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  1. Irish logic

    Started by fenderbelly, 13th April 2014 12:07 PM
    anxiously, arrives, calm, coming, email, explanation, forever, happened, home, immediately, irish, jean, leaving, logic, moments, mother-in-law, naked, odd, packing, paddy, shops, simple, smile, son-in-law, speak, suitcase, telling, told, wife
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    Last Post: 13th April 2014 12:07 PM
    by fenderbelly  Go to last post

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  2. While in the pub tonight !!!!!

    Started by fenderbelly, 21st February 2014 10:26 PM
    amid, bandied, beer, church, coming, drinking, fast, flying, googled, home, http://www.venganza.org, jokes, laughter, lots, mind, names, people, policeman, pub, publican, real, round, spaghetti, spoof, stop, telling, tonight, town, true, weird
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,906
    Last Post: 12th March 2014 08:16 AM
    by Sebastiaan56  Go to last post
  3. This conversation REALLY happened - no enhancement required

    Started by doug3030, 6th October 2013 01:01 AM
    7 Pages
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    • Replies: 92
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    Last Post: 17th October 2013 04:52 PM
    by DavidG  Go to last post
  4. The telephone call

    Started by fenderbelly, 20th September 2013 11:44 AM
    aro-d, bit, call, close, decided, fenderbelly, heard, isolated, joke, lady, mates, mummy, names, parents, people, policemans, pretty, ring, robbo, robbos, scott, scotts, send, ses, speak, susie, tea, telephone, telling, thunder
    • Replies: 0
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    Last Post: 20th September 2013 11:44 AM
    by fenderbelly  Go to last post

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  5. Phome Scam

    Started by Chris Parks, 5th September 2013 06:57 PM
    $4288.00, arrangements, bank, bit, brand, call, calls, details, guess, heard, message, money, morning, overcharged, person, phome, phone, provided, providing, received, return, ring, satisfaction, scam, telling, time, urged, warned, wasted, wife
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 1,711
    Last Post: 12th September 2013 02:11 PM
    by smidsy  Go to last post
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    Last Post: 3rd September 2013 08:20 AM
    by Reno RSS Feed  Go to last post
  6. not sure if this is new - old or recycled like Kevin

    Started by fenderbelly, 31st July 2013 10:32 PM
    abraham, answered, ceiling, clock, earth, entire, fan, hands, incredible, indicating, kevin, lie, lie-clock, lie-clocks, lies, life, lincolns, mother, move, moved, peter, recycled, replied, responded, rudd’s, telling, teresas, time, told
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,218
    Last Post: 3rd August 2013 07:52 AM
    by Rodgera  Go to last post

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  7. Dot from Melbourne :)

    Started by Dot, 7th June 2013 01:18 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    aim, basically, burn, burner, called, chair, change, cheers, dot, forum, gist, hang, hed, materials, melbourne, miss, moment, patterns, people, relevant, remember, semester, slowly, table, teacher, telling, tools, wood, woodworking, woodworks
    • Replies: 15
    • Views: 2,369
    Last Post: 16th June 2013 02:24 PM
    by DaveTTC  Go to last post
  8. What do you do?

    Started by AlexS, 27th March 2013 07:57 PM
    account, action, adverse, apologetic, appears, blister, box, call, client, clients, credit, day, days, depositing, easily, email, father, guess, legal, money, payment, phone, record, send, shes, shortly, sister, telling, threatening, wedding
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 2,011
    Last Post: 29th April 2013 10:46 PM
    by Bushmiller  Go to last post
  9. Just another reason this forum is languishing

    Started by Sigidi, 14th March 2013 06:14 PM
    apostrophe, attempts, bashing, bloody, carl, changed, crashing, day, feel, forming, forum, guys, havin, heap, hell, languishing, likea, love, messages, post, reason, send, single, stuff, teh, telling, tha, thread, timing, typing
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,900
    Last Post: 15th March 2013 07:03 PM
    by Big Shed  Go to last post
  10. just had a phone call

    Started by Kev Y., 7th February 2013 03:19 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    accent, agreeable, bit, call, deafening, decided, dick, edvard, enthusiastically, fall, fun, left, list, machine, microsoft, moment, pauses, phone, question, questions, real, registration, responses, scam, scanned, silence, stupid, telling, vindows, wife
    • Replies: 20
    • Views: 3,064
    Last Post: 11th February 2013 10:45 AM
    by jimbur  Go to last post
  11. Damn the damn dams or be dammed!

