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Kiss my …..

Started by MBM888, 2nd November 2012 04:04 PM

beauty, body, burned, cheek.kiss, couple, day, dear, doctor, donated, graft, honey, husband, kiss, kisses, mother, plenty, ranted, raved, relatives, repay, replied, severely, skin, thin, time, told, womans, worry, you.”, youthful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2012 04:53 PM; by A Duke

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Biker humour

Started by Woodwould, 4th February 2011 10:45 PM

bike, biker, bikers, bridge, burly, commit, deep, dressing, famous, finished, girl, humour, insensitive, jump, kiss, leader, lingering, miss, opportunity, parents, real, replied, riding, stopped, suicide, talent, tough, wasting, wow

Replies: 5
Views: 1,706

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2011 08:49 PM; by stuffy

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Airport Mistletoe

Started by Rodgera, 23rd December 2010 01:24 PM

airport, annoying, attendant, blared, christmas, closely, degree, elevator, forward, ghastly, goodbye, green, irritation, kiss, lady, loudspeakers, luggage, married, mistletoe, mockery, paint, pause, red, renditions, rounder, scale, sir, step, tacky, vent

Replies: 2
Views: 1,534

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2010 09:27 PM; by joe greiner

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Talking Frog

Started by fenderbelly, 8th October 2010 10:28 AM

72-years, age, beautiful, boat, bride, carefully, dreaming, envious, fish, frog, front, guy, hear, heard, kiss, looked, loves, nuts, pick, picked, pocket, reached, short, sitting, talking, time, top, voice, wisdom.

Replies: 3
Views: 1,687

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2010 10:05 PM; by Rodgera

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Look at what I scored!!!

Started by Sebastiaan56, 27th January 2010 07:30 AM

age, blackwood, decent, doors, finally, friend, handles, home, ideas, kerb, kiss, leave, moving, replace, replicas, scored, shelves, solid, tallboy, tools, veneers, wardrobe, wax

Replies: 7
Views: 2,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2010 09:19 PM; by mjmjm

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RESTORATION

Note to PETS

Started by WoodJunky, 8th November 2009 11:58 AM

bathroom, buy, call, cats, clothes, complain, dear, dishes, dogs, door, exit, food, furniture, hair, height, kiss, live, nose, note, owners, paw, pet, pets, prints, refrigerator, sleep, smell, stay, time, visit

Replies: 0
Views: 1,038

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2009 11:58 AM; by WoodJunky

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Big Bike Blonde

Started by Dennis Millard, 9th October 2009 04:48 PM

big, bike, bikie, blonde, bout, called, carrying, excuse, forgetting, girlfriend, haven;t, head, kiss, mate, missus, mouth, powerful, rake, remembered, scratched, shop, shoulder, stared, started, stop, straw, switch, talking, tum, yokel

Replies: 8
Views: 1,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2009 07:02 PM; by Ozkaban

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Pets.

Started by RETIRED, 4th September 2009 07:55 AM

attendance, bathroom, bottom, buy, canine/feline, cats, clothes, complain, dear, dishes, dog, dogs, door, exit, food, front, hair, kiss, kissing, live, message, non-pet, paw, pets, proper, required, sleep, smell, stay, time

Replies: 3
Views: 1,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2009 11:45 AM; by Ozkaban

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Abe & Esther

Started by Ed Reiss, 27th June 2009 09:23 PM

abe, answers, appeal, begged, beth, biggest, building, charity, cheque, crash, esther, forgive, fund, grabs, island, jewish, kiss, landing, month, pay, pledge, pulls, remember, responds, send, shaken, shalom, sweetheart, synagogue, united

Replies: 0
Views: 1,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2009 09:23 PM; by Ed Reiss

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What does love mean to you

Started by fenderbelly, 14th October 2008 10:10 AM

age, ann, anymore, arthritis, boy, buy, child, cindy, clothes, contest, cry, daddy, day, gross, kiss, kissing, left, love, loves, makes, mary, mummy, night, people, scared, sister, sleep, time, tired, waving

Replies: 1
Views: 1,707

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2008 12:57 PM; by WillBrook

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Where are my posts going

Started by BobR, 12th September 2008 07:58 PM

death, differences, email, forum, hve, included, kiss, learn, live, mine, months, notice, noticed, notification, pages, post, posts, previously, question, real, respond, rolling, select, start, started, system, thread, threads, threadsince, track

Replies: 7
Views: 1,606

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2008 10:24 PM; by BobR

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

The Buttocks

Started by fenderbelly, 12th August 2008 11:40 AM

beauty, body, buttocks, cheek, darling, day, dear, doctor, donate, emotion, friends, graft, handsome, husband, kiss, mans, mother, offered, overcome, possibly, relatives, repay, replied, sacrifice, secret, skin, skinny, time, wife, youthful

Replies: 3
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2008 10:25 AM; by wheelinround

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Maybe This Will Help Reduce The Divorce Rate?

