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  1. Politics

    Started by fenderbelly, 20th May 2013 01:01 PM
    asleep, awoke, bob, country, did., ghost, gillard, house, japanese, love, menzies, politics, producers, robert, sir, steel
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 939
    Last Post: 20th May 2013 01:01 PM
    by fenderbelly  Go to last post

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    JOKES

  2. Swooshing

    Started by Woodwould, 7th December 2011 02:22 PM
    asleep, bed, brilliant, doctor, drunk, fresh, home, husband, husbands, idea, keeping, manner, mouth, reborn, replied, shut, sod, swallow, swish, swished, swooshing, temper, threatening, threatens, time, touch, trick, water, weeks, woman
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,396
    Last Post: 7th December 2011 10:40 PM
    by doug3030  Go to last post

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    JOKES

  3. Understanding Politics

    Started by John Saxton, 19th March 2011 07:56 PM
    asleep, baby, bed, boy, brother, call, class, dad, door, father, finding, future, government, keyhole, locked, minister, morning, mother, nanny, nannys, parents, peeks, people, politics, prime, screwing, son, understanding, wake
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,271
    Last Post: 21st March 2011 08:36 AM
    by Rodgera  Go to last post

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    JOKES

  4. What are these people thinking!

    Started by BobL, 13th November 2010 12:30 AM
    3 Pages •
    1 2 3
    152931, 152932, accident, admitted, alignment, asleep, date, day, driver, falsify, fell, front, head, insured, kids, people, road, service, statement, straight, thinking, top, toyota, van, week, wheel, wife, witnesses, written, wrong
    • Replies: 38
    • Views: 5,122
    Last Post: 30th December 2010 02:42 PM
    by BobL  Go to last post

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    NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

  5. Strange issue with compact fluro downlights

    Started by Reno RSS Feed, 16th March 2009 09:30 PM
    20mins, asleep, bed, bedroom, bright, brightness, bulb, compact, downlights, fell, flashing, fluro, fluros, hall, hoping, inside, issue, jkept, led, light, lying, night, normal, notice, noticed, read, renovateforum.com, shed, thread, wall
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,588
    Last Post: 16th March 2009 09:30 PM
    by Reno RSS Feed  Go to last post

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    PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

  6. Wife Deals With Husbands Windy Problems

    Started by WoodJunky, 1st June 2008 12:06 AM
    asleep, bit, bloodstained, bowl, deals, eyes, farting, floor, god, guts, honey, husband, husbands, innards, laughing, lip, matter, morning, night, problems, sound, stop, story, told, turkey, underpants, upstairs, warned, wife, windy
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,503
    Last Post: 1st June 2008 08:51 AM
    by Pheonix  Go to last post

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    JOKES

  7. dog tired

    Started by wheelinround, 11th February 2008 07:53 AM
    afternoon, arrived, asleep, belly, catch, children, collar, continued, couch, curious, day, dog, dogs, home, hour, house, lives, mind, nap, note, pinned, sleep, slept, tags, ten, tired, tomorrow, weeks, well-fed, wrote
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,378
    Last Post: 11th February 2008 07:53 AM
    by wheelinround  Go to last post

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    JOKES

  8. Barry and Alan go camping

    Started by munruben, 12th November 2007 10:33 AM
    alan, all-powerful, appears, approximately, asleep, barry, beautiful, camping, day, evident, fall, idiot, insignificant, lord, meteorlogically, millions, moment, past, quarter, replies, silent, site, speaks, stolen, tells, tent, theologically, time, tomorrow, wise
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,437
    Last Post: 13th November 2007 10:24 AM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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    JOKES

  9. Mans best friends

    Started by munruben, 2nd August 2007 02:06 PM
    4-30am, asleep, bathroom, better.well, called, claimed, confirmed, consumed, darling, dave, fallen, friends, grog, home, hurried, husbands, jumped, mans, night, rest, rid, sick, slept, straight, telling, truth, upstairs, wake, wife, wifes
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,193
    Last Post: 2nd August 2007 02:06 PM
    by munruben  Go to last post

