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World Cup ticket refunds

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th July 2014 06:58 PM

allan, bank, brazil, captain, claimed, complete, cup, details, eliminated, expenses, fans, nigeria, nigerian, offered, personally, pin, refund, refunds, ticket, transactions, travelled, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2014 07:01 PM; by rwbuild

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Man Overboard Drill

Started by Rodgera, 9th July 2014 11:06 AM

anchor, bright, captain, crew, drill, drop, dummy, fall, fast, favor, fluorescent, frigate, lieutenant, man, maneuvered, named, nervously, orange, oscar, overboard, practicing, ran, remains, rescuing, scattered, ship, son, stopped, surveying, swim, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,485

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2014 03:09 PM; by popawisky

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Dear Diary

Started by John Saxton, 6th June 2014 07:00 PM

cabin, captain, caviar, complete, cruise, day, dear, declined, diary, dinner, dresses, drink, exciting, husband, inside, masters, meal, nicest, night, pool, scrumptious, sets, ship, short, stay, sunburned, swimsuits, told, unfaithful, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,644

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2014 07:00 PM; by John Saxton

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The lower ranks, bless them

Started by fenderbelly, 24th May 2014 05:27 PM

100%, bless, brewing, captain, charge, chimed, coffee, consensus, corporal, depending, favour, fell, guess, hesitation, inebriation, involved, lower, officers, opinion, pleasure, question, ranks, replied, responded, silent, sir, surprised, time, wondered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,861

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2014 12:22 AM; by doug3030

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From a Tigers fan

Started by Carry Pine, 5th May 2014 06:56 PM

afl, anzac, bigoted, captain, captains, cheering, collingwood, day, fan, feelings, forgive, game, interview, interviewed, minutes, pendlebury, playing, quiet, silence, stands, thousand, tigers, unheard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2014 06:56 PM; by Carry Pine

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Captain smithers

Started by rustynail, 21st November 2013 12:21 PM

bar, captain, colonel, cross, day, doctor, enemy, equestrian, expeditions, f#^ed, games, graduated, history, interrupted, joined, lines, meet, military, mind, regiment, represented, researched, retiring, sandhurst, sir, smithers, tall, told, witch, won

Replies: 2
Views: 1,714

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2013 08:34 PM; by Carry Pine

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The Lookout

Started by artme, 14th December 2013 11:46 PM

admiration, amazed, appears, begin, bloke, bow, brother, captain, chinese, congratulates, crows, deck, ear, eye, eyesight, finally, giant, heard, junk, lookout, nest, officers, peering, race, sea, speck, starboard, talking1, time, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,682

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2013 11:46 PM; by artme

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The donkey

Started by fenderbelly, 7th September 2013 11:08 AM

animal, argument, army, awaiting, bible, burial, bury, called, calls, captain, carcass, chaplain, continued, digging, disproved, donkey, level, looked, louder, minute, mule, mules, passing, privates, sergeant, shouted, shouting, walked, wrong, yelling

Replies: 2
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2013 04:48 PM; by rrich

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G'day to all

Started by captainkirk, 18th July 2013 09:59 PM

advice, bit, bought, captain, cheers, contributes, dusted, enjoying, forums, gday, gear, kirk, reading, toys, woodworking

Replies: 6
Views: 1,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2013 11:29 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

An easy one

Started by artme, 4th April 2013 06:32 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acquitted, british, captain, career, courts, easy, faced, famous, marshal, occasions, sea

Replies: 19
Views: 8,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2013 07:40 PM; by Mutawintji

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Captain's Chair mechanisms

Started by Salty, 10th January 2013 04:38 PM

appreciated, captain, captains, chair, fall, mechanism, mechanisms, replacement, rise, tilt, wornno

Replies: 2
Views: 3,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2013 09:16 AM; by Salty

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RESTORATION

Scottish nicknames

Started by Grumpy John, 29th September 2012 07:51 PM

alarm, bad, believed, captain, chernobyl, clock, coat, complexion, continually, crop, derek, glasgow, guy, hands, hook, jannie, late, mid-eighties, nicknames, prove, replies, scared, scottish, sick, sightings, soapy, unconfirmed, washes, woodpecker, yeti

Replies: 0
Views: 1,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2012 07:51 PM; by Grumpy John

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Captain Cook had GPS Steering

Started by chambezio, 28th June 2012 05:38 PM

board, cambridge, captain, confined, cook, discovery, documents, endeavour, entries, experts, field, gps, hand, james, log, mapping, panel, paul, rely, researchers, selwyn, ship, ship’s, steering, time, university, voyage, voyages, writing, written

Replies: 5
Views: 1,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2012 08:34 PM; by ARealBoy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Career change

Started by Grumpy John, 3rd February 2012 05:33 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2012 09:59 PM; by Scott

