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A wee joke

Started by Christopha, 8th November 2012 12:38 PM

accompanying, beasty, begins, breasty, burns, cameron, chant, confused, cowerin, david, doctor, eat, grins, hae, immediately, joke, lord, meat, moves, panic, patient, replies, serious, sleekit, thankit, timorous, troubled, unit, ward, wee

Replies: 7
Views: 2,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2019 08:43 PM; by mick55

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Jointer knives: How fine do you go?

Started by RedShirtGuy, 23rd March 2014 07:53 PM

begins, bestest, bevel, bitumen, blades, car, dozen, dragged, eternal, fart, fine, finish, glass, grade, jointer, justify, knives, machine, mind, monotony, mounted, retail, road, sandpaper, save, sbd, slice, spinning, twenty, wander

Replies: 4
Views: 1,727

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2014 10:54 PM; by pjt

Forum:
SHARPENING

Sliding door not sliding

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 23rd April 2014 10:30 AM

1.jpg, 2.jpg, 202.5, 232.4, attached, begins, door, e.g, fixing, images, isolate, lift, photo, planning, proem, read, recent, renovateforum.com, replacing, reply, resistance, slides, sliding, slightly, started, stuck, thread, track, winter, wooden

Replies: 0
Views: 916

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2014 10:30 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

The language of advertising

Started by jimbur, 29th November 2013 11:08 AM

absurd, advertising, aimed, baseball, begins, bernard, common, country, december, divided, england, favorite, george, glove, issue, language, looked, magazine, master, nations, plane, popular, reminded, shaw, slightly, tool, wearing, woodworking

Replies: 6
Views: 2,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2014 01:06 PM; by rrich

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Johnson & Johnson Thermometer

Started by gms002a, 9th December 2013 11:44 AM

begins, box, broken, carefully, chipped, close, control, days], department, eyes, fun, glad, johnson, literature, loud, notice, personally, print, quality, read, rectal, repeat, sanitized, statement, stop, surface, table, tested, thermometer, times

Replies: 0
Views: 1,460

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2013 11:44 AM; by gms002a

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The gods of renovation tv are smiling again

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 10th November 2013 09:20 AM

begins, bloody, bout, finally, gods, home, house, lifestyle, monday, night, read, renovateforum.com, renovation, season, smiling, thread, time

Replies: 0
Views: 872

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2013 09:20 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Another patient

Started by rustynail, 22nd October 2013 03:44 PM

anatomy, begins, blood, cholesterol, clothes, doctor, examination, informs, lady, medical, patient, pressure, remove, stick, suggests, tongue, trouble, visits, well-

Replies: 1
Views: 991

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2013 05:13 PM; by chambezio

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

sounds !!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 13th September 2013 12:38 AM

.aro-d, accosts, begins, checks, counter, dutifully, european, excuse, expert, familiar, globe, headphones, listen, listening, mentioned, puzzled, question, recording, released, renowned, returns, slightly, sounds, subject, walking, wasp, wasps, waspsounds, world, youngfellow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,193

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2013 11:39 AM; by A Duke

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Wedding Perceptions

Started by fenderbelly, 6th September 2013 11:15 AM

aisle, altar, begins, continues, counts, distinct, golf, husband-to-be, hymn, immediately, listen, mind, minutes, morning, organize, panicking, perceptions, plays, proper, repeat, repeating, repeats, round, shorten, song, views, wakes, wedding, women, words

Replies: 0
Views: 966

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2013 11:15 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Baptizing an Irishman

Started by gms002a, 7th August 2013 01:13 PM

arms, baptizing, begins, bit, breath, brother, bumping, catches, coughs, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, irishman, jesus, kicking, legs, preacher, pulls, ready, river, staggers, subsequently, time, upright, water, wits

Replies: 4
Views: 1,764

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2013 11:12 PM; by gms002a

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Hi from Cowell SA.

