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Careful what you wish for

Started by gawdelpus, 15th May 2014 08:01 AM

anger”, careful, cheers, cry, define, desire, emotional, error, howl, john, level, messages, microsoft, pain, people, professed, react, read, scream, stuff, world, write, writer, writing, youth

Replies: 0
Views: 989

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2014 08:01 AM; by gawdelpus

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

abused chisels - worth a punt?

Started by Clinton1, 31st December 2013 11:32 AM

$10, 298998, 299000, abraded, abrading, abused, basically, bevel, cheap, chinese, chisel, chisels, drawer, hollow, japanese, junk, lamination, left, makers, pics, punt, scream, sharpened, steel, top, typical, western, worried, worth, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 2,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2014 12:51 PM; by Clinton1

Forum:
JAPANESE HAND TOOLS

What makes the chisel brands so special?

Started by andrewr79, 16th May 2011 11:52 PM

andrew, are/were, balanced, berg, bergs, brands, cheers, chisel, curious, dads, fatmaxs, favorite, feel, hand, heavy, makes, merit, mortice, power, pure, scream, special, stanley, steel, style, titan, toledos, touches, variety, worth

Replies: 2
Views: 2,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2011 10:23 AM; by jimbur

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

Irish Sausage

Started by John Saxton, 16th March 2011 01:35 PM

aisle, bratwurst, bunnings, clerk, customer, days, dog, german, guy, hot, hurry, irish, italian, jewish, kosher, lecture, mexican, offended, polish, racism, replied, sausage, scream, sensitivity, taco

Replies: 3
Views: 1,401

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2011 05:28 PM; by Grommett

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Ode to Microsoft

Started by Rodgera, 17th March 2010 02:59 PM

anger, corporation, cry, define, desire, emotional, error, howl, level, messages, microsoft, ode, pain, people, professed, react, read, scream, stuff, world, write, writer, writes, youth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,666

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2010 03:02 PM; by Ozkaban

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WOODIES JOKES

Collingwood Joke

Started by Lignum, 11th December 2009 12:51 AM

arms, begin, breaks, chance, collingwood, crying, dane, dejected, disheartened, eddie, eventually, fans, feet, fifteen, joke, nick, ninety, pandemonium, perplexed, scream, sigh, stadium, stamp, starts, stupid, swan, wave, world, yell

Replies: 5
Views: 3,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 07:01 AM; by artme

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Belt sander

Started by Harrison, 11th December 2009 10:46 PM

1/2m, advice, apreciated, aprox, belt, bench, bows, bulky, buy, cheap, circle, dosnt, dust, fairly, festools, harrison2tsup, idea, light, machine, motor, motors, plate, port, purchasing, sand, sander, scream, suggestions, table, whant

Replies: 0
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2009 10:46 PM; by Harrison

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - POWERED

how do i seal an external wooden and security door to stop bugs getting through?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 19th November 2009 12:40 AM

afraid, airtight, bottom, brush, bug, bugs, closed, crawl, door, doors, external, frame, front, house, ideally, prevent, read, renovateforum.com, reply, scream, seal, seals, security, sort, stop, thread, wife, wooden

Replies: 0
Views: 1,773

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2009 12:40 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

The curse of sheddie

Started by Shedhand, 9th August 2007 05:00 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

$12mm, 60years, adrenalin, ankle, attack, bad, cares, cladding, crunching, curse, drag, fell, fracture, grinding, guess, hear, heard, heart, house, leg, lifted, ply, plywood, pretty, reno, rush, scream, sheddie, sheets, swmbo$

Replies: 58
Views: 8,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2009 12:03 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
SAFETY

New boat trailer build

Started by Stufart, 15th April 2008 04:19 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

alloy, angles, bar, bit, bitten, boat, build, built, chassis, cross, cut, day, draw, front, hand, harder, heaps, i’m, meet, pull, rail, reinforcing, reports, scream, steel, stu, thinking, trailer, worried, wrong

Replies: 38
Views: 17,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2008 08:52 PM; by sconly

Forum:
TRAILERS & OTHER FABRICATED STUFF

Now It's My Turn tomartyr

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th August 2008 10:08 AM

answers, breaks, chance, crowd, dejected, disheartened, feet, fufteen, guv, harm, helen, hum, ken, kiwis, minute, ninety, pandemonium, perplexed, scream, sigh, sivven, stadium, stamp, stupid, tomartyr, turn, volunteer, wave, world

Replies: 5
Views: 1,680

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2008 05:29 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Can't sell a thing.....Economy stuffed or what????

