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ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND

Started by Rodgera, 21st March 2014 04:14 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 2,020

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2014 05:27 PM; by rustynail

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JOKES

Southern Grannies

Started by Bushmiller, 18th February 2014 11:49 PM

attorney, bench, bigoted, bradley, build, chair, cheated, defense, died, drinking, electric, entire, grannies, idiots, jones, knowing, law, lazy, mention, normal, quiet, replied, send, southern, stunned, voice, wife, women, worst, youngster

Replies: 1
Views: 2,053

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2014 09:47 AM; by rwbuild

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JOKES

Sick of the garbage

Started by MAPLEMAN, 23rd January 2014 03:00 PM

absolutely, agree, angry, blokesyou, bury, demeaning, folk, forum, garbage, hang, heads, hole, jokes, necessary.i, offensive, persons, read, recent, respecting, rid, sexually, shame, sick, slather, surely, time, titles, weeks, women

Replies: 13
Views: 2,733

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2014 11:39 AM; by ubeaut

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Conflict resolution

Started by artme, 19th December 2013 04:25 PM

begin, children, clean, conflict, conflicts, drinking, fight, fist, folk, gather, idea, joins, perú, protagonist, resolution, resolve, session, slate, sounds, town, tumult, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2013 08:34 PM; by corbs

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Bike.

Started by issatree, 21st December 2013 07:49 PM

bike, campus, choice, clothes, cycling, engineering, fitted, ground, nice, replied, students, threw, uni, women, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,545

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2013 08:10 PM; by issatree

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JOKES

Remembrance Day

Started by canuk, 11th November 2013 11:10 AM

bless, countries, day, god, november, observation, remembrance, servicemen, veterans, women

Replies: 5
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2013 05:01 PM; by crowie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Rules Women should follow

Started by _fly_, 10th October 2013 01:37 PM

30.the, 31.if, answer, balance, beer, bodies, cat, cold, essential, expect, follow, gay, idiot, interpreted, magazines, makes, male, meals, meant, meat, models, months, peeing, relationship, rules, shoes, sport, tired, white, women

Replies: 6
Views: 2,054

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2013 03:51 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Worried woodturner

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th October 2013 04:32 PM

allan, car, cheer, dejected, drink, fortune, happy, home, jetski, lathe, left, lonely, purchased, sad, shopping, spent, tipping, wife, wild, women, woodturner, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2013 06:10 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Wedding Perceptions

Started by fenderbelly, 6th September 2013 11:15 AM

aisle, altar, begins, continues, counts, distinct, golf, husband-to-be, hymn, immediately, listen, mind, minutes, morning, organize, panicking, perceptions, plays, proper, repeat, repeating, repeats, round, shorten, song, views, wakes, wedding, women, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2013 11:15 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

If only women could trust their husbands ….

Started by MBM888, 2nd June 2013 08:03 PM

bedroom, blanket, bodies, covered, darling, drink, enters, groaning, home, hope, husband, husbands, kitchen, late, leaving, night, ok”, paper, parents, quietly, reaches, reading, stay, that’s, time, trust, visit, wife, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2013 08:03 PM; by MBM888

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JOKES

BBQ Rules

Started by MBM888, 4th May 2013 04:12 PM

annoyed, bbq, beer, bring, clears, concludes, cooking, cutlery, dunno, eating, flips, grill, hands, inside, makes, meat, organize, plates, pleasing, prepares, reaction, routine, rules, salad, sauces, table, takes, utensils, woman, women

Replies: 5
Views: 1,960

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2013 08:36 AM; by Grumpy John

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JOKES

You have to hand it to the French!

