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Best score ever from the scrap yard

Started by RedShirtGuy, 15th April 2014 10:14 PM

$20, action, attached, bali, beats, blah, boards, brushed, bucks, check, cry, debris, decomposing, delicately, fifty, gentle, muddy, plane, ppps, reached, score, scrap, spell, thunk, timber, trigger, tug, whatchamacallits, whoda, yard

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2014 03:55 PM; by rrich

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Wife

Started by BEKKY, 2nd June 2013 05:29 PM

answers, bill, closer, crumpled, dollar, dollars, ear, fifty, garage…, intrigued, keith, leans, low, no.”, sexy, stepping, thirty, thousand, totally, twenty, up?”, voice, whispers, wife, “have, “no-o-o-o.”, “now”, “then, “uh, “well”

Replies: 1
Views: 1,139

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2013 06:18 PM; by A Duke

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JOKES

50 Sheds of Grey

Started by Bushmiller, 13th November 2012 06:39 PM

book, bottom, brandishing, concerns, cried, fifty, forum, garden, grey, happily, idea, me”, pain?”, read, real, replied, shed, sheds, stilettos, treat, window, woodies, workbench, “are, “harder”, “i’m, “very, “you

Replies: 5
Views: 1,747

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2012 04:00 PM; by hybridfiat

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JOKES

Secret of a happy marriage

Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd July 2012 10:26 AM

allan, continued, fancy, fellow, fifty, girlfriends, happy, marriage, mine, nights, restaurant, secret, week, wife, woodies

Replies: 1
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2012 11:04 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Great weekend

Started by artme, 11th December 2011 08:45 PM

70the, birthday, bit, caboolture, caught, cousin, cousins, don, dropped, extra, family, feeling, fifty, glorious, great, irstly, lifted, met, oggled, phil, pices, spirits, superbunny, swmbo, weekend

Replies: 1
Views: 961

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2011 09:48 PM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

VIP Impression

Started by Rodgera, 23rd February 2011 02:47 PM

appointed, blew, box, building, buttons, cardboard, division, employed, employees, fifty, fingers, firm, fuse, impression, lookout, machine, manufacturing, morning, poised, pressed, printing, quickly, scrambled, shut, start-up, tidy, unison, vip, wife, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2011 02:47 PM; by Rodgera

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Nursing Home Tunes we will here

Started by wheelinround, 30th July 2009 11:48 AM

abba--, bathroom, commodores, feel, fifty, gaye, grape, hair, harem---, hear, heard, home, homes, johnny, leo, liver, lose, marvin, nash, nursing, nuts, paul, procedure, procol, sayer, shade, simon---, times, tunes, whiter

Replies: 1
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2009 07:03 AM; by dr4g0nfly

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JOKES

A question about extension cords

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 12th February 2009 03:30 PM

cord, cords, distance, extension, fifty, guess, holders, join, joined, length, limit, metres, plug, plugs, power, question, read, renovateforum.com, run, safe, shed, temporarily, thirty, thread, trouble, wether, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,598

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2009 03:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

food for thought!

Started by FRB Design, 29th August 2008 09:03 PM

1.5, 317hrs, 4min, 528.3, averages=, benevolent, commitment, date, day, days, dictator, fifty, food, hundred, min, month, person, post, starting, thought, thousand, threads, tread, woodworking

Replies: 5
Views: 1,689

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2008 10:33 PM; by Calm

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Member Name Cryptics 4

Started by Outbackrr, 6th July 2008 12:18 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amorphous, apprentice, associate, baker.”, box, confuse, create, cryptics, deutsch, douglas, drifted, excrement, fifty, floated, guy, home, it’s, mass, measure, member, moor, office;, rider, short, silver, solid, story, view, well-founded, “why

Replies: 21
Views: 4,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2008 11:45 PM; by WoodJunky

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Morris and his wife Ester went to the state fair

Started by WoodJunky, 24th June 2008 10:43 PM

chance, charge, daredevil, dollars, entire, ester, esther, fair, fancy, fell, fifty, golly, heard, helicopter, impressed, kinds, landed, maneuvers, morris, overheard, pilot, quiet, replied, ride, state, tricks, truth, wife, word, yell

Replies: 1
Views: 1,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2008 09:31 AM; by Ozkaban

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Stage play

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th April 2008 04:14 PM

actor, allan, announced, barry, calendar, effort, fancied, fifty, john, married, mate, months, persisting, play, pleased, proudly, secured, speaking, stage, stole, time, upcoming

Replies: 2
Views: 1,519

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 05:31 PM; by kekemo

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Prince Charles

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd December 2007 09:45 AM

,there, avoid, b@st@rd, camilla, charles, corner, day, decided, explanation, fifty, figured, hed, hooker, hundred, jog, jogged, jogging, outings, pair, past, pounds, prince, prostitutes, shed, street, tight, watched, wife, yell, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2007 10:07 AM; by munruben

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Old ladies swearing

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th December 2007 09:25 AM

allan, bingo, calls, dying, fifty, hope, ladies, lettered, suddenly, swear, swearing, time, utter, word, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,096

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2007 04:21 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Dear Wife

