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Why Teachers DRINK

Started by KBs PensNmore, 19th May 2015 01:45 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,054

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2015 12:25 PM; by Bob38S

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Protecting Jarrah

Started by Helen T, 6th February 2013 11:24 PM

advise, alot, dining, discussions, drink, elements, food, husbands, jarrah, lacquer, living, oil, outdoor, patio, protect, protecting, reclaimed, spills, table, wax

Replies: 7
Views: 3,951

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2014 01:17 PM; by Christos

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FINISHING

Dear Diary

Started by John Saxton, 6th June 2014 07:00 PM

cabin, captain, caviar, complete, cruise, day, dear, declined, diary, dinner, dresses, drink, exciting, husband, inside, masters, meal, nicest, night, pool, scrumptious, sets, ship, short, stay, sunburned, swimsuits, told, unfaithful, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,616

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2014 07:00 PM; by John Saxton

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Simplicity of life's issues

Started by John Saxton, 11th April 2014 07:46 PM

50%, anymore, blocked, broken, children, complain, damp, door, drink, farmer, fit, floor, funny, garden, issues, kitchen, lavatory, life, morning, passage, pieces, road, round, seat, send, simplicity, toilet, tool, water, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 2,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2014 03:55 PM; by CAG

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Castlemaine Swap Meet, Vic.

Started by issatree, 7th April 2014 06:27 PM

100m, 280ks, 2nd.hand, badly, bought, castlemaine, crowd, day, drink, entry, extra, food, lot, meet, paid, park, pay, people, perfect, person, pieces, price, prices, roof, sell, swap, tools, vic, wares, weather

Replies: 0
Views: 1,247

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2014 06:27 PM; by issatree

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Drinking problem

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th March 2014 10:12 AM

allan, appetite, blood, cognac, cold, drink, drinking, genuine, grandma, grandmother, grandmothers, healthy, heavy, knowledge, lectured, lots, low, naturally, pressure, presure, problem, reach, red, replied, sick, staying, vodka, water, white, wine

Replies: 0
Views: 1,669

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2014 10:12 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Warning, Physics Content

Started by rrich, 14th January 2014 08:33 AM

1020, 1024, band, bar, bartender, boson, content, degrasse, double, drink, fan, gigabyte, gigs, heard, higgs, jokes, light, megabytes, neil, nose, parade, photon, physics, shoot, told, traveling, tyson, understand, walks, warning

Replies: 9
Views: 2,054

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2014 08:35 AM; by Carry Pine

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3 X Guinness

Started by Carry Pine, 16th December 2013 07:01 PM

bad, barman, brother, brothers, drink, explanation, fellow, finally, guess, guinness, guy, irish, killed, methodist, months, news, night, overseas, plato, platypus, pub, replies, schooners, suggests, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2013 07:01 PM; by Carry Pine

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16 yr old exam answers

Started by Stewie D, 29th November 2013 10:18 AM

abdominal, answers, arab, benign, body, borax, bowels, brainium, cavity, cow, drink, exam, fight, heart, insist, kids, makes, moon, olds, people, safe, section’, sun, tides, time, turbine, water, word, worried, ‘caesarean

Replies: 8
Views: 2,015

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2013 11:24 PM; by A Duke

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My son's first alcoholic drink

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th November 2013 04:55 PM

alcoholic, allan, barely, beer, brands, carlsberg, desperation, drank, drink, fosters, home, offered, pint, pram, push, remember, son, sons, time, whisky

Replies: 2
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2013 11:17 PM; by Dengue

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Worried woodturner

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th October 2013 04:32 PM

allan, car, cheer, dejected, drink, fortune, happy, home, jetski, lathe, left, lonely, purchased, sad, shopping, spent, tipping, wife, wild, women, woodturner, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2013 06:10 PM; by wheelinround

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Advice from Chinese Doctor

Started by MBM888, 9th October 2013 01:31 PM

advice, attacks, aussies, bad, beer, bigger, body, chinese, doctor, drink, eat, exercise, fat, fewer, figure, food, fried, fruit, grain, heart, life, live, lot, ratio, red, shape, suffer, swimming, vegetable, wine

Replies: 2
Views: 1,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2013 10:25 AM; by A Duke

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Questions that need answers

Started by MBM888, 4th September 2013 01:17 AM

answers, baby, billion, call, called, china, corn, cow, crotch, dangly, drink, france, gynaecologist, kissing, leave, oil, paint, patient, people, person, plates, quality, questions, squeeze, stars, tells, time, touch, universe, wrist

