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New telemarketing phone scam (with Australian accent!)

Started by Master Splinter, 15th July 2014 11:08 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accent, accented, aggressive, attempt, australian, authentic, beware, birth, blocked, call, calling, card, credit, delivery, fast, master, pay, phone, press, rate, response, scam, slow, sounding, speed, speil, splinter, telemarketing, telstra, usual, voice

Replies: 20
Views: 5,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2014 08:37 PM; by crowie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Dear Diary

Started by John Saxton, 6th June 2014 07:00 PM

cabin, captain, caviar, complete, cruise, day, dear, declined, diary, dinner, dresses, drink, exciting, husband, inside, masters, meal, nicest, night, pool, scrumptious, sets, ship, short, stay, sunburned, swimsuits, told, unfaithful, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,522

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2014 07:00 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Pastor of Note

Started by John Saxton, 5th June 2014 09:30 PM

amen, body, bowed, brother, christian, congregation, fainted, fell, head, klan, klux, knees, life, note, pastor, pew, preacher, quivered, reverend, roared, rose, runaway, sheets, smile, spoke, stand, stop, train, voice, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2014 10:25 PM; by A Duke

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

voice recognition lift

Started by gms002a, 28th February 2014 09:44 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 820

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2014 09:44 AM; by gms002a

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Southern Grannies

Started by Bushmiller, 18th February 2014 11:49 PM

attorney, bench, bigoted, bradley, build, chair, cheated, defense, died, drinking, electric, entire, grannies, idiots, jones, knowing, law, lazy, mention, normal, quiet, replied, send, southern, stunned, voice, wife, women, worst, youngster

Replies: 1
Views: 1,890

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2014 09:47 AM; by rwbuild

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Another Blonde Joke

Started by fenderbelly, 18th February 2014 12:07 PM

bellowed, blonde, camping, cappuccino, comfy, cut, fish, heavens, hole, ice, joke, lord, manager, moved, opposite, positioning, poured, replied, rink, set, skating, skyward, started, stool, subject, tools, voice, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,038

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2014 12:07 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Preganancy ... so she like to say

Started by DaveTTC, 30th January 2014 03:15 PM

art, confirm, cowboy, dave, dear, decided, digits, dropped, hypochondriac, incorrect, mail, message, move, penny, phone, pin, preganancy, pregnant, process, promts, repeated, repeating, round, set, step-daughter, technology, times, voice, wood

Replies: 10
Views: 1,758

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2014 01:30 AM; by doug3030

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Let the magic smoke out of my 235mm circular saw

Started by Ed.., 23rd January 2014 09:00 PM

2000w, 235mm, 75mm, bit, circular, easier, guess, hitachi, imput, leant, lesson, magic, manouvarable, money, motors, paid, price, proceeded, rain, rip, ripping, slabs, smoke, started, timbercat, tools, trade, voice, wattage, wire

Replies: 7
Views: 2,880

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2014 09:08 PM; by Ed..

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Video of Manufacture France 1887

Started by DSEL74, 10th December 2013 09:10 AM

1887, 25min, belt, blacksmithing, cabinetry, capabilities, country, covers, driven, english, factory, fine, foundry, france, french, hand, love, machines, manufacture, movie, pattern, promotion, silent, tools, video, voice

Replies: 3
Views: 1,725

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2013 07:58 PM; by snowyskiesau

Forum:
ANTIQUE AND COLLECTABLE TOOLS

Video of Manufacture France 1887

Started by DSEL74, 10th December 2013 09:13 AM

1887, 25min, belt, blacksmithing, cabinetry, capabilities, country, cover, covers, driven, english, factory, fine, foundry, france, french, hand, love, machines, manufacture, movie, pattern, promotion, sections, silent, thread, tools, video, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2013 09:13 AM; by DSEL74

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

Golden oldies

Started by artme, 17th November 2013 11:02 AM

70s, amazing, bit, clarity, covington, durham, fair, female, friday, glad, golden, hands, ilk, judith, julie, manae, myputer, oldies, plenty, safe, seekers, similar, spend, time, tiny, ubforced, voice, voices, volume, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,833

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2013 11:13 AM; by Robson Valley

Forum:
Music

not enough hardner in west system 105 glue

Started by jrock_au, 7th October 2013 07:07 PM

105, bit, common, days, glue, hardner, job, lot, mistakes, mixed, pressed, pulled, runny, sense, silly, slow, solution, surfaces, system, systems, tacky, time, told, voice, west

Replies: 11
Views: 2,908

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2013 10:19 AM; by rusel

Forum:
GLUE

Scraping Projects

Started by RayG, 25th October 2011 08:29 PM

19 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 19

2tsup, beginning, biax, bigger, bit, class, classes, cuts, dividends, double, handscraping, hear, holes, managed, markos, pay, paying, phils, pick, picture, plate, post, projects, ray, scraping, surface, traumatic, tricky, voice, week

Replies: 278
Views: 29,078

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2013 06:49 PM; by .RC.

