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  1. Very green and appreciative

    Started by King dog, 3rd January 2013 08:42 PM
    aged, appreciation, appreciative, bench, completed, direction, exept, faith, frustrated, green, hard, lost, love, mechanic, projects, quality, required, rustic, station, steer, thickeneser, thicknesser, tools, trade, tradesman.no, triton, twenty, wiser, wood, wood.i
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,247
    Last Post: 9th January 2013 03:24 AM
    by JJF  Go to last post
  2. What were you before?

    Started by RETIRED, 12th August 2012 03:38 PM
    4 Pages
    1 2 3 4
    ago, corroded, diesel, fitter, fixing, friends, fuel, grade, injector, job, leak, lines, lot, mechanic, money, occupation, original, reason, reinforced, replace, reverted, save, starting, thinking, trade, trained, truck, weekend, woodturner
    • Replies: 46
    • Views: 5,996
    Last Post: 26th August 2012 02:44 AM
    by pjt  Go to last post
  3. G'Day, Cobber.

    Started by Tim Buc, 11th June 2012 05:07 PM
    660, bit, bitten, champhor, cheers, cobber, date, diesel, direct, emplloyed, fitout, fitter, gday, hardware, heavy, home, ironbark, light, mechanic, mill, milling, norfolk, pine, silkyoak, tallowood, thread, timber, time, vehicle, wondering
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,337
    Last Post: 12th June 2012 05:31 AM
    by JJF  Go to last post
  4. 2012...end of the world...innit?

    Started by underfoot, 31st December 2011 08:39 AM
    3 Pages
    1 2 3
    2012end, 5000, apologise, apparently, beach, bucket, calender, catch, fiddleback, finish, folks, huon, istanbul, katy, list, local, mayans, mcenzie, mechanic, nice, paraglide, pine, rainbow, running, runs, saving, shed, visit, world, worldinnit
    • Replies: 32
    • Views: 4,171
    Last Post: 1st January 2012 01:50 AM
    by tea lady  Go to last post
  5. G'day from Murwillumbah

    Started by Possumplasma, 14th August 2011 10:23 AM
    70s, aluminium, amount, art, artwork, bills, bit, comprehensive, dabble, fabrication, fair, gday, glean, hope, impart, incorperating, info, main, mechanic, medium, metal, mick, murwillumbah, pay, rolleyes, seat, tended, timber, time, wood
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,425
    Last Post: 14th August 2011 10:53 PM
    by Christos  Go to last post
  6. This is not Good.

    Started by issatree, 27th July 2011 05:49 AM
    80ies, amount, behold, blown, bonnet, compartment, conversation, dip, dropped, easily, fair, filled, good, hard, imagine, inside, kls, lady, left, low, mechanic, motor, oil, people, smell, stick, surprisingly, traveled, vehicle, visit
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,088
    Last Post: 27th July 2011 12:53 PM
    by damian  Go to last post
  7. Richie Rich

    Started by Richie Rich, 30th April 2011 02:06 PM
    amazing, awesome, bench, build, cabinet, catch, cheers, forward, george, groggys, informative, learning, lot, mechanic, pieces, rich, richie, scallys, school, simply, site, table, time, trade, walnut, woodwoulds
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 1,352
    Last Post: 2nd May 2011 08:10 PM
    by Richie Rich  Go to last post
  8. Gday all

    Started by thompy, 14th March 2011 05:35 PM
    30p, ability, aplenty, bed, drill, drop, dunno, extension, finished, gday, house, left, mechanic, midlife, neal, picking, pine, queen, questions, ruling, rusty, school, situation, studding, studs, told, tooling, trade, verging, wood
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,327
    Last Post: 17th March 2011 10:23 PM
    by Christos  Go to last post
  9. morning

    Started by bill22, 13th January 2010 03:21 AM
    electrician, enjoy, grandfather, mechanic, morning, sawmiller
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,032
    Last Post: 18th January 2010 04:28 AM
    by artme  Go to last post
  10. How do you cope?

    Started by artme, 8th December 2009 10:25 PM
    amazon, assistance, basin, cope, dry, family, fellow, flooding, government, hand, history, house, insurance, landslide, levels, lost, low, massive, mechanic, months, morning, overnight, owned, recorded, sort, south, tracts, virtually, water, wearing
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 942
    Last Post: 8th December 2009 10:25 PM
    by artme  Go to last post
  11. How does a car mechanic install celing board

    Started by Reno RSS Feed, 9th November 2009 07:10 PM
    attached, bathroom, bit, board, car, ceiling, celing, creative, floor, install, jacks, lefter, mechanic, plasterboard, read, renovateforum.com, solution, thread, thumbnails
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,272
    Last Post: 9th November 2009 07:10 PM
    by Reno RSS Feed  Go to last post
  12. You won't believe this, but it's true

