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For the Ladies…

Started by MBM888, 17th October 2012 05:31 PM

$20, $20.00, address, bill, clean, condition, considered, deeply, exceptionally, eyes, flabbergasted, hand, handsome, house, kinky, ladies…, leaned, looked, mans, matter, meaningfully, moment, pressed, proposition, purse, removed, replied, slowly, woman, words

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2012 05:31 PM; by MBM888

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JOKES

humour .

Started by bluegum30, 6th March 2012 11:44 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2012 11:44 PM; by bluegum30

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JOKES

Save The Figs in Newcastle

Started by Toymaker Len, 25th October 2011 07:58 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

abuse, civic, cost, council, cut, dangerous, enormous, figs, knock, motions, newcastle, officials, opinion, park, plan, previous, process, protecting, public, purse, pursuing, ratepayers, safe, salaries, save, story, times, un-named, unaccountable, unbelievable

Replies: 22
Views: 2,877

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2011 11:08 AM; by Bushmiller

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

On the nose

Started by Grumpy John, 2nd September 2011 01:20 PM

$11.00, $20.00, $34.50, accidentally, bends, blind, call, card, catfish, clerk, counter, credit, drops, duck, embarrassed, farts, floor, maam, master, nose, pick, purse, realizes, reel, replies, rod, sale, sound, sounds, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,500

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2011 02:18 PM; by jasons673

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JOKES

'Nother joke you've prolly heard before!

Started by tea lady, 13th December 2010 12:56 PM

breathalyzer, center, chair, cross, digs, excuse, halls, hands, heard, joke, jumps, lady, line, maam, mans, naked, no-not, nother, prolly, pulls, purse, receipt, registration, sends, shes, store, warning, weaving, wheel, zooms

Replies: 4
Views: 1,696

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2010 09:17 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Divorce Vs. Murder

Started by Grumpy John, 25th November 2008 12:29 PM

absolutely, bad, bed, buy, cyanide, divorce, happen, husband, jail, kinds, lady, license, looked, lord, lose, murder, nice, pharmacist, pharmacists, picture, prescription, pulled, purse, reached, replied, straight, throw, walked, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2008 03:38 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

A blonde woman

Started by WoodJunky, 14th June 2008 10:50 AM

agitated, blonde, car, cop, driver, drivers, dug, finally, found, handed, license, looked, mirror, officer, picture, police, policewoman, progressively, pulled, purse, realize, red, replied, road, speeding, sports, square, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2008 11:21 PM; by Batpig

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Oh Nuuurrrrsse!

Started by Incoming!, 2nd May 2008 01:34 PM

assholes, bank, beat, check, flabbergasted, looked, missing, nurse, nuuurrrrsse, pen, preparing, pulled, purse, rectal-thermometer, teller, walked, write

Replies: 1
Views: 1,121

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2008 11:56 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Cyanide

Started by munruben, 15th December 2007 08:38 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,337

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2007 11:49 AM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

Powder my nose

Started by Wood Butcher, 21st November 2007 08:58 AM

boy, close, excuse, girl, hanging, holds, leaps, lipstick, matters, mom, mother, nose, pee, playing, polite, powder, private, public, purse, remembers, restaurant, runs, sandbox, stepping, table, talk, told, washroom

Replies: 2
Views: 1,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 11:49 AM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

Occupational hazzard

Started by Barry Hicks, 10th August 2007 05:15 AM

beginning, cassock, coming, darling, dress, fire, hazzard, incense, love, occupational, ornate, pot, priest, proceed, purse, ready, service, shoulder, smoke, surplice, swinging, touched, vested, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2007 05:15 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Rude or not? Journalist records you without permission

Started by Clinton1, 7th April 2007 05:41 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

annoying, control, conversation, conversations, excuse, job, jounalist, journalist, life, mates, microphone, minutes, nose, paid, permission, personal, public, purse, recorded, records, repeats, rude, shut, situation, start, sticks, suddenly, talking, uniformed, walks

Replies: 18
Views: 3,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2007 04:44 PM; by BrisBen

