, thinking, university, waited
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,429
    Last Post: 15th May 2008 02:42 PM
    by echnidna  Go to last post

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  13. Please don't tell a lie

    Started by Rodgera, 13th May 2008 10:09 AM
    admitted, appears, babe, bam, conceived, couple, friend, guy, guys, hottest, land, lie, lied, lies, makes, monsters, nasty, nudges, rest, smart, spend, stuck, ugliest, unison, universe, walking, week, weeks, woman, women
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,005
    Last Post: 13th May 2008 12:49 PM
    by Tomislav  Go to last post

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  14. Only in Australia

    Started by WoodJunky, 21st March 2008 12:26 AM
    142, 1996, 1999, 2000, 543, admitted, aussies, australia, battery, beer, call, die, disabled, emergency, front, injured, leave, massive, mention, parking, people, pins, removing, rink, sharp, shirts, skating, talk, testing, tongue
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,801
    Last Post: 21st March 2008 09:26 PM
    by AlexS  Go to last post

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  15. Football problem

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th February 2008 08:42 PM
    admitted, allan, bad, calendar, career, copped, decided, depends, doctor, football, game, groin, hospital, injury, john, ladies, local, months, munruben, playing, problem, replied, resurrect, return, stole, team
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,005
    Last Post: 11th February 2008 09:08 AM
    by wheelinround  Go to last post

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  16. The Trustworthy Lawyer

    Started by wheelinround, 12th September 2007 11:11 AM
    $8000, admitted, amount, bring, charity, check, clergyman, clergymans, coffin, confessed, contained, doctor, dying, entire, envelope, friend, friends, frivolously, gentle, lawyer, medical, money, personal, promise, sincerity, trusted, trustworthy, waste, worthy
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,045
    Last Post: 12th September 2007 11:11 AM
    by wheelinround  Go to last post

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  17. Religious golfer

    Started by Barry Hicks, 20th August 2007 11:28 AM
    100, admitted, ball, blaspheme, chair, cup, day, fathom, fixed, golfer, grabs, green, happened, hawk, inches, knowing, life, mother, paws, play, religious, runs, sat, sister, smile, squirrel, superior, surely, tee, yards
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,166
    Last Post: 20th August 2007 12:19 PM
    by wheelinround  Go to last post

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  18. NZ School Girls Take On A Multi National & Win

    Started by Metal Head, 27th March 2007 09:25 PM
    admitted, advertisements, advertising, auckland, blackcurrants, commerce, commission, company, content, corrective, court, customers, detectable, fine, fined, girls, glaxosmithkline, misled, multi, national, oranges, pushing, ribena, school, syrup, television, times, tuesday, vitamin, win
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 839
    Last Post: 27th March 2007 09:25 PM
    by Metal Head  Go to last post

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    NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

  19. Choosing builders

    Started by 6weekstobaby, 22nd November 2006 12:22 PM
    5-7%, admitted, assumed, bit, builder, builders, cheaper, choosing, communicate, demo, detail, extension, fine, finish, follow, friend, guy, hard, hed, hell, ie-, inclusions, job, loose, lost, pin, quotes, sheet, spec, standardising/hubby
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,012
    Last Post: 23rd November 2006 09:23 PM
    by craigb  Go to last post

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    GENERAL ODDS N SODS

  20. Kids Think Quick

    Started by Baz, 16th August 2006 08:35 PM
    admitted, america, class, clyde, dog, donald, father, frank, george, glenn, goss, harold, john, kids, maria, married, millie, quick, school, sign, simon, sir, spell, talking, teacher, time, tino, tree, winnie, wrong
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,391
    Last Post: 17th August 2006 06:21 AM
    by ernknot  Go to last post

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  21. aunt mildred

    Started by goat, 31st July 2006 07:49 AM
    93-year-old, admitted, army, aunt, breast, burden, called, death, decided, doctor, doctors, gunshot, heart, hospital, husband, inquire, join, kill, knee.d, left, mildred, miss, night, office, organ, thinking, vegetable, vital, woman, wound
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,042
    Last Post: 31st July 2006 07:49 AM
    by goat  Go to last post

