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Cut and emboss

Started by russ57, 20th April 2022 06:47 PM

calibur, captivity, crafts, cut, cutting, emboss, embossing, gday, gifted, grand, machine, mats, measure, missing, partners, plate, plates, polypropylene, red, rubber, size, spellbinders, thickness, thin, wife, wondering

Replies: 2
Views: 2,575

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2022 09:10 PM; by russ57

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HELP! "I've fallen and can't get up."

Poetry, of sorts: The SHED, the WIFE and the BED

Started by Euge, 7th May 2015 12:47 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 5,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2018 10:05 PM; by clear out

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A Woodies Yarn

G'day From A Sandgroper

Started by Becephalus, 15th February 2014 02:54 PM

aussie, australian, birth, choice, colditz, constructing, destroyed, disability, epilepsy, fits, gday, import;, kitchen, models, non-aussie, observation, permit, readers, receive, refers, replica, retired, robust, sandgroper, scale, scottish, suffer, timber;, west, wife

Replies: 13
Views: 2,814

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2016 05:49 PM; by crowie

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Inquisitive wife

Started by Allan at Wallan, 14th December 2014 10:52 AM

Replies: 10
Views: 1,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2014 07:30 AM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Lost wife

Started by rwbuild, 20th November 2014 09:16 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,016

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2014 09:16 PM; by rwbuild

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JOKES

Stay Off Your Bicycle

Started by gms002a, 5th August 2014 12:02 PM

andrea, arms, bicycle, body, cleaned, couple, days, deodorant, dog, dogs, ears, fine, found, hair, hear, legs, lotion, nair, pharmacist, proceeded, recurring, remover, replied, schnauzer, stay, store, vet, veterinarian, week, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 2,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2014 01:55 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Thought for today

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th July 2014 10:34 AM

allan, dares, husband, live, mention, overweight, thought, today, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2014 05:12 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

The Note

Started by fenderbelly, 17th July 2014 07:34 PM

flo, florence, jim, left, marriage, note, plumber, read, simply, table, wife

Replies: 14
Views: 3,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2014 02:08 PM; by labr@

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JOKES

Hello from Alberta Canada

Started by Cold Guy, 29th June 2014 11:53 PM

ago, alberta, auckland, canada, carpenter, exception, family, gaining, hand, imposing, introduction, kiwi, lathe, level, months, moved, post, posting, proficiency, progressively, question, slowly, students, tools, town, trips, visiting, wife, wood, woodworking

Replies: 14
Views: 3,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2014 07:00 AM; by splinters041

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Hello from South Central Pennsylvania

Started by Pop Pop, 18th June 2014 09:18 AM

amazing, business, cedar, central, forum, furniture, grandchildren, hope, ipad, johnnie52, moving, outdoor, pennsylvania, red, retired, run, south, tapatalk, texas, western, wife

Replies: 8
Views: 2,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2014 06:57 AM; by splinters041

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Albert

Started by ivydalable, 27th June 2014 04:46 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2014 10:20 PM; by Perfect Pens

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

TREE CHANGE

Started by rwbuild, 29th June 2014 07:47 PM

2tsup, build, catching, change, cheers, climate, cold, cowra, days, decide, earned, forward, government, hard, holiday, insists, joints, leisurely, lived, odd, pace, priorities, rolleyes, shed, short, snow, staying, tree, warmer, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 2,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2014 08:39 PM; by crowie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hello all

Started by Grebau, 6th June 2014 01:14 AM

1/2, activity, adelaide, advice, amount, bench, build, finished, friend, gonna, greg, incher, lot, lots, makita, odds, posting, questions, router, secrets, setting, site, spin, table, vice, wife, won, woodwork, workshop

Replies: 5
Views: 2,112

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2014 03:56 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Pastor of Note

Started by John Saxton, 5th June 2014 09:30 PM

amen, body, bowed, brother, christian, congregation, fainted, fell, head, klan, klux, knees, life, note, pastor, pew, preacher, quivered, reverend, roared, rose, runaway, sheets, smile, spoke, stand, stop, train, voice, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,573