    Started by Tiger, 31st October 2009 10:27 PM
    bolt, camshaft, car, complaint, complaints, damaged, driving, engine, explain, file, happen, home, investigate, mechanic, missing, motor, properly, racv, re-assembled, ring, roadside, serviceman, sloppy, spelt, stalls, supposed, tow, towed, true, workmanship
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 3,713
    Last Post: 1st November 2009 04:43 PM
    by Chesand  Go to last post
  13. Munruben mechanic.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th October 2009 09:00 PM
    allan, assist, bid, car, department, door, drivers, feverishly, found, front, garage, hey, inadvertently, john, keys, locked, mechanic, munruben, passenger, pick, replied, service, servicing, told, unlock, unlocked, vehicle
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,388
    Last Post: 30th October 2009 09:54 PM
    by munruben  Go to last post

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  14. Blonde joke #2

    Started by Rum Pig, 12th October 2009 12:03 PM
    blonde, bmw, died, gas, joke, mechanic, pushes, station, tells
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 892
    Last Post: 12th October 2009 12:03 PM
    by Rum Pig  Go to last post

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  15. At the Mechanic

    Started by Rodgera, 25th September 2009 02:56 PM
    clipboard, damage, detonations, difficulty, explain, friend, funny, glanced, inadequate, lady, makes, mechanic, mechanics, noise, premature, recited, repair, shoulder, smugly, sought, started, stated, strange, swmbo, talking, timing, valves, vehicle, workshop, write
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,204
    Last Post: 25th September 2009 02:56 PM
    by Rodgera  Go to last post

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  16. G'Day every one

    Started by iceman1, 7th September 2008 12:49 PM
    are.so, available.i, bench, boxed, enjoy, forbes, furniture.will, gday, hafco, hand, hare, mechanic, moved, presently, rugby, sb12, shed.bought, space, t-318, team, thicknesser, thicknesser.will, trade, truck, wait, waiting, wood, working.i, world
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,956
    Last Post: 11th September 2008 05:40 AM
    by Ed Reiss  Go to last post
  17. G'day mate

    Started by neil2, 13th August 2008 12:20 PM
    120, alcoa, blades, diesel, effort, effort2tsup, farm, friend, furniture, gday, house, jarrah, live, lots, mandurah, mate, mechanic, months, neil, occupation, projects, property, recycled, resent, result, results, spend, timber, time, worth
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,859
    Last Post: 13th August 2008 10:33 PM
    by neil2  Go to last post
  18. Mechanic v Doctor

    Started by Claw Hama, 11th May 2008 09:03 PM
    baby, basically, bucks, car, debakey, dis, doctor, engine, famous, fancy, finish, grind, heart, hearts, kitten, leaned, loudmouth, mechanic, michael, morris, ork, purr, running, service, standing, surgeon, valves, waiting, walked, whispered
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,353
    Last Post: 12th May 2008 12:00 AM
    by Rodgera  Go to last post

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  19. Pipes types

    Started by zx9, 9th April 2008 05:13 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    ago, answers, begin, burn, complete, existing, externally, gas, house, job, law, line, mechanic, meter, pipe, pipes, plug, plumber, plumbing, purchase, remaining, remove, require, roof, site, straight, track, types, wall, water
    • Replies: 15
    • Views: 4,088
    Last Post: 13th April 2008 03:04 PM
    by zx9  Go to last post
  20. Helicopter down

    Started by munruben, 3rd April 2008 10:10 AM
    answered, cottage, dae, door, emergency, finally, flying, forced, hae, head, helicopter, island, knocked, landing, lost, luckily, macardle, mackay, mechanic, nae, nearby, pilot, power, remote, road, scottish, scratched, walked, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,203
    Last Post: 3rd April 2008 10:10 AM
    by munruben  Go to last post

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  21. Dual Trade Questions

    Started by jimiemick, 11th February 2008 12:04 PM
    apprenticeship, dual, electrical, father, finished, grade, mechanic, november, qualifications, qualified, questions, refrigeration, thinking, time, trade, wondering
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 4,052
    Last Post: 13th February 2008 07:46 PM
    by Timmo  Go to last post
  22. Apprenticeship - Heavy Vehicle Diesel Mechanic

    Started by High Country, 4th February 2008 07:36 PM
    albury/wodonga, appreciated.2tsup, apprenticeship, assitance, completed, diesel, fitting/turning, gaining, greatly, heavy, lives, mechanic, pre, son, vehicle, wodonga
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 3,095
    Last Post: 4th February 2008 07:36 PM
    by High Country  Go to last post

