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The Good Mother Superior, with apologies

Started by John Saxton, 25th June 2014 09:28 PM

apologies, approaching, arrange, bed, deaf, father, god, good, hall, happy, ladies, mary, morning, mother, murphys, novices, passed, pleasant, plenty, pray, prayers, retired, sister, slippers, smile, step, superior, time, walker, wrong

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 09:28 PM; by John Saxton

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Can't take it With You

Started by Carry Pine, 16th December 2013 08:01 AM

agrees, arm, arrange, bed, book, brought, bury, calls, check, coffin, death, die, dies, faithful, gates, gold, guy, happy, pavement, pearly, peter, possessions, prayers, priest, reluctantly, sells, servant, special, suitcase, tells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2013 08:01 AM; by Carry Pine

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Golfisms

Started by fenderbelly, 24th August 2011 10:55 AM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,576

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2011 05:45 PM; by BEKKY

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Prayers answered

Started by BEKKY, 20th August 2010 05:22 PM

announced, answered, church, completely, congregation, crushed, doctors, hold, hospital, imagined, lord, minister, morning, pain, performed, podium, praise, prayers, scrotum, squirmed, stood, sunday, surgery, terrible, tom, uncomfortably, unnerved, voice, walked, weeks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,938

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2010 05:09 PM; by minus459

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Don't chuck that Chuck!!

Started by Black Ned, 10th March 2010 09:07 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

answer, beesknees, chuck, chucks, cordless, dig, drillbit, drillchuck, drilling, drills, fits, grip, handle, jar, keyless, lid, locked, money, note, opener, powerful, prayers, release, rubber, send, solution, strap, thankyou, tightening, wraps

Replies: 16
Views: 4,613

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2010 10:01 AM; by wm460

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HINTS & TIPS

Parrot Dilemma

Started by John Saxton, 14th March 2010 02:10 PM

answered, beads, brought, cage, catholic, day, dilemma, exclaimed, female, frank, fun, holding, hookers, house, impressed, inside, looked, male, parrot, parrots, prayers, praying, priest, priests, rosary, shocked, silence, solution, ushered, walked

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Views: 1,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2010 02:10 PM; by John Saxton

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The Confessional

Started by fenderbelly, 11th December 2009 03:06 PM

$50, affair, box, confessional, hail, irishman, leave, left, married, marys, moment, money, paused, penance, poor, prayers, priest, putting, quickly, ran, replied, rubbed, rubbing, started, stopped, undressed, walked, watching, woman, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 07:03 AM; by artme

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Wheelinround has heart attack

Started by munruben, 21st January 2009 12:19 AM

10 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

attack, basis, friend, heard, heart, hospital, information, lovely, mate, personal, pleasure, prayers, ray, recovery, speedy, stage, sue, wheelinround, wife

Replies: 139
Views: 15,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2009 01:23 PM; by ss_11000

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

I think this applies to a few of us

Started by fenderbelly, 9th June 2008 09:22 PM

airport, applies, bedtime, bend, blame, cats, dog, fat, funny, gas, grandmother, grandparents, grown, hear, lady, leaks, lived, mind, prayers, read, skip, smart, snack-time, spend, story, teaches, television, time, ups, visit

Replies: 1
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2008 11:55 AM; by tea lady

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Answer to a Prayer

Started by Rodgera, 28th May 2008 10:36 PM

answer, answered, beads, bring, brought, cage, day, exclaimed, female, females, fun, holding, house, looked, male, parrot, parrots, praise, prayer, prayers, praying, priest, priests, prostitutes, quietly, rosary, terrible, wanna, woman, worship

Replies: 0
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2008 10:36 PM; by Rodgera

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He's in bed

Started by Rodgera, 12th March 2008 10:29 PM

bed, boy, commendable, god, mother, night, prayers, precocious, rabbi, replied, six-year-old

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Views: 920

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2008 10:29 PM; by Rodgera

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A Perfect Marriage?

