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New telemarketing phone scam (with Australian accent!)

Started by Master Splinter, 15th July 2014 11:08 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accent, accented, aggressive, attempt, australian, authentic, beware, birth, blocked, call, calling, card, credit, delivery, fast, master, pay, phone, press, rate, response, scam, slow, sounding, speed, speil, splinter, telemarketing, telstra, usual, voice

Replies: 20
Views: 5,767

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2014 08:37 PM; by crowie

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Dear Diary

Started by John Saxton, 6th June 2014 07:00 PM

cabin, captain, caviar, complete, cruise, day, dear, declined, diary, dinner, dresses, drink, exciting, husband, inside, masters, meal, nicest, night, pool, scrumptious, sets, ship, short, stay, sunburned, swimsuits, told, unfaithful, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,615

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2014 07:00 PM; by John Saxton

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Pastor of Note

Started by John Saxton, 5th June 2014 09:30 PM

amen, body, bowed, brother, christian, congregation, fainted, fell, head, klan, klux, knees, life, note, pastor, pew, preacher, quivered, reverend, roared, rose, runaway, sheets, smile, spoke, stand, stop, train, voice, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,506

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2014 10:25 PM; by A Duke

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voice recognition lift

Started by gms002a, 28th February 2014 09:44 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 837

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2014 09:44 AM; by gms002a

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Southern Grannies

Started by Bushmiller, 18th February 2014 11:49 PM

attorney, bench, bigoted, bradley, build, chair, cheated, defense, died, drinking, electric, entire, grannies, idiots, jones, knowing, law, lazy, mention, normal, quiet, replied, send, southern, stunned, voice, wife, women, worst, youngster

Replies: 1
Views: 1,990

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2014 09:47 AM; by rwbuild

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Another Blonde Joke

Started by fenderbelly, 18th February 2014 12:07 PM

bellowed, blonde, camping, cappuccino, comfy, cut, fish, heavens, hole, ice, joke, lord, manager, moved, opposite, positioning, poured, replied, rink, set, skating, skyward, started, stool, subject, tools, voice, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2014 12:07 PM; by fenderbelly

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Preganancy ... so she like to say

Started by DaveTTC, 30th January 2014 03:15 PM

art, confirm, cowboy, dave, dear, decided, digits, dropped, hypochondriac, incorrect, mail, message, move, penny, phone, pin, preganancy, pregnant, process, promts, repeated, repeating, round, set, step-daughter, technology, times, voice, wood

Replies: 10
Views: 1,886

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2014 01:30 AM; by doug3030

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We were made for each other

Started by DaveTTC, 17th July 2013 10:40 PM

bed, bedroom, calm, clean, cooking, finally, forum, hate, hates, heaven, kids, loml, match, nagging, nice, nod, pausing, perplexed, reiterate, reply, smiling, starts, sweet, talking, voice, walks, word

Replies: 6
Views: 1,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2013 06:55 PM; by DaveTTC

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Weather report

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th July 2013 06:16 PM

7.00pm, allan, answered, club, coast, conversation, evening, idiot, imitated, involved, late, leaving, male, minutes, news, phone, rang, report, told, voice, watch, weather, wifes, woodturning

Replies: 0
Views: 1,062

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2013 06:16 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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What does it mean?

Started by SAISAY, 18th June 2013 09:19 PM

brother, duet, favourite, finale, grand, harrison, heavy, loved, means, seal, start, voice, watching, wondered

Replies: 5
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2013 09:57 AM; by tea lady

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The Wife

Started by BEKKY, 2nd June 2013 05:29 PM

answers, bill, closer, crumpled, dollar, dollars, ear, fifty, garage…, intrigued, keith, leans, low, no.”, sexy, stepping, thirty, thousand, totally, twenty, up?”, voice, whispers, wife, “have, “no-o-o-o.”, “now”, “then, “uh, “well”

Replies: 1
Views: 1,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2013 06:18 PM; by A Duke