Started by abitfishy, 23rd July 2008 04:13 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

$2.5k, $6k, bill, cars, crap, cry, due, economy, feel, frustated, half, home, item, kickers, luck, medium, month, morons, offer, pipe, price, purchases, scream, sell, size, stressed, stuffed, thingeconomy, tyre, usual

Replies: 41
Views: 7,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2008 12:21 AM; by abitfishy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Please type carefully

Started by Rodgera, 10th June 2008 06:07 AM

arrival, carefully, checked, day, dead, dearest, email, faint, family, fell, floor, grieving, hot, meet, memory, monitor, note, p.s, passed, piercing, planning, prepared, rushed, scream, screen, sound, tomorrow, type, widow, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2008 06:07 AM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

2 Pilots

Started by WoodJunky, 13th May 2008 07:32 PM

????in, airport, aisle, begins, blind, bob, cabin, cockpit, days, die, edge, faster, fill, gonna, heading, late, lifts, moment, panicked, passengers, pilots, plane, plough, retreat, scream, screams, sheepishly, smoothly, straight, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2008 07:32 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Biscuit Joiner

Started by q9, 22nd March 2008 04:07 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$500, apparently, biscuit, blue, books, bosch, brands, buy, cheaper, dewalt, ebj720k, gmcs, green, guides, joiner, lower, makita, maktec, options, precision, prefer, price, priced, ryobi, ryobis, scream, spend, stock, suggestions, unknown

Replies: 22
Views: 7,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2008 10:32 PM; by Shannon Nash

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Cheap Airlines

Started by munruben, 7th April 2008 08:02 PM

airlines, airport, aisle, begins, books, cabin, cheap, cockpit, days, edge, faster, fill, gonna, headed, killed, knowledge, late, magazines, panicked, passengers, pilots, plane, plow, property, retreat, scream, screams, secure, straight, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 09:44 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The John

Started by Elbow, 7th March 2008 11:03 AM

allan, bar, bartender, bathroom, blood, bucket, curdling, customers, door, drunk, flush, heads, heard, hell, idiot, investigate, john, loud, minutes, mop, reverberates, scaring, scream, screaming, sitting, squeezes, testicles, time, toilet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 11:03 AM; by Elbow

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WOODIES JOKES

Ch 31 Melb.

Started by rgum, 1st September 2007 10:18 AM

adventure, aghhhhhhhh, augusta, bloody, bound, brkwtr, called, camping, coming, definately, fish, gawwwd, gear, god, hands, holidays, king, listen, lot, melb, port, portld, program, reel, rolleyes, scream, shed, stocktake, time, wait

Replies: 0
Views: 2,613

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2007 10:18 AM; by rgum

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FISHING

Duck Hunters

Started by John Saxton, 3rd January 2007 10:29 PM

$560.00, black, confused, continues, decide, dog, duck, dynamite, fuse, grabs, guns, heard, hunters, ice, lab, lake, master, navigator, payments, run, scream, shot, shotgun, standing, stick, stop, swelling, takes, truck, wisconsin

Replies: 13
Views: 2,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2007 11:14 PM; by soundman

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Flywire Door closer

Started by woodsprite, 10th October 2006 07:02 PM

appropriately, becasue, blowies, closer, cutting, door, doors, edge, flies, flywire, frame, ignore, lead, leave, lump, openend, people, pully, replace, scream, screen, shut, size, sliding, top, waht, water, weight, weighted, wise

Replies: 3
Views: 5,659

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2006 06:59 AM; by zathras

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Okay so...

Started by Wild Dingo, 18th May 2006 03:41 AM

1000, blasted, bloody, book, bought, buy, fence, fit, fork, friggin, half, included, incra, jigs, mad, mind, mob, mongrel, odd, opinion, price, ruddy, scream, set, shelled, slots, special, standard, stick, table

Replies: 10
Views: 2,954

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2006 10:38 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
INCRA JIGS

Ladders

Started by Caliban, 24th April 2006 03:41 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

ambulance, answers, bang, blundstones.bullsheet, bone, boots, cable, calls, crutches, cut, dies, favourite, found, hospital, kempsey, ladder, ladders, needles, pain, pins, plates, poke, radiographer, scream, signature, skin, son, weeks, wife, xrays

Replies: 45
Views: 5,955

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2006 12:26 PM; by CameronPotter

Forum:
SAFETY

Apoligies to Kiwi's but....

Started by bennylaird, 27th September 2005 11:24 AM

apoligies, breaks, carlos, chence, dejected, disheartened, eventually, feet, fufteen, guv, helen, hum, ken, kiwi, kiwis, minute, ninety, pandemonium, perplexed, scream, sigh, sivven, stadium, stamp, starts, stupid, wave, world

Replies: 14
Views: 1,776

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2005 09:57 PM; by Tonyz

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

This is special

Started by biotechy2k, 27th September 2005 01:51 PM

biotechy2k, bloke, cheers, enthusiest, fellow, furry, fuzzbutts, guys, hair, healthy, ignore, ladd, link, lolol, meet, pet, pretty, pull, rat, rats, reads, remarkable, rug, scream, short, special, time, touched, tough, truely

Replies: 2
Views: 1,475

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2005 06:35 PM; by biotechy2k

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

The Squeeze

Started by rod1949, 24th June 2005 04:06 PM

bar, bartender, bathroom, blood-curdling, bucket, customers, door, drunk, flush, heads, heard, hell, idiot, investigate, loud, minutes, mop, reverberates, scaring, scream, screaming, sitting, squeeze, squeezes, testicles, time, toilet

Replies: 1
Views: 1,067

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 04:38 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

From a screamer to a quiet home type

Started by dazzler, 23rd June 2005 06:49 PM

accesories, accessories, blue, cheers, dazzler, home, love, mmmmmmmmm, nice, orange, outfit, partner, path, quiet, quieter, scream, screamer, shed, silver, splashes, straight, subtle, tasteful, triton, tsc10hb, type, walks, wears, yells, yep

Replies: 12
Views: 1,991

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2005 11:40 PM; by soundman

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Bummer!!!

