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Helo from centran England

Started by Alexam, 6th May 2014 12:03 AM

additional, alex, bandsaw, centran, choir, ciome, couple, daughter, days, dosh, england, grandaughters, helo, job, lady, leaning, lovely, married, months, photography, previously, road, sawmills, singing, slowed, son, spent, timber, town, whilst

Replies: 5
Views: 2,058

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2014 10:21 PM; by crowie

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

I think this is probably a true story !!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 20th February 2014 11:59 AM

agrees, bandaged, bit, day, decide, decision, disappointed, discuss, doctor, foot, groans, head, helped, helping, hospital, huge, incher, invest, kitchen, married, penis, plays, role, spoken, story, talk, thirty, true, wakes, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,884

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2014 06:09 PM; by Grumpy John

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Greetings from Texas.

Started by Mr. Lara, 9th February 2014 11:08 AM

ago, brush, dog, fancy, finished, guys, information, kids, learn, married, nephew, plenty, razor, read, signed, stands, started, texas, toy, woodworking

Replies: 7
Views: 1,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2014 03:08 PM; by Christos

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Seniors Bridal Register

Started by John Saxton, 14th January 2014 05:00 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2014 05:13 PM; by AlexS

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G'day from the other side

Started by LarsDane, 24th December 2013 12:00 AM

ago, chilly, correctly, denmark, downunder, eyars, gday, happily, happy, hemisphere, holiday, inspiration, lady, lars, lathe, live, married, meantime, nick, northern, respect, roots, search, started, suggests, treat, vicmarc, wink, woodturning

Replies: 6
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2013 03:52 AM; by JJF

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The Alphabet Wife

Started by fenderbelly, 27th October 2013 09:57 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2013 09:57 AM; by fenderbelly

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G'Day All from Newby in Melb

Started by BeeFus, 9th October 2013 09:14 PM

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Replies: 8
Views: 1,985

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2013 10:54 PM; by Grommett

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47th anniversary

Started by powderpost, 30th July 2013 10:53 PM

47th, ago, anniversary, jim, lass, married, smart

Replies: 9
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2013 11:45 PM; by powderpost

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Love, honour and obey....?

Started by MBM888, 22nd June 2013 12:44 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2013 12:44 PM; by MBM888

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Would you marry again

Started by rwbuild, 19th May 2013 07:16 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,612

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2013 05:28 PM; by damian

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Hi From Brisbane/Nanango

Started by Drunkensailor, 30th April 2013 01:05 PM

brisbane, brisbane or nanango, brisbane/nanango, burnett, cheers, dad, dave, enjoyed, explore, forum, gday, hail, heartily, hobbies, home, kids, learned, lovely, married, moving, occupy, pending, polite, settle, shortly, south, stage, starting, threads, time

Replies: 6
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2013 10:27 PM; by Drunkensailor

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Recipe for the perfect marriage

Started by MBM888, 23rd April 2013 05:40 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,549

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2013 11:05 PM; by chambezio

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Who am I: Number IV

Started by Mutawintji, 21st April 2013 03:03 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

anthropologist, dead, devilred, english, explorer, isabel, linguist, maker, map, married, mistake, number, prudish, spy, time, writer

Replies: 29
Views: 8,977

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2013 09:04 PM; by FenceFurniture

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Howdy

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 26th March 2013 09:20 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2013 09:20 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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Hey all

Started by piston9, 10th March 2013 01:45 PM

computer, couple, dabbled, day, decidedly, dodgy, drewe, funny, guy, hanging, hey, kids, learning, life, lots, married, past, posting, reading, round, time, woodworking

Replies: 6
Views: 1,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2013 08:38 PM; by artme

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Giddaye from Steve - Sydney

Started by Giffo, 24th February 2013 07:13 PM

1988, beach, beaches, belrose, carpenter, cheers, child, closer, days, forward, giddaye, hills, home, learning, married, moved, nice, northern, pennant, perth, sharing, steve, sydney, sydneys, trade, west

Replies: 3
Views: 893

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2013 09:04 PM; by Corin

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Elderly Romance

Started by Rodgera, 20th February 2013 11:20 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2013 01:18 PM; by Wongo

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Newly Married

Started by Rodgera, 18th January 2013 01:05 PM

bride, father, feeling, fortune, honey, insecure, left, married, matter, newly, replied, sweetly, swmbo

Replies: 0
Views: 827

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2013 01:05 PM; by Rodgera

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New Guy on the Block Rev Dr Bill.

Started by G4CWA, 8th December 2012 02:42 PM

amateur, bill, block, business, busy, coffin, coffins, design, doc, drawings, economy, engineer, event, expensive, family, guy, intro, law, lot, married, pastor, prefer, reading, retirement, rev, rosalinda, short, son, suggestions, woodworker

Replies: 7
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2012 01:32 AM; by JJF

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G'day from Rydalmere, Sydney, Australia

Started by Zwitter, 12th September 2012 04:14 PM

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Replies: 9
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2012 08:04 AM; by munruben

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G'Day from Coffs Harbour

Started by Barterbuilt, 21st September 2012 10:54 AM

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Replies: 6
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2012 11:27 PM; by Christos

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Take 'em at their word

Started by Joe Townsville, 15th August 2012 02:39 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2012 08:48 PM; by crowie