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2014 10:25 PM; by A Duke

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JOKES

I may be in trouble

Started by Old-Biker-UK, 29th May 2014 07:17 AM

boil, boiled, busy, chocolates, day, decided, doh, dryb, factory, flatten, glue, grapes, horn, hospital, kitchen, mark, musgrove, park, pieces, project, saucepan, send, smells, trouble, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,644

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2014 09:36 AM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

laudable quotes

Started by John Saxton, 28th May 2014 08:11 PM

airport, america, arnold, bible, car, carousel, dollars, earth, easier, hamwell, happier, happy, home, jean, kill, land, laudable, lawyers, luggage, milligan, million, money, piece, quotes, robert, rostand, schwarzenegger, spike, wife, zsa

Replies: 1
Views: 1,517

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2014 07:05 AM; by Old-Biker-UK

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JOKES

God Loves Drunk PeopleToo

Started by groverwa, 23rd May 2014 07:21 PM

300, ago, answer, answers, ashamed, awakened, calls, dark, door, dressed, drunk, god, guy, guys, helped, husband, loves, morning, people, peopletoo, pounding, pouring, push, rain, replied, reply, stranger, swing, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,984

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2014 07:21 PM; by groverwa

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JOKES

Instant Cure

Started by Rodgera, 15th May 2014 09:57 AM

afflicted, afternoon, arrived, button, buttonhole, cure, deal, doctor, found, gasped, head, hope, ills, imagination, inquired, instant, kinds, lift, looked, materialize, nervous, patient, straighten, sudden, top, trousers, unhitch, vest, whalan, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 2,524

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2014 11:35 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

High School Reunion

Started by Rodgera, 7th May 2014 05:26 PM

beat, bulging, crowd, expensive, farm, glanced, graduated, guy, high, hillside, kilos, living, noticed, proud, result, reunion, rocky, school, stomachs, suit, suits, swmbo, wear, weighed, well-dressed, wife, wore

Replies: 1
Views: 1,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2014 09:44 PM; by Twisted Tenon

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JOKES

Classes arond the Gold Coast to Ballina

Started by Tangoman, 18th February 2014 05:30 PM

arond, ballina, basics, cam, classes, coast, copper, foiling, folks, gday, gold, leadlight, teach, top, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 26,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2014 11:18 PM; by dai sensei

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LEADLIGHT

Hi from the sunny coast …...

Started by Qlander, 14th April 2014 03:04 PM

beach, bear, bench, bit, bluish, coast, dewalt, distressed, festool, finish, finishing, hope, learning, lots, mft, month, nice, perfect, purchases, spraying, stuff, sunny, timber, time, turquoise, wash, weak, white, wife, ……………

Replies: 7
Views: 1,701

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2014 11:02 PM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

beeb on board

Started by beeb, 10th April 2014 12:04 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amuse, anticipation, beeb, bloody, board, chisel, clean, cook, cooking, diner, encouragement, forward, frustrating, frustration, glad, guess, guys, house, isdown, jarah, mission, monday, morning, ok….i, routine…, team, tools, wife, woodwork

Replies: 15
Views: 3,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2014 12:20 AM; by beeb

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Irish logic

Started by fenderbelly, 13th April 2014 12:07 PM

anxiously, arrives, calm, coming, email, explanation, forever, happened, home, immediately, irish, jean, leaving, logic, moments, mother-in-law, naked, odd, packing, paddy, shops, simple, smile, son-in-law, speak, suitcase, telling, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,808

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2014 12:07 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Simplicity of life's issues

Started by John Saxton, 11th April 2014 07:46 PM

50%, anymore, blocked, broken, children, complain, damp, door, drink, farmer, fit, floor, funny, garden, issues, kitchen, lavatory, life, morning, passage, pieces, road, round, seat, send, simplicity, toilet, tool, water, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 2,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2014 03:55 PM; by CAG

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JOKES

Times to avoid the workshop

Started by Rod Gilbert, 2nd April 2014 09:15 AM

2nd, avoid, bad, bout, cancer, careful, concentration, daughters, day, fence, hand, home, job, left, machinery, mentally, rails, rod, router, set, shop, styles, suffering, support, table, times, total, walked, wife, workshop

Replies: 11
Views: 2,736

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2014 08:16 PM; by Rod Gilbert