Started by Barry Hicks, 29th February 2008 06:17 AM

bed, breakfast, climbed, continued, day, dead, extremely, finally, happened, hymn, marriage, morning, perfect, prayer, prayers, praying, psalm, recite, reciting, religious, remarkable, sang, singing, strangled, woke, woman, woodie, woodies, yarning

Replies: 0
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th February 2008 06:17 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Prayers

Started by MY TURN, 13th February 2008 01:47 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2008 11:19 AM; by Incoming!

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Tsunami warning for east coast of Aus.

Started by scooter, 2nd April 2007 09:52 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

7.8, 9am, affected, affecting, apparently, aus, australia, cairns, coast, dramatic, earthquake, east, entire, guage, impact, islands, morning, news, potentially, prayers, reported, reporting, result, sean, solomon, sound, tsunami, variously, vulnerable, warning

Replies: 35
Views: 4,661

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2007 07:04 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Catholic Parrots

Started by Auld Bassoon, 21st September 2006 06:26 PM

answered, beads, brought, cage, catholic, day, exclaimed, female, frank, fun, holding, hookers, house, impressed, inside, lady, looked, male, parrot, parrots, pray, prayers, praying, priest, priests, rosary, shocked, solution, ushered, walked

Replies: 5
Views: 2,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2006 10:00 AM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

I want Shellawax Glow Cream... please.

Started by CameronPotter, 22nd May 2006 05:18 PM

answered, breath, cam, complaining, cool, cream, cutting, devotee, disappointing, easily, experiments, form, glow, holding, hosts, piece, prayers, products, properly, purchaseable, realise, results, shellawax, slightly, start, started, technique, thinking, wondering, yeah

Replies: 2
Views: 1,685

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2006 10:26 AM; by CameronPotter

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FINISHING

Irish Logic

Started by Baz, 15th April 2006 12:50 PM

$50, bodies, box, confessional, irish, irishman, leave, left, logic, married, moment, money, paused, poor, prayers, priest, putting, quickly, ran, replied, rubbed, rubbing, started, stopped, together;, undressed, walked, watching, woman, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2006 01:27 PM; by ss_11000

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London Underground Again

Started by Ashore, 22nd July 2005 12:34 AM

asylum, bastards, earth, gutless, hit, insane, london, loved, moments, prayers, relos, system, tonight, transport, underground, universe

Replies: 4
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2005 11:41 AM; by Ashore

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Getting old has its good side.

Started by Robert WA, 18th April 2004 03:10 PM

airport, answer, bedtime, bits, cats, chase, dogs, fat, god, good, grandma, grandmother, grandparents, grown, kiss, lived, lives, married, mind, prayers, questions, read, skip, smart, spend, stay, story, television, time, ups

Replies: 1
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2004 03:22 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Nun

Started by Iain, 5th July 2001 02:51 PM

agrees, anal, answer, begins, bus, cemetery, church, dressed, driver, finishes, god, heard, hiding, hippie, jumped, jumps, married, mask, midnight, nun, prayers, praying, rips, sex, shouts, stands, starts, tuesday, virginity

Replies: 0
Views: 1,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2001 02:51 PM; by Iain

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Birds of a Feather

Started by John Saxton, 29th August 2000 04:44 PM

answered, beads, birds, bought, brought, cage, country, exhaustive, feather, female, george-our, home, johnno, months, parrot, parrots, pet, pleased, prayers, priest, rosary, rosary.he, sets, shop, taught, time, tiny, town

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Views: 1,292

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2000 04:44 PM; by John Saxton

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The Good Mother Superior, with apologies

Can't take it With You

Golfisms

Prayers answered

Don't chuck that Chuck!!

Parrot Dilemma

The Confessional

Wheelinround has heart attack

I think this applies to a few of us

Answer to a Prayer

He's in bed

A Perfect Marriage?

Prayers

Tsunami warning for east coast of Aus.

Catholic Parrots

I want Shellawax Glow Cream... please.

Irish Logic

London Underground Again

Getting old has its good side.

Nun

Birds of a Feather