Started by Pat63, 23rd February 2013 12:53 PM

begins, boat, build, cowell, decided, finally, fun, month, plans, purchased, time, wooden

Replies: 5
Views: 732

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2013 08:32 AM; by JJF

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

9" rebuild

Started by 12bolts, 19th January 2012 04:04 PM

begins, bought, cheers, found, hard, information, lathe, lottts, phil, pics, questions, rebuild, site

Replies: 2
Views: 1,898

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2012 07:38 AM; by steran50

Forum:
THE HERCUS AREA

a new venture

Started by animal.13, 31st December 2011 10:34 PM

apparently, begins, beneficial, curve, hobby, learning, life, venture

Replies: 4
Views: 943

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2012 10:43 PM; by Grommett

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Not another blonde joke

Started by fenderbelly, 1st December 2011 10:06 AM

apologise, begins, blonde, blondes, community, continue, discrimination, dumb, embarrassed, fourth, humour, joke, jokes, lap, pathetically, people, perpetuate, potential, reaching, respected, starts, stay, suddenly, sweden, talking, usual, ventriloquist, woman, women, yells;

Replies: 1
Views: 1,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2011 09:35 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Need help - Holz Her 2162 Derby blade won't lock in

Started by dgeorge, 22nd November 2011 07:04 AM

2162, 520w, begins, blade, derby, dylan, flush, guide, hey, holding, holz, housing, inherited, jigsaw, lock, loose, manual, mechanically, missing, piece, pivot, pivoting, pull, pushed, roller, secures, slide, sound, team, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 2,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2011 09:10 PM; by Handyjack

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Bout ye!

Started by Gilshark, 22nd September 2011 09:22 PM

admiring, ago, begins, belfast, bench, bit, bout, boy, building, cheers, coachbuilder, coast, craic, folks, forward, gday, gil, headed, hows, knowledge, living, quietly, site, skill, start, stuff, sunny, time, wealth

Replies: 7
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2011 09:45 PM; by Gilshark

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Have a go at this

Started by dj_pnevans, 3rd July 2011 12:08 AM

11year, add, alphabet, animal, beginning, begins, circus, count, country, daviddp, denmark, digit, elephants, i’d, letter, letters, multiply, ocean, pick, son, subtract, told, town

Replies: 0
Views: 869

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2011 12:08 AM; by dj_pnevans

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Breast Cancer

Started by specialist, 6th June 2010 03:26 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

begins, bit, breast, brisbane, cancer, chemo, cover, good2tsup, head, health, lump, match, meant, moment, months, node, private, prognosis, public, radiation, saga, size, space, system, therapy, travel, treatment, trip, waiting, weeks

Replies: 51
Views: 6,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2011 07:29 PM; by Bushmiller

Forum:
HEALTH ISSUES

Dog that snores!

Started by Timeless Timber, 3rd March 2011 05:55 AM

amazingly, attached, bathroom, bed, begins, blue, closet, dog, dogs, drunken, grabs, husband, husbands, piece, red, ribbon, sleep, sleeps, snores, snoring, soundly, stands, stumbles, stupor, testicles, ties, vet, wakes, wife, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2011 10:49 PM; by Grommett

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Angry Senator

Started by Rodgera, 24th February 2011 04:24 PM

accepted, acid, angry, begins, corrupt, cowards, day, demanded, explodes, half, hot, mid, pause, politicians, record, remainder, removed, senate, senator, senators, session, shout, statement, temper, tongue, withdraw

Replies: 4
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2011 04:16 AM; by bsrlee

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

improving a lathe cabinet stand

Started by new_guy90, 7th November 2010 12:17 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

add, alignment, begins, box, brake, cabinet, cabinets, chip, connection, coolant, feel, foot, forum, improving, industrial, lathe, level, luxuries, machinery, miss, opportunity, pan, pull, pump, rambling, reading, rest, stand, tank, welding

Replies: 43
Views: 8,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2011 11:34 AM; by new_guy90

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

Wagon trail!!!

Started by coutaboat, 30th November 2010 12:16 AM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,343

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2010 07:46 AM; by munruben

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Boat Trailer no 1

Started by One Purpose, 24th August 2010 07:09 AM

100mm, amateur, bad, begins, boat, build, captain, check, dipped, doh, found, hard, inches, leaf, makers, months, past, photos, plate, realising, replace, rusty, salt, seperated, snapped, spring, til, top, trailer, water

Replies: 11
Views: 4,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2010 12:28 AM; by One Purpose

Forum:
TRAILERS & OTHER FABRICATED STUFF

Finish for NZ Kauri Pine Floor?