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Kindergarten graduates

Started by MBM888, 1st April 2013 03:04 PM

adult, announcement, baby, bet, book, boy, chest, choo-choo, class, exciting, graduates, grown-up;, kindergarten, muster, nana, nice, puffed, read, ride, smile, start, stood, tall, teacher, train, voice, winnie, wonderful, word, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,059

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2013 03:04 PM; by MBM888

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Flowers

Started by Rodgera, 9th March 2013 05:41 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,031

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2013 05:41 PM; by Rodgera

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Heads up - How to jump the call centre queue

Started by Lignum, 28th September 2009 08:47 PM

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Replies: 9
Views: 5,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2013 11:30 PM; by bsrlee

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Kind hearted banker?

Started by MBM888, 7th November 2012 07:24 PM

afternoon, bank, banker, bring, ceo, children, eat, eating, fellows, foot, glad, grass, hearted, kind, limousine, love, major, money, pitiful, poor, replied, riding, road, sir, squeezed, stop, taking, underway, voice, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2012 07:24 PM; by MBM888

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One for the cemetery nuts

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th August 2012 05:56 PM

allan, approached, bicycle, cautiously, cemetery, couple, divided, fence, fenderbelly, hear, heard, hobbled, hundred, lord, metres, munruben, nuts, passed, quickly, repeatedly, road, sharing, stick, telling, threatening, tree, truth, voice, walking, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,745

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2012 10:22 PM; by fenderbelly

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Smart Girl

Started by Breslauer, 9th June 2012 09:41 AM

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Replies: 4
Views: 2,146

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2012 09:42 PM; by John Williams

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Stolen car

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th February 2012 04:33 PM

allan, bailed, barked, call, car, convince, coppers, darling, deafening, dropped, feather, frantically, headed, hour, keys, knocked, left, location, meek, morning, park, politely, realized, replied, silence, stolen, stupid, times, voice, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,565

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2012 06:50 PM; by munruben

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Sometimes I Wonder.....

Started by Rodgera, 28th January 2012 04:18 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2012 09:05 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Two little boys

Started by fenderbelly, 17th January 2012 09:16 AM

answer, attempt, boy, boys, breath, brother, closet, door, dove, found, gasping, god, hanging, happened, home, missing, mother, mouth, preacher, question, raised, repeated, shook, slamming, sterner, time, tone, town, trouble, voice

Replies: 3
Views: 1,514

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2012 06:05 PM; by rrich

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The Caring Grandfather

Started by Ozkaban, 28th September 2011 04:03 PM

amazing, badly, behaved, boy, business, calmly, car, caring, controlled, cool, disruptive, easy, elderly, gentleman, granddad, grandfather, grandpa, groceries, impressed, kevin, littles, loading, lucky, minutes;, stay, supermarket, time, voice, william, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2011 04:41 PM; by fenderbelly

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To Each his own

Started by John Saxton, 31st January 2011 11:12 PM

applause, bit, change, doctor, edge, embarrassed, equally, erupted, exam, friends, guys, heads, here;, impotence, inquire, loud, mess, operation, patients, quickly, receptionist, recovered, replied, retired, sex, snapped, usual, voice, waiting, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 1,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2011 10:00 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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What's my next step?

Started by corbs, 18th January 2011 06:54 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accident, answer, basically, bike, bondi, clean, contact, corbs, door, driver, fine, fix, fixed, insurance, left, message, messages, options, phone, question, repair, shed, since2tsup, step, swerve, sydney, told, van, voice, week

Replies: 25
Views: 2,996

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2011 10:24 AM; by Jim Carroll

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The Shopping Trolley

Started by Rodgera, 4th December 2010 01:07 PM

advertising, answered, business, call, caller, chance, company, cpa, dad, father, fathers, jumped, larson, offered, placard, placards, richard, self-promotion, shopping, skilled, supermarket, traced, trolley, trollies, voice, yard