Started by Jonzjob, 5th February 2013 08:13 PM

1949, allowed, amending, biggest, bonaparte, bony, country, earth, finally, french, hand, inheritance, law, laws, moved, napoleonic, opera, paris, planet, retirement, rotating, singers, stop, strike, telegraph, trike, understand, vote, weeksoo, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2013 07:18 PM; by Jonzjob

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

G'day from France

Started by britinfrance, 9th November 2012 12:15 PM

1730, airs, bathroom, bedroom, beer, built, character, cheers, cleaner, days, france, gday, ground, guess, house, insulation, like], modelled, obeyed, plaster, plumbing, process, records, rest, retired, scratch, swmbo, weathers, wine, women

Replies: 6
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2012 12:01 AM; by tdrumnut

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Church Social

Started by MBM888, 25th October 2012 11:13 PM

africa, answer, apparently, church, contest, correct, curly, hair, lost, night, question, social, trivia, women, worship

Replies: 0
Views: 969

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2012 11:13 PM; by MBM888

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JOKES

Frightening Statistic

Started by fenderbelly, 17th October 2012 08:29 AM

25%, 75%, country, frightening, illness, means, medication, mental, recent, running, scary, statistic, untreated, women, worrisome

Replies: 4
Views: 1,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2012 03:57 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Beware older women

Started by MBM888, 7th October 2012 07:39 PM

barrels, beware, butt, crowd, dance, gun, gunslinger, hands, heard, laughing, licked, looked, mule, mules, older, quietly, saloon, shotgun, silence, slowly, son, sounds, stared, started, twin, wavered, whiskey, woman, womans, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2012 07:39 PM; by MBM888

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JOKES

Advice from a retired husband

Started by MBM888, 3rd October 2012 11:38 AM

advice, aging, article, club, completely, criticism, difficult, dinner, earth, eating, home, hour, hurt, husband, job, lunch, missing, oversensitive, remind, rest, retired, sit, table, tact, time, wife, women, worse, writing, yell

Replies: 5
Views: 2,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2012 08:10 PM; by doug3030

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JOKES

G'day all

Started by VINTAGEWINDOW, 14th August 2012 12:58 PM

advance, alongside, boards, coast, coffee, craftsmen, entusiasm, experience, failing, fee, fiona, furniture, gday, gold, happy, knowledgable, lack, meal, ongoing, piece, recycled/salvaged, retired, shed, venture, women, wood, woodworker/chippy/builder, woodworking, workspace

Replies: 8
Views: 1,432

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2012 06:44 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

women know your limits.

Started by bluegum30, 8th May 2012 12:03 PM

enfield, harry, limits, limits], women, youtube, [women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2012 09:38 AM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Classifieds

Started by FenceFurniture, 15th April 2012 07:46 PM

bloody, british, call, classifieds, condition, connolly, dress, email, excellent, excerpts, headache, living, married, mistake, multitasking, newspaper, perfect, received, recent, sale, scottish, sex, stephanie, thinker--billy, time, volumes, wedding, wife, women, worn

Replies: 0
Views: 1,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2012 07:46 PM; by FenceFurniture

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JOKES

A dating site?

Started by Enfield Guy, 11th March 2012 07:04 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

agenda, amicable, dating, debate, finding, partner, presently, secondary, settle, site, women, woodworking

Replies: 39
Views: 3,826

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2012 11:38 AM; by Enfield Guy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Medical Info Women Should Know

Started by RETIRED, 20th January 2012 07:23 AM

baby, babys, bottle, bought, bumper, childbirth, college, crazy, drive, driving, empty, estrogen, feel, hows, ibuprofen, info, issues, labor, landed, medical, months, phone, pregnant, scheming, space, sticker, time, understand, wife, women

Replies: 14
Views: 1,988

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2012 06:31 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Not another blonde joke

Started by fenderbelly, 1st December 2011 10:06 AM

apologise, begins, blonde, blondes, community, continue, discrimination, dumb, embarrassed, fourth, humour, joke, jokes, lap, pathetically, people, perpetuate, potential, reaching, respected, starts, stay, suddenly, sweden, talking, usual, ventriloquist, woman, women, yells;

Replies: 1
Views: 1,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2011 09:35 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Shopping can be fun!