    Started by bitingmidge, 29th May 2006 06:58 PM
    8 Pages
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
    appearance, bob, brown, built, call, canoe, connected, dam, dammed, damn, dams, future, glass, happen, live, lived, mary, missing, no-where, nodam, properties, rentacrowd, river, rural, tad, tank, telling, town, water, wrigglers
    • Replies: 111
    • Views: 10,890
    Last Post: 9th December 2012 02:46 PM
    by hughie  Go to last post
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,345
    Last Post: 12th November 2012 12:29 PM
    by BobL  Go to last post
  12. Does this come up on Your Screen.

    Started by issatree, 27th August 2012 06:56 PM
    add, arrow, box, iphone, olas, promoting, reading, registraion, remember, replied, rid, robbos, screen, telling, thread, underlined, university, winning, words
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,442
    Last Post: 31st August 2012 12:53 PM
    by issatree  Go to last post
  13. One for the cemetery nuts

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th August 2012 05:56 PM
    allan, approached, bicycle, cautiously, cemetery, couple, divided, fence, fenderbelly, hear, heard, hobbled, hundred, lord, metres, munruben, nuts, passed, quickly, repeatedly, road, sharing, stick, telling, threatening, tree, truth, voice, walking, words
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,729
    Last Post: 24th August 2012 10:22 PM
    by fenderbelly  Go to last post

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  14. Not just onions

    Started by Charleville, 4th June 2012 03:39 PM
    bit, clever, coconut, cry, ddd, food, guy, insisting, know-it-all, mate, mine, onions, telling, threw
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,241
    Last Post: 7th June 2012 03:12 PM
    by damian  Go to last post

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  15. Fishing

    Started by Rodgera, 14th March 2012 07:19 PM
    bait, caught, fish, fishing, husband, loud, neighbor, reeled, returning, talked, telling, trip, troubles, wife, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,204
    Last Post: 14th March 2012 07:19 PM
    by Rodgera  Go to last post

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  16. G’day from Sydney

    Started by HeadScratcher, 29th January 2012 10:49 AM
    appealing, audio, basic, biggest, bit, brother, cabinet, dangerous, didn’t, guy, g’day, hands, hankering, industry’s, keen, metal, names, professional, programming, router, speakers, spindled, sydney, telling, thumb, time, times, tools, trades, visual
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,412
    Last Post: 1st February 2012 07:59 AM
    by JJF  Go to last post
  17. old to look new again

    Started by silky oak man, 6th January 2012 11:11 AM
    ,am, guy, hell, paint, paper, sand, sanded, steel, stripper, table, telling, timber, told, understand, wool, you2tsup
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,829
    Last Post: 17th January 2012 07:22 PM
    by munruben  Go to last post

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  18. School yard games

    Started by Phil Spencer, 1st December 2011 10:20 AM
    arm, boys, common.oo, cricket, damage, daughter, day, dead, fast, fellows, footy, game, games, hurts, kick, nerve, nuts, opponents, punch, roshambo, school, standing, telling, tells, wins.oo, yard
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 1,981
    Last Post: 11th December 2011 01:51 PM
    by corbs  Go to last post
  19. Outdoors man

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th September 2011 08:24 PM
    afternoon, allan, ball, buck, crappy, crawl, creek, deep, encountered, flooded, golf, golfer, grassed, gum, hole, incident, kangaroo, man, mate, morning, muddy, outdoors, replied, searching, stinking, telling, tiger, waist, walked, whopping
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,224
    Last Post: 9th September 2011 10:10 PM
    by wheelinround  Go to last post

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  20. Old Friends

    Started by Rodgera, 13th July 2011 10:38 AM
    allan, apartment, business, button, buttons, coming, door, doorbell, elbow, elevator, empty-handed, enter, finally, floor, foot, friends, front, gap, hall, invited, john, kicking, left, press, pressing, reach, sixth, surely, telling, visit
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,284
    Last Post: 14th July 2011 06:31 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  21. Never Assume Anything!

