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Finally Got a Job!

Started by smallcrafter, 8th October 2012 03:35 AM

800.00, age, check, couple, customer, drive, economy, fifteen, finally, guys, hand, hired, house, job, list, minute, month, needless, paychecks, public, relief, representative, retired, retirement, service, start, tomorrow, tool, tools, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2012 09:29 AM; by johnredl

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Smart Girl

Started by Breslauer, 9th June 2012 09:41 AM

angered, anne, bed, bellevue, cell, continuous, cross, diatribe, eric, fifteen, girl, guess, heart, hey, loudly, meeting, minutes, phone, public, sitting, smart, stupid, sweetheart, talking, thirty, top, train, voice, woman, yelled

Replies: 4
Views: 2,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2012 09:42 PM; by John Williams

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JOKES

Hey there to everyone!

Started by devils wood, 9th April 2011 06:00 PM

basis, bit, chat, collection, enjoying, fifteen, folks, fun, growing, hand, hey, including, joined, kid, learned, loved, minded, moment, money, offen, plan, planes, real, short, stop, time, tool, visit, wood, written

Replies: 5
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2011 11:12 AM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Something oozing from silky oak

Started by pippi, 19th October 2010 04:20 PM

action, advice, application, applying, coat, desk, feels, fifteen, free, grain, happening, hurry, issue, loss, oak, oil, ooze, oozing, previously, project, raising, restoration, rough, sanded, silk, silky, smooth, surface, total, yrs

Replies: 4
Views: 1,683

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2010 09:24 AM; by Wallnut

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FINISHING

Collingwood Joke

Started by Lignum, 11th December 2009 12:51 AM

arms, begin, breaks, chance, collingwood, crying, dane, dejected, disheartened, eddie, eventually, fans, feet, fifteen, joke, nick, ninety, pandemonium, perplexed, scream, sigh, stadium, stamp, starts, stupid, swan, wave, world, yell

Replies: 5
Views: 3,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 07:01 AM; by artme

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JOKES

Few Funnies for the Day

Started by Shrek3, 21st April 2009 10:12 PM

angel, balding, bright, bushes, crap, curiosity, day, emerged, female, fifteen, funnies, grinning, grins, guy, head, hold, life, male, minutes, pigeon, sending, soldier, statue, statues, time, walks, wide, widely, winking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2009 10:12 PM; by Shrek3

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JOKES

Football problem

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th March 2009 07:14 PM

allan, arrival, arrive, arrived, ball, board, bounced, club, discovered, fifteen, football, forward, games, interruption, kick, kicked, late, minutes, play, players, problem, received, score, stern, streamed, time, umpire, umpires, wallan, warning

Replies: 0
Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2009 07:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

The early bird.

Started by Papa, 5th December 2008 05:05 PM

7am, bird, catch, door, early, fifteen, front, happened, knocking, minutes, noon, thirty

Replies: 4
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2008 10:38 AM; by Papa

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Structured Workplace Learning-Perth,Western Australia

Started by Wooden Mechanic, 2nd December 2008 08:07 PM

australia, choosing, companies, company, education, employee, employees, employer, employers, employment, fifteen, furniture, harlan, information, learning, learningperth, opportunity, person, program, required, school, seeking, shop, structured, student, students, swl, un-paid, western, workplace

Replies: 5
Views: 3,022

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2008 04:42 PM; by dennford

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

Barry's Hair Cut

Started by wheelinround, 3rd April 2008 09:54 AM

barry, buzz, cents, checked, clerk, cut, fifteen, futuristic, hair, haircut, hands, head, inserted, looked, machine, manicured, perfectly, pulled, read, salesman, service, sign, slot, spin, started, stuck, trembling, unzipped, withdraw, wives

Replies: 0
Views: 1,036

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2008 09:54 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Barry's dilemna

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th March 2008 05:35 PM

added, allan, barry, barrys, calendar, chemist, complained, constipated, container, day, details, dilemna, fifteen, forgot, front, gate, head, home, house, lived, months, pink, powder, replied, stole, toilet, told, train, travel, yards

Replies: 12
Views: 2,020

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 09:14 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

A truckie

Started by MICKYG, 4th February 2008 03:58 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,053

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 09:51 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

Better Preaching

Started by Rodgera, 7th January 2008 03:53 AM

continued, fifteen, finished, hour, minutes, preacher, preaching, replied, spoke, sunday, visiting, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 933

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 10:18 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Gettin' Even

Started by Black Ned, 30th October 2007 03:39 PM

angel, branches, bushes, crap, dashed, deal, emerged, female, fifteen, gettin, giggling, grins, head, hold, it`s, i`ll, i`m, laughter, life, male, minutes, pigeon, shaking, shortly, statue, statues, time, wide, widely, winking

Replies: 0
Views: 945

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2007 03:39 PM; by Black Ned

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JOKES

air conditioner gas leak

Started by ceagle, 28th September 2007 08:55 PM

$1000, $600, air, assured, attempting, bad, based, charge, charged, close, conditioner, cost, detect, feel, fifteen, gas, leak, leaks.each, mechanic, money, nitrogen, previous, pumped, re-gassed, runs, throwing, time, told, unit

Replies: 3
Views: 2,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2007 08:03 PM; by Ashore

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Building under a house on the cheap.