Started by wheelinround, 7th December 2007 08:59 AM

ago, anymore;, borrowed, boxers, coincidence, cooked, dear, dollars, eating, ex-husband, favorite, fifty, hell, home, hope, job, letter, life, love, loved, meal, morning, notice, p.s, quit, silk, sister, soaps, week, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 12:23 PM; by munruben

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Professor and the student

Started by munruben, 25th November 2007 05:07 PM

$100, $50, 100%, 50%, attached, bill, blank, book, class, couple, days, dollar, eagerly, essay, exam, fail, failing, fifty, finals, grading, note, pages, pinned, professor, read, received, report, reveal, student, written

Replies: 0
Views: 1,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2007 05:07 PM; by munruben

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Jewish Funeral

Started by Iain, 4th August 2007 09:31 AM

$500, carats, computed, donated, drinks, exclaimed, fifty, food, funeral, half, jewish, memorial, nice, nodded, quickly, rabbis, rest, rose, sadie, services, shiva, shul, stone, thousand, vey, whisper, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,076

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2007 09:31 AM; by Iain

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Hardware story

Started by munruben, 16th July 2007 05:25 PM

building, fifty, hammer, handle, hardware, head, local, picks, replace, salesman, store, story, supply, tells, timer, times, tools

Replies: 0
Views: 999

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2007 05:25 PM; by munruben

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Getting Old

Started by Grunt, 20th April 2007 10:19 PM

baby, bathroom, commode, commodores---, fall, feel, fifty, gore---, hair, harem---, hear, helen, kidney, leo, leslie, liver, lose, napping, nelson---, paul, procol, reddy---, sayer---, shade, simon---, snore, temptations---, times, whiter, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,595

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2007 10:05 AM; by Geoff Dean

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fascia repair/replacment

Started by joniere, 13th November 2006 02:38 AM

appreciated, bad, blokes, corners, durable, equally, fascia, fifty, finish, gable, gables, guttering, house, meet, non-gable, nowadays, oregon, pine, repair or replacment, replace, return, rotten, short, sound, suggested, suggestions/advice, terribly, timber, treated, warp

Replies: 7
Views: 4,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2006 05:33 PM; by Jacksin

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

If You're Over Fifty - This Will Make You Laugh!

Started by DPB, 14th January 2006 11:32 PM

fifty, http://tinyurl.com/btn4x, laugh, make

Replies: 3
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2006 09:46 PM; by ernknot

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With apologies to Zed...

Started by AlexS, 25th May 2005 10:39 PM

amusement, apologies, belts, blonde, blondes, brakes, car, carefully, chimpanzees, chimps, crowd, demanded, diego, dollars, driver, driving, fifty, hours, left, money, movies, road, san, screech, seat, strapped, suddenly, truck, zed, zoo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2005 10:39 PM; by AlexS

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True Doctor Stories

Started by Baz, 30th March 2004 09:15 PM

body, cab, complete, died, discovered, doctor, elderly, fifty, hoped, husband, include, instructions, jelly, kentucky, line, massive, patch, patient, patients, quickly, read, rebecca, removal, replied, stories, told, true, twenty, undress, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2004 09:15 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Not a joke. Just a bit of fun.

Started by ubeaut, 16th October 2000 01:14 AM

131 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 131

2000, 2000.], 2nd, add, alphabet, association, bit, day, edited, feel, fifty, free, fun, joke, life, message, mind, october, pages, person, persons, post, replies, suggest, times, ubeaut, word, words, yoursalf, [this

Replies: 1,956
Views: 246,855

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2002 01:42 PM; by ubeaut

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Tradesmen 4

Started by Craig Euler, 21st August 2001 12:10 AM

$48, $50, arrived, bill, broke, bucks, called, couple, duly, fifty, hammer, handed, hit, hitting, husband, itemised, knowing, machine, maintenence, mighty, minutes, pulled, started, straight, studied, tradesman, tradesmen, wall, washing, whack

Replies: 0
Views: 1,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2001 12:10 AM; by Craig Euler

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Two Old Pensioners ;)

Started by John Saxton, 4th July 2000 01:35 AM

ago, collapse, equates, experiences, fence, fifty, finally, flying, gas, goffy, holiday, lady, life, met, movement, pensioners, phenomenal.limbs, pulls, reflecting, remember, shag, single, sitting, stop, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2000 01:35 AM; by John Saxton

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a boy and his frog

Started by Gino, 22nd June 2000 07:02 PM

baby-sitter, bastard, boy, catch, counter, dad, dead, dollars, fifty, frog, hell, home, killed, madam, milkman, mom, past, piece, prostitute, pulling, replies, sex, shell, slams, smile, son, string, syphilis, takes, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 2,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2000 08:52 AM; by AlexS

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Best score ever from the scrap yard

The Wife

50 Sheds of Grey

Secret of a happy marriage

Great weekend

VIP Impression

Nursing Home Tunes we will here

A question about extension cords

food for thought!

Member Name Cryptics 4

Morris and his wife Ester went to the state fair

Stage play

Prince Charles

Old ladies swearing

Dear Wife

Professor and the student

Jewish Funeral

Hardware story

Getting Old

fascia repair/replacment

If You're Over Fifty - This Will Make You Laugh!

With apologies to Zed...

True Doctor Stories

Not a joke. Just a bit of fun.

Tradesmen 4

Two Old Pensioners ;)

a boy and his frog