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Abandoned rail lines - Questions

Started by dazzler, 18th February 2017 08:46 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

Replies: 30
Views: 3,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2017 07:01 PM; by crowie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Lacquer

Started by garym, 20th February 2014 09:35 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

95%, ago, american, bunnings, called, class, coats, couple, finish, hardware, heard, home, idiot, insane, lacquer, local, lot, north, paint, realise, specialist, videos, w-t-f, watch, woodworking, youtube

Replies: 65
Views: 13,432

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2016 10:27 PM; by soundman

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FINISHING

dangerous driving

Started by MAPLEMAN, 12th December 2013 09:25 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

beam, beams, called, copper, dangerous, dangers, day, driving, happened, idiot, mm2tsup, nice, nonono, patronising, proceeded, road, slipped, tailgating, verbal, waited

Replies: 27
Views: 3,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2013 06:42 AM; by tea lady

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Rules Women should follow

Started by _fly_, 10th October 2013 01:37 PM

30.the, 31.if, answer, balance, beer, bodies, cat, cold, essential, expect, follow, gay, idiot, interpreted, magazines, makes, male, meals, meant, meat, models, months, peeing, relationship, rules, shoes, sport, tired, white, women

Replies: 6
Views: 1,908

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2013 03:51 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Grape Expectations

Started by Scott, 20th September 2013 01:52 PM

breath, expectations, grape, green, idiot, purple

Replies: 4
Views: 1,042

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2013 05:18 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Weather report

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th July 2013 06:16 PM

7.00pm, allan, answered, club, coast, conversation, evening, idiot, imitated, involved, late, leaving, male, minutes, news, phone, rang, report, told, voice, watch, weather, wifes, woodturning

Replies: 0
Views: 1,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2013 06:16 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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smart

Started by Breslau, 17th June 2013 03:41 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,017

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2013 09:16 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Scared the &^%* out of me !!!!!

Started by Arry, 18th August 2012 09:11 PM

####, and%, ate, biting, blade, continued, fell, horrific, idiot, larger, metal, middle, noise, nut, piece, plate, pretty, rod, scared, shed, shelves, speed, standing, tablesaw, thinking, threaded, throat, washer, washers, wrong

Replies: 13
Views: 2,901

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2012 01:55 PM; by Robomanic

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SAFETY

A Rich Blonde

Started by fenderbelly, 7th May 2012 03:20 PM

anger, automatic, blond, blonde, bmw, buys, calls, car, day, dealer, drives, driving, fool, furiously, gears, idiot, luck, maam, move, night, perfectly, question, replies, rich, send, sport, stupid, technician, week

Replies: 3
Views: 1,464

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2012 02:38 PM; by Rodgera

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Restoration of an antique Work Bench.

Started by rogerjenkins, 15th August 2011 10:09 PM

ancient, antique, bench, choice, cleaners, descriptive, doubt, eyes, heaps, heavy, idiot, item, junk, original, peoples, photos, piece, rain, restoration, roger, saves, scrubbing, sun, taking, throw, time, way.u, words, work

Replies: 13
Views: 4,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2012 10:13 AM; by rogerjenkins

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RESTORATION

At the Bar

Started by Rodgera, 14th April 2012 04:16 PM

allan, bar, casually, drinks, drunks, idiot, john, mirror, replied, sitting, ten

Replies: 3
Views: 1,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2012 10:39 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Unmistaken identity

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd June 2011 05:15 PM

abusing, allan, bar, cop, funny, identity, idiot, immediately, insufferable, it.d, kissed, leaned, p.s, rage, ray, responded, rude, screamed, seated, sound, staring, sue, time, unmistaken, verbally, wheelinaround, whilst, wife, woman, worthless

Replies: 5
Views: 1,415

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2011 04:40 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

finding a moderator

Started by Clinton1, 20th April 2011 07:51 PM

advance, e.g, easy, finding, forum, hand, identify, idiot, imagine, info, issue, mod, moderator, moved, post, report, section, symbol, thead, tools, triangle, user

Replies: 5
Views: 1,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th April 2011 12:02 PM; by Wood Butcher

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

The confessional

Started by ryanclan, 29th December 2010 04:24 PM

,but, admit, bar, blond, bloody, box, buxom, catholic, church, cofessional, confession, confessional, equipped, forgive, guiness, hears, idiot, inviting, oof, ooooooooooo, pictures, pornographic, priest, replies, shelf, tap, time, wall

Replies: 1
Views: 1,439

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2010 07:37 PM; by Carry Pine

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"I see stupid people!" or "spot the blithering idiot"

Started by journeyman Mick, 28th June 2005 12:30 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

aid, arm, blithering, bruce, confused, couple, eek, extremely, finished, glaze, ground, i see stupid people, idiot, injuries, lot, lying, move, outdoor, pain, people, person, running, slippery, spot the blithering idiot, stage, stupid, thinking, tiles, training, wet

Replies: 46
Views: 12,818

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2010 07:29 AM; by rrich

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Insert leader of choice...

