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Tequilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Started by Glenrob, 15th August 2013 04:30 PM

$10, bad, bar, bartender, bull, call, can.tears, chained, cheeks, drink, drinks, fast, grabs, hands, jar, money, notices, nuts, pass, pay, pit, quart, staggers, stays, stream, tequila, tequilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, tests, tooth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2013 04:30 PM; by Glenrob

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JOKES

Sydney Central & North Coast & Newcastle Woodturners

Started by Salty, 5th March 2012 02:49 PM

accounts, author, awayo, boxes, broadmeadow, central, chris, close, clubhouse, coast, demo, details, hosting, hunter, newcastle, north, notices, polished, presenter.cool, quick, rail, showgrounds, special, station, stott, sydney, walk, woodturners, woodturning, world

Replies: 0
Views: 2,549

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2012 02:49 PM; by Salty

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EVENTS

Alan and Ray building a shed

Started by munruben, 6th May 2011 10:36 PM

alan, bag, bit, building, ceiling, floorboards, head, heads, nail, nailing, nails, notices, picks, prided, ray, replied, shed, smarter, started, stupid, throw, tossed, wallan, wrong

Replies: 6
Views: 1,679

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2011 02:06 PM; by Rum Pig

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JOKES

Computerised farming

Started by Frank&Earnest, 24th June 2010 12:59 PM

computerised, drive, ewes, farming, faulty, found, night, notices, ram, upgraded, upset, visibly

Replies: 0
Views: 921

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2010 12:59 PM; by Frank&Earnest

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JOKES

windows

Started by weisyboy, 23rd December 2009 11:20 PM

cable, computer, cos, dose, downloaded, easy, fig, fight, file, funny, install, jsut, loged, machine, microsoft, network, notices, phone, readdy, sorce, stan, stupid, teh, tehm, unpluged, untrusted, updates, warnings, windows, winger

Replies: 7
Views: 1,793

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2009 08:05 PM; by hughie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hi Tech

Started by Breslauer, 3rd March 2009 08:59 AM

alpha, attractive, bar, bloody, bond, broken, date, explains, fast, giggles, hour, james, lady, moment, notices, panties, replies, smirks, special, state-of-the-art, talk, taps, tech, telepathically, telling, walks, watch, waves, wearing, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,888

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2009 07:12 AM; by les88

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JOKES

blonde again

Started by texx, 16th January 2009 08:46 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

blonde, bloody, boy, decides, field, fun, goalie, here.he, job, kids, know.she, notices, pity, play, running, speak, standing, stay, takes, teacher

Replies: 15
Views: 3,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2009 09:54 PM; by ficfac

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JOKES

Locker room

Started by munruben, 29th September 2008 10:36 PM

car, changing, found, game, locker, notices, pair, putting, replies, room, seat, start, stockings, suspenders, tennis, wearing, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2008 03:17 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

An Irishman at a bar in New York City

Started by WoodJunky, 1st March 2008 05:42 PM

bar, bloody, broken, buy, city, date, drink, fast, giggles, hour, irishman, lady, minutes, nearby, notices, panties, replies, running, sitting, smirks, state-of-the-art, taps, telepathically, telling, testing, times, watch, wearing, woman, york

Replies: 1
Views: 1,401

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2008 06:55 PM; by rsser

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JOKES

Mr Fixit

Started by nev25, 26th February 2008 12:44 AM

bake, bakers, beer, cake, cried, delight, door, enquired, fix, fixed, fixit, flickering, forehead, fridge, home, honey, left, light, nice, notices, offered, pub, repairs, replied, sex, steps, stopped, told, written, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 936

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2008 12:44 AM; by nev25

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JOKES

Coincidence?

Started by Toyboy, 22nd February 2008 04:48 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2008 11:38 PM; by wayfarer

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JOKES

Watermelons & Kids

Started by MICKYG, 6th February 2008 09:58 AM

careful, clever, cyanide, day, disturbed, drives, eat, farmer, field, idea, injected, kids, local, missing, night, notices, patch, post, raised, read, run, scare, sign, sneak, two.wink, warning, watermelon, watermelons, week

Replies: 3
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2008 01:36 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Shipwrecked woodie

Started by Barry Hicks, 16th December 2007 08:01 AM

animals, ashore, birds, island, light, marooned, night, notices, purple, sand, shipwrecked, skin, sky, surprise, trees, wanders, washed, woodie

Replies: 2
Views: 1,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2007 05:10 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

The blue ribbon

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th December 2007 05:50 PM

blue, blues, duly, family, fell, fella, found, gear, husband, jewels, night, notices, piece, prizes, remember, ribbon, ribbons, searched, sewing, testicles, tied, toilet, trick, wakes, wanders, wearing, wife, won, woodie, woodies

Replies: 0
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 05:50 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

The Welsh Farmer

Started by Barry_White, 21st November 2007 08:00 PM

cachu, calls, cows, cup, don’t, drink, drinking, english?”, farmer, fed, fields, hand, hands, horses, irish, language, means, notices, pond, replies, s#&t, speak, translated, understand, walking, water, water”, welsh, welshman, “yes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,111

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 10:46 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Cake or bed (one for the mob from Venus)

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th October 2007 09:14 AM

bed, cake, decides, door, fix, fixed, forehead, fridge, hall, home, honey, house, husband, light, mob, nice, notices, offered, pub, repairs, replied, sort, steps, told, treated, venus, walks, wife, written, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2007 09:14 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Clock Room (apologies if you have read/heard it before!!)