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  22. Someone has finally admitted it

    Started by Gra, 26th May 2006 09:36 PM
    admitted, bad, finally, language, link, warning
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 971
    Last Post: 26th May 2006 09:36 PM
    by Gra  Go to last post

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  23. My pregnant wife

    Started by Waldo, 4th November 2005 11:32 PM
    17 Pages •
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    admitted, baby, born, complications, day, days, february, gday, hospital, months, nights, pray, pregnancy, pregnant, shed, time, tonight, weeks, wife
    • Replies: 249
    • Views: 23,669
    Last Post: 26th February 2006 03:52 PM
    by Waldo  Go to last post

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    Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

  24. Perfection

    Started by Breslauer, 15th December 2005 07:23 AM
    admitted, arnold, body, cabbie, cary, computer, continued, died, eat, everybodys, fix, grant, handsome, happy, incredible, married, memory, met, passenger, perfect, perfection, prime, remember, sheldon, sophisticated, star, taxi, wife, women, wow
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,108
    Last Post: 15th December 2005 10:43 PM
    by scooter  Go to last post

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  25. Sunburn

    Started by normell, 18th November 2005 06:41 AM
    admitted, ahead, astounded, bad, beach, burns, continuous, degree, diagnosed, doctor, falls, guy, hope, hospital, hours, intravenous, legs, normell, nurse, pill, prescribes, promptly, rolleyes, rosso, saline, sedative, sheets, skin, sunburn, viagra
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,774
    Last Post: 19th November 2005 11:53 PM
    by RETIRED  Go to last post

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  26. I am a troll, sorry for the inconveninece

    Started by doug the slug, 25th August 2005 10:50 PM
    4 Pages •
    1 2 3 4
    admitted, bits, character, clean, enjoyed, fun, garden, hands, inconveninece, invent, leading, makita, male, months, path, rail, real, respect, router, set, stile, stodgy, stuck, suspected, talk, time, triton, troll, woodworkers 1 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 46
    • Views: 6,346
    Last Post: 30th August 2005 09:05 AM
    by ozwinner  Go to last post

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    HAVE YOUR SAY

  27. Abstaining

    Started by Shaty40, 8th April 2005 12:43 AM
    abstain, abstaining, admitted, afternoon, bible, bunnings, carnal, church, cold, couple, dropped, hanging, head, lust, managed, means, minds, month, prayer, reached, reading, reverend, sex, shamefacedly, showers, stated, unbearable, understand, week, wife
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,479
    Last Post: 8th April 2005 02:59 PM
    by DaveInOz  Go to last post

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  28. Not Welcome

    Started by craigb, 30th January 2004 09:50 AM
    abstain, admitted, afternoon, bible, bunnings, carnal, church, cold, couple, hanging, head, lust, managed, means, minds, month, overcome, paint, pastor, prayer, reached, reading, sex, shamefacedly.you, showers, stated, unbearable, understand, week, wife
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,655
    Last Post: 30th January 2004 04:03 PM
    by Sturdee  Go to last post

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  29. Yet another Lawyer joke

    Started by Wayne Davy, 26th March 2003 01:16 PM
    $8000, admitted, amount, benefit, bring, cash, charity, clergyman, coffin, contained, disappointment, doctor, dying, entire, envelope, friend, frivolously, handed, joke, lawyer, medical, money, outrage, promise, seething, self-righteous, time, waste, worthy
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,287
    Last Post: 26th March 2003 01:16 PM
    by Wayne Davy  Go to last post

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  30. Irish Hit Back

    Started by Hartley, 2nd February 2000 05:43 PM
    150, admitted, australians, bloke, employer, explained, hit, i.q, irish, irishman, job, pass, shoelaces, test, thongs, told, trouble, tying, university, wear
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,753
    Last Post: 2nd February 2000 05:43 PM
    by Hartley  Go to last post

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