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

Building a "salmon ladder"

Started by Woob, 31st July 2013 10:09 PM

better/more, build, building, constructing, cost, dowel, effective, gals, guys, hold, importantly, ladder, means, method, muchly, opinion, pegs, prefer, salmon, salmon ladder, solid, staff, strength, stuck, suitable, tensile, timber, time, unit, voice

Replies: 4
Views: 44,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2013 02:54 PM; by Woob

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

We were made for each other

Started by DaveTTC, 17th July 2013 10:40 PM

bed, bedroom, calm, clean, cooking, finally, forum, hate, hates, heaven, kids, loml, match, nagging, nice, nod, pausing, perplexed, reiterate, reply, smiling, starts, sweet, talking, voice, walks, word

Replies: 6
Views: 1,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2013 06:55 PM; by DaveTTC

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Weather report

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th July 2013 06:16 PM

7.00pm, allan, answered, club, coast, conversation, evening, idiot, imitated, involved, late, leaving, male, minutes, news, phone, rang, report, told, voice, watch, weather, wifes, woodturning

Replies: 0
Views: 986

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2013 06:16 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Put My First Line Boring Job on Youtube

Started by beefy, 24th June 2013 12:09 AM

bores, boring, build, cast, ductile, exciting, found, hurt, iron, job, keith, line, lol, lots, malleable, pictures, replace, round, situations, steel, strength, stress, swing, tower, types, voice, weld, welded, world, youtube

Replies: 9
Views: 2,001

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2013 11:26 PM; by beefy

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

What does it mean?

Started by SAISAY, 18th June 2013 09:19 PM

brother, duet, favourite, finale, grand, harrison, heavy, loved, means, seal, start, voice, watching, wondered

Replies: 5
Views: 1,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2013 09:57 AM; by tea lady

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

The Wife

Started by BEKKY, 2nd June 2013 05:29 PM

answers, bill, closer, crumpled, dollar, dollars, ear, fifty, garage…, intrigued, keith, leans, low, no.”, sexy, stepping, thirty, thousand, totally, twenty, up?”, voice, whispers, wife, “have, “no-o-o-o.”, “now”, “then, “uh, “well”

Replies: 1
Views: 1,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2013 06:18 PM; by A Duke

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

This will make your blood boil!

Started by Evanism, 21st May 2013 04:17 PM

blood, boil, criminal, log, make, makes, mercury, news, reviewed, sick, system, tasmania, todays, voice, waste

Replies: 10
Views: 1,755

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2013 04:52 PM; by The Bleeder

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Kindergarten graduates

Started by MBM888, 1st April 2013 03:04 PM

adult, announcement, baby, bet, book, boy, chest, choo-choo, class, exciting, graduates, grown-up;, kindergarten, muster, nana, nice, puffed, read, ride, smile, start, stood, tall, teacher, train, voice, winnie, wonderful, word, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,006

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2013 03:04 PM; by MBM888

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Flowers

Started by Rodgera, 9th March 2013 05:41 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 997

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2013 05:41 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Heads up - How to jump the call centre queue

Started by Lignum, 28th September 2009 08:47 PM

2tsup2tsup2tsup2tsup, amazing, answered, automated, bill, bingo, call, centre, heads, heard, immediately, indian, inquiry, jump, operator, phone, press, queue, re-directed, ring, starts, talking, telstra, times, timesddd, true, voice, waiting

Replies: 9
Views: 5,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2013 11:30 PM; by bsrlee

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Prototype Pictish harp

Started by cre8tivesoul, 27th December 2012 04:00 PM

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Replies: 9
Views: 1,570

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2013 08:45 PM; by cre8tivesoul

Forum:
WOODWORK PICS

It's ALIVE

Started by dj_pnevans, 25th November 2012 10:27 PM

10am, alive, axis, beast, change, clouds, david, feeling, it’s, job, key, left, loud, morning, move, peter, pile, power, quick, quicker, rod, scrap, separated, started, syd, tear, time, tune, voice, wake

Replies: 6
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2012 08:54 PM; by dj_pnevans

Forum:
CNC Machines

Kind hearted banker?