    Started by Timeless Timber, 3rd March 2011 05:59 AM
    airport, assume, charter, cheers, close, cnn, doh, finally, fires, flight, fly, hillsides, instructor, low, moment, passes, photographer, pictures, pilot, plane, responded, shots, silent, stammered, strangely, taxied, telling, told, twin-engine, valley
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,217
    Last Post: 4th March 2011 09:00 PM
    by AlexHW  Go to last post

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  22. Historic Recall

    Started by Rodgera, 19th February 2011 03:26 PM
    1st, 500, ago, america, class, columbus, concluded, crabtree, discovery, exclaimed, grade, happened, historic, memory, recall, story, student, telling, wow
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,290
    Last Post: 22nd February 2011 09:35 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  23. HELP! Advice urgently needed.

    Started by Reno RSS Feed, 17th January 2011 09:20 AM
    action, approval, approved, avoid, begining, cheap, clause, contract, costs, council, doubt, future, head-aches, house, involved, money, motives, plan, purchased, read, reason, renovateforum.com, responisble, sold, telling, thread, told, true, vendor, wrote
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,349
    Last Post: 17th January 2011 09:20 AM
    by Reno RSS Feed  Go to last post
  24. Wheelinround's schooldays

    Started by munruben, 30th December 2010 11:23 AM
    angry, apples, day, father, hand, hands, impossible, miss, mum, note, oranges, ray, rays, reply;, schooldays, stupid, teach, teacher, telling, told, wheelinround, wheelinrounds, wrote
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,413
    Last Post: 11th January 2011 04:03 PM
    by rrich  Go to last post

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  25. My Bank is broke.

    Started by munruben, 4th December 2010 07:35 AM
    bank, broke, carba-tec, cheque, day, funds, insufficient, letter, pay, purchased, returned, stamped, stuff, telling, worried, wrote
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,366
    Last Post: 5th December 2010 09:20 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  26. lacquer jelling

    Started by jimmie, 21st September 2010 04:41 AM
    acid, autombile, building, business, causing, cell, chose, concrete, dealership, differences, finished, floors, foam, furniture, insullation, jelling, lacquer, metal, month, nitrocelulose, polished, reason, roll, soften, specifics, spray, stained, standard, starters, telling
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,630
    Last Post: 27th September 2010 07:18 PM
    by bobsreturn2003  Go to last post

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  27. Weddings and Funerals

    Started by Rodgera, 17th June 2010 09:40 PM
    aunts, cackling, funerals, poking, ribs, started, stopped, telling, weddings
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 885
    Last Post: 17th June 2010 09:40 PM
    by Rodgera  Go to last post

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  28. Never assume

    Started by fenderbelly, 10th June 2010 10:56 AM
    air, airport, assume, charter, close, cnn, finally, fires, flight, fly, hillsides, instructed, instructor, local, low, moment, passes, photographer, pictures, pilot, plane, responded, shots, silent, stammered, strangely, telling, told, twin-engine, valley
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,311
    Last Post: 10th June 2010 05:05 PM
    by tea lady  Go to last post

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  29. moron caught red handed

    Started by Clinton1, 1st May 2010 01:43 AM
    ####, $$$$, acting, angry, ballifs, bring, call, caught, dad, explain, fed, fence, footpath, freaking, handed, holding, hope, house, mates, mental, moron, mum, patient, police, push, red, situation, son, telling, wife
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 1,849
    Last Post: 8th May 2010 09:35 PM
    by nihilism  Go to last post
  30. Refurbish or renovate/extend? Your opinions

    Started by Reno RSS Feed, 2nd May 2010 12:30 PM
    5-star, bathroom, bottom, buy, cheap, comfortable, commission, extension, front, gut, house, houses, kitchen, live, market, mid-50s, minutes, moondog, nice, norlane, northcote, original, pretty, replacement, retire, site, sound, telling, tired, width
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,205
    Last Post: 2nd May 2010 12:30 PM
    by Reno RSS Feed  Go to last post
  31. iPhones - Are they just a wank?