Replies: 4
Views: 1,534

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2013 06:32 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Tequilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Started by Glenrob, 15th August 2013 04:30 PM

$10, bad, bar, bartender, bull, call, can.tears, chained, cheeks, drink, drinks, fast, grabs, hands, jar, money, notices, nuts, pass, pay, pit, quart, staggers, stays, stream, tequila, tequilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, tests, tooth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2013 04:30 PM; by Glenrob

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If

Started by Timless Timber, 4th August 2013 07:39 AM

10.30, 4.38, agnostic, awake, bed, coffee, dark, dog, doh, drink, dyslexic, excited, insomniac, late, lay, light, night, photons, post, sleep, tired, wondering, wood

Replies: 10
Views: 1,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2013 11:17 PM; by doug3030

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If only women could trust their husbands ….

Started by MBM888, 2nd June 2013 08:03 PM

bedroom, blanket, bodies, covered, darling, drink, enters, groaning, home, hope, husband, husbands, kitchen, late, leaving, night, ok”, paper, parents, quietly, reaches, reading, stay, that’s, time, trust, visit, wife, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2013 08:03 PM; by MBM888

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Sharing a meal at restaurants….

Started by MBM888, 26th May 2013 07:04 PM

answered, begged, bite, buy, carefully, couple, drink, eat, eaten, food, french, fries, half, hamburger, husband, lady, meal, neatly, occasionally, people, restaurants…, sat, sharing, single, sip, sipping, taking, teeth, watching, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2013 11:14 AM; by Rickey Herb

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When People Get Together

Started by wheelinround, 4th March 2013 12:50 PM

afternoon, amazing, changing, created, day, drink, due, edge, forum, foul, friendships, girls, guys, happen, hit, i/we, lime, met, people, phone, proved, ross, spoken, tea, us.2tsup, weather, winds, wise, woodwork, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2013 12:50 PM; by wheelinround

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

How Cats Drink Water

Started by Scott, 16th February 2013 05:15 PM

adjust, cats, drink, equation, guys, mathematical, poison, ratio, rationale, scientific, water

Replies: 7
Views: 1,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2013 02:23 PM; by tea lady

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G'day from Newcastle

Started by jamaro, 14th July 2012 10:17 AM

assistance, beer, bought, create, day, drink, gday, hope, inherited, knowledgable, learn, lot, lovingly, mancave, mates, names, newcastle, ponder, reclaimed, rob, sit, spin, stood, stories, surf, tele, timber, tools, wake, watch

Replies: 9
Views: 1,561

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2012 09:08 AM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Trust in husband

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th February 2012 09:24 PM

allan, bat, bedroom, darling, door, drink, entered, hard, headed, hitting, home, husband, kitchen, late, legs, magazine, night, parents, persons, quietly, reached, reading, sitting, sleep, submitted, time, trust, visit, wife, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,900

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2012 03:39 PM; by rrich

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camp kitchen finishing help

Started by justahobby, 30th August 2010 11:33 PM

beer, bolt, camp, cheers, day, direct, drink, durable, finish, finishing, i’m, inside, kitchen, laminated, laminex, offcourse, paint, prepare, rain, sean, shower, spilt, stuck, timber, time, top, trailer, warp, watching, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 2,560

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2012 06:28 PM; by annie wilson

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One for the chemists

Started by RedShirtGuy, 28th January 2012 10:43 PM

bar, bartender, chemistry, chemists, died, drink, h2o, professors, walk

Replies: 8
Views: 1,451

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2012 10:03 PM; by mic-d

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Share a drink for "Tea Lady"

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th December 2011 09:49 PM

allan, anne-maries, birthday, cake, celebrate, chocolate, cuppa, drink, hope, lady, occasion, ripple, robbo, share, tea, tea lady, thewave, time, tomorrow, wishes

Replies: 6
Views: 1,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2011 05:13 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Food grade varnish/sealer

Started by jordan4, 3rd September 2011 02:31 PM

2tsup, beer, burl, cheers, drink, fellas, finding, food, gday, grade, hear, jordan, mug, product, redgum, safe, tight, trouble, varnish, varnish or sealer, varnish/sealer, water

Replies: 4
Views: 5,651

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2011 10:21 AM; by tea lady

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FINISHING

Drinkin' n' drivin'

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th August 2011 06:14 PM

alcoholic, allan, arrived, brushes, bus, buses, car, dinner, drink, drinkin, drinks, driven, drivin, home, jump, law, life, limit, night, note, people, ray, real, safely, surprise, wheel, wheelin

