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Duz tha speak Yorkshire

Started by fenderbelly, 21st June 2011 04:04 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

apologises, assures, blood, calls, cat, chemist, cream, decides, dies, dog, duz, engraved, gold, headstone, jeweller, lad, left, mason, ready, speak, statue, stone, takes, tha, thin, vet, widower, yorkshire, yorkshireman, yorkshiremans

Replies: 19
Views: 3,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2019 04:32 AM; by keithmart

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JOKES

A wee Dram o' the good stuff

Started by John Saxton, 29th May 2014 08:24 PM

admitted, anticipated, arab, aye, blood, bmw, box, card, chocolates, diamonds, donate, dram, gesture, good, heart, hospital, laddie, phoned, prior, quality, reciprocate, scotsman, sheik, shocked, street, stuff, surgery, thank-you, type, wee

Replies: 1
Views: 1,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2014 10:23 PM; by Stewie D

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the face that launched 1000 ships

Started by Evanism, 15th March 2014 08:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1000, arm, blood, bowl, bridge, cool, cuts, deep, eyes, face, facemask, found, glued, goggles, grumpy, hit, impact, lacerated, launched, learned, lesson, nose, puffed, ships, sink, slow, sprayed, steribands, wear, wife

Replies: 19
Views: 4,786

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2014 11:17 AM; by jimbur

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SAFETY

Drinking problem

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th March 2014 10:12 AM

allan, appetite, blood, cognac, cold, drink, drinking, genuine, grandma, grandmother, grandmothers, healthy, heavy, knowledge, lectured, lots, low, naturally, pressure, presure, problem, reach, red, replied, sick, staying, vodka, water, white, wine

Replies: 0
Views: 1,737

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2014 10:12 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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A primitive economy.

Started by artme, 5th February 2014 06:12 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

ability, adopt, aircraftindusrty, blood, cattle, contend, economy, export, fish, gather, gatherers, green, ground, holes, hunter/fisher, ion, laid, lost, moment, nation, ocean, ore, overcome, position, primitive, stupid, technology.at, time, wheat, wool

Replies: 82
Views: 10,670

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2014 04:11 PM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Heavenly food

Started by Carry Pine, 3rd January 2014 11:02 AM

ago’, beef, blood, bodies, called, club, cooked, cooking, day, eat, effects, explains, food, golf, heaven, heavenly, illness, jack, john, manager, maude, meals, meat, normal, oatmeal, out.’, overlooking, pressure, red, you’ve

Replies: 0
Views: 1,292

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2014 11:02 AM; by Carry Pine

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Another patient

Started by rustynail, 22nd October 2013 03:44 PM

anatomy, begins, blood, cholesterol, clothes, doctor, examination, informs, lady, medical, patient, pressure, remove, stick, suggests, tongue, trouble, visits, well-

Replies: 1
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2013 05:13 PM; by chambezio

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The Patient

Started by issatree, 15th October 2013 05:19 PM

302, blood, excellent, floor, fred, functionally, grandfather, grateful, happy, heart, hold, hospital, information, line, nice, nurse, nurses, patient, pressure, rang, roberts, sir, son, station, tells, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2013 05:19 PM; by issatree

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Another brush with the law!!!!!

Started by artme, 30th July 2013 04:57 PM

ana, appears, blood, brisbane, brush, clot, considered, distinct, doctors, heard, hearing, hubris, impression, law, left, leg, letter, magistrate, matter, paid, potential, produced, read, regard, serious, sort, travel, upshot, wisdom, witness

Replies: 11
Views: 1,878

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2013 01:16 AM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bandsaw incident

Started by OldGrain, 7th April 2013 10:56 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bandsaw, blade, block, blood, cut, dripping, edge, edge.never, floor.only, hand.a, happen, incident, initial, jeez, nail, noticed, panic, pick, pretty, set, shock/horror, situation, spatter.looking, stitches, thing.continued, thumb.nail, tinge, toys, winter, years.slight

Replies: 16
Views: 4,835

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2013 10:15 AM; by wheelinround

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Blood bros

Started by rwbuild, 26th November 2012 04:19 AM

arab, aye, blood, box, bros, card, chocolates, donate, finally, generous, happy, laddie, life, nice, phoned, quality, replied, save, scotsman, scottish, shocked, street, surgery, surprised, thank-you, time, type, urgent, veins, worldwide

Replies: 1
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2012 09:46 PM; by Jonzjob