Started by Metal Head, 8th July 2008 04:31 PM

bride, charge, chimney, church, couple, couples, divorce, kiss, luck, march, marriage, meets, party, pearson, pictures, posed, proceedings, rate, reduce, sam, saturday, son, speaking, stamped, successful, superstition, sweep, sweeps, wedding, weddings

Replies: 3
Views: 1,708

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2008 02:05 PM; by Toolin Around

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Before and After Marriage

Started by Barry_White, 12th June 2008 10:54 PM

bottom, chance, cheated, crazy, darling, hell, hit, jane, john, kiss, leave, love, marriage, read, top, trust, wait

Replies: 1
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2008 12:07 PM; by fenderbelly

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First Kiss

Started by Rodgera, 20th May 2008 02:28 PM

ahead, air, blue, button, confidence, crying, dad, darling, disheveled, favorite, girl, girls, hair, hand, hell, intercom, kiss, leans, light, loud, pajamas, pleeeeease, porch, risky, sister, sleepy, smiling, takes, voice, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2008 02:28 PM; by Rodgera

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forever young

Started by astrid, 11th January 2008 10:49 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

50s, 60s, allowed, associates, astridpeace2, bit, forever, gently, grandma, headbanging, idol, iggy, inxs, kelly, kiss, kool, loud, neighbours, oils, paul, play, pop, scary, smug, sneered, somthings, sort, teenagers, twenty, young

Replies: 33
Views: 4,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 03:38 PM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Good kisser

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th March 2008 11:51 AM

allan, blow, calendar, delightful, football, footballs, good, hinchinbrook, hint, hospital, kiss, kissed, kisser, learn, leaving, local, months, nurse, passion, ray, replied, short, slight, stay, stole, team

Replies: 3
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2008 12:22 AM; by tea lady

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Why Allan doesn't Kiss Victorian Females

Started by wheelinround, 6th March 2008 04:59 PM

allan, allen, bathroom, causing, clean, cleaned, cleaner, demonstrate, difficult, dipped, educators, explained, females, girls, kiss, lip, lipstick, long-handled, maintenance, major, mirror, mirrors, news, night, prints, required, squeegee, teachers, toilet, victorian

Replies: 10
Views: 2,096

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 03:43 PM; by Elbow

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listen and learn

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 25th February 2008 04:58 PM

army, aunt, car, daddy, daddys, dinner, evening, fainted, giving, helped, interrupt, jane, johnny, kiss, learn, listen, mommy, moral, pants, playground, shirt, started, story, supper, table, time, tonight, uncle, watched, woods

Replies: 1
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 09:59 PM; by munruben

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Uncharted Island

Started by munruben, 3rd February 2008 01:33 PM

abe, abie, american, answers, biggest, card, check, checks, crash, esther, express, forgive, forgot, grabs, island, kiss, landing, mastercard, month, pay, pbs, pledge, remember, responds, send, shaken, sweetheart, uncharted, visa

Replies: 2
Views: 1,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 09:20 AM; by wheelinround

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Priestly thoughts!!!!

Started by Rodgera, 19th January 2008 10:13 PM

alright, arriving, convent, habit, kiss, nun, priest, priestly, replies, thoughts, walk

Replies: 1
Views: 914

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2008 10:24 PM; by nev25

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The old guy & the frog..

Started by BazzaDLB, 11th January 2008 01:04 PM

absolutely, beautiful, changing, dead, decided, eye, figured, frog, frogs, garden, gorgeous, guess, guy, guys, heck, hotel, immediately, kiss, lonely, ooooooohhhhhhh, pet, pond, poop, princess, returned, rock, searched, sexy, suddenly, whispered

Replies: 1
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 01:16 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Out of the mouths of babes

Started by Barry Hicks, 27th December 2007 09:42 AM

#16, adds, answers, antlers, babes, bastard, calls, cow, daddy, deer, girl, hand, holds, horny, horse, horsey, hug, john, kid, kiss, moo, mouths, mummy, pair, picture, teacher, variation

Replies: 7
Views: 2,036

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2007 07:19 PM; by Barry Hicks