Replies: 4
Views: 1,354

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2011 02:04 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Here's a 'tall' story

Started by Sigidi, 1st August 2011 06:15 PM

$38, 11min, 1kg, 30min, apparently, arrive, beam, bowl, cashack, chips, coke, desertoo2tsupo, dinner, drink, fella, finishes, jim, killa, kilo, knocks, meal, min, pub, rump, salad, sits, staff, steak, story, tall

Replies: 10
Views: 1,756

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2011 03:30 PM; by Harry72

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A Wee Scottish Tale

Started by Barry_White, 7th June 2011 05:51 PM

andrews, burn, coos, cupping, dinnae, drink, england, english, ets, fellow, foo, golfer, groundskeeper, hand, hands, highland, keeper, pish, repeat, replies, scoop, scottish, shi#e, shouts, spill, tale, tha, waater, water, wee

Replies: 0
Views: 1,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2011 05:51 PM; by Barry_White

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Religious visitors

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th January 2011 10:06 PM

allan, answered, anyones, door, doorway, drink, dunno, fellers, inside, knock, morning, religion, religious, sit, speak, visitors

Replies: 0
Views: 1,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2011 10:06 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Who can relate to this?

Started by Dengue, 25th January 2011 08:54 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ate, bikes, born, bottle, bottles, brakes, broke, buy, cars, congratulations, day, deal, drank, drink, easter, forgot, friends, houses, internet, kids, law, mention, parents, relate, ride, rode, shoes, soft, team, worms

Replies: 16
Views: 2,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2011 05:01 PM; by rotten_66

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Surprise visitor at my back door

Started by Phil Spencer, 22nd January 2011 06:21 PM

afternoon, door, drink, feed, food, hungry, king, looked, male, parrot, surprise, visitor

Replies: 4
Views: 1,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2011 07:07 PM; by Poppa

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finish for wine/spirits goblet

Started by cultana, 30th December 2010 01:07 AM

7008, drink, estapol, finish, goblet, gum/white, ironbark, left, line, pack, polyurethane, safe, sealed, shellawax, success, tide, timber, wattyl’s, wine, wine or spirits, wine/spirits, yellow

Replies: 3
Views: 1,699

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2010 12:30 AM; by cultana

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Your Yearly Dementia Test

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 14th December 2010 09:20 PM

answer, black, blue, bricks, bury, bus, cows, drink, east, engine, fail, germany, glass, green, haven, house, land, london, mans, milford, people, pink, plane, proceed, question, reading, silk, survivors, test, west

Replies: 0
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2010 09:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

drink driving charges info

Started by Gingermick, 12th December 2010 11:57 AM

charges, courts, drink, driving, dui, finding, found, gday, info, information, law, offence, trip

Replies: 1
Views: 1,083

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2010 12:28 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The local pub

Started by munruben, 6th December 2010 10:18 AM

bar, called, cat, drink, famous, fred, front, grasshopper, guy, hey, horse, local, named, owned, pub, sold, surprised, talking, walks, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2010 10:18 AM; by munruben

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shellac/wax damage from cork placemats

Started by dedward.rocks, 16th November 2010 02:44 PM

153224, coasters, coffee, cork, damage, drink, experience, finish, glasses, happened, happening, happy, hard, heat, hot, nice, occurred, placemats, protect, related, robust, shellac, shellac or wax, similar, sounded, table, top, traditional, wax, wine

Replies: 5
Views: 2,644

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2010 05:50 PM; by Oddjob1

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FINISHING

Golf Poem

Started by fenderbelly, 3rd November 2010 09:32 AM

ball, chooses, desires, dies, disappears, dribbles, drink, ease, eyes, golf, grass, hard, hit, hole, hooks, land, master, miles, poem, pup, refuses, slices, sorrow, soul, swear, swim, tiny, tomorrow, whim, whimper

Replies: 4
Views: 1,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2010 11:12 PM; by fenderbelly

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shade sail as a carport??