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 12th August 2011 09:36 PM

accompany, begin, boring, browse, dear, equally, forwarded, found, fun, huge, husband, insisted, letter, local, lord, lots, loves, message, pick, preferred, received, retired, shopping, target, trips, unfortunate, wife, women, yesterday

Replies: 6
Views: 1,793

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2011 01:15 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Older women solve problems

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th September 2011 05:53 PM

bed, black, car, celebrate, cheap, comfy, comment, girl, guys, house, intelligent, junk, living, marriage, married, month, older, problems, reasonable, search, sleep, sleeping, sofa, solve, told, watch, white, wife, woman, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2011 06:49 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Thought for the Day

Started by Ozkaban, 9th August 2011 04:50 PM

complimenting, cool, day, insulting, socialise, thought, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,033

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2011 05:24 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

The Golfing Lady

Started by Barry_White, 24th March 2011 09:08 PM

calmly, cat, day, died, dinner, dish, egg, enjoying, exclaimed, feeding, food, golf, golfing, home, horrified, husband, kill, knowing, lady, leaf, lettuce, months, murdered, partners, stoically, time, told, wife, woman, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,783

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2011 04:15 PM; by issatree

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JOKES

G'day from cintamate

Started by cintamate, 8th February 2011 11:14 PM

advanced, attempt, bit, bookcase, brother, built, carpenter, cintamate, coffee, connect, doors, forum, found, gday, helpful, larger, learn, love, mistakes, operate, power, recent, started, table, tools, triton, women, woodwhisperers, woodwork, workbench

Replies: 3
Views: 1,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2011 08:35 AM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Latest women's fashion in Eastern Australia...

Started by Woodwould, 18th January 2011 03:49 PM

australia, eastern, fashion, heels, latest, tide, women, womens

Replies: 1
Views: 1,970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2011 01:09 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

Munruben dilemna

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th December 2010 09:02 PM

allan, bid, built, decided, desperate, desperation, dilemna, final, floor, fourth, hotel, humour, john, johns, local, munruben, poor, prove, sense, short, sign, suitable, talent, tubby, weekend, wife, woman, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2010 07:44 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

Lismore show

Started by Barrie Restall, 24th October 2010 01:56 PM

barrie, bridle, ceglinskis, chickened, claiming, crosscut, cut, demo, excuse, fashioned, gregory, joint, lame, leg, legs, lismore, lot, minute, pat, pretty, raw, re-attach, restall, special, stan, timber, tools, traditional, women, woodwork

Replies: 0
Views: 2,074

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2010 01:56 PM; by Barrie Restall

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EVENTS

Oz Jnr the 3rd

Started by Ozkaban, 12th October 2010 09:06 AM

3rd, announce, arrival, bolster, causing, cheers, combined, couple, dave, decades, finally, girl, grow, hectic, household, jnr, job, life, normal, occasionally, properly, remiss, return, running, shes, stocks, understandably, whispering, women, wood

Replies: 6
Views: 1,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2010 04:32 PM; by Ozkaban

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Hungry Jacks

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th September 2010 03:40 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2010 07:05 AM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

Because I'm a man...

Started by wheelinround, 30th August 2010 10:39 AM

2010, applies, beer, calculator, calls, car, cars, engineers, fine, hair, hand, holding, housework, laundry, man, message, mother, public, service, sex, share, sports, survive, talk, thinking, understand, visit, wearing, women, wondering

Replies: 4
Views: 1,468

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2010 01:43 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

The Joke of The Year

Started by HazzaB, 10th August 2010 10:59 PM

anon, business, joke, minding, quietly, ready, sitting, women, year

Replies: 8
Views: 2,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2010 07:20 PM; by corbs

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JOKES

Trivia

Started by Charleville, 17th August 2010 10:05 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2010 10:05 AM; by Charleville