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    JOKES

  10. Buuuurp!

    Started by Christopha, 20th December 2006 03:30 PM
    asleep, bit, buuuurp, camp, croc, crocodiles, cut, czech, drawl, eminent, fat, female, fnq, heads, inside, laying, lookin, male, mate, means, mess, park, ranger, russian, scientist, scientists, sight, skeds, slow, sun
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,881
    Last Post: 21st December 2006 03:54 PM
    by mattylinn688  Go to last post

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    JOKES

  11. In deep & ya don't know it

    Started by John Saxton, 7th November 2006 09:45 PM
    asleep, bad, bed, bedroom, brian, bryan, day, deep, egg, enjoying, explained, explode, feeling, friday, happen, hen, inside, laid, late, peter, pub, reincarnated, relax, replies, rooster, send, strange, strolled, uncomfortable, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,551
    Last Post: 7th November 2006 10:16 PM
    by johnc  Go to last post

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    JOKES

  12. Falling Asleep In Sunday School

    Started by DaveInOz, 23rd May 2003 11:21 AM
    adam, asleep, ass, break, children, christ, day, died, eve, fall, falling, falls, gonna, half, jesus, late, lord, pencil, poke, pokes, rick, school, screams, shove, sleep, stay, sunday, teacher, time, tomorrow
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,762
    Last Post: 8th May 2006 09:20 PM
    by doug the slug  Go to last post

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    JOKES

  13. New Survivor Series

    Started by RufflyRustic, 24th February 2006 03:23 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    appointment, asleep, birth, care, child, children, childs, clean, clothes, day, doctors, father, favorite, food, island, kids, leave, length, money, play, required, series, size, song, spend, survivor, time, wear, weeks, weight
    • Replies: 18
    • Views: 2,747
    Last Post: 1st March 2006 12:51 PM
    by RufflyRustic  Go to last post

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    JOKES

  14. Sleep Apnoea

    Started by Daddles, 18th August 2005 11:34 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    acts, air, airways, apnoea, arrr, asleep, compressor, feels, flamin, forward, hope, idea, mask, morning, nice, night, pumps, rotten, ruddy, scone, shagged, sleep, sort, spend, splint, straps, stuff, throat, wake, wear
    • Replies: 22
    • Views: 2,958
    Last Post: 21st August 2005 07:58 PM
    by Daddles  Go to last post

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    NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

  15. Little Mary

    Started by Wood Butcher, 12th January 2005 11:06 PM
    adam, asleep, break, called, child, christ, damn, day, eve, fainted, fell, god, half, jabbed, jesus, johnny, jumped, mary, pin, question, rear, rescue, shouted, slumber, stick, stir, stuck, teacher, time, twenty-third
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,122
    Last Post: 12th January 2005 11:06 PM
    by Wood Butcher  Go to last post

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    JOKES

  16. I Must be Addicted

    Started by Gumby, 29th July 2004 05:09 AM
    4am, addicted, asleep, bad, bed, check, computer, dinkum, embarrased, fair, glad, idiot, middle, misses, night, past, piddle, posts, sit, this@#$%$, walk
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,096
    Last Post: 30th July 2004 12:35 AM
    by Gumby  Go to last post

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    NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

  17. Irish Toast

    Started by silentC, 21st July 2004 04:13 PM
    asleep, aye, bit, chuckled, church, corner, ears, fell, hoisted, home, irish, john, leeringly, life, mary, meself, night, oreilly, prize, pub, pull, rest, sitting, spending, surprised, time, toast, told, wife, won
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,512
    Last Post: 21st July 2004 07:54 PM
    by Driver  Go to last post

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    JOKES

  18. WANKwords

    Started by Bob Willson, 20th July 2004 04:55 AM
    asleep, change, falling, meetings, that., wankwords
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,912
    Last Post: 20th July 2004 02:56 PM
    by Barry_White  Go to last post