Started by keenbean, 8th September 2010 09:47 PM

advice, appreciated, aware, begins, bought, carpeted, decided, experience, fairly, familiar, fill, finish, floor, forgive, friend, gaps, house, kauri, lingo, lucky, newbie, original, pine, pretty, resin, sanding, sands, sort, timber, weeks

Replies: 0
Views: 2,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2010 09:47 PM; by keenbean

Forum:
FINISHING

Old Titan chisels

Started by KevinB, 29th June 2010 12:54 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

advice, begins, blows, brew, chisels, complete, ferrule, ferrules, grateful, handful, handles, kevin, lost, mallet, metal, molasses, mushrooming, people, prevent, purchased, real, refurbishments, registered, restoring, rust, shuck, titan, top, water, wooden

Replies: 30
Views: 4,908

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2010 11:50 PM; by PopeFalcon

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

Hill Bent

Started by John Saxton, 31st October 2009 06:45 PM

avail, begins, bent, betty, bob, car, coming, conservatory, doctor;, haunting, head, hill, hills, house, igor, igors, lab, light, master, medical, music, phone, piano, picks, road, stairs, table, transylvania, vacationing, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2009 06:45 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Family banned from walmart

Started by robbo266317, 6th October 2009 09:20 AM

banned, bedding, begins, bill, bring, clerk, complaints, cry, december, department, family, fenton, floor, guns, housewares, hunting, husband, july, loudly, november, people, pick, pillows, september, set, shopping, store, told, walmart, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2009 12:29 PM; by Rum Pig

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Help! needed building a sturdy plinth for my new drill press

Started by VernJ, 9th August 2009 10:06 AM

angles, begins, bench, bolt, building, built, compound, couple, don’t, drawers, drill, idea, it’s, i’ve, joinery, joints, needed, pads, plinth, press, real, rubber, shape, sit, sort, stance, started, sturdy, trouble, wide

Replies: 12
Views: 3,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2009 08:37 AM; by VernJ

Forum:
GENERAL & SMALL MACHINERY

stitching begins

Started by springwater, 15th February 2009 09:48 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

96488, 96489, 96490, arm, begins, decided, eucalyptus, eventually, finished, kangaroo, leather, miles, pallet, pieces, radical, relates, sourced, stitching, transformation, wood

Replies: 34
Views: 5,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2009 10:37 PM; by springwater

Forum:
WOODCARVING AND SCULPTURE

plumbing help please. my solder wont stick!

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 4th August 2009 11:00 PM

applications, apply, begin, begins, bubbles, cold, copper, easy, fitting, flame, flux, job, joint, lifted, orange, pipe, pls, plumbing, read, realised, renovateforum.com, rolls, slides, solder, soldering, spread, stick, thread, tips, torch

Replies: 0
Views: 1,498

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2009 11:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
PLUMBING

How's this for a 'Feel-Good' video

Started by Shutterbug, 19th May 2009 03:58 PM

200, 2009, address, amazement, amazing, antwerp, begin, begins, belgium, bemused, central, created, crowd, dancers, enjoy, entrances, feel-good, feelgood, julie, march, passengers, play, public, rehearsals, station, stunt, system, train, video, watch

Replies: 5
Views: 1,551

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2009 08:49 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

G'Day from a first timer!

Started by g_coopster, 8th May 2009 10:51 AM

begins, complete, finally, forward, fun, garage, gday, guessed, head, home, journey, jumping, kicking, knowledge, larger, living, outlet, participating, patience, projects, provide, reader, rounding, set, single, skin, space, threader, time, timer

Replies: 4
Views: 1,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2009 08:25 AM; by g_coopster

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Say what?

Started by Woodwould, 24th February 2009 11:39 AM

age, answers, art, begins, bothers, brain, bring, cells, conversation, death, forever, forty;, friend, frustrating, grand, laugh, life, live, moment, night, questions, real, shape, smile, sunshine, tempting, time, unsaid, wisdom, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 909

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2009 05:55 PM; by mickelmaster

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

nest begins

Started by springwater, 27th January 2009 07:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

94998, 94999, added, background, beginning, begins, bird, disrupted, moment, nearby, nest, perched, position, settled, stick, tacked, time

Replies: 26
Views: 3,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2009 09:46 PM; by springwater

Forum:
WOODCARVING AND SCULPTURE

G'day from a rebourn chippie

Started by BigD, 28th January 2009 04:55 PM

500+kg, 70s, aprenticeship, begins, behemoth, bigd, cheers, chippie, fell, fun, furniture, gday, gum, home, knock, lock, love, milled, operation, outdoor, ready, rebourn, river, rust, shed, short, slab, slabs, story, tools

Replies: 5
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2009 10:36 AM; by BigD

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Polishing the shiny bits

Started by neksmerj, 30th November 2008 04:48 PM

begins, bit, bits, brass, brush, buffing, compound, cutting, emery, fine, finish, fun, grey, josco, minimises, pits, polishing, remove, rust, scratches, scratching, shiny, sisal, stage, steel, vinegar, wheel, white, wire, wool