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JOKES

when I almost became an Aussie

Started by Rifleman1776, 23rd July 2010 03:52 AM

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Replies: 9
Views: 1,751

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2010 09:57 AM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A Guy's Fairy Tale

Started by Calm, 11th June 2010 05:08 PM

“will, age, bank, beautiful, beer, dated, drank, fairy, farted, golf, guy, guys, half, lady, left, money, motorcycles, named, played, prince, rode, scotch, seat, snow, tale, time, toilet, tons, white, women

Replies: 8
Views: 1,474

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2010 07:50 PM; by RedShirtGuy

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JOKES

Ten things men know about women

Started by bookend, 24th April 2010 04:42 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,338

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2010 11:47 AM; by Ashore

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JOKES

Nike "free" running shoes- anyone tried?

Started by tea lady, 10th April 2010 05:39 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$60, 3.0, bigger, blue, chi, colour, cool, free, mon=ment, nike, pair, range, reckon, runners, running, shoe, shoes, shoes-, size, soem, store, support, tai, us$59.99, wadaya, white, wholesale, women, www, [1868]

Replies: 19
Views: 5,622

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2010 07:58 PM; by RedShirtGuy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

BBQ rules

Started by Sawdust Maker, 1st March 2010 08:58 AM

annoyed, bbq, beer, bread, bring, clears, concludes, cooking, cutlery, enjoyed, flips, grill, hands, inside, makes, meat, night, organize, plates, prepares, reaction, routine, rules, salad, sauces, table, takes, utensils, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,733

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2010 12:49 PM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

Life in Munruben

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th February 2010 11:44 AM

allan, associating, attended, clinic, doctor, drinking, john, life, live, local, munruben, replied, smoking, wild, women

Replies: 0
Views: 865

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2010 11:44 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Women over 50

Started by Grumpy John, 1st February 2010 06:50 PM

22-year, 80%, acting, age, bald, honest, hot, jerk, marriage, middle, missed, multitude, nowadays, pants, paunchy, pig, praise, realize, reasons, reciprocal, relic, sausage, smart, stand, stunning, update, well-coiffed, woman, women, yellow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2010 06:39 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Menopausal women at the shopping mall

Started by Grumpy John, 12th November 2009 08:02 PM

emailed, mall, menopausal, menopausel, shopping, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2009 01:46 AM; by artme

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JOKES

Good news for grumpy old men!

Started by snowyskiesau, 3rd November 2009 01:59 PM

apparently, feel, forgetful, good, grumpy, grumpy/sad, gullible, improving, lot, makes, memory, men, news, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2009 07:16 PM; by Master Splinter

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mariied women and single women weight difference

Started by munruben, 16th October 2009 06:58 PM

bed, difference, fridge, heavier, home, mariied, married, single, weight, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,927

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2009 08:46 PM; by bluegum30

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JOKES

Wooooo!

Started by Woodwould, 7th October 2009 10:10 AM

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Replies: 2
Views: 929

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2009 11:41 AM; by Woodwould

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JOKES

Best finishing product for a Western Red Cedar shed

Started by Walkingabout, 30th August 2009 09:07 PM

3.5m, appreciated, built, cedar, cetol, colour, contender, craftsmen, deepen, filter, finish, finishing, greatly, hoping, information, learned, light, looked, product, professionally, recommend, red, redden, shed, sikkens, timber, transparent, website, western, women

Replies: 2
Views: 3,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2009 09:30 PM; by Offcuts

Forum:
FINISHING

Why some men prefer dogs to women

Started by Woodwould, 30th July 2009 03:45 PM

calling, collar, company, dirty, dog, dogs, eating, enjoy, farts, gladly, join, keeping, late, lemon, mad, men, mind, night, pee, pervert, prefer, ride, smells, studded, tire, toilet, tree, ute, voice, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2009 11:47 AM; by rosewood

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JOKES

Proof that some women are born this way

Started by watson, 17th June 2009 10:28 AM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2009 05:26 PM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

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