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  23. 710

    Started by nev25, 14th January 2008 10:29 PM
    710, ago, blonde, car, circle, click, customer, days, draw, drew, engine, garage, hood, local, looked, lost, mechanic, middle, paper, pen, piece, replied, seven-hundred-ten, wrote
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 986
    Last Post: 14th January 2008 10:29 PM
    by nev25  Go to last post

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  24. ARTC's Electrician trade

    Started by john999, 23rd December 2007 09:21 PM
    50-50, apply, artc, artcs, demand/wthich, easily, electrical, electrician, experience, fitter, form, ie.electrical, job, matter, mechanic, mechanic.my, melbourne, seniors, thankyou, that;in, time, trade, tras, write
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,914
    Last Post: 27th December 2007 09:58 AM
    by john999  Go to last post
  25. Amazing Card Sharp

    Started by pawnhead, 5th November 2007 09:26 AM
    amazing, card, detect, hand, image, manipulation, mechanic, playing, poker, real, sharp, trickery
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,389
    Last Post: 5th November 2007 05:20 PM
    by ss_11000  Go to last post
  26. Don't drive with little old ladies.

    Started by fenderbelly, 18th October 2007 03:06 PM
    car, crossings, curb, direction, drive, duty, hitting, ladies, lady, lights, mechanic, missed, mph, narrowly, one-way, pedestrian, pedestrians, policeman, ran, red, returned, shop, sittin, smell, street, swerving, terrible, told, traffic, wrong
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,096
    Last Post: 18th October 2007 03:10 PM
    by DJ’s Timber  Go to last post

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  27. air conditioner gas leak

    Started by ceagle, 28th September 2007 08:55 PM
    $1000, $600, air, assured, attempting, bad, based, charge, charged, close, conditioner, cost, detect, feel, fifteen, gas, leak, leaks.each, mechanic, money, nitrogen, previous, pumped, re-gassed, runs, throwing, time, told, unit
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,038
    Last Post: 1st October 2007 08:03 PM
    by Ashore  Go to last post
  28. Crook carby in the car

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th September 2007 02:53 PM
    allan, answered, attention, car, carby, crap, crook, dying, enquired, friend, hope, mechanic, pick, sadly, time, wallan, worried
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,091
    Last Post: 12th September 2007 03:31 PM
    by pawnhead  Go to last post

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  29. Brakes not working

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th August 2007 12:16 PM
    allan, brakes, car, dying, fix, hope, horn, local, louder, mechanic, overcame, time, working, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,169
    Last Post: 10th August 2007 12:16 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  30. Car won't start

    Started by Iain, 6th May 2007 05:38 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    ago, battery, car, cars, charger, click, died, dull, falcon, girlchild, haaa, hate, home, ignition, interior, key, levels, light, mechanic, offer, pretty, return, returned, solutions, start, wagon, warm, water, weeks, world
    • Replies: 21
    • Views: 2,994
    Last Post: 7th May 2007 11:11 PM
    by Daddles  Go to last post
  31. EF Falcon parts

    Started by Iain, 11th March 2007 09:11 AM
    ago, air, avail, backfired, blew, bought, box, car, clean, condition, driven, dual, ebay, falcon, fuel, girlchild, google, idea, ideas, manifold, mechanic, modify, parts, plastic, searched, stuck, top, wagon, week, wreckers
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 3,242
    Last Post: 11th March 2007 11:53 AM
    by Iain  Go to last post
  32. just a few to mebbe smile at

    Started by John Saxton, 9th January 2007 08:24 PM
    bucks, cardiologist, chair, childs, class, doc, engine, finish, fourth, garage, heart, hey, inside, manifests, mebbe, mechanic, mom, mother, motorcycle, observed, obsession, operate, professor, rag, semester, smile, surgeon, wrote
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,209
    Last Post: 9th January 2007 08:24 PM
    by John Saxton  Go to last post

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  33. Hallelujah!

    Started by Christopha, 28th April 2006 10:04 PM
    ate, backyard, bad, call, day, escaped, eventually, glinting, grass, grazing, habit, hallelujah, happened, heavens, hound, house, inside, looked, mace, mechanic, mechanics, morning, night, overgrown, proclaimed, realizing, saved, sunlight, sweet, wrench
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,604
    Last Post: 28th April 2006 10:57 PM
    by doug the slug  Go to last post

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  34. Clever Mechanic

    Started by Landseka, 2nd March 2006 10:23 AM
    announced, arrived, automobile, car, clever, dealership, department, discovered, door, drivers, feverishly, found, handle, hey, idiot, instinctively, keys, locked, mechanic, passenger, pick, replied, service, sighting, technician, told, unlock, unlocked, watched, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,360
    Last Post: 2nd March 2006 10:23 AM
    by Landseka  Go to last post

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  35. To each his own...