    Started by Grumpy John, 7th January 2010 12:13 PM
    5 Pages
    1 2 3 4 5
    alternatives, beloved, bluetooth, card, contacts, expired, finally, iphone, iphones, kids, link, motorolla, phone, phones, photos, pita, telling, told, trouble, wank, worth
    • Replies: 66
    • Views: 6,731
    Last Post: 27th March 2010 10:53 AM
    by BobL  Go to last post
  32. House Valuer in Adelaide, anyone know a good one?

    Started by Reno RSS Feed, 19th January 2010 10:50 PM
    25-30%, adelaide, banks, drive, equity, giving, grief, house, houses, increase, independant, limiting, price, properly, properties, random, read, recommend, renovateforum.com, search, suburb, telling, thread, true, valuation, valued, valuer, valuers, worth
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,126
    Last Post: 19th January 2010 10:50 PM
    by Reno RSS Feed  Go to last post
  33. A New Blonde Joke !!!!!

    Started by fenderbelly, 6th January 2010 08:38 PM
    blonde, brunette, bull, buy, com-for-da-bul, comfortable, drive, explains, glad, haul, hell, hitch, home, joke, operator, paying, pickup, ranch, send, shell, sister, sisters, slowly, telegram, telegraph, telling, tells, trailer, truck, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,125
    Last Post: 6th January 2010 08:38 PM
    by fenderbelly  Go to last post

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  34. Alan bought a new monitor for his computer

    Started by munruben, 2nd January 2010 06:03 PM
    alan, barry, bought, cent, computer, cost, deal, dramatically, extra, haggled, installed, monitor, moon, plugged, price, reduce, shopkeeper, switched, telling, too.and, windows
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,361
    Last Post: 3rd January 2010 11:35 AM
    by munruben  Go to last post

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  35. The miracle of toilet paper

    Started by Calm, 17th October 2009 09:53 PM
    alive, as2, beat, breasts, characteristically, continue, day, deal, fresh, front, grow, husband, larger, meals, miracle, mirror, missing, paper, period, piece, replies, rubbing, stand, stopped, straw, stupid, telling, therapy, toilet, walk
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,170
    Last Post: 19th October 2009 05:05 AM
    by artme  Go to last post

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  36. LPG gas cooktop indoors - How and is it any good?

    Started by Reno RSS Feed, 19th August 2009 06:10 PM
    4kg, agl, bottles, chance, cooking, cooktop, dream, fibs, fit, forum, gas, guy, guys, hot, indoors, info, live, log, lpg, lurking, post, read, realized, renovateforum.com, source, system, telling, thread, water, wifes
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,664
    Last Post: 19th August 2009 06:10 PM
    by Reno RSS Feed  Go to last post
  37. Lead Paint

    Started by Reno RSS Feed, 21st June 2009 05:50 PM
    concerned, lead, paint, possum2tsup, qlder, quick, read, renovateforum.com, telling, thread
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 792
    Last Post: 21st June 2009 05:50 PM
    by Reno RSS Feed  Go to last post
  38. Hello from the right-hand coast of the USA

    Started by alderaan, 17th June 2009 03:47 AM
    addicted, bowls, busy, coast, command, computer, courage, economy, gotta, hypnotizing, join, letting, pens, performance, piece, right-hand, righthand, screwing, shed, spinning, supper, table, telling, time, usa, wally, wife, wood, woodworking, workshop
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,370
    Last Post: 20th June 2009 04:31 AM
    by Ad de Crom  Go to last post
  39. Pearly Gates 1