Replies: 11
Views: 3,462

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2008 05:05 PM; by Pete F

Forum:
THE HERCUS AREA

What sort of tree is that

Started by fenderbelly, 9th November 2008 11:20 PM

ash, beech, begins, birch, dirty, expert, grow, growing, hard, joke, lands, pecker, piece, replies, sapling, son, sort, takes, tall, taste, tree, trees, woodpecker, woods, word

Replies: 1
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2008 07:16 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

European Holiday

Started by rayintheuk, 21st October 2008 09:06 PM

avail, begins, betty, bob, car, conservatory, control, doctor;, door, european, haunting, head, hill, hills, holiday, house, igor, igors, lab, light, master, medical, music, nearest, phone, piano, picks, stairs, table, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,704

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2008 03:36 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Mike and his pregnant wife

Started by WoodJunky, 16th October 2008 08:38 PM

attracting, baby, beautiful, begins, child, cuts, daughter, delivers, doctor, electricity, father, finish, hold, holds, inspection, interrupts, lantern, light, mike, mikes, minute, night, praised, pregnant, proud, running, set, wait, water, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2008 04:42 AM; by rrich

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

I'M about to go

Started by artme, 19th August 2008 05:51 AM

absense.ppp, begins, behave, bit, epic, month, morning, posting, touch

Replies: 5
Views: 2,072

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2008 02:31 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
TRAVEL

Tetnus shot

Started by Barry_White, 16th July 2008 11:16 PM

answers, begins, behavior, coat, coat.his, couch, doctor, heck, immediately, mid-eighties, nope, positioning, putting, replies, rocker, rusty, shot, sick, start, starts, struggles, stuff, tetanus, tetnus, unexpected, viagra, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,629

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2008 08:33 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Pastor's Business Card

Started by wheelinround, 27th June 2008 11:11 AM

310, 320, added, afraid, begins, behold, bible, broke, business, card, check, citation, cryptic, door, garden, genesis, heard, knock, laughter, message, naked, pastor, pastors, reaching, reads, returned, revelation, stand, visiting, voice

Replies: 4
Views: 1,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2008 09:44 AM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Wedding Perceptions

Started by fenderbelly, 25th June 2008 05:19 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,312

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2008 09:35 AM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Baptising The Drunk

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th May 2008 07:01 PM

answer, answers, baptising, begins, breath, brother, catches, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, jesus, kick, lad, lengthy, love, people, period, preacher, proceeds, replies, river, struggle, time, water, wipes, wits

Replies: 2
Views: 1,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2008 10:09 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

2 Pilots

Started by WoodJunky, 13th May 2008 07:32 PM

????in, airport, aisle, begins, blind, bob, cabin, cockpit, days, die, edge, faster, fill, gonna, heading, late, lifts, moment, panicked, passengers, pilots, plane, plough, retreat, scream, screams, sheepishly, smoothly, straight, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2008 07:32 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

And So It Begins...

Started by funkychicken, 4th March 2008 11:48 PM

20 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 20

barry, begins, continues, john, person, pub, story, walk

Replies: 294
Views: 59,894

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 11:34 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
A Woodies Yarn

One for the kids

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th April 2008 05:11 PM

answer, begins, bus, calendar, drove, kids, months, schoolkids, single, starts, stole, word

Replies: 6
Views: 1,805

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2008 08:15 PM; by funkychicken

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Cheap Airlines

Started by munruben, 7th April 2008 08:02 PM

airlines, airport, aisle, begins, books, cabin, cheap, cockpit, days, edge, faster, fill, gonna, headed, killed, knowledge, late, magazines, panicked, passengers, pilots, plane, plow, property, retreat, scream, screams, secure, straight, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 09:44 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Blade length again.

Started by Fencepost2, 28th March 2008 07:54 PM

affects, allen, bandsaw, begins, blade, blades, close, collar, couple, distance, doubled, elongated, frame, hope, length, machine, moving, original, recent, screw, short, slot, start, tension, thread, tightened, top, upper, weeks, wheel

Replies: 6
Views: 2,719

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 07:15 PM; by weisyboy

Forum:
BANDSAWS

Interstate Relations

Started by wheelinround, 11th January 2008 09:44 PM

australia, australian, bag, begins, bit, bottles, car, damn, door, inspired, interstate, miles, pull, pulling, pushes, queenslander, relations, replies, road, sick, south, starts, stuff, tasmanian, tassie, throwing, victoria, victorian, window, wine

Replies: 0
Views: 1,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 09:44 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

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