Started by arose62, 14th May 2005 09:16 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,519

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2005 07:01 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Thankyou Mr Bosch

Started by Iain, 5th May 2005 03:54 PM

2005, arrange, arrives, ball, bit, bosch, charger, cordless, day, driver, faulty, fix, greenie, hardware, heard, impressed, ixo, pick, prompt, quick, real, scream, shop, thankyou, tin, told, unit, wednesday, worries, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,655

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2005 03:54 PM; by Iain

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Signs That You Are Burnt Out

Started by Barry_White, 22nd December 2004 02:33 PM

ago, answer, badge, burnt, call, care, day, exploded, forget, friends, hell, home, immediately, instinctively, jail, jerk, leave, monday, party, phone, relaxing, scream, signs, sleep, timer, tired, upcoming, visions, week, weekend

Replies: 3
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2004 05:25 PM; by Barry_White

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WOODIES JOKES

In the spirit of Christmas 2

Started by outback, 12th December 2004 02:09 PM

$10.00, address, allowed, announcement, anonymous, ceo, christmas, date, december, director, employees, exchange, family, gift, gifts, happy, holiday, human, intended, lewis, party, patty, people, resources, santa, scream, sit, spirit, table, time

Replies: 1
Views: 1,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2004 06:08 PM; by scooter

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WOODIES JOKES

Nurse Nancy

Started by Bob Willson, 18th November 2004 02:25 PM

alomost, backwards, blood, boil, complaining, control, curldling, died, doctor, doctors, earlier, enema, enemas, god, hallway, heard, hour, hours, milligrams, morphine, nancy, nurse, prick, realized, scream, shes, smiths, sudden, told, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2004 02:25 PM; by Bob Willson

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Temper temper....

Started by HappyHammer, 20th July 2004 05:04 PM

boss, calmly, car, carried, cars, coming, girlfriend, hammer, headlights, heard, hit, home, hurtling, involved, kerb, loud, misses, mount, noise, phone, pitched, revving, scream, smashed, street, suddenly, temper, walked, walking, withdrew

Replies: 8
Views: 2,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2004 03:01 AM; by Wild Dingo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Spiders....Brrrrrr

Started by Gumby, 16th April 2004 11:27 PM

bastards, bite, bottom, bump, casting, chasing, contact, daily, eating, found, imagine, injected, instantly, iraq, makes, night, run, scream, shade, shadow, spider, spiders, spidersbrrrrrr, sun, tent, time, top, troops, waking, walking

Replies: 1
Views: 2,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2004 12:49 AM; by zymurgy

Forum:
NON WOODWORK

X-mas Spirit

Started by DaveInOz, 12th December 2003 11:27 AM

boy, bus, buy, car, children, christmas, dollar, dollars, dropped, entered, family, grabbed, heard, home, hundred, job, mall, meekly, money, mother, notes, poorly, realized, rushing, save, scream, siblings, spirit, whispered, xmas

Replies: 0
Views: 1,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2003 11:27 AM; by DaveInOz

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WOODIES JOKES

Vaseline

Started by Baz, 9th April 2003 10:52 PM

asleep, bathroom, bowl, day, eyes, farting, fingers, floor, footsteps, frantic, god, grace, guts, husband, laughing, morning, raced, reckoned, revenge, scream, shorts, sound, stop, tears, told, torture, turkey, upstairs, vaseline, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2003 10:52 PM; by Baz

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WOODIES JOKES

Back from the dead

Started by Gino, 21st February 2001 06:20 PM

address, anguished, appeal, arrival, arrived, beach, day, dead, departed, died, e-mail, elderly, error, gate, grieving, haste, home, hot, husband, message, miami, monitor, preachers, scream, screen, told, wait, weather, widow, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,017

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2001 08:47 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

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Careful what you wish for

abused chisels - worth a punt?

What makes the chisel brands so special?

Irish Sausage

Ode to Microsoft

Collingwood Joke

Belt sander

how do i seal an external wooden and security door to stop bugs getting through?

The curse of sheddie

New boat trailer build

Now It's My Turn tomartyr

Can't sell a thing.....Economy stuffed or what????

Please type carefully

2 Pilots

Biscuit Joiner

Cheap Airlines

The John

Ch 31 Melb.

Duck Hunters

Flywire Door closer

Okay so...

Ladders

Apoligies to Kiwi's but....

This is special

The Squeeze

From a screamer to a quiet home type

Bummer!!!

Thankyou Mr Bosch

Signs That You Are Burnt Out

In the spirit of Christmas 2

Nurse Nancy

Temper temper....

Spiders....Brrrrrr

X-mas Spirit

Vaseline

Back from the dead