Started by BazzaDLB, 3rd October 2007 02:13 PM

,he, ,what, apologies, arrival, belong, ceiling, clock, clocks, cooling, dies, explained, fan, fast, faster, guy, heaven, lies, looked, lot, noticed, notices, people, peter, politicians, read or heard, room, run, told

Replies: 0
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 02:13 PM; by BazzaDLB

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JOKES

little fire truck

Started by soundman, 26th July 2007 05:15 PM

cats, cheers, closer, coiled, collar, dogs, engine, faster, fighter, fighters, fire, fireman, girl, helmet, middle, notices, partner, pulled, replies, rig, rope, run, siren, sweetly, testicles, tie, tied, truck, wagon, wearing

Replies: 1
Views: 1,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2007 05:39 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

buying a lawn mower - advice please

Started by Mindabout, 2nd June 2007 03:56 PM

$100, advice, arrived, buying, call, checking, couple, decent, decided, fuel, grandfather, grandparents, guess, landloard, lawn, maintenance, mow, mower, notices, offer, pay, pick, prices, push, reasonable, school, spend, start, starting, websites

Replies: 5
Views: 4,936

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2007 10:09 AM; by dazzler

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Contacting moderators...

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 25th March 2007 07:22 PM

affor, ammo, attention, button, contacting, correct, cos, eventually, flag, forum, hope, idle, matter, mod, moderators, mods, moves, msg, notices, overlapping, patrol, post, quickly, report, respond, slew, spot, stick, thread, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 1,765

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2007 11:58 PM; by ubeaut

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Seedy Cafe

Started by Baz, 6th February 2007 03:45 PM

ahead, blankly, bottom, bowl, cafe, chilli, dead, delight, eagerly, folded, immediately, manchester, mind, minutes, mouse, notices, pukes, quietly, reaches, seedy, shocking, sight, sits, sitting, slides, spooning, staring, starts, walks, youngster

Replies: 1
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2007 04:06 PM; by WoodGirl

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JOKES

a rotting joke

Started by goat, 13th November 2006 08:36 AM

5th, 7th, 9th, ambles, backward, caretaker, composed, crowd, day, decomposing, expert, explanation, grave, graveyard, graveyards, joke, music, notices, played, playing, return, reverse, rotting, scholar, spread, symphonies, symphony, time, word, worry

Replies: 4
Views: 1,992

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2006 03:19 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

calender stretch

Started by John Saxton, 6th November 2006 08:56 PM

answers, boy, boys, calender, college, cool, dad, display, exclaimed, eye, february, friday, january, march, married, notices, pack, package, picking, picks, replied, replies, saturday, school, sigh, son, stretch, sunday, tear, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,343

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2006 08:56 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Second Notice

Started by Rodgera, 3rd August 2006 10:42 PM

apologetically, bill, collector, collectors, confided, effective, found, hastening, notice, notices, office, overdue, overlooked, paid, received, send, smile, strongly, taxes, taxpayer, worded

Replies: 0
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2006 10:42 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Gas leak?

Started by inferno6688, 11th July 2006 08:02 PM

aust, call, cheers, confused, eek, energy, gas, guys, hey, leak, meter, normal, notices, smell, strong

Replies: 7
Views: 2,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2006 07:21 PM; by inferno6688

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Ceiling Paint - Pink to white

Started by notrot, 18th September 2005 09:26 PM

advance, afternoon, aparently, bits, bunnings, buy, cceiling, ceiling, chap, commited, conventional, fantastic, finish, fries, hwat, notices, paint, painted, paul, pink, spent, white

Replies: 12
Views: 10,043

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2006 08:03 PM; by versetcat

Forum:
PAINTING

The photo

Started by silentC, 27th June 2006 10:03 AM

answers, bedside, boyfriend, brother, continues, dad, decides, demands, ear, ex-husband, fred, girlfriend, hell, hoping, imagining, inquires, love, nervously, nibbling, night, notices, photo, reassured, replies, silly, snuggling, staring, surgery, table, thought;

Replies: 5
Views: 1,887

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2006 08:24 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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JOKES

One for the kids

Started by Carry Pine, 18th April 2006 12:52 PM

carpet, carpeting, cigarettes, crawl, easy, finished, flat, guinea, hey, joke, kid, kids, knock, layer, layers, lounge, love, lump, mallet, middle, minute, mister, notices, oldie, pig, pocket, rubber, top, walks, yeh

Replies: 2
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2006 09:29 AM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

Cowboy Chilli

Started by normell, 23rd January 2006 10:21 PM

ahead, arms, blankly, bottom, bowl, chili, chilli, cowboy, dead, delight, eagerly, eat, fifteen, folded, immediately, manner, minutes, mouse, nah, notices, pukes, quietly, reaches, shocking, sight, slides, spooning, staring, starts, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2006 10:21 PM; by normell

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JOKES

Must Be The Heat.