Started by Fantapantz, 14th August 2003 11:13 PM

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Replies: 6
Views: 5,886

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2007 08:25 PM; by pyro_15

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

A History Lesson

Started by WoodyKnot, 13th April 2007 09:48 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,803

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2007 01:21 AM; by Schtoo

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JOKES

Quicky

Started by echnidna, 13th March 2007 06:11 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2007 06:18 PM; by fred.n

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JOKES

Justice

Started by Bob38S, 23rd June 2006 11:42 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2006 08:27 AM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

Caddy Advice

Started by Rodgera, 18th May 2006 02:03 PM

advice, argued, ball, bit, caddy, confident, dare, eek, estimate, fifteen, four-wood, front, game, gentleman, giving, golfer, handed, immediately, par, proceeded, putt, putter, rolled, standing, suggested, tee, top, watched, wedge, yards

Replies: 1
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th May 2006 04:22 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Cowboy Chilli

Started by normell, 23rd January 2006 10:21 PM

ahead, arms, blankly, bottom, bowl, chili, chilli, cowboy, dead, delight, eagerly, eat, fifteen, folded, immediately, manner, minutes, mouse, nah, notices, pukes, quietly, reaches, shocking, sight, slides, spooning, staring, starts, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2006 10:21 PM; by normell

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JOKES

Order in court!

Started by Driver, 11th November 2005 06:52 PM

arrested, bastard, beating, borrow, charged, contempt, continued, court, courtroom, daughter, death, door, fifteen, gob####e, gob####ing, i’ve, judge, lived, miserable, order, paddy, responded, rotten, spanner, stood, time, upset, voice, yelled, you’re

Replies: 0
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2005 06:52 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

Bread makers

Started by Daddles, 8th June 2005 12:03 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

beep, bread, butter, cheers, eek, expect, extra, fifteen, fresh, house, kids, lad, lass, lasted, loaf, magic, makers, minutes, overly, rates, reeks, remember, richard, sandwich, sandwiches, stuffed, tad, thick, whisky, worth

Replies: 22
Views: 3,545

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2005 04:05 PM; by nic

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

too much reading

Started by Breslauer, 23rd May 2005 04:59 AM

ago, cell, day, days, drinking, eating, fifteen, healthy, heard, kill, meat, morning, phone, read, reading, red, sex, smoking, stay, stopped, twelve, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2005 04:59 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

Bugger!

Started by Christopha, 1st May 2005 09:47 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,338

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2005 10:04 AM; by JackoH

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JOKES

Is dat you?

Started by Christopha, 5th November 2004 10:53 AM

angel, appeared, bushes, continue, couple, dat, emerged, female, fifteen, giggling, head, hold, life, listened, looked, male, minutes, pigeon, puzzled, rustling, satisfied, smiled, smiling, snapping, statue, statues, time, twigs, watch

Replies: 1
Views: 1,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2004 05:36 AM; by popawisky

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JOKES

The big member - hope you can count

Started by Ray from Toronto, 16th October 2002 08:46 AM

big, called, count, dashed, dejectedly, doctor, fifteen, forest, frog, grinning, head, hope, ideal, inches, lit, looked, marry, member, monster, pond, replied, replies, screamed, shorter, suddenly, times, witch, woody, wow, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2002 10:03 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

You'll like this one

Started by Gino, 20th July 2001 12:05 AM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2001 11:50 AM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Paddy

Started by Iain, 27th October 2000 07:59 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2000 07:59 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

pussy joke with decorum ( ho-hum!)

Started by John Saxton, 27th September 2000 10:11 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2000 10:11 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Deaf

Started by RETIRED, 14th November 1999 06:30 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,895

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 1999 06:30 AM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

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Finally Got a Job!

Smart Girl

Hey there to everyone!

Something oozing from silky oak

Collingwood Joke

Few Funnies for the Day

Football problem

The early bird.

Structured Workplace Learning-Perth,Western Australia

Barry's Hair Cut

Barry's dilemna

A truckie

Better Preaching

Gettin' Even

air conditioner gas leak

Building under a house on the cheap.

A History Lesson

Quicky

Justice

Caddy Advice

Cowboy Chilli

Order in court!

Bread makers

too much reading

Bugger!

Is dat you?

The big member - hope you can count

You'll like this one

Paddy

pussy joke with decorum ( ho-hum!)

Deaf