Replies: 3
Views: 1,268

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2010 11:01 AM; by munruben

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Say Something Positive

Started by Rodgera, 7th November 2010 06:00 AM

1030, bloated, chapel, dear, eyesight, family, feel, female, friends, hard, held, husband, invited, memorial, mirror, moment, morning, morris, positive, saturday, services, soft, studies, taking, thinking, thoughtful, voice, wife, woman, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2010 06:00 AM; by Rodgera

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What to do when it snows in NFLD

Started by fenderbelly, 31st October 2010 11:33 PM

announcer, breakfast, car, cornerbrook, even-numbered, expecting, garage, honey, husband, inches, leave, love, married, moved, newfoundland, nfld, park, radio, replied, snow, snowplows, snows, street, time, understanding, voice, week, wife, womenexhibit, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2010 10:41 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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I'm a big sissy

Started by wolften, 11th October 2010 06:43 PM

bed, big, broken, daddys, dear, evening, hug.i, light, mother, mummy, reassuring, shaky, silence, sissy, sleep, smiled, son, summer, thunderstorm, tonight, tremor, tucking, violent, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,131

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2010 06:43 PM; by wolften

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Talking Frog

Started by fenderbelly, 8th October 2010 10:28 AM

72-years, age, beautiful, boat, bride, carefully, dreaming, envious, fish, frog, front, guy, hear, heard, kiss, looked, loves, nuts, pick, picked, pocket, reached, short, sitting, talking, time, top, voice, wisdom.

Replies: 3
Views: 1,675

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2010 10:05 PM; by Rodgera

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Prayers answered

Started by BEKKY, 20th August 2010 05:22 PM

announced, answered, church, completely, congregation, crushed, doctors, hold, hospital, imagined, lord, minister, morning, pain, performed, podium, praise, prayers, scrotum, squirmed, stood, sunday, surgery, terrible, tom, uncomfortably, unnerved, voice, walked, weeks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,925

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2010 05:09 PM; by minus459

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good and bad service.

Started by snowyskiesau, 5th August 2010 05:04 PM

account, acknowledged, annoying, approved, attitude, bad, bank, cash, dare, days, delay, deli, good, machine, manager, online, playing, process, refund, require, reversed, service, spent, supermarket, talking, time, tone, transaction, voice, waste

Replies: 2
Views: 1,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2010 09:26 PM; by q9

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The kind Scotsman

Started by Grumpy John, 14th July 2010 08:20 AM

afternoon, answered, bring, car, children, disturbed, driver, easy, eating, entered, feed, fellows, foot, glad, grass, investigate, kind, limousine, love, poor, replied, riding, roadside, scotsman, sir, stop, taking, task, voice, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,734

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2010 12:20 PM; by Rodgera

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Guardian Angel

Started by Rodgera, 30th June 2010 03:15 PM

angel, bad, bricks, calls, car, day, fall, guardian, hears, imagined, obeys, past, questions, road, shouts, skids, step, stops, suddenly, ton, voice, walking, warn, wedding, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 882

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2010 03:15 PM; by Rodgera

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Glaucoma

Started by wheelinround, 15th March 2010 07:53 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2010 06:09 PM; by artme

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Heading to Hollywood

Started by wheelinround, 5th March 2010 08:29 AM

2tsup, ben, blog, day, denver, heading, hollywood, kiwi, nice, playing, quiet, ray, reader, regualr, shed, shoot, star, stu, stu's, stus, understand, venture, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2010 08:29 AM; by wheelinround

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Advice - Cordless Phones

Started by Metal Head, 21st February 2010 09:21 PM

advice, appreciated, assistant, bought, breaking, calls, cheers, chocolate, cordless, head, impressed, metal, noise, panasonic, phones, previously, products, purchased, return, set, shop, specialist, teapot, telephone, type, uniden, unidens, voice, week, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2010 08:41 PM; by China