Started by Groggy, 28th May 2010 12:37 PM

annoyed, answer, answered, choice, class, dad, dads, decided, fan, fans, hands, idiot, insert, johnny, kevin, kids, knowing, leader, liberal, moron, mum, mums, raised, replied, rudd, teacher

Replies: 1
Views: 1,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2010 02:49 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Self Paying Windows

Started by rod1949, 10th February 2010 01:45 PM

automatically, bet, blonde, call, called, complaining, completed, contractor, double-pane, efficient, energy, expensive, fast, finally, guy, hellloooo, helllooooo, house, hung, idiot, installed, line, pay, paying, replaced, sales, silence, talking, told, windows

Replies: 6
Views: 1,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2010 08:03 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

How I learned

Started by joe greiner, 16th November 2009 10:23 PM

business, cheers, day, eye, fence, gap, hospital, idiot, joe, learned, looked, mental, mind, past, patients, planks, poked, shouting, started, stick, walking

Replies: 1
Views: 928

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2009 11:02 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Am I an idiot ?

Started by Phil Spencer, 16th September 2009 10:32 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

boy, boyfriend, cost, daughter, decided, digress, drivers, driving, encouraged, flee, furniture, hire, holiday, home, house, idiot, license, male, money, mummy, night, pack, rise, saturday, slug, stay, stuff, time, truck, week

Replies: 48
Views: 5,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2009 08:18 AM; by Phil Spencer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Funny for the day!

Started by Calm, 3rd September 2009 11:53 AM

“honey, “if, arms, bed, bedroom, bitch, book, carrying, cow, cow.”, day, funny, guy, headache.”, idiot, love, lying, presumptuous, reading, realize, replies, sheep, sheep.”, talking, that’s, walks, weren’t, wife, you’d

Replies: 10
Views: 2,064

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2009 07:14 PM; by chippy 71

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JOKES

Six truths of life

Started by Ian Smith, 2nd September 2009 06:02 PM

forward, hang, idiot, idiots, lie, life, reading, smile, smiling, special, stupid, sunshine, teeth, tongue, touch, truth, truths

Replies: 3
Views: 958

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2009 12:31 PM; by kiwigeo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Are you

Started by wheelinround, 19th July 2009 05:25 PM

6th, annoyed, answer, billy, class, dad, dads, decided, fan, fans, front, grade, hands, idiot, kids, knowing, liberal, liberal.billy, mom, moms, moron, raised, replied, row, rudd, smile, teacher

Replies: 1
Views: 954

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2009 08:39 AM; by weisyboy

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JOKES

Some people should not be allowed to go on holiday

Started by dr4g0nfly, 4th June 2009 07:04 AM

allowed, apartment, beach, booked, brochure, compared, complained, cook, food, hairdressers, holiday, holidays, home.”, hours, idiot, jamaica, local, no-one, people, ruined, sand, size, spanish, stupid comments, thomas, time, told, “it, “the, “we

Replies: 1
Views: 1,233

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2009 09:12 AM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Crazy mixed up kid

Started by artme, 22nd November 2007 11:33 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

brains, crazy, idiot, kid, lonelyo, mixed

Replies: 25
Views: 3,197

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2009 10:09 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

Why God made Mums

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd April 2009 10:14 PM

boss, clean, dad, dads, fred, god, guess, hair, head, home, house, idiot, lot, makes, mothers, mum, mums, nice, perfect, rid, scaring, shes, sister, smarter, spare, stuff, talk, teachers, time, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2009 10:14 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

The Carpenter's Testimony

Started by Rodgera, 22nd April 2009 07:52 PM

accident, carpenter, carpenters, defendant, discredit, distance, evidence, feet, giving, idiot, inches, lawyer, measured, one-half, replied, sooner, testimony, twenty-seven, witnessed

Replies: 2
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2009 06:32 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

Forum faux pas?