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Wood V Fibro Cladding

Started by Purse, 17th October 2006 12:16 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

canberra, cheers, cladding, cost, fairly, fibro, havnt, information, insterested, looked, opinions, paint, purse, recieved, recommend, region, supplier, wood

Replies: 15
Views: 9,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2006 10:46 AM; by Purse

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Any one used these before

Started by Purse, 10th October 2006 03:46 PM

200x200x15, 40m2, access, advance, base, concrete, footing, job, pave, pergola, purse, roadbase/sand, solid, terracotta, thin, tiles

Replies: 3
Views: 1,661

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2006 08:05 AM; by Honorary Bloke

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BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

Irish Engineers

Started by Baz, 21st July 2006 03:22 PM

announced, base, blonde, bolts, eighteen, engineers, feet, flagpole, height, inches, irish, ladder, laid, length, loosened, measure, measurements, mick, paddy, pocket, pulled, purse, spanner, standing, supposed, tape, walked

Replies: 3
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2006 08:08 PM; by Bluegum

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That's different.....

Started by Breslauer, 11th January 2006 11:26 AM

absolutely, bad, bed, cyanide, drug, explained, eyes, happen, husband, jail, kill, kinds, lady, law, looked, pharmacist, pharmacists, picture, poison, prescription, pulled, purse, reached, replied, store, tells, throw, walks, wife, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2006 11:26 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

3 Hillbillies

Started by Baz, 16th December 2005 09:27 PM

1st, 2nd, 3rd, air, bought, breeze, change, conditioner, condoms, day, dumb, dumber, fangled, fer, found, hillbillies, hillbilly, lectricity, lookin, nothin, nuthin, pecker, plummin, purse, shootin, stupid, thar, warshin, wife, yer

Replies: 0
Views: 1,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2005 09:27 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Something to do when bored

Started by MathewA, 3rd May 2005 06:44 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

100, arses, bait, bored, casually, coat, cow, dirt, feet, friend, hed, hit, hold, idiot, laughing, lot, minute, pay, pile, poop, prize, pull, purse, quick, real, slick, steaming, thoughe, walk, weighed

Replies: 34
Views: 4,808

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2005 09:59 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

Bugger! and its our birfdee week too!

Started by Christopha, 13th August 2004 04:19 PM

birfdee, bowling, boy, bugger, cab, club, dance, daniels, door, furious, grabs, jack, lap, mick, mickey, micks, mistaken, picked, purse, real, screaming, slam, spots, storms, stripper, tonight, top, usual, week, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2004 09:40 PM; by Caliban

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JOKES

Fishing Tackle

Started by gatiep, 29th June 2004 05:24 PM

$199.00, $254.50, accidentally, bends, blind, breaks, card, clerk, counter, credit, drops, embarrassed, farted, fishing, floor, glasses, maam, pick, purse, realises, rebel, reel, replies, rod, sale, sports, standing, tackle, wind, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,439

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2004 05:24 PM; by gatiep

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JOKES

Blonde Joke

Started by Baz, 13th February 2004 08:47 PM

approached, avoided, blond, blonde, car, compact, cop, driver, drivers, female, handed, joke, license, looked, mirror, officer, picture, police, powder, pulled, purse, searched, sec, speeding, subject, told, unclassified-fwd, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 2,531

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2004 08:59 PM; by Jim Carroll

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JOKES

Smart blonde

Started by Gino, 30th September 2001 09:52 PM

$500, answer, avail, blonde, blondes, co-workers, declines, dollar, friends, frustrated, fun, game, hands, hill, hour, legs, pay, play, politely, pulls, purse, question, reaches, searches, sleep, smart, solicitor, takes, wakes, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2001 09:52 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

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For the Ladies…

humour .

Save The Figs in Newcastle

On the nose

'Nother joke you've prolly heard before!

Divorce Vs. Murder

A blonde woman

Oh Nuuurrrrsse!

Cyanide

Powder my nose

Occupational hazzard

Rude or not? Journalist records you without permission

Wood V Fibro Cladding

Any one used these before

Irish Engineers

That's different.....

3 Hillbillies

Something to do when bored

Bugger! and its our birfdee week too!

Fishing Tackle

Blonde Joke

Smart blonde