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    JOKES

  19. Vaseline

    Started by Baz, 9th April 2003 10:52 PM
    asleep, bathroom, bowl, day, eyes, farting, fingers, floor, footsteps, frantic, god, grace, guts, husband, laughing, morning, raced, reckoned, revenge, scream, shorts, sound, stop, tears, told, torture, turkey, upstairs, vaseline, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,471
    Last Post: 9th April 2003 10:52 PM
    by Baz  Go to last post

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    JOKES

  20. Irish toast

    Started by Gino, 12th February 2003 10:32 PM
    andsaid, asleep, aye, bit, chuckled, corner, ears, fell, hoisted, home, irish, john, leeringly, life, mary, meself, night, oreilly, prize, pull, rest, sitting, spending, surprised, time, toast, told, top, wife, won
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,297
    Last Post: 12th February 2003 10:32 PM
    by Gino  Go to last post

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    JOKES

  21. The 23 days of christmas

    Started by Neil, 2nd December 2002 11:50 PM
    4 Pages •
    1 2 3 4
    1150pm, asleep, awake, christmas, couple, creature, dad, days, dreaming, expecting, fast, house, lays, monday, mouse, mum, myers, night, party, quietly, raging, snooring, spend, stiring, thinking, twas, weeks, whilst
    • Replies: 49
    • Views: 11,128
    Last Post: 1st January 2003 08:36 PM
    by fxst  Go to last post

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    A Woodies Yarn

  22. drinkin buddies

    Started by Ray from Toronto, 3rd November 2002 08:54 AM
    acts, approach, asleep, bed, buddies, buddy, butt, closet, door, drinkin, drinking, driveway, home, horny, jump, late, married, screech, shes, shoes, slam, slap, sound, stairs, staying, steps, storm, taking, throw, wrong
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,537
    Last Post: 4th November 2002 05:36 PM
    by Gino  Go to last post

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    JOKES

  23. reality hits

    Started by Gino, 15th October 2002 09:51 PM
    anesthesia, asleep, beautiful, cute, disappointed, drugs, eyes, fell, fluttered, happened, heard, hits, minutes, reality, replied, sitting, stayed, surgery, waking, wearing, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,418
    Last Post: 15th October 2002 09:51 PM
    by Gino  Go to last post

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    JOKES

  24. Blondes

    Started by Richard Casey, 29th March 2002 10:29 PM
    asleep, blonde, blondes, breath, breathe, chair, cut, cutting, dead, dresser, goodie, hair, hairdressing, harm, headphones, investigation, listening, minute, oldy, playing, police, realises, remove, removes, rest, salon, sitting, style, supposed, tape
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,417
    Last Post: 29th March 2002 10:29 PM
    by Richard Casey  Go to last post

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    JOKES

  25. things are a little different now

    Started by Gino, 13th February 2001 02:16 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    apply, asleep, bed, breakfast, compared, day, dinner, evening, feel, hair, home, house, husband, husbands, meal, moment, morning, night, noise, offer, prepare, pressure, promptly, ready, remember, suggest, things, time, warm, world
    • Replies: 16
    • Views: 4,299
    Last Post: 14th May 2001 08:00 PM
    by Gino  Go to last post

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    JOKES

  26. A laugh or two for you

    Started by John Saxton, 5th November 2000 10:12 AM
    asleep, barn, beer, cheers, fell, female, found, hand, headache, hormones.to, husband, insurance, insured, laugh, male, mother, obsessed, partners, prove, scientists, sex, smiles, told, traces, wife, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,229
    Last Post: 5th November 2000 10:12 AM
    by John Saxton  Go to last post

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    JOKES

  27. The Irish Again

    Started by Hartley, 6th February 2000 06:42 PM
    asleep, awakens, bar, bartender, bed, called, closed, crawls, door, drinking, falls, figures, finally, flat, hell, irish, irishmans, leave, left, morning, night, pub, shouting, sound, stand, standing, stands, time, wheelchair, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,745
    Last Post: 6th February 2000 06:42 PM
    by Hartley  Go to last post

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    JOKES

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