Started by mikm, 10th March 2009 01:34 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

answer, comment, compulsion, curious, faux, forum, function, idiot, insert, job, lack, makes, nut, obvious, occasionally, pas, people, proverbs, question, reiterate, reply, rest, search, similar, simple, smile, television, thinking, thread, whinging

Replies: 36
Views: 3,764

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2009 10:19 PM; by Sturdee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Talking Clock

Started by Rodgera, 1st February 2009 03:36 PM

a.m, answered, apartment, basin, brass, clock, ear, friends, guest, hammer, idiot, knock, munruben, pound, screamed, shattering, suddenly, talking, voice, wall, woody

Replies: 2
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2009 10:09 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

I just witnessed a most amazing interview

Started by mic-d, 7th January 2009 09:05 AM

2009, ago, amazing, andrew, background, bolt, cheers, commentator, debunked, doubt, global, idiot, interview, leave, michael, mouth, myth, people, shut, skin, tells, time, trust, warmer, warming, wing, witnessed

Replies: 7
Views: 1,482

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2009 10:52 PM; by kiwigeo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What was he thinking!

Started by Woodwould, 3rd December 2008 09:50 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 18
Views: 4,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2008 10:50 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
SAFETY

Merbau decking questions - nails/staining & sanding!

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:03 AM

apply, bit, complete, deck, due, dwd, easy, expect, fix, fixed, gal, guy, handful, idiot, job, kelly, lasting, lifted, male, merbau, naturalstain, poss, questions, remove, replace, sanding, screw/nails, staples, suggested, weather

Replies: 0
Views: 2,679

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:03 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Who wins

Started by fenderbelly, 13th October 2008 01:15 PM

analysis, animals, answer, aro-d, banana, bananas, carefully, chimpanzee, coconut, compete, complete, decide, dull, fastest, giraffe, guess, hopelessly, idiot, lion, moron, overworked, pass, relax, scroll, squirrel, stressed, stupid, time, tree, wins

Replies: 3
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2008 11:00 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

Auction addict

Started by snowyskiesau, 26th September 2008 03:27 PM

$49, addict, auction, bid, chair, chairs, counts, couple, died, gas, grays, guess, hell, idiot, invoice, kitchen, lift, lot, mine, office, pick, sale, sort, stay, time, tuned, upcoming, weeks, win, won

Replies: 5
Views: 1,884

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2008 05:43 PM; by The Bleeder

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Differences Between You & Your Boss

Started by Shrek3, 4th September 2008 10:51 PM

apple, applies, apply, boss, business, busy, cooperative, day, differences, doh, human, idiot, interview, lazy, leave, makes, mistake, office, original, overlooked, overworked, pleases, polishing, rules, sick, slow, stand, takes, time, wandering

Replies: 2
Views: 1,533

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2008 10:41 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

Computers & Idiot Users

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 9th July 2008 09:22 PM

bad, computer, computers, feel, idiot, illiterate, rotfl, stupidities, users

Replies: 4
Views: 1,631

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2008 03:00 PM; by Timmo

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JOKES

Lets Start A Fight

Started by Barry Hicks, 29th June 2008 07:17 PM

arm, balanced, belong, bloke, bush, conversation, doctor, driving, explain, farmer, fence, fight, idiot, injured, kevin, meant, outback, pick, polititian-, post, puzzled, replied, road, rudd, start, stitched, turtle, visiting

Replies: 2
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2008 05:08 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Friday special

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th June 2008 10:20 AM

absolutely, alike, allan, clicks, continuously, dressed, enters, friday, greeter, hard-faced, hell, idiot, kmart, loud, love, mouse, obscenities, replied, screams, scrubby, slob, sons, special, stopped, teach, ten, twins, ugly, unattractive, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2008 10:50 AM; by Batpig

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JOKES

One good turn

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th June 2008 10:10 PM

allan, barry, called, clicks, close, collision, driveway, good, hand, idiot, indicators, john, kph, mouse, munruben, replied, resulted, signal, steady, street, teach, tootling, travelling, turn, warning

Replies: 2
Views: 1,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2008 08:56 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Joists need 2 screws at every bearer & tool recommendation for decking.