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The man rules

Started by chambezio, 28th January 2012 10:49 AM

answer, captain, colour, colours, commercials, cook, couch, default, directions, discuss, fruit, hear, hints, idea, man, mind, nothings, pass, peach, prepared, pumpkin, question, rules, settings, shape, shoes, tonight;, topics, windows, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,513

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2012 04:27 PM; by damian

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Honest woodie

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st October 2011 04:58 PM

1st, aboard, allan, answered, applied, boat, captain, change, club, deck, experience, fishing, honest, job, local, mate, mop, mopping, nicked, night, overboard, ran, sea, swept, wave, woodie, woodturning

Replies: 0
Views: 1,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2011 04:58 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Old Charlie

Started by ivanavitch, 17th February 2011 09:51 PM

armed, boss, bothersome, bunnings, captain, charley, charlie, clean-shaven, coffee, coming, company, credit, day, employee, forces, hear, late, minutes, morning, odd, player, real, retired, sharp-minded, sir, talk, team, tidy, time, worker

Replies: 1
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2011 10:03 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Hey everyone

Started by Maplesrup, 11th December 2008 10:48 PM

appreaciated, basically, beginners, captain, club, clubs, created, disapointed, found, gday, hey, hunting, juniour, kinda, knowledge, laughed, lying, nice, polishing, pretty, rifle, sanding, searching, share, site, stock, time, treated, week, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 1,087

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2008 06:44 PM; by Maplesrup

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Australian Airline Attendants

Started by fenderbelly, 19th October 2008 10:05 AM

airline, airlines, announcement, attendant, attendants, australian, brought, captain, comment, door, fault, flight, flying, gentlemen, hard, intercom, ladies, landing, leave, metal, operate, passengers, pilot, pull, qantas, seat, sit, smoking, time, weather

Replies: 2
Views: 1,465

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2008 09:46 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Saving lives - Blonde's Diary on ship . . .

Started by Shrek3, 14th August 2008 07:06 PM

1600, 2tsup, blonde, cabin, captain, caviar, champagne, charming, complete, day, dear, declined, diary, dinner, drink, husband, inside, lives, night, piano, pool, saved, saving, ship, shocked, sink, stay, told, unfaithful, visit

Replies: 2
Views: 1,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2008 08:49 PM; by williampp

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JOKES

The Queen

Started by munruben, 13th August 2008 08:30 PM

40-oared, bad, barge, captain, chains, cheered, day, hold, joining, news, nile, queen, rattled, royal, ship, skiing, slaves, speak, trip, water

Replies: 1
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2008 10:26 PM; by Rodgera

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The Ships Magician

Started by MICKYG, 22nd February 2008 03:41 PM

annoyed, belongs, captain, cruise, day, days, drift, floating, fourth, grabs, hide, kill, leak, magician, manages, morning, night, parrot, plank, ship, ships, sinks, sits, sitting, speak, springs, stare, swim, tricks, wood

Replies: 1
Views: 1,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2008 12:14 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

who watching the cricket

Started by SPIRIT, 8th February 2008 07:54 PM

bad, batting, captain, clark, cricket, ricky, waiting, watching

Replies: 10
Views: 1,541

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2008 06:35 PM; by SPIRIT

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Entrance exam Munruben University

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th December 2007 09:56 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

allan, captain, cook, decent, died, door, entrance, entry, exam, examination, history, johns, munruben, neighbour, oral, piece, pole, question, replied, requires, trips, undertaking, university, wood

Replies: 30
Views: 3,912

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2007 09:12 AM; by wheelinround

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The Rip in the Fabric of the Universe ...

Started by Driver, 23rd December 2004 04:30 PM

81 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 81

aye, boy, bring, cabin, called, captain, distinctly, evil, fabric, horizon, leer, low, mind, night, north-east, portside, prowling, quarter, quarterdeck, quartermaster, quoth, rip, seaman, send, sir, staines, steer, universe, windward, wondering

Replies: 1,203
Views: 145,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 09:01 AM; by RETIRED

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A Woodies Yarn

My diary

Started by Barry Hicks, 10th September 2007 04:59 PM

1600, appalled, captain, caviar, champagne, complete, day, dear, declined, diary, dinner, gentleman, invited, lives, luxurious, meal, night, packed, pool, saved, ship, sink, spend, spent, stay, time, told, unfaithful, visit, wonderful

Replies: 2
Views: 1,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2007 10:05 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Why men oversleep

Started by Mal, 18th December 2000 06:21 PM

alert, aye, bladder, captain, clock, consciousness, damn, ears, eyes, fingers, hit, hold, libido, loud, men, mode, morning, music, nose, oversleep, ready, registered, report, reports, sir, sleep, stomach, system, woman, yessir

Replies: 9
Views: 4,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2007 11:55 AM; by NCArcher

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Me and my Triton Workstation - Warning - Graphic Images

Started by PenRex, 23rd August 2006 03:01 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

blade, captain, control, cut, cutting, day, feeling, fortunately, graphic, half, hand, handed, images, knuckle, learnt, left, months, obeyed, quickly, screw, sunday, surgery, thumb, time, tip, triton, warning, wood, workshop, workstation

Replies: 21
Views: 5,033

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2006 08:18 AM; by rocabig

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SAFETY

Subject: The Romantic Sailor..oh there are some left....