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Office Irritant

Started by Rodgera, 12th February 2010 04:18 PM

allan, annoying, attitude, co-worker, condescending, dislike, instant, irritant, irritated, john, munruben, office, replied, saves, steered, suspected, time, tone, voice

Replies: 6
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2010 05:00 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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read this please

Started by terry arnold, 4th December 2009 09:30 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2009 09:45 PM; by RETIRED

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Cricket joke

Started by munruben, 16th October 2009 08:02 PM

astonished, astounded, bowler, commencing, cricket, died, game, gates, god, happily, heaven, joke, middle, millions, pearly, peter, played, run-up, shane, shirt, short, sighs, stadium, stands, trembling, ushers, vast, voice, warne, warnie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,042

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2009 08:02 PM; by munruben

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The dying Scotsman

Started by munruben, 15th October 2009 02:28 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 969

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2009 02:28 PM; by munruben

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Build me a bridge

Started by Rum Pig, 7th October 2009 11:41 AM

biker, bridge, build, cries, desire, feels, finally, happy, hard, inside, justify, lanes, lord, mankind, means, nothings, possibly, reaching, replied, shes, silent, thinking, time, treatment, understand, voice, woman, women;, worldly, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,037

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2009 09:31 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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Puritans

Started by Rodgera, 11th September 2009 06:17 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 844

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2009 06:17 PM; by Rodgera

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I did something different today

Started by Phil Spencer, 4th August 2009 06:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

board, changed, driving, english, exit, female, italian, language, lot, navigator, pleasant, roundabout, satellite, sounds, toady, today, usual, voice

Replies: 15
Views: 2,009

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2009 12:52 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Why some men prefer dogs to women

Started by Woodwould, 30th July 2009 03:45 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2009 11:47 AM; by rosewood

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The grass

Started by groverwa, 16th July 2009 04:18 PM

answered, bring, car, children, disturbed, driver, easy, eating, entered, feed, fellows, foot, glad, grass, highcc, investigate, it.youll, lawyer, limousine, love, place.the, poor, replied, riding, sir, stop, taking, task, voice, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2009 10:54 PM; by groverwa

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Bank robbery

Started by munruben, 19th June 2009 06:27 PM

answered, bank, busy, customer, customers, dead, floor, glimpse, gun, gunman, lie, mans, mask, masked, pulled, rest, robbed, robber, robbery, shot, slipped, voice, walks, wife, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2009 10:36 AM; by mickelmaster

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A bad night at the "office"

Started by gawdelpus, 11th June 2009 03:17 PM

bad, beam, bird, burglar, confessed, corner, finally, flashlight, frantically, heard, hissed, huh, jesus, laughed, moses, night, office, parrot, people, relaxed, replied, rest, rottweiler, shined, source, squawked, voice, warn, watching, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2009 06:19 AM; by rrich

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Started by wheelinround, 2nd June 2009 03:40 PM

2009, alive, answer, approached, calling, carry, chores, deep, domestic, dopey, dwarfs, faint, fell, god, heard, hope, knees, losing, lunch, lunchtime, mine, origin, prayed, prepare, qld, shouted, singing;, snow, voice, white

Replies: 8
Views: 1,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2009 11:26 PM; by Carry Pine

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A Woman's Week at the Gym

Started by Rodgera, 20th May 2009 12:03 PM

aerobics, christo, club, diary, floor, friday, god, gym, health, human, husband, instructor, jerk, life, machine, personal, rowing, sank, shape, skinny, smile, started, teeth, treadmill, triceps, voice, waiting, week, woman, workout

Replies: 0
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2009 12:03 PM; by Rodgera

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Alan on his way to Munruben

Started by munruben, 1st May 2009 01:24 PM

alan, answering, car, careful, driving, freeway, heard, heck, hundreds, munruben, news, phone, rang, urgently, voice, warning, wifes, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,102

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2009 02:04 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Oops!

Started by Rossluck, 2nd May 2009 06:48 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2009 08:02 AM; by RufflyRustic

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