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computer programer

Started by wheelinround, 15th November 2007 03:36 PM

beautiful, bent, brave, called, computer, cool, cried, crossing, entire, finally, frog, girlfriend, hero, kiss, matter, picked, pocket, princess, programer, programmer, returned, road, smart, smiled, spoke, stay, talking, time, told, week

Replies: 0
Views: 912

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 03:36 PM; by wheelinround

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Goodbye kiss

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th September 2007 12:14 PM

allan, dying, goodbye, holiday, hope, kiss, kissing, stand, time, wife, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2007 06:06 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Touchie feelie sheyetie

Started by Cliff Rogers, 28th June 2007 12:17 AM

afterward, amazing, car, care, children, curiosity, door, feelie, funny, home, hugged, job, kiss, morning, night, passed, pick, remember, sheyetie, smiled, smiles, story, touchie, transformation, tree, troubles, underwent, walked, wife, wreathed

Replies: 14
Views: 1,726

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2007 12:15 PM; by reeves

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Dancing

Started by Cliff Rogers, 11th December 2006 10:30 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,556

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2006 09:50 PM; by Bluegum

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The Cabbie & The Nun

Started by Baz, 26th October 2006 07:42 PM

alley, blush, cab, cabbie, catholic, child, confess, crying, dear, driver, excited, fantasy, forgive, fulfills, halloween, hooker, jewish, kevin, kiss, lied, married, nun, offend, party, pull, road, single, sinned, staring, starts

Replies: 3
Views: 1,636

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2006 09:35 PM; by outback

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First Kiss

Started by bennylaird, 23rd October 2006 10:38 AM

breath, fresh, kiss, lean, mind, partner, questions, time, tongue, watching

Replies: 4
Views: 1,078

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2006 02:58 PM; by meerkat

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Caring Women

Started by Jack Plane, 24th May 2006 11:22 AM

amazement, arms, beach.he, blanket, caring, ear, fellow, hug, kiss, legs, looked, past, poor, screwed, sitting, smiled, tide, walked, walking, whispered, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2006 11:22 AM; by Jack Plane

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sensitive man

Started by doug the slug, 9th March 2006 10:38 AM

bar, bears, bedroom, chest, children, clothes, covering, coyly, cuddly, extensive, father, god, gorgeous, guy, hot, hundreds, impressed, kiss, man, meets, mention, middle, rip, sensitive, shelf, strokes, talk, teddy, thinking, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 06:55 PM; by Termite

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JOKES

Eight Engineering Jokes - some of these may be old...

Started by CameronPotter, 25th January 2006 09:54 AM

architect, artist, beautiful, bike, broke, civil, doctor, engineer, engineering, engineers, enjoyed, frog, glass, greens, half, jokes, keeper, kiss, mechanical, mistress, pastor, play, pocket, princess, slow, stay, time, understanding, waiting, wife

Replies: 9
Views: 2,944

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2006 03:48 PM; by graemet

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Bye-bye

Started by Wongo, 21st July 2005 05:46 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

ass, assistants, attention, behave, bye-bye, byebye, california, cats, dearest, dizzyland, don’t, dwarfs, forum, friends, hard, holiday, kentucky, kiss, leave, location, love, meet, pay, secret, short, sleeping, snow, taking, visiting, weeks

Replies: 71
Views: 6,320

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2005 04:04 PM; by craigb

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

OK I'll go second...

Started by Zed, 29th April 2005 04:05 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bbs, feeling, fizzes, friggin, frodo, gamgee, hobbits, kiss, log, lotr, love, sam, thier, throbbing

Replies: 31
Views: 5,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2005 07:20 PM; by Bob Willson

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Advice from Children

Started by simon c, 22nd March 2005 09:15 AM

advice, age, boys, buy, call, children, columns, craig, date, day, dead, decides, eighteen, kids, kiss, law, lot, married, marry, newspapers, pam, people, person, play, rich, single, sports, wife, world, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2005 09:15 AM; by simon c

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What a b1tch!