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The Classifieds

Started by FenceFurniture, 15th April 2012 07:46 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2012 07:46 PM; by FenceFurniture

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Hi Hi

Started by derrydown, 23rd February 2012 05:32 AM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2012 08:11 PM; by Christos

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Hi from Marquetry

Started by marquetry, 6th February 2012 09:53 PM

4wd, bloke, cane, company, contract, cook, dancing, demolition, drifted, farm, grew, guy, jobs, kids, local, marquetry, married, moved, nth, operating, pretty, spent, teach, top, tractors, trade, tunnel, vic, yrs

Replies: 4
Views: 1,476

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2012 07:52 PM; by JJF

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Alabama Guy

Started by firewhatfire, 3rd January 2012 04:56 AM

alabama, center, constantly, cracks, craze, dispatch, ems, finally, fire, guess, guy, happened, improve, join, kids, married, morris, pen, pens, phil, planet, police, segmented, slip, strive, supervisor, teenagers, time, tools, woodworking

Replies: 5
Views: 1,078

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2012 06:14 AM; by Ad de Crom

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Congratlations Christos

Started by wheelinround, 13th December 2011 01:07 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

26th, 2tsup2tsup2tsup2tsup2tsup, bai, christos, congratlations, congratulations, found, lady, lovely, married, moment, nov, shock

Replies: 18
Views: 2,825

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2011 06:31 AM; by Claw Hama

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The day has arrived.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th October 2011 07:28 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

50.2tsup, ago, allan, announce, arrived, day, doorway, forward, married, meeting, moons, proudly, revolving, val

Replies: 16
Views: 2,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2011 02:54 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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Older women solve problems

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th September 2011 05:53 PM

bed, black, car, celebrate, cheap, comfy, comment, girl, guys, house, intelligent, junk, living, marriage, married, month, older, problems, reasonable, search, sleep, sleeping, sofa, solve, told, watch, white, wife, woman, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2011 06:49 PM; by wheelinround

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45 years

Started by powderpost, 30th July 2011 09:55 PM

Replies: 12
Views: 1,534

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2011 08:36 PM; by powderpost

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Muscles74

Started by Muscles74, 5th July 2011 08:45 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 885

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2011 09:25 PM; by kcam

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

A Loving Husband

Started by bullfright, 3rd July 2011 07:19 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2011 11:14 AM; by tea lady

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G'day from Waiheke, NZ

Started by jcb, 26th June 2011 08:49 PM

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Replies: 5
Views: 1,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2011 10:30 PM; by JJF

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aUSSIE GIRL

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th June 2011 09:11 PM

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Replies: 5
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2011 07:52 PM; by munruben

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Letter of the year

Started by wheelinround, 28th May 2011 02:34 PM

dear, improvement, kids, letter, married, mother-in-law, raise, sincerely, son-in-law, year

Replies: 6
Views: 1,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2011 02:30 PM; by wheelinround

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hello all

Started by flicker, 17th March 2011 07:22 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2011 10:19 PM; by Christos

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New one checking in - I'll try not to ask the usual questions!

Started by Acprophoto, 6th January 2011 07:55 PM

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Replies: 9
Views: 1,397

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2011 08:01 PM; by Christos

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Airport Mistletoe

Started by Rodgera, 23rd December 2010 01:24 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2010 09:27 PM; by joe greiner

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The lawnmower

Started by devnull, 22nd December 2010 07:24 PM

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Replies: 6
Views: 1,686

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2010 01:46 PM; by RETIRED

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Newbie

Started by rich88, 19th December 2010 07:35 AM

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Replies: 9
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2010 08:57 AM; by mn pete

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Happy Birthday to Me!

Started by tea lady, 18th December 2010 04:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

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Replies: 17
Views: 2,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2010 09:24 AM; by Bob38S

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The best clean joke of the year

Started by ryanclan, 20th December 2010 08:56 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2010 10:30 AM; by chrisb691

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Marriage Advice

Started by Rodgera, 15th December 2010 07:36 PM

advice, couple, granddaughters, guests, looked, marriage, married, moment, newly-married, polled, shes, swmbo, wedding, wife, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2010 05:09 PM; by rrich

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Unable to Speak

Started by Rodgera, 10th December 2010 04:16 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2010 10:51 AM; by Rodgera

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How's that for luck.

Started by munruben, 29th October 2010 04:55 PM

beautiful, deeply, dollars, fallen, girl, guy, hows, life, lottery, love, luck, lucky, married, met, million, model, read, rest, spend, sydney, talk, week, won

Replies: 5
Views: 1,697

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2010 02:08 PM; by damian

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What to do when it snows in NFLD

Started by fenderbelly, 31st October 2010 11:33 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2010 10:41 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Cheating in the US

Started by Dengue, 15th October 2010 03:24 PM

america, cheat, cheating, eighty, europe, married, percent, rest

Replies: 4
Views: 1,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2010 07:12 PM; by Rodgera

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That time of year again

Started by Grumpy John, 7th September 2010 08:41 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,737

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2010 08:41 AM; by Grumpy John

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Air gun + Compressor - Guidance needed

Started by q9, 22nd August 2010 03:27 PM

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Replies: 13
Views: 3,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2010 11:43 PM; by q9

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FINISHING

Prince Charles and the corgie

Started by Grumpy John, 17th August 2010 09:01 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2010 09:01 AM; by Grumpy John

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