Started by bennylaird, 3rd August 2006 08:38 AM

aboard, arrangement, beautiful, bring, brought, captain, dawn, discovered, europe, ferry, food, free, hid, island, left, lifeboat, love, night, replied, romantic, rottnest, routine, sailor, sailoroh, sandwiches, screwing, subject, trip, weeks, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,613

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2006 08:45 PM; by Bluegum

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Guys' Rules

Started by DPB, 9th April 2006 09:19 AM

act, answer, captain, colo, colours, commercials, cook, default, fruit, guys, hear, hints, idea, itches, matter, mauve, mind, months, nothings, peach, pumpkin, question, rules, scratched, settings, shape, story, time, write, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,674

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2006 01:52 AM; by black1

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The cricket in Tassie

Started by Daddles, 7th February 2006 11:55 AM

alan, australia, batting, border, captain, captaincy, complain, congrats, cricket, flannelled, fools, fun, hurt, lanka, lot, medal, night, opportunity, playing, ponting, pontings, prove, pyjamas, richard, sri, tassie, wrong, yup

Replies: 5
Views: 1,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2006 12:09 PM; by Bodgy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Ponting - Australian or Un-Australian

Started by redwood, 26th January 2006 03:46 PM

anzac, aussie, australia, australian, beers, captain, country, cricket, day, decides, forget, hmmm, kick, leading, magnificent, makes, ponting, punt, ricky, team, typical, un-australian, unaustralian, wonderconfused

Replies: 12
Views: 2,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2006 10:47 PM; by redwood

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Interesting user names remind me of

Started by echnidna, 28th August 2005 11:30 AM

appendage, apricot, aussie, captain, chaos, doug, forum, happen, homemade, interesting, maculata, major, names, nice, ozwinner, panic, personalities, remind, reminds, shaking, shed, slug, timber, tripper, user, wine, winner

Replies: 11
Views: 2,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2005 11:01 AM; by Wood Butcher

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Ahoy!

Started by Christopha, 4th September 2004 12:19 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,652

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2004 12:19 AM; by Christopha

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Dear Ma and Pa

Started by silentC, 16th June 2004 11:31 AM

boys, breakfast, brother, bulls-eye, captain, city, corps, country, dear, elmer, feet, food, home, join, kill, laughing, mailbox, marine, medals, nice, pounds, real, ride, route, sergeant, shooting, sore, till, trucks, walt

Replies: 5
Views: 2,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2004 09:02 PM; by multinut

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Racism?

Started by Baz, 28th April 2004 09:26 PM

alike, announces, bomb, bombed, captain, chinese, co-pilot, exclaims, goldberg, greenberg, hahbah, harbour, iceberg, japanese, jewish, jews, mattah, matter, minutes, peahl, pearl, people, protests, racism, rike, rosenberg, silence, sink, suddenly, titanic

Replies: 0
Views: 1,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2004 09:26 PM; by Baz

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The old Acco

Started by Eastie, 7th November 2003 03:31 PM

acco, assistance, brigade, brigades, captain, chemical, cockies, company, couple, extinguished, farmers, fighters, fire, flames, formulas, grateful, local, managed, middle, parked, plant, radio, rushed, save, secret, short, straight, time, truck, volunteer

Replies: 1
Views: 1,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2003 09:28 AM; by DPB

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JOKES

Another Blonde Joke

Started by Simple, 21st August 2003 02:49 PM

airline, answered, arrival, bathroom, blonde, breaking, called, captain, city, closet, crying, days, disturb, doors, eat, flying, happened, hotel, joke, missing, noticed, personnel, phone, pretty, replied, route, sign, sobbed, stay-over, stewardess

Replies: 0
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2003 02:49 PM; by Simple

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JOKES

Black Box

Started by Jim Carroll, 4th March 2003 08:46 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2003 08:46 PM; by Jim Carroll

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Cricket

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 24th November 2002 06:46 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 2,248

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2002 10:40 PM; by Gino

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plane trip

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 09:45 PM

aisle, attendants, behalf, boston, calmer, calmness, captain, coffee, cooperation, crew, dashed, earned, extend, flight, intercom, passengers, pause, plane, pleasant, remainder, ride, rough, short, stay, stewardess, story, stricken, todays, trip, wishes

Replies: 4
Views: 1,645

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2001 09:52 PM; by Gino

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THE CAMEL

Started by John Saxton, 13th July 2000 07:53 PM

angst, asked.the, barked, camel, captain, captains, control, enlisted, fort, johnno, lead, longer.he, looked, pride.so, quarters.within, ride, sergeant, sergeantbring, sexual, shoulders, simply, stationed, tentthe, tied, town

Replies: 0
Views: 1,541

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2000 07:53 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

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