Started by DaveInOz, 4th March 2005 12:06 PM

404, 8-week, 875-6420, atlanta, b1tch, black, call, companionship, daisy, door, eating, found, front, hand, home, humane, kiss, labrador, male, nature, pickup, puppy, race, retriever, seeks, society, talking, unimportant, wearing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2005 12:06 PM; by DaveInOz

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A mistake using Outlook

Started by HappyHammer, 13th December 2004 03:47 PM

500, bloke, brad, cos, eek, email, kiss, leaving, mistake, night, outlook, people, reply, women

Replies: 8
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2004 09:32 AM; by HappyHammer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

1st date

Started by whiskers, 10th October 2004 10:29 PM

1st, arriving, boy, breasts, bring, confronted, date, disgrace, disgraced, evening, family, firstly, fondle, fondled, home, kiss, kissed, lesson, life, maria, momma, remembering, replied, time, top

Replies: 0
Views: 1,620

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2004 10:29 PM; by whiskers

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the gift

Started by DaveInOz, 16th June 2004 05:52 PM

bought, coming, contact, doubt, folded, friday, fur, gift, gloves, hands, hope, kiss, looked, love, night, note, p.s, pair, panties, remember, sister, smart, soiled, style, sweetheart, sweethearts, time, times, wear, wearing

Replies: 3
Views: 1,736

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2004 08:29 AM; by AlexS

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Thank you

Started by ozwinner, 8th June 2004 07:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

beats, bob, cheers, connected, crawling, girls, guys, hands, hey, kiss, learn, manly, neil, nufnufs, provideing, putting, realy, robbo, shane, sucking, woodwork

Replies: 19
Views: 4,172

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2004 07:56 PM; by Bob Willson

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Getting old has its good side.

Started by Robert WA, 18th April 2004 03:10 PM

airport, answer, bedtime, bits, cats, chase, dogs, fat, god, good, grandma, grandmother, grandparents, grown, kiss, lived, lives, married, mind, prayers, questions, read, skip, smart, spend, stay, story, television, time, ups

Replies: 1
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2004 03:22 PM; by echnidna

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The Mistress

Started by Geoff Dean, 6th April 2004 05:42 PM

arm, barbados, beautiful, club, decision, dinner, friend, garage, husband, infinity, jim, kiss, lexus, mistress, mouthed, mutual, paris, prettier, replies, restaurant, shopping, summers, table, trips, tuscany, walks, wife, winters, woman, yacht

Replies: 0
Views: 1,397

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2004 05:42 PM; by Geoff Dean

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Playing around

Started by Driver, 5th November 2003 04:39 PM

agree, amazed, badly, bastard, burst, car, company, day, ego, golf, he’s, home, hotel, kiss, lot, managed, match, misjudge, morning, passionately, play, playing, pulls, reaction, round, situation, suggests, tears, tells, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,888

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2003 04:39 PM; by Driver

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SNAG (Sensitive New Age Guy)

Started by Driver, 12th May 2003 11:10 PM

afterglow, age, apartment, bears, beauty, bottom, clothes, decides, guy, hot, impressed, intense, kiss, love, lying, mention, night, passion, prize, rip, rolls, scroll, sensitive, shelf, smiling, snag, steamy, surprised, teddy, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,836

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2003 06:52 PM; by waco

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Engineers

Started by Grue, 15th August 2003 12:49 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2003 12:49 AM; by Grue

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comprehending engineers

Started by Gino, 12th June 2003 08:12 PM

architect, artist, beautiful, bike, broke, civil, comprehending, discussing, doctor, engineer, engineers, enjoyed, frog, glass, greens, guys, keeper, kiss, mechanical, mistress, pastor, play, pocket, princess, replied, smiled, stay, time, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,734

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2003 02:57 AM; by Keith Jeeves

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One for the older readers

Started by Eastie, 28th May 2003 12:09 PM

age, beautiful, calls, carefully, chap, deep, faint, feet, fella, frame, frog, hobbling, kiss, minutes, older, picks, pocket, princess, readers, replies, street, suddenly, talking, tiny, totters, voice, walking, wicked, zimma

Replies: 0
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2003 12:09 PM; by Eastie

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from the mouths of babes

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:47 PM

age, babes, boys, call, columns, date, day, dead, decides, favourite, home, kelvin, kids, kiss, law, marriage, married, marry, mouths, pam, people, person, play, pretty, rich, ricky, run, single, sports, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,705

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2002 10:40 PM; by AlexS

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Bumface.

Started by RETIRED, 22nd April 2001 11:57 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2001 08:40 PM; by John Saxton

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To true

Started by hook, 29th August 2000 08:04 PM

bring, buy, care, caress, comfort, compliment, cuddle, dine, earth, food, hold, honour, hug, impress, kiss, listen, love, money, naked, protect, respect, spend, stand, stroke, support, tease, true, wine, woman

Replies: 7
Views: 2,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2000 07:53 PM; by John Saxton

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