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Dog attack

Started by artme, 16th September 2012 05:53 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

attack, blood, child, cross, daamage, daughter, dog, extensive, girl, grand, hoping, late, litre+, lost, lot, mastiff, neighbour, rang, savaged, surgery, teras, undergoing, yesterday

Replies: 36
Views: 4,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2012 09:11 PM; by artme

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Cowardly Mongrels

Started by artme, 5th September 2012 06:09 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$####, apparently, arrested, behaviour, blood, broken, bull, car, cock, collection, cook, covered, cowardly, excuse, fractured, hospital, justify, lawyer, mongrels, motorist, passing, police, shirtless, smart, spotted, steal, stole, stuarts, torched, upside$

Replies: 24
Views: 3,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2012 01:54 PM; by artme

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I should move my finger

Started by pjt, 23rd June 2012 10:03 PM

86x43x200, bandaid, block, blood, brain, butdoh~;, couple, dang, drill, drilling, exits, extra, finger, fingerbdoh, happen, hole, move, nail, nicks, noggin, nuisance, occupied, pete, pic, sitting, slow, sort, thinking, tooo, worth

Replies: 12
Views: 2,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2012 04:02 PM; by jimbur

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SAFETY

Builder Costs $4400 per m2

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 22nd June 2012 12:30 PM

$4400, 250k, 600k, acres, blood, build, builders, built, canberra, charging, costs, inexperience, meter, moved, plan, read, recently, recovered, renovateforum.com, renovation, sold, square, surprise, sweat, sydney, tears, thread, valley, yass, yipee

Replies: 0
Views: 1,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2012 12:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Sometimes it pays to remove your ear muffs

Started by BobL, 10th May 2012 04:55 PM

bit, blood, cut, divots, drill, ear, endearment, fing, finger, half, heard, hole, idjiot, kinder, left, lot, muffs, palm, pays, remove, removed, ring, sharp, stop, swmbo, sympathetic, terms, towel, twist, worse

Replies: 12
Views: 2,696

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2012 12:27 PM; by Robson Valley

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SAFETY

Blood transfusion

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th February 2012 04:45 PM

admitted, allan, arab, aye, blood, card, cherry, chocolate, donated, generous, hospital, laddie, located, luckily, occasion, phoned, precaution, rare, replied, ripe, scotsman, scottish, sheik, shocked, store, surgery, transfusion, type, veins, wad

Replies: 1
Views: 1,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2012 06:53 PM; by munruben

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A little brown paper bag

Started by fenderbelly, 17th December 2011 01:22 PM

abroad, aro-d, bag, blood, brown, carrier, doctor, doctors, drug, explanation, feel, hmm, homosexual, intravenous, jab, mother, needles, paper, passport, queried, recently, relationship, required, scroll, sex, sharing, told, transfusion, users, ‘whats

Replies: 7
Views: 1,782

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2011 11:01 PM; by doug3030

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dark + dog + glass door = . . .

Started by BobL, 1st October 2011 01:32 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bad, bar, bits, blood, bridge, cramp, cross, cuts, dark, dog, door, dripping, drunken, emergency, glass, head, hit, hobo, hospital, hurts, injuries, left, leg, metal, nauseous, night, nose, stand, street, swmbo

Replies: 31
Views: 5,809

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2011 11:52 PM; by ian

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SAFETY

Disabled Disabled toilets

Started by wheelinround, 10th September 2011 10:46 PM

2nd, access, blood, bloody, bowl, disabled, door, emergency, floor, government, greeted, ground, hospital, kick, labor, management, mins, public, remaining, remains, required, seat, situation, staff, stained, stupidity, swift, toilet, toilets, trip

Replies: 8
Views: 2,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2011 12:26 AM; by Ed Reiss

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Dragon's Blood

Started by mic-d, 21st August 2011 12:43 PM

blood, derived, dracaena, dragon, dragons, finish, imitation, impure, incense-grade, mahogany, online, prooftint, recipe, refined, resin, source, stain

Replies: 4
Views: 1,627

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2011 07:03 PM; by RedShirtGuy

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FINISHING

My profile

Started by S Cooper, 26th March 2011 07:09 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2011 08:39 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

First Aid

Started by Rodgera, 15th January 2011 06:40 PM

$accident, aid, awful, bartender, blood, broken, car, door, elm, explains, fainting, flash, fractured, goodness, head, knees, late, leg, lying, middle, sat, skull, street, street;, terrible, thrown, training, waitress, walking, walks$

Replies: 2
Views: 1,248