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SAFETY

Fooling around

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th April 2014 10:25 AM

accept, allan, anguished, apology, auto-correct, bedroom, betrayed, confess, dead, fooling, grabbed, guilt, gun, home, hope, intended, mate, moment, neighbour, ooops, promise, received, riddled, rotten, shot, sincerest, spellchecker, text, wife, wifi

Replies: 0
Views: 1,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2014 10:25 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

ceiling covering

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 4th April 2014 05:10 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2014 05:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Girlfriend

Started by MBM888, 30th March 2014 05:52 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2014 05:52 PM; by MBM888

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JOKES

the face that launched 1000 ships

Started by Evanism, 15th March 2014 08:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1000, arm, blood, bowl, bridge, cool, cuts, deep, eyes, face, facemask, found, glued, goggles, grumpy, hit, impact, lacerated, launched, learned, lesson, nose, puffed, ships, sink, slow, sprayed, steribands, wear, wife

Replies: 19
Views: 4,893

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2014 11:17 AM; by jimbur

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SAFETY

ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND

Started by Rodgera, 21st March 2014 04:14 PM

advice, aging, anne, carol, club, consideration, difficult, dinner, eating, evening, golf, home, hour, husband, job, lunch, oversensitive, patience, rest, retired, ron, sit, support, table, tact, time, wife, women, worse, yell

Replies: 1
Views: 2,065

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2014 05:27 PM; by rustynail

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JOKES

G'day from an old chippy

Started by Charlee43, 16th March 2014 08:59 AM

build, built.uhope, cabinet, carpenter, charlee, chippy, comment, country, feel, forward, free, furniture, gday, girl, lady, love, loves, moved, nuts, pics, pictures, post, queensland, retired, retirement, shop, union, visiting, wife, yank

Replies: 10
Views: 2,151

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2014 12:59 PM; by Treecycle

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Ahoy from Norway

Started by samthedog, 10th March 2014 07:26 AM

ago, ahoy, aussie, bandsaws, bit, bits, central, dad, family, fence, flimsy, folks, garage, house, lathe, mill, motor, norway, norwegian, paul, pictures, post, project, renovation, repairs, toys, welders, wife, woodworker, workshop

Replies: 8
Views: 1,645

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2014 04:29 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Is it a new joke or and old joke recycled, i'm not getting excited over it.

Started by fenderbelly, 3rd March 2014 08:06 PM

again.”, excited, home, i’m, joke, lads, message, minutes, paddy, pint, read, recycled, texts, wife, “mary

Replies: 5
Views: 4,485

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2014 06:32 PM; by rwbuild

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JOKES

I think this is probably a true story !!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 20th February 2014 11:59 AM

agrees, bandaged, bit, day, decide, decision, disappointed, discuss, doctor, foot, groans, head, helped, helping, hospital, huge, incher, invest, kitchen, married, penis, plays, role, spoken, story, talk, thirty, true, wakes, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,908

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2014 06:09 PM; by Grumpy John

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JOKES

Southern Grannies

Started by Bushmiller, 18th February 2014 11:49 PM

attorney, bench, bigoted, bradley, build, chair, cheated, defense, died, drinking, electric, entire, grannies, idiots, jones, knowing, law, lazy, mention, normal, quiet, replied, send, southern, stunned, voice, wife, women, worst, youngster

Replies: 1
Views: 2,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2014 09:47 AM; by rwbuild

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JOKES

the boy from Waikato ….

Started by MBM888, 17th February 2014 11:56 AM

boy, buy, earlier, feet, half, head, heads, impressed, insistent, leave, lettuce, manager, people, play, players, prostitutes, replied, right?replied, rugby, sir, situation, sold, son, waikato, whod, wife, zealand, zealand?the

Replies: 0
Views: 1,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2014 11:56 AM; by MBM888

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JOKES

So much for Valentine's Day

Started by Allan at Wallan, 14th February 2014 09:18 AM

allan, day, facebook, friend, kiss1, life, love, struggling, valentine, valentines, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2014 05:18 PM; by Tonyz