Started by Williamstown, 6th May 2008 07:14 PM

300mm, 3rd, 8th, 900mm, 9th, approx, bearer, blade, boards, cover, curling, cuts, decking, i’ve, idiot, joist, joists, laying, merbau, mitre, purchase, recommendation, rest, screwed, screws, spaced, spaces, speed, stop, tool

Replies: 5
Views: 2,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2008 12:34 PM; by UteMad

Forum:
DECKING

Understanding electricity digital meters...Hlp pls

Started by montiee, 22nd April 2008 10:55 PM

3/4, analog, apologies, australia, bills, digital, electricity, energy, feel, hlp, hope, household, idiot, included, meters, meters/box, metershlp, official, overseas, pics, pls, quality, quarter, reason, records, relating, understanding, understood, usage, verify

Replies: 6
Views: 2,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2008 11:49 PM; by Smurf

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Sherlock Holmes Camping Trip

Started by Rodgera, 23rd April 2008 02:49 PM

approximately, astronomically, beautiful, camping, day, deduce, god, holmes, horologically, idiot, insignificant, leo, meteorologically, millions, minute, night, past, powerful, quarter, sherlock, silent, spoke, stolen, suspect, tent, theologically, time, tomorrow, trip, watson

Replies: 1
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2008 03:07 PM; by Outbackrr

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JOKES

Irish

Started by Claw Hama, 22nd April 2008 09:15 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2008 09:15 PM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

The John

Started by Elbow, 7th March 2008 11:03 AM

allan, bar, bartender, bathroom, blood, bucket, curdling, customers, door, drunk, flush, heads, heard, hell, idiot, investigate, john, loud, minutes, mop, reverberates, scaring, scream, screaming, sitting, squeezes, testicles, time, toilet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 11:03 AM; by Elbow

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JOKES

"Real" 911 Calls?

Started by Barry Hicks, 15th February 2008 08:52 AM

9-1-1, 911, ambulance, asthmatic, breath, breathing, caller, calling, calls, child, contractions, darn, dispatcher, emergency, foster, husband, idiot, minutes, nine-eleven, north, pass, phone, police, real, running, sir, sound, started, trouble, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2008 08:52 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Come On Kiwis, It's Your Turn Now

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th February 2008 02:05 PM

accent, aussie, beat, bloke, bloody, break, curious, day, geez, idiot, kiwis, left, mate, missing, mouth, peek, ready, replies, selling, shop, sitting, soon-to-be, sooner, store, tourist, turn, walk, walks, window, words

Replies: 6
Views: 1,662

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 08:43 AM; by Gra

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JOKES

Resume Hints

Started by Barry_White, 4th February 2008 12:50 PM

achieve, actual, associate, breed, consistently, depriving, dig, employee, employers, evaluations, failed, fails, far-and, has-been, hints, idiot, ignoramus, job, low, marital, performance, personal, resume, sets, sooner, standards, starts, status, supervision, village

Replies: 3
Views: 1,642

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2008 11:53 PM; by Pusser

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JOKES

Weatherboard Questions

Started by zoltrix, 22nd January 2008 05:40 PM

acrylic, adam, based, board, boards, bottom, call, coil, council, filler, finally, fixed, frame, galvanised, gap, guess, gun, hardwood, house, idiot, joined, lift, nail, nails, permit, questions, snap, strength, top, weatherboard

Replies: 14
Views: 3,746

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2008 09:39 PM; by Dirty Doogie

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Bubba's Sister's Kids...

Started by Eli, 13th January 2008 07:01 PM

answers, beautiful, boy, boys, brother, bubba, bubba;, bubbas, caused, coma, deep, denephew, denise, doctor, dohno, expecting, fall, girls, guess, idiot, kids, months, mother, pregnant, replies, sister, woman, worst, wow, wrong

Replies: 6
Views: 1,565

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2008 05:53 PM; by Eli

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JOKES

Bank deposit

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th January 2008 10:46 AM

allan, announced, assigned, bank, barry, brought, calendar, clout, count, day, decided, deposit, dollars, drove, finish, head, idiot, john, manager, million, months, munruben, proudly, races, staff, stole, team, truck, winnings, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 04:04 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

For Coughs Sake

Started by BazzaDLB, 19th November 2007 11:20 AM

afraid, bottle, chemist, clerk, cough, coughs, entire, guy, heavily, him;, idiot, laxative, laxatives, leaning, morning, owner, sake, shop, syrup, treat, walks, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 937

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2007 11:20 AM; by BazzaDLB

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JOKES

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