    Started by Breslauer, 18th December 2005 01:42 AM
    basically, bucks, cardiac, cylinder, damage, doc, engine, finish, garage, gently, head, heart, hey, leaned, mechanic, motor, motorcycle, paused, removing, repair, running, salary, shop, shouted, smiled, spotted, surgeon, valves, well-known, whispered
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,204
    Last Post: 18th December 2005 01:42 AM
    by Breslauer  Go to last post

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  36. Small Business Advice

    Started by dazzler, 11th August 2005 10:09 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    advice, afraid, bad, book, business, care, cheers, dazzler, diesel, enjoyed, experience, failure, hours, indifferent, interacting, keeping, life, mechanic, people, public, question, real, running, small, start, started, suited, surprising, thinking, worried
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 3,353
    Last Post: 14th August 2005 08:51 PM
    by dazzler  Go to last post
  37. My application form for boofhead of the week

    Started by Shannon, 9th August 2005 04:04 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    alloy, application, bearings, bit, blade, boofhead, caught, chain, chainsaw, chainwheel, checked, couple, discover, form, hard, kickback, mechanic, motor, oil, placement, plide, screwdriver, seized, shop, spinning, spocket, stick, strip, trees, week
    • Replies: 18
    • Views: 3,821
    Last Post: 14th August 2005 08:52 AM
    by routermaniac  Go to last post
  38. Have you got a seven ten?

    Started by gatiep, 16th December 2004 07:59 PM
    710, bit, blonde, car, circle, dealer, draw, drew, engine, ford, hood, learn, looked, lost, mechanic, middle, paper, pen, photo, piece, post, prior, read, replied, seven-hundred-ten, ten, woman, wrote, yesterday
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,299
    Last Post: 17th December 2004 06:01 PM
    by ozwinner  Go to last post

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  39. Horse Mechanic

    Started by silentC, 4th September 2003 12:15 PM
    advice, amazing, bar, bartender, bit, car, cars, country, drink, drive, follow, head, horse, ignition, looked, mate, mechanic, mumble, pub, replies, road, scotch, shocked, stiff, talking, told, town, walked, white, yeah
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,651
    Last Post: 4th September 2003 12:15 PM
    by silentC  Go to last post

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  40. The value of Undies

    Started by Gino, 12th February 2003 10:33 PM
    car, chassis, dutifully, embarrassment, feet, forward, found, glaringly, head, hood, idly, lack, looked, lot, mechanic, private, protruding, public, regaining, shorts, stand, staring, stepped, stitches, tucked, unable, underpants, undies, wear, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,215
    Last Post: 12th February 2003 10:33 PM
    by Gino  Go to last post

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  41. The gynecologist. My first joke here.

    Started by Robert WA, 16th November 2002 05:13 PM
    150%, 50%, adjusting, beneficial, called, career, carefully, engine, error, exam, exhaust, extra, fearing, gynecologist, hands, instructor, joke, mark, mechanic, obtained, outstanding, perfectly, pipe, result, score, skillful, total, ungrateful, wondered, worth
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,540
    Last Post: 16th November 2002 11:23 PM
    by Gino  Go to last post

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  42. penguin on holiday

    Started by Rod Smith, 22nd May 2002 11:31 AM
    blown, cream, dish, dripping, drives, eat, engine, finishing, flippers, found, hands, holiday, ice, makes, mechanic, mess, motor, mouth, oil, penguin, petrol, real, replies, seal, sits, station, stops, town, vanilla, wiping
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,395
    Last Post: 22nd May 2002 08:18 PM
    by John Saxton  Go to last post

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  43. Mechanic

    Started by Charles Castle, 5th December 2001 08:31 PM
    couch, interviewing, lie, mechanic, occupation, patient, psychiatrist
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,359
    Last Post: 5th December 2001 08:31 PM
    by Charles Castle  Go to last post

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  44. The value of undies

    Started by Iain, 13th October 2001 01:49 PM
    bonnet, car, chassis, dutifully, embarrassment, feet, forward, glaringly, husband, idly, lack, looked, lot, mechanic, private, protruding, public, quickly, regaining, shorts, stand, standing, staring, stepped, stitches, unable, underpants, undies, wear, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,332
    Last Post: 15th October 2001 09:22 AM
    by Gino  Go to last post

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  45. Spam

    Started by Iain, 12th October 2000 06:33 PM
    ago, americans, carry, claim, depressed, dollars, dr.today, drive, email, five-year-old, friend, groceries, house, machines, mechanic, people, perfect, pope, refused, responsibility, sally, spam, stronger, ten, told, twenty, worried, worth, write, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,391
    Last Post: 12th October 2000 06:33 PM
    by Iain  Go to last post

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