Started by MBM888, 7th November 2012 07:24 PM

afternoon, bank, banker, bring, ceo, children, eat, eating, fellows, foot, glad, grass, hearted, kind, limousine, love, major, money, pitiful, poor, replied, riding, road, sir, squeezed, stop, taking, underway, voice, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,069

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2012 07:24 PM; by MBM888

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

One for the cemetery nuts

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th August 2012 05:56 PM

allan, approached, bicycle, cautiously, cemetery, couple, divided, fence, fenderbelly, hear, heard, hobbled, hundred, lord, metres, munruben, nuts, passed, quickly, repeatedly, road, sharing, stick, telling, threatening, tree, truth, voice, walking, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,706

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2012 10:22 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Smart Girl

Started by Breslauer, 9th June 2012 09:41 AM

angered, anne, bed, bellevue, cell, continuous, cross, diatribe, eric, fifteen, girl, guess, heart, hey, loudly, meeting, minutes, phone, public, sitting, smart, stupid, sweetheart, talking, thirty, top, train, voice, woman, yelled

Replies: 4
Views: 2,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2012 09:42 PM; by John Williams

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Boatbuilding jokers

Started by pmcgee, 1st June 2012 05:47 AM

boatbuilding, commands, couple, curvy, day…, figure, figure”, folks, fun, guy, it’d, it’s, i’d, jig, joints, jokers, kick, kicking, kicks, nicer, page, remotely, shipwright, shop, start, suggested, they’d, voice, we’d, “yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,151

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2012 09:31 AM; by codeMunk3y

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

Stolen car

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th February 2012 04:33 PM

allan, bailed, barked, call, car, convince, coppers, darling, deafening, dropped, feather, frantically, headed, hour, keys, knocked, left, location, meek, morning, park, politely, realized, replied, silence, stolen, stupid, times, voice, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2012 06:50 PM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Sometimes I Wonder.....

Started by Rodgera, 28th January 2012 04:18 PM

ago, barked, call, car, church, convince, days, diane, dianes, difficult, dropped, embarrassed, honey, ignition, ken, keys, left, lot, meeting, parking, policeman, retorted, silence, silent, stammered, stolen, theory, time, times, voice

Replies: 1
Views: 1,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2012 09:05 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Two little boys

Started by fenderbelly, 17th January 2012 09:16 AM

answer, attempt, boy, boys, breath, brother, closet, door, dove, found, gasping, god, hanging, happened, home, missing, mother, mouth, preacher, question, raised, repeated, shook, slamming, sterner, time, tone, town, trouble, voice

Replies: 3
Views: 1,477

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2012 06:05 PM; by rrich

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The Caring Grandfather

Started by Ozkaban, 28th September 2011 04:03 PM

amazing, badly, behaved, boy, business, calmly, car, caring, controlled, cool, disruptive, easy, elderly, gentleman, granddad, grandfather, grandpa, groceries, impressed, kevin, littles, loading, lucky, minutes;, stay, supermarket, time, voice, william, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2011 04:41 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Ocean Grove & District Mens Shed

Started by Old Ernie, 12th September 2011 11:26 PM

1.00pm, 9.00, body, cabinets, corless, courtesy, district, donated, donations, equipment, grove, helped, join, kitchen.the, mens, mon, moved, newspaper, ocean, pagespace, plenty, premises, shed, sources, space, till, times, tools, town.any, voice

Replies: 2
Views: 3,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2011 10:51 PM; by Old Ernie

Forum:
MEN'S SHEDS / MEN IN SHEDS

Children's saw?

Started by haggismuncher, 25th May 2011 09:13 PM

4th, birthday, children, childrens, chin, chris, cuts, eyebrows, finger, furrow, gents, hands, lay, monster, real, scratches, serious, similar, suggestions, thinking, voice, wee, wood, workbench

Replies: 11
Views: 3,925

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2011 02:28 PM; by IanW

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

To Each his own

Started by John Saxton, 31st January 2011 11:12 PM

applause, bit, change, doctor, edge, embarrassed, equally, erupted, exam, friends, guys, heads, here;, impotence, inquire, loud, mess, operation, patients, quickly, receptionist, recovered, replied, retired, sex, snapped, usual, voice, waiting, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 1,155

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2011 10:00 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

What's my next step?