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 9th September 2010 01:20 PM

beer, belongs, car, carport, carports, colourbond, cover, drink, driveway, experiance, fixed, gr8, larger, people, pics, read, renovateforum.com, sail, sails, shade, shure, sit, thingsas, thread, type, type.in, websites, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 3,037

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2010 01:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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THE GARDEN SHED

Today's Economics

Started by groverwa, 27th August 2010 07:43 AM

$0.00, $214, $33, $49, 401-keg, ago, aig, airlines, aluminum, based, beer, brothers, called, cans, current, delta, drank, drink, economics, heavily, investment, lehman, play, purchased, received, recycle, refund, shares, today

Replies: 0
Views: 1,569

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2010 07:43 AM; by groverwa

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only ordered beer all evening

Started by groverwa, 19th July 2010 11:08 PM

approached, banana, beer, brought, cheesecake, coke, dessert, dinner, drink, drinks, evening, exclaimed, gonnalove, homeddo, lots, nice, night, ordered, pardon, piggies, piggy, pigs, plate, salad, split, sprite, steak, table, waiter, wee

Replies: 3
Views: 1,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2010 11:00 AM; by Spanner69

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Spiked!!!

Started by artme, 10th July 2010 06:12 PM

asessed, brilliant, cracked, disoriented, drink, estonia, experience, fell, finishing, fit, floor, fly, lads, landing, left, life, low, mates, rest, result, rotten, someone?angfireangfire, sort, spend, spiked, sydney, time, vertebra, window, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 1,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2010 08:19 PM; by weisyboy

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to become true Australian

Started by wheelinround, 20th June 2010 04:11 PM

aussie, australian, bull-####, bulls, bum, chinese, customs, day, decides, door, drink, drinking, drive-way, front, glass, head, hell, hens, hold, interrupt, learn, listen, mate, neighbourhood, piss, pissing, replied, running, true, yard

Replies: 2
Views: 1,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2010 10:32 PM; by munruben

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Worms

Started by Calm, 18th June 2010 07:31 PM

add, alcohol, chocolate, cigarette, clean, container, dead, demonstration, drink, eat, emphasis, fourth, hand, learn, lesson, maxine, minister, pretty, quickly, raised, sermon, service, sitting, smoke, soil, sunday, syrup, visual, worm, worms

Replies: 3
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2010 07:23 PM; by Rodgera

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Finishing Help for this Novice

Started by har7801, 24th May 2010 10:35 AM

bit, box, building, cheers, colours, corner, crayon, drink, euro, family, finished, finishing, harvey, insert, lounge, nice, novice, oak, odd, panels, ply, protection, reflection, spilt, staining, suit, table/storage, tassie, thinking, top

Replies: 4
Views: 1,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2010 09:07 AM; by har7801

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FINISHING

I have just changed my doctor

Started by Calm, 22nd May 2010 10:04 PM

attacks, bad, beer, bigger, body, changed, chocolate, cleared, doctor, drink, eat, exercise, fat, fewer, figure, food, fried, grain, heart, life, live, lot, ratio, red, shape, suffer, swimming, vegetable, vegetables, wine

Replies: 0
Views: 1,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2010 10:04 PM; by Calm

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Well, its not a sex or drink scandal....

Started by Sebastiaan56, 22nd April 2010 07:01 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

cap, cheating, drink, guardian.co.uk, melbourne, nrl, salary, scandal, sex, sport, storm, stripped, titles

Replies: 21
Views: 4,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2010 07:58 PM; by Sir Stinkalot

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Ballarat Swap.

Started by issatree, 14th February 2010 05:13 PM

$10, avenues, ballarat, bit, buy, cap, charge, concentrate, day, drink, entry, expensive, food, forget, gates, google, happen, issatree, item, left, map, miss, past, plenty, rubbish, swap, utes, vans, vehicle, walk

Replies: 1
Views: 1,977

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2010 05:22 PM; by Big Shed

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EVENTS

PONDERISMS for Allan

Started by Calm, 30th January 2010 10:56 PM

address, allan, butt, careless, chicken, dangly, die, drink, eat, feel, fire, forest, fridge, health, life, light, lot, match, natural, people, person, plant, ponderisms, squeeze, start, takes, valuable, weird, world

Replies: 5
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2010 01:37 PM; by rsser

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Protecting non-native wood outdoors

Started by Cleokitty, 27th January 2010 11:20 AM

acclimatise, amateurs, climate, drink, dry, finish, found, hard, hot, linseed, mineral, mixture, nonnative, oil, outdoors, promote, protect, protecting, read, shed, shellac, spar, spirits, table, underside, varnish, verandah, warping, weather, wood

Replies: 9
Views: 1,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2010 10:47 AM; by Cleokitty

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FINISHING

Nanny / Police state?

Started by Sebastiaan56, 14th January 2010 07:58 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$alcohol, apparatchik, australia, ban, control, day, drink, enjoy, excuse, fraction, herald, morning, mouth, nanny, news, people, percent, police, remove, state, stick, stop, sun, violence$

Replies: 21
Views: 2,508

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2010 09:41 AM; by damian

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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