Started by Termite, 30th December 2005 07:56 PM

bottom, bullsthingy, format, forum, heat, list, mad, notices, originator, posts, powers, stuffing, thread, unread, updated, visit

Replies: 2
Views: 1,673

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2005 09:07 AM; by Termite

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

cake or bed.

Started by Bluegum, 22nd November 2005 08:35 PM

bake, bar, bed, beer, cake, cried, door, enters, fix, fixed, football, forehead, fridge, game, hall, hellooooo, home, honey, house, howd, left, light, notices, repairs, replied, sat, steps, watching, wife, written

Replies: 2
Views: 1,384

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 09:09 PM; by ele__13

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JOKES

Cake or BED

Started by gemi_babe, 30th September 2004 11:29 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,464

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2004 11:36 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Cold Chilli

Started by Bob Willson, 7th June 2004 08:41 PM

begins, bowl, cafe, chili, chilli, coffee, cold, day, dead, eat, enters, finishing, free, gentlemen, guy, half, meal, mouse, notices, pukes, replies, sell, sits, special, takes, waitress, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,585

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2004 08:41 PM; by Bob Willson

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JOKES

the Pope

Started by Geoff Dean, 11th May 2004 02:31 PM

approaches, chief, cop, copbigger, dear, dispatcher, drive, driver, god, gonna, hundred, license, light, limo, lose, makes, mayor, moans, motorcycle, notices, pope, pulls, radio, rolls, sirens, takes, talk, tells, travel, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2004 02:31 PM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

It's never too late to learn something new

Started by journeyman Mick, 11th March 2004 11:37 PM

abbott, ancient, archives, bothers, brother, brought, celebrate, cellars, check, checked, copies, copying, dinner, double, earliest, front, heads, late, learn, manuscript, manuscripts, missing, monks, night, notices, replies, search, weeping, word, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2004 11:37 PM; by journeyman Mick

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JOKES

Get what you deserve at The Block

Started by John G, 11th August 2003 02:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

apartments, approved, auction, awesome, block, building, ch9, challenge, chief, deserve, executive, failed, including, inspection, legal, no-one, noted, notices, power, read, repairs, replumbing, report, sell, series, substantial, suppress, ventilation, version, waterproofing

Replies: 29
Views: 7,343

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2003 01:52 PM; by DaveInOz

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Firefighter

Started by Iain, 15th March 2002 02:57 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,320

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2002 10:45 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Bless You

Started by Kev Y., 19th February 2002 09:42 PM

2002.], bless, brings, brudda, dint, disgusted, drunk, dunks, edited, eyes, february, fell, found, harsh, holds, jesus, majesty, message, minister, mister, notices, preacher, ready, shur, slurs, time, tone, water, wipes, [this

Replies: 1
Views: 1,518

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2002 08:17 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

The drunk

Started by Iain, 4th June 2001 08:35 AM

afternoon, brings, brother, disgust, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, harsh, holds, jesus, minister, mister, nooo, noooo, notices, preacher, proceeds, ready, reverend, river, stand, stumbles, sunday, time, tone, water, wipes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2001 08:35 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

The benefits of being a bloke. Part 1

Started by Terry Porter, 14th March 2001 03:49 AM

add, belly, benefits, bloke, car, character, chioce, decades, factor, freedom, garage, growing, hairstyle, hides, hips, hot, interview, job, lasts, mechanics, mood, moustache, notices, public, single, support, time, truth, urinal, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2001 03:49 AM; by Terry Porter

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JOKES

One for the Gamblers!

Started by Shane Watson, 7th December 2000 05:51 PM

argh, bar, barman, cold, drinks, drop, entire, fail, free, gamblers, glass, guy, ice, juicy, nah, notices, reason, roof, round, rum, shout, sits, stakes, steak, stuck, tips, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,038

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2000 05:51 PM; by Shane Watson

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JOKES

Nursing Home

Started by Rod Waddington, 26th August 2000 02:34 PM

apparently, bench, confronts, couple, day, disease, fella, garden, hand, held, hillbilly, holding, home, hurt, infidelity, lap, meet, notices, nursing, parkinsons, regularly, replies, rug, sex, shocked, sitting, time, walking, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,542

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2000 10:16 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

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