Started by corbs, 18th January 2011 06:54 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accident, answer, basically, bike, bondi, clean, contact, corbs, door, driver, fine, fix, fixed, insurance, left, message, messages, options, phone, question, repair, shed, since2tsup, step, swerve, sydney, told, van, voice, week

Replies: 25
Views: 2,908

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2011 10:24 AM; by Jim Carroll

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

The Shopping Trolley

Started by Rodgera, 4th December 2010 01:07 PM

advertising, answered, business, call, caller, chance, company, cpa, dad, father, fathers, jumped, larson, offered, placard, placards, richard, self-promotion, shopping, skilled, supermarket, traced, trolley, trollies, voice, yard

Replies: 3
Views: 1,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2010 11:01 AM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Say Something Positive

Started by Rodgera, 7th November 2010 06:00 AM

1030, bloated, chapel, dear, eyesight, family, feel, female, friends, hard, held, husband, invited, memorial, mirror, moment, morning, morris, positive, saturday, services, soft, studies, taking, thinking, thoughtful, voice, wife, woman, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2010 06:00 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

What to do when it snows in NFLD

Started by fenderbelly, 31st October 2010 11:33 PM

announcer, breakfast, car, cornerbrook, even-numbered, expecting, garage, honey, husband, inches, leave, love, married, moved, newfoundland, nfld, park, radio, replied, snow, snowplows, snows, street, time, understanding, voice, week, wife, womenexhibit, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2010 10:41 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

I'm a big sissy

Started by wolften, 11th October 2010 06:43 PM

bed, big, broken, daddys, dear, evening, hug.i, light, mother, mummy, reassuring, shaky, silence, sissy, sleep, smiled, son, summer, thunderstorm, tonight, tremor, tucking, violent, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2010 06:43 PM; by wolften

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Talking Frog

Started by fenderbelly, 8th October 2010 10:28 AM

72-years, age, beautiful, boat, bride, carefully, dreaming, envious, fish, frog, front, guy, hear, heard, kiss, looked, loves, nuts, pick, picked, pocket, reached, short, sitting, talking, time, top, voice, wisdom.

Replies: 3
Views: 1,656

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2010 10:05 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Prayers answered

Started by BEKKY, 20th August 2010 05:22 PM

announced, answered, church, completely, congregation, crushed, doctors, hold, hospital, imagined, lord, minister, morning, pain, performed, podium, praise, prayers, scrotum, squirmed, stood, sunday, surgery, terrible, tom, uncomfortably, unnerved, voice, walked, weeks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,884

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2010 05:09 PM; by minus459

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

good and bad service.

Started by snowyskiesau, 5th August 2010 05:04 PM

account, acknowledged, annoying, approved, attitude, bad, bank, cash, dare, days, delay, deli, good, machine, manager, online, playing, process, refund, require, reversed, service, spent, supermarket, talking, time, tone, transaction, voice, waste

Replies: 2
Views: 1,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2010 09:26 PM; by q9

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

The kind Scotsman

Started by Grumpy John, 14th July 2010 08:20 AM

afternoon, answered, bring, car, children, disturbed, driver, easy, eating, entered, feed, fellows, foot, glad, grass, investigate, kind, limousine, love, poor, replied, riding, roadside, scotsman, sir, stop, taking, task, voice, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,693

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2010 12:20 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Guardian Angel

Started by Rodgera, 30th June 2010 03:15 PM

angel, bad, bricks, calls, car, day, fall, guardian, hears, imagined, obeys, past, questions, road, shouts, skids, step, stops, suddenly, ton, voice, walking, warn, wedding, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 857

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2010 03:15 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Glaucoma

Started by wheelinround, 15th March 2010 07:53 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,420

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2010 06:09 PM; by artme

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Heading to Hollywood

Started by wheelinround, 5th March 2010 08:29 AM

2tsup, ben, blog, day, denver, heading, hollywood, kiwi, nice, playing, quiet, ray, reader, regualr, shed, shoot, star, stu, stu's, stus, understand, venture, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2010 08:29 AM; by wheelinround

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Advice - Cordless Phones

Started by Metal Head, 21st February 2010 09:21 PM

advice, appreciated, assistant, bought, breaking, calls, cheers, chocolate, cordless, head, impressed, metal, noise, panasonic, phones, previously, products, purchased, return, set, shop, specialist, teapot, telephone, type, uniden, unidens, voice, week, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,526

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2010 08:41 PM; by China

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Office Irritant

Started by Rodgera, 12th February 2010 04:18 PM

allan, annoying, attitude, co-worker, condescending, dislike, instant, irritant, irritated, john, munruben, office, replied, saves, steered, suspected, time, tone, voice

Replies: 6
Views: 1,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2010 05:00 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

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