    Started by Grumpy John, 17th June 2009 06:33 PM
    abraham, ceiling, clock, clocks, died, entire, fan, front, gates, god, hands, huge, incredible, indicating, kevin, lie, lies, life, lincolns, moved, office, pearly, peter, replied, responded, rudds, stood, telling, told, wall
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,191
    Last Post: 18th June 2009 11:18 AM
    by tea lady  Go to last post

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  40. Sandpaper....Norton A219 and A275 Difference?

    Started by Earthling#44-9a, 6th May 2009 07:36 PM
    $0.58, $0.79, a219, a275, benefits, boost, canada, compared, difference, falling, finish, guaranteed, guy, makes, norton, online, pack, paper, random, sales, sandpaper, sandpapernorton, save, sheet, sky, supposedly, telling, time, virgins
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,797
    Last Post: 11th May 2009 08:39 AM
    by Earthling#44-9a  Go to last post

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  41. most members from witch state?

    Started by weisyboy, 10th March 2009 09:01 PM
    3 Pages
    1 2 3
    members, otehrs, state, telling, witch
    • Replies: 40
    • Views: 4,835
    Last Post: 9th May 2009 11:24 PM
    by Johncs  Go to last post
  42. Heat Pump Hot water Help

    Started by Reno RSS Feed, 30th April 2009 10:40 PM
    40%, 75%, constant, depending, dux, electricty, energy, heat, hot, makes, peak, plumber, plumbers, prefer, price, pump, read, reason, renovateforum.com, rheem, run, saving, system, talking, telling, thread, told, true, water
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,958
    Last Post: 30th April 2009 10:40 PM
    by Reno RSS Feed  Go to last post
  43. Permit to remove wall

    Started by Reno RSS Feed, 19th April 2009 05:20 PM
    bearing, confirmed, council, load, permit, read, remove, renovateforum.com, telling, thread, wall
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,339
    Last Post: 19th April 2009 05:20 PM
    by Reno RSS Feed  Go to last post
  44. Barry at the top

    Started by munruben, 28th March 2009 05:12 PM
    allan, barry, chest, digging, holes, job, puffed, starting, straight, telling, top, wow
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 972
    Last Post: 29th March 2009 12:39 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  45. Terrible

    Started by munruben, 23rd March 2009 06:37 PM
    advice, calls, happening, hours, offers, phone, pleads, poison, poisoning, rabbi, replied, shes, spoke, surprised, talk, telling, terrible, week, wife, wrong
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,306
    Last Post: 25th March 2009 05:34 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  46. Hi Tech

    Started by Breslauer, 3rd March 2009 08:59 AM
    alpha, attractive, bar, bloody, bond, broken, date, explains, fast, giggles, hour, james, lady, moment, notices, panties, replies, smirks, special, state-of-the-art, talk, taps, tech, telepathically, telling, walks, watch, waves, wearing, woman
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,879
    Last Post: 18th March 2009 07:12 AM
    by les88  Go to last post

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  47. Out of Memory Error

    Started by Rodgera, 5th March 2009 06:30 PM
    awakened, button, call, click, covers, error, garbage, handles, lasted, light, loving, memory, minutes, night, passwords, phone, pulled, remember, responsibility, rest, rolled, sleep, stuff, support, technician, telling, tuesdays, type, typical, wife
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,887
    Last Post: 14th March 2009 03:08 PM
    by rrich  Go to last post

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  48. Officer's First Patrol

    Started by Rodgera, 13th March 2009 02:54 PM
    act, barked, bus, call, cars, casting, corner, direction, disperse, experienced, glances, intimidated, leave, officer, officers, official, partner, patrol, people, policeman, pretty, proud, puzzled, radio, replied, rookie, stop, telling, veteran, window
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,566
    Last Post: 13th March 2009 02:54 PM
    by Rodgera  Go to last post

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