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JOKES

New Woodturners from Brisbane

Started by PeterStewart, 4th February 2014 04:08 PM

bowels, boxes, break, brisbane, camphor, christmas, couple, day, enjoying, finish, forums, forward, information, inspiring, lathe, learning, logs, lots, managed, material, plates, practice, producing, spending, start, tim, watching, wife, wood, woodturners

Replies: 9
Views: 1,926

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2014 07:35 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Kingston, Ontario, Canada is Home

Started by Marty Schlosser, 26th January 2014 10:25 PM

ball, call, canada, crafting, curves, design, drop, earth, elegant, exciting, fellow, functional, gentle, home, incorporate, joy, kingston, liberty, life, marty, ontario, partner, peek, pieces, schlosser, shes, strive, surprises, wife, woodworkers

Replies: 7
Views: 1,645

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2014 07:57 AM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Man of Means

Started by John Saxton, 14th January 2014 04:00 PM

accumulated, bernie, blown, bugger, buildings, charlotte, daughter, deathbed, edinburgh, hard, husband, man, mctavish, means, morningside, nurse, offices, paper, property, replies, residential, round, sarah, slips, sons, square, tam, town, wife, wullie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2014 04:00 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Messy divorce

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st January 2014 08:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allan, borrowed, boyfriend, buy, buyer, curtain, decided, desperation, divorce, endings, furniture, happy, heavily, home, house, husband, mention, messy, paid, price, purchased, rang, reduced, shrimps, smell, stories, week, wife, woman, worth

Replies: 18
Views: 3,791

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2014 10:30 AM; by A Duke

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JOKES

Spaghetti

Started by John Saxton, 10th January 2014 08:07 PM

arrange, begin, card, child, confused, day, explain, extra, fainted, home, honey, husband, italy, meatballs, months, obeyed, payments, post, read, received, sauce, send, spaghetti, strange, support, watched, white, wife, write, written

Replies: 0
Views: 1,408

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2014 08:07 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Paddy caught them

Started by Carry Pine, 3rd January 2014 07:57 AM

arrived, caught, compromising, cupboard, friend, head, home, laugh, laughed, mick, paddy, pistol, playing, position, pulled, suspected, unexpectedly, upset, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,810

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2014 11:46 AM; by Tonyz

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JOKES

The Saw. Last for 2013.

Started by issatree, 31st December 2013 05:33 PM

2013, beautiful, bed, bought, burn, caught, chap, cut, darling, dragged, grabbed, hair, hold, love, market, nice, passing, proceeded, real, rusty, screaming, shed, silly, sun, tight, vice, wife, woman, wood, wound

Replies: 0
Views: 1,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2013 05:33 PM; by issatree

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JOKES

House Cleaning

Started by Rodgera, 28th December 2013 01:12 PM

adolescent, cleaning, daughter, easy, excitedly, helped, home, house, housekeeping, informed, innocently, job, knowing, mom, neighbors, parents, replied, seldom, sort, watching, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2013 07:53 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Better Rolling Sliding Door.

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 12th December 2013 08:50 PM

ago, call, company, diameter, door, fix, glazed, glides, grand-children, hassle, larger, lighter, months, path, perfectly, quality, read, renovateforum.com, replacing, reply, rollers, screen, seek, sliding, thinking, thread, trick, wheels, wife, wisdom

Replies: 0
Views: 1,666

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2013 08:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Mowing the lawn

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th December 2013 03:56 PM

allan, board, instant, lawn, mowed, mowing, past, replied, rolls, send, tattslotto, truck, turf, week, wife, win, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,034

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2013 03:56 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Relatives

Started by groverwa, 11th December 2013 12:30 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2013 12:30 AM; by groverwa

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JOKES

Shopping with the wife

Started by MBM888, 6th December 2013 07:58 PM

cart, crown, husband, lager, local, picks, shopping, supermarket, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,053

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2013 09:03 PM; by rwbuild

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JOKES

Classified Ad

Started by Rodgera, 3rd December 2013 12:24 PM

1000, 2012, 500, 555-1212, adult, apparently, bike, call, classified, consent, cruiser/commuter, dealer, ground, gsxr, kms, local, loving, newspaper, perfect, proper, purchased, ridden, selling, service, steve, suzuki, wheels, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2013 07:03 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

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